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ROTN thread because show must go on.

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Boy I hope the DLC comes along sometime soon so these threads don't have to end.

Mod to replace shoulderfairy with Aradia when?

FUCK YOU

r8

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Miriam! Eat up!
Before Susie notices!

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AAAAAaaaaa~

Very stylish but I would have prefered longer hair

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This is Buer.
He has fifty legions of demons under his command and teaches natural and moral philosophy, logic, and the virtues of all herbs and plants. He also heals all infirmities and gives good familiars.
Say something nice to him.

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This is Goofball.
He is... uhhhh

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Do you think sub 5 is possible?

youtu.be/vWOHNvUqFoM

Why do people use the Valkyrie dress when the coronation gown is better?

DA BUERS!

One changes the outfit the other doesn't.

>YFWDBWDBSB

>90% of endgame is mindless grinding autism for completion
>valkyrie has more luck
That's why.

NG+ is a meme run
But yes once they find a way to skip Reflector
All you need is to find a way to clip on the other side instead of fighting boss

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Valk gives more luck. The most important stat

I don't get the 3 AM part

reference to spongebob squarepants

Oh god, we're finally there.

What's the NG WR?

Remember to feed your Miriam

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>5 legs
IMAGINE

Rugrats, retard.

He cute

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I was one of those kids that didn't have a rich family so instead of watching spongebob and hey arnold I had arthur and magic school bus.
So what is the joke/reference?

Switch version fixed yet?

>so instead of watching spongebob and hey arnold I had arthur and magic school bus.
jesus christ user, here, have a hug

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Fuck off with this forced shit already faggot

>hamburg steak
It's fucking called salisbury steak you god damn gooks. REEEEEE

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>jumps with you so you can double jump into higher places
absolutely based

Eternal Blue > Blue Rose, right?

Blue Rose. Better dps, my nigger.

>tfw no giant carabosse in the den of behemoth

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Rhava Velar is supposed to be the DPS king. Why the change in opinion?

oh hush

EEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's she going to do? Dip Miriam into a flower full of juicy nectar, haha?

>mfw just got the accelerator shard

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It still is, but between the Blue weapons, the sword has better dps output than than the greatsword.

>He is... uhhhh
A digimon

Oh shi-

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>Tfw it gets faster as you upgrade it

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Never

PBS was us poorfag kids lifeblood.

Gebels glasses is much less fun than stacking regen equipment + words of wisdom to regen more mana than anything but hellhound can use up

>TFW the books and belts stack with the shard.

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>no black guys den of behemoths

Just imagine

Could miriam handle the

Big BIG black cock?

Hamburger steak and Salisbury steak are two different you /ck/less retard

Don't worry, Spongebob is garbage anyways. You're not missing out.

Not in Japan.

Shanoa is flat! Flat like her back!

Honestly Oracle Blade is better for fighting alot of bosses, it can even bypass Millionaires Banes blocks, although I assume that'll be patched out eventually. Valar is just good for farming really

Which one doesn't exist in Japan?

They call salisbury steaks hamburger steaks and actual hamburger steaks they call something else.

She can handle the big black dragon

He’s a bro even in the lore, how based can you get?

For us greatchads, yea

Fucking nips
Learn something every day

>spend hours grinding and farming to put the regen shard up to level 9 so it's always on.
>still just 1 hp every 5 seconds
welp.

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need to rank it up babe

I feel like this is an issue in the game. Like, why the fuck would I grind in the late game when I've just got like 1 or 2 bosses to go and 1 or 2 areas? In Aria you'd get most shit once and bam, it's 100%, no need to get 9 of it, then upgrade it 8 times and having to grind for items to upgrade the soul.

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ranking it up is easy fren. Plus its only good for farming. If you want big boy healing that has an affect in the """harder""" boss fights then you will want drain at max grade and rank.

These threads are such a piece of heaven on this shithole of a board, how is this possible? How can they be a sanctuary here of all places

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You only need rank in this game

You wanna see some big witch tiddies and play videogames?

