Have sex de arimasu

Clearly that's incorrect, otherwise people wouldn't find them attractive.

I want to have sex with Magisa

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people find cute things attractive. big eyes and big head are cute.

They do have a c

Cheese it. :^)

I dunno man, I like lolis and milfs and monster girls but potatos are just weird and unattractive to me.
Charlotta was still my favorite character to play in the GBFV beta though.

Potatoes are very versatile

Boil ‘em
Mash ‘em
Stick ‘em in a stew
Fuck ‘em

But the cuteness of round things is more platonic... surely you wouldn't want to put cute things in sexually suggestive positions...?

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I want to have sex with Shana.

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Joke's on you. My hand and I are in a committed relationship.

>the cuteness of round things is more platonic
or is it?

Wrong

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C

tightness

Mimlemel best potato

I like the idea that they're super insecure about their sex appeal and would always be worried the you're into full-bodied women. This only works in a world without pedos, of course.

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*ahem* my dick

potatos are cute and huggable

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Gross, real chads like a woman who isn't insecure and goes as far as to distract you with her body at all times

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Great taste

What would sex with a potato feel like

>Someone born right before the first novel was released is now one year away from being able to post here without being an underage b&
Oh god, Shana is hot.

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Hot. Just imagine.

no matter how much of a manlet you are, she would still be the small spoon

Go steam a potatoe and AND AND....!!! sTiCK Your DIcK iN IT

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With potatoes?

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So what would you do if you were too big for her?

That's a nice potato.

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buy dildos of different sizes, then train her hole to take in bigger and bigger insertions until she can take mine. there's even a japanese thin book about it but i forgot the name

Intercrural?

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When is this coming out??

being stepped on by a big potato

TBD 2019

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>too big
No such thing

When did the anime air? 2005?

DELET

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UUNNF post moar, you're getting banned anyways

Lewd

have children

Yes, novel started in 2002.

Game?

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With potatoes

Please don't fug potatoes.

Christ it feels too soon to be that long ago.

Granblue Gear

you just need to slice open a hole user

D U B L I N
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Azure idealization

moar

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with draphs

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is that the fucking Moonlight Sword from King's Field?

Yes, user. You're so smart.

Alright.

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>tfw just binged a bunch of GBVS videos for hours last night out of random excitement

August can't come soon enough. Ideally the game comes out around november so I can have at least 2 months to immerse in the game before I move out of parents place

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Can you steal her crown?

Don't do that

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Low quality potatoes.

Not even fucking smart, I'm retarded. What.

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Tiny little creepy faces.

Sure

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>tfw no dumb cow girlfriend

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Why would you want a dumb cow in particular?

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Absolutely based. Intercrural sex keeps lolis safe. Practice intercrural on your latest loli conquests today!

I want to FUCK a potato.

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>tfw only draws I've done since starting the game was the free beginner draws and the once a day free preimum for the 24 million players
>my best SSRS are from the Code Geass event , Alexiel and Sara I managed to luck into

Worst part is my earth weapons are shit. But I'm gonna start doing the first grid grind soon. Should keep me occupied from thinking about using my draw tickets before spark amount

When does the game give out free rolls again?

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You will NEVER be a shota that Magisa rapes to death. EVER.

calling the police

underrated

Summer, so in a month or so. Probably around the time the summer stream happens.

Modern men no longer desire large breasts

free milk

>actually starting the game now and not 2 years ago
honestly stop playing
grubble's on a decline now with elemental resist content everywhere and everyone soloing their own raids now

Because I find girls who wear a top but nothing down there stupidly arousing.

Surely you wouldn't.

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Everyone who doesn't is a liar

I would do unspeakable things to her

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>""""""Simplify""""" 1/sqrt(2) to sqrt(2)/2
Why do people do this?

This guy has nice art

such a healthy girl

Because Sarasa is extremely loveable, and makes up for her lack of brains with a big heart and even bigger stomach.

Also horns.

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Alright, I'm all in, but I only have my little sister here, I'm not sure

>I'm all in
>I'm not sure
Indecisiveness is unbecoming of a man.

I want to suck Magisa's cock!

Nah its fun so far and is a nice and easy time sink in terms of vidya

I want a Zodiac in GBFV
Any Zodiac will do (except pig because she's too new)

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Agreed

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Dilate gobu

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It's just pedo fanservice, every gatcha or japan mmo needs to have some dumb loli fanservice. I'll give gbf they arent heavy on fanservicing harvins atleast.

>homofag seething over "pandering" when garbage like ladiva and sandals has been pushed all year

What would a real harvin be like?

comfy

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think of an IRL small person(midjet) but remove the tree trunk bottom heavy legs they have and make them top heavy

they'd be falling face first everytime they walk

>biological
>throughout history
Why does every fucking faggot who loves being a fucking faggot try to use logic on fetishes?

Too cute

But mostly Monkey because we need more staff characters in fighting games
And she's a total cutie

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Drastic difference between gay and pedo pandering and even then, I dont believe sandals is fanservice heavy at all. It's just people make a lot of sexualised fanart which comes of that way and Ladiva comes off to much as a joke character.

Arulu makes me want to play her shitty gatcha

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Why would they fall face first?

She's a child user

as long as you saw the warning that's fine
heads up, game gets boring pretty quickly though once you build a working grid for all your elements though

She's a mature womanly potato

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I want to cuddle with a cute harvin now
Same

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Actually racist against halflings.

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pretty sure that's how it would if they try and shift their weight forward when taking a step but I failed physics so idk

Aruru is pretty much a harvin cake. The fact most fanartists draw her with pubes makes it even better. The allure of a mature woman with the body size of a portable onahole

I'm told that takes a while anyway so at least its a nice goal

Did they cancel versus or what?

Alright this one is cuter

This

How did such a lewd harvin end up as a cake?

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No