Play Touhou.
Play Touhou
No. Post more armpits you fuck.
if you give me the sauce Ill consider playing 15
Damn you.
Serious question, where do I start with Touhou? Is there serious lore to the series, or it just a bunch of fan theories and inserting personality to bland characters?
There's so many games I have no idea where to start.
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why make threads like these
you clearly don't want an actual touhou thread or you wouldn't have used an image like that
I heard Touhou has monster girls
Post them
I recommend downloading EoSD through HSiFS, trying each one for a bit, then seeing which ones you like and sticking with them. It doesn't all have to be at once, but I feel that's the best way to try and get into the games. Out of all of them, EoSD, PCB, IN, MoF, DDC, and HSiFS would probably be the most suitable entry points.
If you're looking more at lore, then read the mangas. Go to the Touhou wiki if you want to learn more about them.
1. Play the games in release order starting from 6.
2. Read the official manga in release order.
ZUN is against large production games based on his characters. He's against hentai based on fan interpretations of his characters. He's against games with actual gameplay and not bullethell spam.
Maybe one of these days, he'll license out the IP and let companies compete to maintain the rights.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH CUMMING
Touhou is anime, not video games.
Stop with the inconsistent breast sizes, there is a mostly agreed upon fanon for them. Alice is not nearly as big as Komachi, very few girls are.
Nice armpits.
Because why not. It's getting people to play Touhou.
Alice is good, right?
>He's against games with actual gameplay and not bullethell spam.
Explain all the touhou fan games that aren't shmups then retard?
There is not much lore, not too much dialogue, but some of the characters are pretty fun.
I'd suggest you start with the 6th one: it is the first game for Windows, it is sort of a soft-reboot, and it is fairly "easy" without any crazy game mechanics. The order you play them in really doesn't matter that much (no lore), so I'd recommend starting with some of the easier games.
Do you have any Touhou monster girls?
Playing SWSH now counts as playing 2hu.
Tohou sluts are only good for porn
Try to play them in order, the fighting games are the most rich in interactions and lore if you are into that.
If by monster girls you mean youkai, then just go to danbooru and indulge yourself. There's plenty of youkai.
This image is HIGHLY unethical
all of the girls are cute girls with silly hats and optional furry ears and tails
there's no real monster girls
Yes youkai
Ok
Maybe
cowhu
imagine the smell
Reymoo's armpits are highly unethical.
Totally.
Thanks a lot. Are there official channels to get these games, or are they free doujinsoft? I know some of the newer 3D games are getting published by actual localization companies on Steam/PSN/eShop.
Made for breeding!
You can pirate the games from Moriya Shrine since they're all there (and ZUN really doesn't mind if westerners do that), but there are some games that have been released on Steam very recently. Ten Desires, Double Dealing Character, Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom, and Hidden Star in Four Seasons, as well as some of the sidegames.
Touhou hentai is god's gift to man
post best touhou doujins
god i wish that were me
>haha yeah bro I totally want to discuss 2hu which is why I use fapb8 as the OP image
kys
Kill yourselves, mindcontrol fags. Your fetish is worse than NTR.
They say 15 is a pretty tough starting point because of a certain you-know-hu
Why would I care about Tohou outside of the sex?
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Some of my favorite artists.
Which is why discussion is happening right now?
Retard?
I'm jerking off to Alice's fat tits right now.
That's good stuff, thank you
>no touhou collection for switch
Why do people just hate free money?
Roki is amazing.
Hey what if we made a sequel to Great Fairy Wars but had Clownpiece as the extra boss?
>dumping shitty porn
>"discussion"
Get a grip delusional perma virgin
why not just go to /jp/ if you want to dump generic touhou image #5, i don't understand why you bother making the same shit here.
So what's gong to happen if this guy croaks in a drunken collision or something?
Who gets to keep the 2hu's?
Most of the lore comes from the written works, not the game themselves. Pick up any of the windows era games (starts from touhou 6 and onwards) and see if you enjoy it.
Some friendly advice: stay the fuck away from touhou 11 and 12 until you have cleared a few of the others.
The satisfaction of getting 1ccs?
his family
his son shall pick up the mantle in 15 years
>Some friendly advice: stay the fuck away from touhou 11 and 12 until you have cleared a few of the others.
But 15 is fine? What a strange advice.
Source on ZUN being based?
15 has Pointdevice, which is nice for learning and getting a surefire '1cc', but if someone uses their bombs way too early then they're going to struggle on Clownpiece and Junko.
Show me where the hell fairy danmaku'd you user
It's in one of his interviews regarding how he feels about western players, but I don't know which one off the top of my head.
He has an actual job, 2hu is a side hobby to buy more beer.
Is this from Lotus Labyrinth or did I miss her in ToD?
It's from the Marisa story in Genso Wanderer.
cutepiece
I have heard that the newest Touhou game is getting ported to switch? I think someone here said it? Is that true?
Main games will never port to the switch. Only fangames.
The most recent fighting game, yes
>Only fangames
Wrong.
Apparently so. I had no idea about AoCF being ported there.
Is there a reason why the creator of Touhou doesn't want console ports?
I honestly don't think otter is overpowered in WBaWC, just that eagle is underpowered. Wolf and otter work with every character whereas eagle doesn't
I like Youmu with Eagle.
ReimuEagle is quite good, though.
Most likely because he doesn't know how to program for consoles, we are talking about the guy that accidentally deleted the source code of his best games while drunk
I guess that he can't be arsed to port his shit to consoles. The fighting games get ports because they're made by another studio.
Then why not just have another company port them?
this but only futa
But why go for eagle when wolf could do almost everything better? The slashes still cover 80% of the upperscreen
Reimu goes with everything
How about no.
maybe in the future? ZUN realized that he could sell his games on Steam just recently
BASED
I expected Eagle to be the scoring shot, but Otter trumps it in every aspect for the most part. Eagle just feels pretty lame to me, since Wolf is the best for survival while Otter's the best for scoring.
>tfw I love mating press
>The artist has to do some shitty mind control and the ugliest gook looking characters
Why can't the japs stop this shit
It's something regarding how a girl is so depraved and aroused that she would fuck any man, no matter how repulsive he can be. Japs love that shit.
SEXY ARMPITS
I play touhou every day user, but thank you for the thread
I hope
These threads are really comfy, so I'm glad I made it.
Cute Clown C____
I've played enough Touhou. I only fap and listen to the music now
Who here is WolfMarisa gang?
hey cutie
if the man was too attractive, I would end up fapping to him instead
I feel that at this point it's just a meme there and they keep doing it because they don't know how to portray anything else.
There are some doujins that have attractive men fucking the girls, but most of them are just self-insert.
Take the futapill already
This is an inchling. She uses the Miracle Mallet to make any wish come true, but at the expense of something else. In this case, I gave you a monster girl but you have to deal with a smug loli in an emoji bowl.
>It's either the ugliest gook or some no eyes black haired self insert
Fuck their shitty taste
I might just go for it if they keep shitting out awful male designs
I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes their art but can't stand the whoring yourself out for old dues thing they do.
Fuck off Alice! I have the Higher Ground!
and Rindou is a fucking, huge Hack. his shit is all but a glorified CG set in the form of colorless ero-doujin. no impact and no movement. he should go back to art school first. even BASED warugaki called him out, in person
I think I've read two doujins in my life that had attractive male characters, and one of those was an actually wholesome shindol doujin
The ones that do have eyes all look the same. It's repetitive and boring.
Seriously? When?