Yes m-mam

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>no fairies in Den of Behemoths
>no plant girls in Den of Behemoths
>ni Lilis in Den of Behemoths
IGAAAAAAAAAAAA

how do i increase the rank? i've improved the shard up to level 9 - is the rank separate from that?

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Thanks

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Fans of a very particular kind of game were waiting for said game. Said game was exactly what it said it was. The fans are still fans. Fans discusses the game here.

You need to improve shards with Johannes

the r9/g9 thing is so unnecessary. At the moment mirrriam can easily acquire power well beyond the bosses in the game. Reminder that Dullaheads/welcome/trueArrow is a build acquirable before the second boss.

>english bloodless
JP superior

>BRE up!
>WST up!
>HIP up!
>THG up!

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Rank is the upgrade. Grade is the amount. You have it at rank 9. You want to improve the grade.

Very cute and wholesome! Sexy too.

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You mean backwards

is that still done via johannes?

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You increase grade by obtaining more copies of the shard. In the case of regen, you gotta craft em.
You increase rank by improving the shard with Johannes
Grade improves numbers, rank improves ability. At rank 9 regardless of grade yellow shards start counting as white shards

Only by Johannes

But user there giants da buers!

>You increase grade by obtaining more copies of the shard
gotcha, thanks.

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Is that Lindsay?

Yes.

why does she sound like a todler in japanese?

You don't know how much I want a photo mode where you can dress up Miriam and have her do cute sexy poses.
Miriam card for KK/HS/CM3D2 preset when

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No this is patrick

>cute girl

>Chewbacca book
>a sword
>da buer
>silver knight
>eyeballs

Was it that hard to have more girl familiars and/or some more familiars with personalities

>check game mods
>is just nude packs and prtrait change images
not a single fix, just porn, did this game not sell?

Modding takes time. We do have a Samus and Harley Quinn mod atm. I think someone said they are working on a Shanoa replacer.

What needs to be fixed?

Aradia where?

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>sword that yells at the top of its lungs
>book that chills and lets you read it while you're sitting down
>da buer aka the most mechanically useful familiar
>based silver knight swooping in to parry oncoming bullshit
>army of medusa heads letting you turn the table on IGA's bullshit after decades of suffering

>implying portrait change images aren't fixes

Fix for what?

Very cute.

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I don't recall anyone mentioning doing a mod for her yet. It would majorly piss off the Bloodstained Discord though since some users there hate her.

>Harley mod
Now this I have to see.

Why?

>girl from Momodora dings the save bell and wakes everyone up

It's not the official Discord but the one I joined they hate pretty much all the lewd shit that spawned from Bloodstained. Couldn't stand to be there anymore.

Sounds pleasant.

It's just one autist that tries to pretend he doesn't like porn.

People can make as much lewd stuff as they want, but shilling some literal who's porn game by piggybacking on the barely-similar Bloodstained is just asinine viral marketing.

Isn't it a free h-game though? Nothing to really shill. Plus I only see Westerners doing that shit.

But its free how is that shilling?

Somebody fill me in on what y'all are talking about

How does he clip though the train doors?

RANK is done by johannes. GRADE is the amount of times you have farmed that shard. up to 9. Open up the game and read the tutorial shit.

Aradia is from an H-game that has some similarities to Bloodstained. That's all. Some user married the two practically and here we are.

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Do you get the full benefit of a rank 9 shard once it's white or just the base benefit? Like the Optimizer gives weapon speed as its base, but increased ranks give weapon damage too. Do you need to equip the optimizer to get the weapon damage or is that part passive as well as the weapon speed?

Shoes with fist techniques in the sequel?

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Full benefit, plus double if you equip the same shard to go with it.

Some shitty h game char being shilled by some autistic /u/ nigger with no life

>free h game
>shilling

where is this from?
is it official?

Third playable character is Chun Lee confirmed.

Oh, well that's boring

Its still shilling faggot.

It's a very unofficial SFV mod. Don't think it's even even released yet.

Why do people say her outfit is overdesigned? I think people just dislike the colorful shard stuff, personally.

no

It's Street Fighter V, they modelswapped her with Karin.

People saying that usually also whine about her tits. If she was flat and it was the same outfit nobody would whine.

