Hey hey, Yea Forums! It's me, Sonic the Hedgehog! Ask me anything, and while you're at it, take a shower! You guys really do have neet basement lives!
Ask Sonic!
Zachary Diaz
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Jaxson Young
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
Parker Stewart
Do you like bruno mars haha
Bentley Turner
Because SEGA want to milk every last fucking penny out of me and won't let me die until they go bankrupt. Do me a favour, come and kill me yourself.
Aaron Myers
No, he's an annoying piece of shit who makes awful music.
Carson Cox
How's the cleanup in greenhill going after Eggman turned it into sandhill?
Owen Sanchez
Nathan Hill
Will the Sonic movie be enough to kill your franchise and set you free?
Nathan Nelson
Where is sonic adventure 3 or some fucking remakes?
Dylan Baker
Pretty good buddy! Glad to see that someone on the internet actually gives a shit about Green Hill.
Landon Mitchell
I hope so. I really hope so. I just wanna be with the other dead mascots like Gex, Croc and Bubsy.
Ryder Hill
Maybe if my degenerate fanbase didn't fucking betray me back when the PS2 came out, you would have Adventure 3 and Sega would still be producing consoles. But no, they fucking left me to die and become a second rate third party series. What makes you think I'll sell out even more and give you a third Adventure game when you turned your backs on me? Just for that, you'll never get it, and I'll make certain of it.
Brayden Bell
Why are you cursing sonic :(
The sonic I know wouldn't curse :(
Leo Rodriguez
What was your favorite game to star in?
Colton Reyes
Oh, grow the fuck up kid. Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
Carter Bennett
Sonic 3 & Knuckles. Fond memories. Plus it was before it all went to shit.
Luke Carter
When's the next rush game coming out
Jayden Reed
What do you think about when Infinite was kicking you and your buddy Tails did nothing when he can fight as shown in Adventures?
Robert Nelson
My friend is gay and he wants to suck your blue hedgehog cock. Can you help him?
Adam Robinson
Fuck, Marry, Kill
Blaze, Tikal, Wave
Jacob Thompson
thoughts on black creatures?
Kevin Evans
Sonic is a fake piece of shit.
Brandon Flores
I don't care. Answer the question or fuck off.
Gavin Evans
BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER
Alexander Flores
hey sonic why are you such a little bitch
Zachary Jenkins
Actually I didn't mean to reply to your stupid ass question. I just wanted to say that Sonic is a little shit.
Ian Ross
Hunter Taylor
How's the Little Planet doing? Everything still stable over there?
Hudson Walker
I'M TAKING OVER THIS Q AND A SONIC! ASK YOUR QUESTIONS TO ME, DR EGGMAN!
Owen Russell
How did it feel getting your Smash invite?
Alexander Martin
Sonic, sweetie? Could you please get off Yea Forums and come to bed with me?
Lucas Adams
TOMORROW I'LL
Jordan Price
In the upcoming movie, will you take off your shoes and present us with some smelly stinky toes?
Oliver Young
Where did Tails Doll go? Did you scrap him?
Cooper Butler
suck my user cock >:)
Tyler Gray
I TOOK HIS TWO TAILS AND SOLD THEM TO FURRIES!
SORRY, THAT'S SONIC'S JOB!
Jose Russell
Absolutely awful taste you dumb hedgehog.
Adam Sanchez
>nobody answering the questions it’s just a big circlejerk between namefags
Michael Barnes
Joseph Thompson
would you fuck rouge?
Gavin Morgan
Omega here to deliver an important message.
Fuck _Eggers
Evan Myers
How salty are you about Crash having a better racing game than you? Also, what does Rouge's breast milk taste like?
Dylan Anderson
Why is it that when your name is spelled backwards it says "neh, am gay"?
Juan Cruz
SONIC, PLEASE RETURN THE CHAOS EMERALDS TO ME OR I'LL TAKE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS AND TURN THEM INTO OATMEAL!!
HO HO HO NO SIR, I'M NOT A FURRY!
FUCK ROBOTS!
William Gomez
damn that's pretty good
Josiah Cook
FUCK OFF YOU 4'11 MANLET
Camden Sanders
Charles Baker
At least I'm still alive.
Even the animal that was inside you is probably dead now.
Liam Wood
IT DOES NOT, BACKWARDS IT SAYS "NAMEGUH" YOU IDIOT!
AMAZING POST user!
Nicholas Brooks
How would you spend your days if Maria was still around?
Caleb Gray
Colton Baker
BASED AND EGGPHAT BTFO FOR ETERNITY
Hunter Hall
Christian Peterson
seriously I kekd hard at this, post more in the future
Michael Jones
Gosh, looking after the Emeralds is so lonely...
David Campbell
Charles Ortiz
EGGSALAD BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
Ryder Moore
fuggin based
Colton Hall
DON'T REMIND ME OF HER, I'VE GREIFED FOR TOO LONG
ALRIGHT SONIC, IF YOUR GAMES DIDN'T KILL YOU ENOUGH, PREPARE FOR MY ULTIMATE WEAPON, THAT'S RIGHT BABY, ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG, MY SUPER ULTRA MEGA DICK LASER, AND IT'S POINTED RIGHT AT YOU ONIONS-NIC
Aiden James
will the dark figure which manifests at exactly midnight in the middle of my room ever leave
Hudson Morris
Eggman, you are always a blessing.
Sebastian Clark
How could you have known about Maria? She was on the Ark for most of her life and died before you were born, or shortly after you were born...
Jace Adams
Never.
Oliver Williams
I wish I could provide some company.
Austin Parker
What are your opinions on Christian Weston Chandler?
Carter Brown
NOPE
I MIGHT BE ABLE TO TAKE THEM OFF YOUR HANDS!
THANK YOU KIND user, WHEN I DESTROY THE PLANET I'LL MAKE SURE YOU DIE LAST!
LET'S JUST SAY IM IN THE KNOW
TERRIBLE, THEY TAINT MY NAME!!
Connor Taylor
I was asking Sonic, not you, BUDDY.
Andrew Barnes
h-hehe ask me anything
Hunter Howard
Where are you heading to here?
Joseph Cook
>TAINT
heh
Ryan Foster
Are you actually Rouge the Bat in disguise?
Colton Parker
Shadow, you're black too.
Jayden Evans
Brody Peterson
PAL, I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU ASKED!
QUIET FOOL!
HERE IT COMES, MY MEGA LASER D- HUH? IS THAT, SONIC? OH NONONONONONONONON AAAAAAH FUCK FUCK OH GOD SONIC NO I'M SORRY FUCK PLEASE AAAA
Ryan White
say the thing dr.
Josiah Anderson
DOUBLE NIGGER