Why yes, i play a girl in video games because i wish i was one. How could you tell?

>Why yes, i play a girl in video games because i wish i was one. How could you tell?

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Why is he peeing

this but only if it's a little girl

I don't want to be the character in any video game I'm playing. How much of a loser do you have to be to think this way?

Sir please stop pissing on the floor.

>why would I pee in the toilet?

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only reason I will get MUA3

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>well of course we apex gigachads watch anime

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Because you're trying to simulate having a period

picture related ;)

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>piss still somehow ends up in the toilet bowl

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>Why of course i tell weebs to shut their faggot mouths in multiplayer vidyagames, how could you tell?

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>Me? I'm farming dailies in Fate: Grand Order

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I legit thought this dude was some weird CGI render guy. I didn’t realize he was an actual dude u til a couple of minutes ago when I looked this up in reverse image search. Fucking ridiculous gains man, I’m seriously impressed. Good job mate

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Holy shit I thought he was headless until I opened the thread. Cringy tattoo on his left arm though.

Retard

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>tfw all the gigachad memeing has actually made me really like the guy

Are these pics photoshopped or nah? because this the real definition of body building right here

Men cry from their cocks roastie

No shit

This. Little girls are a miracle of the universe. I love them and wish I could be as perfect as they are.

The guys that wish they were girls are always betamax incels, though. That's why mtf trannies always end up as ugly "lesbians" rubbing putrified wounds together.

S-so gigachad isn't real???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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TELL ME HOW MANY NAKED NIGGERS ARE IN THE BLACK COCK GANG

TELL ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW

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Well, duh. All women would be betas if you zapped their minds into male bodies.
Of course beta males would lead happier lifes as females.

>Those amazingly photoshopped leather jackets
She's really good.

Yeah her stuff's super impressive, i hope she makes good money off it.

It helps being in black and white but yea the work is unironically exceptional.

He's literally called Ernest Khalimov

someone PLEASE post it

She also did a few colored edits of him, apparently.

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I can't go on living, knowing this.

You can't go on living knowing he's real?

>doesn't photoshop herself
>so vain she believes she is a perfect match as-is for giga-fucking-chad

I can't go on living knowing he's not really the man I fell in love with, DAMMIT!!!

whats on gigachads phone?

Child porn.

This. Gigachad just convinces everyone they are pedos too if he is caught so they don't report him.

Recommend me some games where the NPC's behave flirty/lecherous/nervous to attractive female protagonists. I have an autogynephilia and exhibitionism fetish.
Also recommend me games where I can be a slut. Bonus points if the game has both of these things.
No porn-games though. Those are always garbage. I pretty much want to play as a female version of that manwhore Geralt.

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Real chads play FEH

Drakengard 3 lets you play a slut. It's one of Taro's weaker games though.

kek

Is he... Fucking pissing? What the fuck?

This was my first thought as well

Okay

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>doesn't photoshop herself
You're implying she didn't photoshop herself in the before picture.

>Walk into local Gamestop
>"One copy of Senran Kagura Peach Beach Splash, please"
>"Sorry sir we don-"
>A regretful choice of words
>Pull my pants down
>Hold my shirt over my head
>Piss all over the fucking floor through my underwear
>"One copy of Senran Kagura Peach Beach Splash, don't make me take this any further"
>"Y-yes sir"
>Walk out of the gamestop
>The store reeks with the bitter smell of sodium and fibers
>But I'm covered in the sweet scent of victory

Please explain further user. How good is the sluttiness and how bad is the gameplay? I need to determine if the former is worth stomaching the latter.

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>My favorite vidya? Crazy Taxi of course.

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