I really doubt people on Yea Forums have a problem with her jugs, user.

Not talking about Yea Forums.

Even ignoring the shards, her color palette is more dense than most characters.

But I was, dummy. All the criticism from her outfit Ive seen has been on Yea Forums.

>Chewbacca book
It's made of wrinkly flesh. Have you never seen evil dead?

So is this just Castlevania with anime waifus

Is the drain shard bugged? Its not giving me any HP when I hit or kill an enemy.

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So you mean like OoE/PoR? Yeah kinda

You are right. But it looks a lot like Chewbacca though. It really does.

Any more bloodstained themed images similar like this but for other things?

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Good enough, you have me convinced

I don't have many.

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Its a problem with most jap shit characters have too much going on with their outfits and the like.

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Gremory is so fucked with the whole gang assembled.

Why is it locked in the second to last dungeon? Miriam walks so slowly, I spent 80% of the game dive kicking and sliding to get around quicker.

Because then people would turbo through the game making a 15 hour game a 4 hour game.

That's how it's always been since Aria of Sorrow. You don't get the speed-up shard until near the end, and usually you don't even get to keep it into New Game+ (but you do in Bloodstained).

The spear and greatsword techniques are pretty good for fast movement up until that point.

I'm a bit troubled there, I got every shard from ennemy that drops shard but I'm only 96%

my guess is that some bosses drop a shard only in hard but I thought I could ask here first

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Did you craft all the available shards? Did you get all the 8bit shards including the boss?

Did you craft the craft-able shards with Johannes?

oh yea I forgot about the craftable shards

I did get the 8bit shards tho

I forgot to say thanks, I completely forgot about craftable shards

So when do we get the next DLC?

Eventually. After Switch

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The 15th, if not sooner (hopefully)

>I forgot about the craftable shards

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I'm talking about the IGA DLC for consoles, by the way. Past that, no idea.

WHATS WRONG WITH YOU LEEEEEEGS

Just simplified to avoid working on feet
so feetfags like you can fuck off

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>katanas have a bunch of nifty moves
>other weapon types only have one or two

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>forgetting Maria

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number of shards + rank of shard
c'mon dude don't be a dumbass

>forgetting Charlotte

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Can you fucking believe Ayami Kojima is self-taught? Good lord, she is the greatest living artist. Not anywhere near enough fame.

So are katanas shit or something? Their special moves eat way too much mana and other weapon types are better mechanically.

Pretty much

IGA DLC just went live for Switch, surprisingly.

As in now? Damn. And I had just gotten into bed to call it for the day.
But I guess I could mess around for an hour or so in bed before falling asleep.

>turn game off
>the update hits
Typical.

Katana are OP
Jinrai alone make you fucking invincible.

>still can't draw women

It's not the update, mind you.
Just a the boss/weapon/shard.

Not at all, late game I was almost exclusively using the plot sword because it could do like 5 techniques without mastering them and just shat out damage.

Do you suppose that's why they didn't ask her to come back for OoE?
Because the artist they did get was fucking excellent.

They're shooting for the first Switch update to be out next week on the 15th.

>It's not the update, mind you.
>Just a the boss/weapon/shard.
Yeah, but it's still additional content.

IGA once said her artwork takes much time to be done and since it's all handcrafted and stuff I think he's right. They just decided for a new artist for a new take after generic animu style was panned but didn't want to go back full gothic artsy.

and they are all crap except the one that does the screen wide slash, so who gives a shit.

Where can I find garlic?

???

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She absolute cute in her style

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local store?

That makes a lot of sense, she seems like a perfectionist.

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>exactly the same except for the eyes

"I'm interested in this"

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Post Miriams

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>forgetting that there's a dead waifu inside the family whip

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>exactly the same as maria but her jawbone melted

Are japs liking Bloodstained?

How do i make pizza dough?

2-2 1/3 cups all-purpose flour OR bread flour* divided (250-295g)
1 packet instant yeast (2 1/4 teaspoon)
1 1/2 teaspoons sugar.
3/4 teaspoon salt.
1/8-1/4 teaspoon garlic powder and/or dried basil leaves optional.
2 Tablespoons olive oil + additional.
3/4 cup warm water**

Yes. Most can't play it though because of 505 being fucking retards. I opted for a steam key luckily.

