HOLY FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NIGGAS? Ultimate has the best roster of all time. They finally added fucking K. Rool and Ridley. They brought back Snake, Wolf and the Ice Climbers. EVERYONE IS HERE. But instead of playing your favorite characters you niggas would rather pick the same boring sword characters over and over just because some virgin on the internet put them on a supposed "tier list." Why? What the fuck? I bet none of you actually plays Banjo when he comes out either. Holy fuck this game needs an option to ban characters from your quickplay. Pick some actual fucking Nintendo characters you faggots.
HOLY FUCK WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU NIGGAS? Ultimate has the best roster of all time. They finally added fucking K...
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Alright, which sword character did you lose to this time, user?
He's gonna say Lucina or Ike or maybe even Joker
>people would rather pick relevant Fire Emblem characters than an ugly, gay crocodile who appeared for four minutes at the end of three games thirty years ago
woah....
My last 20 quickplay matches have been nothing but Roy, Lucina and Shulk. Am I expected to believe these people actually consider these to be their favorite characters?
I hope it's Marth, so I can laugh at him.
Fuck it, I'm gonna laugh at him anyways.
I don't play smash fuck off
Most rosterfags don't actually play the game which isn't as sad as it would be to get a switch just for one guest character in a game
Dude, the input lag is so freaking terrible in Ultimate, most players need swordies just in order to cope with it.
I personally play Daisy since I've been clamoring for her inclusion for years. But even in contrast to Peach in Sm4sh Wii U, she feels horribly unresponsive. It's a damn shame since, as you said, the roster is truly exceptional in Ultimate.
>I bet none of you actually plays Banjo when he comes out either
Of course I won't. I don't give a shit about him, he looks like a zoner and I never played his game either.
>slightly touch the toggle stick when playing online
>3 seconds later go into an insane fast fall leading to stock loss
Fuck this game
I like Shulk. What do you have against Shulk? Do you even know who he is before you complain like no one could ever like him?
Yeah we need more punching and kicking characters like mario and luigi and wario and captain falcon and ryu and ken and incineroar and donkey kong and ganondorf and diddykong and lucario and wii fit trainer and mii brawler and little mac and greninja and k rool.
If Marth or Joker is your favorite video game character you aren't old enough to post on this board
There are probably well over one million videogame characters in existence. Even counting for the disparity in recognition between say Mario and a target in Hitman Blood Money and Smash's roster clustering near the top of that divide, the odds of your favourite videogame character being one of the 70 in Smash's roster is tiny.
>having a favourite game character in the first place anyways
Tolerable if fgc nigga; but, if you are a JRPG kiddy please leave. Real games like Tetris, Mario, and Factorio don't have characters.
Marths first appearance was over a decade before you were even born, fuck off cunt.
If you play Shulk, Cloud, Joker, any Fire Emblem character, either Pits, Palutena or the Belmonts I hope you have to watch your family get tortured by muslim rape gangs. Fuck yourself.
Why though?
Why is Nitrorad always used for these threads
Calm down, bro. It's just a game.
>Complaining about Pit
>Complaining about Pit
wow what a shitter
I'll play Luigi until the day I die bitch
Wario players are more annoying than any of those.
At least Wario is a real Nintendo character and not some shitty weeb garbage. Fuck off zoomer.
hes S O Y but he has some good videos
>Real games like Mario don't have characters.
wtf Sakurai left ten whole roster slots completely blank and tried to pass it off like the game has 70+ characters. How did no one notice?
I wish I could fight good players using fun characters but I never do. It's always the casuals I play with in FFAs Arenas I do to relax that play the stuff like Kirby or Mario a little more but even there it's often plagued, but less.
I haven't fought even something as simple as DK in what feels like months. It's unfortunate.
I wish it was Wario based off his Wario Land incarnations as opposed to the WarioWare inspired character we got.
>Warioware image
>Hates anime-style characters
The Warioware games are weeaboo as fuck. How does someone like Warioware end up so anti-anime? It just doesn't add up.
>Wario
>Anime
Nitrorad is based. He called Belmonts a boring addition and shilled for based picks like Rayman and the Elite Beat Agents.
Never thought he was that onions
>so many great characters added in both 4 and Ultimate
>still end up playing Mario since he's the one I used in Melee and the character I'm most familiar with
>Hates Castlevania
>Considers Fire Emblem so bad he won't recognize it as a Nintendo franchise
>Covers underrated B grade platformers from the 2000s and overlooked RPG maker games
>Favorite games of all time are Pikmin and Rayman
>Introduced the world to Lisa and Horrorvale
>BTFO critics of Star Fox Adventures and Mario Sunshine
Name a more based eceleb
>takes 30 mins to talk about shit you could say in 9-10
>good videos
>Mfw I play exclusively Dedede, Ridley, Dong and Dorf
>Mfw not one of my friends play these characters
At least I don't have to fight for the best colors.
