Teammate mistakes you for a girl

pretty impressed desu. Usually the admin tries to orbit or white knight you. Shows he's a total push over for his spaz army though.

Never happened.

I'M NOT A MAN JUST ASK MY ONLINE FRIENDS

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>be mtf trans
>talk on mic
>OMG A GIRL
Ah, it's time for the latest of episode of "Thing That Never Happened" already?

just cultivating his own food to make it more practical

I had vocal chord surgery. Get fucked
What he did was wrong. If a guy's house is constantly broken into, the cops don't arrest the homeowner telling him it's easier to jail him than investigate every break-in and go after each suspect

>be mtf trans
>join 64 player CSS zombie escape server
>all talk is on
>talk on mic
>"why are you trying to sound like a girl? you know you don't pass right?"
>throw a bitch fit and start screaming
>admin joins
>explain what's going on
>you're been banned. reason: jesus christ calm down you abomination

You'd be surprised how easy it is to talk like a girl. Easier than hiding broad shoulders, manly hands, and adams apple anyway.

kek. get fucked, retard.

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user you're really angry today, I hope your parents didn't lay it down too thick. We should play your favourite online game, I'll give you some pocket healing~

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BASEDDD

I like the forced crossdress scenes in Miss Caretaker anime

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Yeah but it wasn't a break and enter, it was a CS server. he was right.

I played WoW for a year as a female character and never corrected or encouraged anyone to think I was a girl. I constantly got gold and ingredients in the mail for doing literally nothing. Good times.

trannies should all hang

You know everyone's seen this copypasta before, right?

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post a vocaroo or dilate

Whoa, slow down. Do you have any idea how BASED you were going back there?

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based sammy

I wish I could be blissfully unaware of my problems like this freak.

don't bother correcting them, you'll get free items and nice treatment

Attack on Titan?

remember

this isnt mental illness

Yes

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Correct.

god what a freak, just look at those hands

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isn't that armin? I only watched season 1

also yes.

>finds out it's a he
>gets even harder
Left out the best part

I was mad about this part.

>Armin turns into a trap
I don't know whether to be aroused or enraged,

tell me more anons

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youtu.be/tyUTAqvSTjM

Whoa Eren is looking a bit hoarse there

when I was a 12 people often mistook me for a woman on the phone

Imagine having sex with Armin, you hurt him and then he transform

Is she pregnant with erens kid or is it just a meme to trigger Zekefags?

It's either, Eren or a farmer, no one knows yet

>Break Annie's hymen
>Die

Post that webm of armin getting groped. You know it.

Where are they right now in the anime? Have they found the basement yet?

In the anime they found the basement 3 episodes ago, in the manga we're nearly at the end

Do you think Eren is truly dead?

don't worry m9 it will neck itself soon enough

>giving the main character a big anti-climatic death
>getting killed by a 13 yo girl of all things
Fuck no. And if he does, fuck this "subverted expectations" bullshit so many writers are doing these days.

Daily reminder that Armin is fit as fuck and not gay. Now dilate your way back to retardera trannies.

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Expectations subverted

eh too thin

el abominatio...

You make the same kind of thread everyday and then feed off of the attention people give you in order to justify your mental illness.

Jesus christ help you sinner!

It's just a flesh wound.

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Reiner survived losing a head

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Reiner didn't lose a head though, he had his spine severed but his head stayed intact. But yeah, I can't wait for the next ass pull.

>Reiner didn't lose a head though
>he had his spine severed
user

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>get called an incel on Yea Forums
>start getting self conscious about my virginity
>know it's not even a tranny/roastie calling me it but probably just another virgin shitposter trying to get me angry
>get angry anyways
How do I get over this? God fucking damn it.

just have sex

Yeah I just remembered that he actually lost his head with the thunder spear. I was only remembering the first time when levi cut his spine. This series is so full of bullshit moments like those it's very easy to forget some of them.

you are doing this on porpuse aren't you?
you've seen this board's recent buzzword
you know what you want
get out
fuck off
you are literally killing any sort of dicussion there could be had here

Literally me when I read that part

>mistake yourself for a girl

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Bed sores/pressure sores

Stop spending so much time on the internet, virgin

Just see an escort, it's not difficult.

Twinkmaxxed desu

dilate

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>tfw mtf but have no intention of getting rid of my penis

You have no power here.

Historia is pure and would never touch a cock

For me its the opposite.
Fastest way to know who the females are is say 'hey boys lets do this'
>umm im a girl
Every time

Are you sure about that?

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