Seems like it if nip twitter is any indication.

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>Ingredients
1 tbs dry yeast
1/2 cup warm water
1 1/4 cup flour
1 teaspoon oil
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon sugar

>1
Dissolve yeast and sugar in warm water in large bowl. Leave for about 10 minutes.

>2
Stir in half the flour, oil and salt.

>3
Stir in the remaining flour until dough is easy to handle.

>4
Set dough onto a floured surface and knead for about 10 minutes until smooth.

>5
Place in a greased bowl and turn over to grease the top.

>6
Cover and refrigerate at least 2 hours but no longer than 48 hours.

N-no that's not what I meant. Where do I get the recipe for it? I don't think I see it.

Anons just sent you a recipe. Do you want a video or something?
>youtube.com/watch?v=IAOH2YjPoV0

Online, presumably.

OOOOOOOOO

S T O P

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>black, blue, gold, and a bit of white
>dense
In what fucking universe?

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>no one ever talks about the train music
It's kino and you know it
youtube.com/watch?v=XZW5otpMblY

>black, blue, gold, and a bit of white
You left out her two-toned grey and hazel hair, her green earrings, her pearl tiara that doesn't match a grey anywhere else on her design, the white on her boot cuffs that's a separate shade of white from her dress, etc.
And this is before counting that her tattoos have two entirely separate shades of blue, one of which is cyan, purple, pink, and red.
And this is all BEFORE her shading hues.

What's your favorite version of Silent Howling/Gremory battle theme?

>Curse of the Moon: youtu.be/HtlRQd_lmD8

>8bit: youtu.be/fO8RRcE_WBY

>Gremory/ OD :youtu.be/5J38Vh7l4cQ

I hated how the song comes out in Gremory's "second phase" and you're done with her before the song reaches its climax, at least OD lasted longer

>giant lilis
I... I didn't consider this possibility.

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Post cute.

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I fought against Gremory solely using the Zangetsuto and with no shards or even kicks or anything. Because I autistically figured it was how you were meant to beat her properly.

Made the fight both more difficult and made it last way longer.

For reference, while being very generous AND not counting shading from light sources, she has about this many colors on her at any given time. When I say generous, I mean things like not counting the two separate shades of grey used in her underwear. The only real contention I'd give is that MAYBE the skin and the boot hem are the same in this picture, but the final design changed and made her skin more pink, so as of release they are separate colors again.

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>tfw get to zangetsu 2 on NM NG run
>tfw keep getting got
I guess I should just sudoku.

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>her tattoos
You mean her crystals, faggot. Also, post a more vivid description; yours got me hard and I'd like to finish it off.

She does actually have tattoos. Johannes put them on her.

Feels narrative the best way.

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>the smash-
That feeling when Smash has no Bloodstained spirits.

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>check previous thread
>all the Alfred love
making grandpa alzheimer's proud

PoR was mentioned.

what's happening here

Don't worry. Next Smash will have Miriam. My Uncle works for Atari so I know my stuff.

The in game model of her was a sin upon humanity

>Imagine your soul being stuck in a whip forever while your beloved had children with another woman

But how would she sit on her shoulder?

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We still need one like this but it's Gremory for Zangetsu vs Miriam. Since she avoids Zangetsu but is fine with fighting Miriam.

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This one is great.

>Whip waifu somehow sounds like a less retarded origin story than Legends' "it turns out great granny belmont and alucard fucked"

It's not just me, right?

What Miriam reaction faces we need still?

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Gremory is too hard for me to draw. Sorry, user. Otherwise, I would.

>That sure was the Lament of Innocence™
What did they mean by that?

Anyone wanna point out the missing map for me? at 99%

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We need a "It was like she was looking at walking garbage"

thank you

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Yahtzee liked it (much to his frustration, his efforts to shut down Kickstarter are ruined)

DO A BARREL ROLL

At least she still get whipped by his children for a millenium.

