So after weeks of slamming my joycons on my dresser, the left analog broke like pic related...

You should get a therapist.

why?

i fucked mine up by throwing it. i just got a pro controller its more durable. the gc controller is the strongest one though. i sling that shit every day almost and it still holds together

Are you mental?

Why do morons do this? I grew up learning how to take care of my possessions and always treat them with care. Do you like spending extra money because you broke all your toys user?

>download.jpg

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You know the fucking usual little fucking spics shits and poorfags refuse to fucking be decent humans and get basic internet or (god forbid) ethernet adapters when they play online.

>get angry at the game
>just shut off the console
>calmly put down the controller and do something else

Why can't retards just do this?

Imagine getting mad at video games...
youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGki8

You think you're better than me because somehow your parents taught their fuck up reject of a child to preserve their belongings better? Reddit mentality

I don't throw shit but the way GSP (doesn't) work in Smash really makes you want to fling shit.

>somehow your parents taught their fuck up reject of a child
He's better than you because he doesn't blame his shit self control on his parents.
You gonna blame everything on mommy and daddy forever or are you gonna fucking grow up and take responsibility for being a piece of shit?

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Look at this retard

Enjoying your summer vacation kiddo? When does school start back up?

why do mongs do this
>treats possession like shit
>possession breaks
>cries about breaking possession and not wanting to buy anotherone
just turn the console off you spergy mongrel

Clearly because of step one. A hot blooded male can't just go from 100 to 0 like a pussy ass bitch so y bean such as yourself.

How about take your money and hire a fucking therapist?

I don't think I am better than you I know I'm better than you.

These are the same as antifa kids.

You make this thread everyday.

He didn't play so good!

Yes. I am better than you because I'm not an autistic fuckwit of a human being.
You will never be as good as me.

You're the one that sounds like a pussy bitch if you let your emotions get that far out of control all the time.

Real men control their emotions, not the other way around.

>their fuck up reject of a child
Woah now, don't you know you shouldn't project at the eyes?

you sound like a fucking child
this site is 18+, boy

you should grow up and stop slamming your shit around

>literal temper tantrum about a video game is a sign of masculinity
Okay

retards

Instead of playing armchair psychologist online, I suggest you put a bullet through your teeth.

>tfw i learned this was fake
It was like learning Santa isn't real all over again.

Seek help incel

Real men don't get mad at video games.

What's fake about it? Even if he's acting it's still entertaining.

I live in Germany, which is supposedly one of the richest countries in the world, and here in this rural village i live in, i get 10mbps speeds at best

This, why the fuck would you break it on purpose, you silly fuck.

They weren't playing. They were just dubbing a prerecorded video.

It’s a goddamn video game. You sound smack like the people who get “triggered” by offensive language in a game chat.

Walk away from the screen nigga close your eyes

The fact that he's acting. It was (and still is) entertaining, I just really enjoyed the illusion that it was genuine rage I guess.

>A hot blooded male
>implying you know what that is

Nobody is below anime girl reaction image posters.

Wow...

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>Getting mad at online Nintendo games
I know I'm better than some autistic sped who has to resort to breaking shit when they don't get their way. You are the definition of a child. You're parents probably beat you, if not they should've because you seem like someone who needs a good beating to fix their extremely disgusting and repulsive behavoir

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>analog broke like pic related
he explicitly states that this isn't his controller

You should get a psychiatrist

Nice reply you fucking autistic manchild.

>take screenshot from some youtube video showing how to fix broken shit from the dumpster
>pretend to be a retard that acts like a monkey to get (you)s

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Yeah, you could buy replacemnts for both the trigger and connector though (its litterally just clipping shit in), you'd also need a new nintendo specialized screwdriver so i'm not sure if it'd cost more than just buying a new single joycon.

They stole the footage from a Japanese LP. The watermarks are even left in.

lol you're pathetic

>some autistic fuck thought it was a good idea to make a thread about his autistic habit to break his shit

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Not being a pathetic manchild who has hissy fits is easy, so yeah, we're all better than you.

OP confirmed to be retarded

I think I've found a better game console for you.

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is this you op
youtube.com/watch?v=0XaZnMq7WV0

No shit I took it off some search engine, I cant be fucked to take a picture when it looks identical to the damage on mine. Look kiddo lurk more.

man there was a platformer for this thing that i really enjoyed but i cant remember what it was called.

>Not only is he autistic, but he's a lazy fuck aswell
What a loser lmao

What a horrible nightmare this woman must go through, I admire her infinite patience but she should've just abandoned him fucking years ago.
That's what I would do.
What would you do if you had a son like that Yea Forums?

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absolutely not, OP would lose his shit
>play Pooh Bear's Point and Click Picnic Adventure
>Pooh sleeping behind a tree
>Christopher Robin distraught
>"I can't find Pooh! Can you click on where Pooh is hiding?"
>FUCK YOU CHRIS HE'S RIGHT BEHIND THE FUCKING TREE ARE YOU BLIND WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU YOUR EYESIGHT IS SHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A HOTBLOODED MASCULINE MALE LIKE ME
>OP snaps the console in half and consumes it
>makes a thread on Yea Forums about how Pooh Bear's Point and Click Picnic Adventure is a shit game

>all of these people shitting OP for being a tantrum throwing manchild with anger issues
>recklessly ignoring the likelihood that he'll eventually crack and destroy his keyboard or mouse if we keep making him angry
G-guys...

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Use him to threaten my neighbors.

the wireless pro controller pretty good for the price and pretty well built.

you can find gamecube controllers for cheaper, but it's missing inputs.

>implying he even has a switch

Good, maybe after all his toys are broken he'll finally decide to do something with his life. That or kill his self I don't really care.

Like how?

I'll release him onto the public if my demands aren't met. They will come to fear the owie.

Oh boy I hit a nerve didn't I? How fragile are you lmao

>one person does thing
>EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO OWNS THIS CONSOLE IS LIKE THIS

Snoys seething as usual.

>another ragetard thread

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>I get mad at Nintendo games! I'm a hotblooded male!

>pussy ass bitch so y bean such as yourself
you're the one autistically throwing shit around because of a nintendo game lol

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lol why can't you guys give OP a break?

i have a friend who decided it was a good idea to bite his switch in a fit of rage from smash ultimate
we call him captain crunch lol

NICE RESOLUTION FAGGOT.