Top tiers are more fun to play because they're fast and have more options.
>Hates Castlevania
>Hates Fire Emblem
>Hates DMC
>Hates Undertale
>Hates anime
Based and redpilled
>Hates fighting games
>none of you actually plays Banjo when he comes out either
i'm gonna main him instantly what are you talking about.
Why would anyone complain about fighting a swordfag with 10 jumps?
They're all real nintendo characters.
When people think "Nintendo" they think colorful cartoon characters or fantasy creatures, not boring generic realistic/anime humanoids with a weapon.
>Fire Emblem
>Relevant
FE peaked with Awakening and now it only lives on as a shitty mobile game for weebs.
There's a new game coming out this month.
>Why japanese company make japanese style characters?
I don't know either. He is solid low tier and his "swords" are actually daggers with a tiny as fuck range.
Shit comeback. Nintendo's main audience is the West, Japan makes up a tiny percentage of their sales.
>likes Hbomberguy
Nah he's yikes
>Hates Undertale
>Hates Anime
Both of these are wrong.
>art school was really hard you guys
>I had anxiety and totally wasn’t learning anything
>let me cry about it for 10 minutes in the middle of the review
>*leans game on cheek* so is good?
>well it’s baby’s first platformer and/or an indie horror game so yea
He used to like Undertale but fell out of it because of the fanbse. He admitted to hating anime on his Twitter.
This is why I wish Nintendo would do a "new" switch rather than faff about with a mini one. Fix the systems inherent terrible input response time.
Then what's up with all the anime posters in his room. Plus the fact that he said he liked Mob Psycho and My Hero ect.
There is literally more references to jap culture in a single wario ware than there is in the entirety of KIU.
This. But he was going on about how the story of the game somehow related to his story of struggling to get a job after graduating from film school. It came out of nowhere and stopped watching him for a while.
Also his deltarune video was hot ass
Hrs a shill sellout s o y b o y
He said those were from when he was younger, he grew out of anime but didn't want to take them down.
I like this youtubber.
>Shit comeback
Whatever you say I guess.
>Nintendo's main audience is the West, Japan makes up a tiny percentage of their sales.
Doubt it, but even if that's true westerners love anime and fire emblem so, you're kinda taking my side here.
It was funny normally he’s upbeat and positive but you can tell he went into like “fuck Undertale fans and deltarune by extension”
HBG is based, only people who disagree are DS2 fanboys.
>but muh online experiences!
The online is shit, why are you faggots still playing it? You might as well twist your own nutsack, it'll be just as fun.
>Westerners love anime and Fire Emblem
I love that he tried to claim that he was as cynical in that review as he was in the Mario Odyssey while in the Mario Odyssey review he was busy fellating the game for the entire review
>younger
Are you kidding me dude? Mob was 2016 and I think so was My Hero.
Not an argument, but ok.
The actual way to fix the Ultimate roster: remove all non Nintendo characters
Jesus Christ don’t remind
>the love song at the end is more about the player and Mario
The fucking autism
>nobody can like shulk because he has a sword
nigga you gay
Wasn't he defending DS2 though?
>Being such a jaded faggot that you can't enjoy classic, textbook colorful/fun Nintendo kino
Remove fucking Fire Emblem
wh*toids and those other cucks like nitrorad speedonvhs adamantium and jimmy all need to be killed
Emphasis on some
>swordfag with 10 jumps
>Range of a dagger
>shit damage
>no landing options despite 3 jumps
>gameplan still depends on grab
no, you are a shitter
Fuck off faggot I loved Odyssey, and the song was dope but it definitely wasn’t just gay love ballad about videogames, it was just about how Mario and Peach (and Bowser) will do their thing forever. Makes the not marriage ending shit
I loved Mario Odyssey it's my favorite 3D Mario I didn't make post
Nah fuck you. Sega got me hooked with Shining Force, but then they left me to dry. Nintendo filled the gap by whatever means with Fire Emblem and Ike became my favorite addition in Brawl, and he's still a top favorite for me to play to this day.
Imagine being this much of a fucking faggot LMAOOOOO
>All these FE shitposts
Honestly I wish FE got its own fighting game in the vein of Soulcalibur there'd be a slight chance for the entire roster to not be sword lords
>Hero gets announced
>all these people giving Dragon Quest a chance
>Soulcalibur
>Not Samurai Showdown
3D fighters are for soilents
lol