If we get a sequel how's it going to go? Miriam gets a mansion(home base) and has Johannes do Alchemy in the basement with some fields for farming and a mini alchemic circle in the kitchen. She goes to hunt demons all over the world so we get more mythological weapons and bosses. Miriam advances her shardbinder powers and can fuse some shards to create new abilities. The bosses are are a setup for her next adventure in hell's circles

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Am I the only one with serious issues in the underwater section? I get stuck in attack animations and sometimes I can't do anything att all except move.

Is there a shiggy or carl edit yet?

>Miriam advances her shardbinder
Well Johannes said he can undo it or something right? So it probably won't be her again. Maybe we'll get Zangetsu this time.

Sequel will star Anne. Dominique teaching her shards secrets made her a witch too.

Only if she drags Alfred and Gebel out of hell to be playable.

Its an awful bug. Sometimes you have to reset. carry waystones just in case.

the "always on" effect is always the rank 1 version
equip it to get the rank 9 effect

>Gebel
He ded

what part of drag out of hell dont you understand

>at 99%
Fucking clever.

finish the quest from the girl that asks you for equipment, the one thats on the same screen as the farmer behind the house, you bring her back a brigardine and she gives it to you

He said Alfred's notes helped teach him how to halt the progression. That doesn't mean Miriam can't mess with the shard she has and learn new stuff.

yeah had to suspend my game

>need to get healings to turn into regenerates
>need to craft the healings first
>it's all reliant on RNG loot drops
oh god this is going to take ages.

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man FUCK Johannes. He's literally the worst character
>Accuses Alfred of all this shit and assuming the worst despite knowing him for years
>Ends up needing Alfred's shit to get anything done
>Is an annoying, repetitive itembot that contributes nothing to the story aside from exposition
>is completely emotionless, probably is on the spectrum
>wants Miriam but too sperg to make a move
>lets her ass get taken by Zangetsu
>"oh Alfred was trying to save the world. oops. guess ill do exactly what he was about to do"
>is within peripheral vision of Zangetsu but doesnt see him even though he wears fucking glasses
fuck that retard

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>wants Miriam but too sperg to make a move
He already saw her whole naked body and touched all of it. He doesn't need more than that.

Speaking of which, how do I open chests underwater? I'm guessing I have to wait untill I unlock a shard ability that lets me walk underwater or something because right now I can't do it.

you got to kill a boss in a sand area

>I'm guessing I have to wait untill I unlock a shard ability that lets me walk underwater
yes

Alchemic bounty works on crafting shards. Can make it much faster since a max bounty has the potential to make 5 shards at once.

I’m seeing all this art of Bloodless and Dominique with Miriam but Gremory is no where to be seen. She literally tells Miriam to obey if you die to her

I just discovered the secret boss, I know Castlevania alway had jojo references (Zephyr from DoS) but isn't it a bit much?

>Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Madara Uchiha? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about Edo Tensei Uchiha Madara. I'm not talking about Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikodou abilities and being capable of both Amateratsu and Tsukuyomi genjutsu), equipped with his Gunbai, a perfect Susano'o, control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju's DNA implanted in him so he has mokuton kekkei genkai and can perform yin yang release ninjutsu while being an expert in kenjutsu and taijutsu.
Someone write this but for Miriam

oh god now i need to grind and farm for alchemic bounties before i can even start grinding and farming for the good stuff.

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did they patch the switch version yet?

Ok good thanks, just double checking in case something was fucked.

brainlet

there's a few craftable shards, and there's also repeat shards from a few enemies that still count towards the overall score for some dumb reason.

did they patch the switch version yet?
I stil need to buy this damn game,but i wont buy some buggy ass switch version

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ITS ON THE 15TH AAAAAAAAAAA

He's also a perv.
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...I'm so ACCURSED

>The Libre Logaeth is an occult text written in Enochian script, or as Johannes describes it, the language of angels. The text could be used to call upon benevolent demons from another plane of existence
So Johannes is going to summon an Angel OC to be the third playable character? Since we know they are angel themed... inb4 angel Alfred
jk its gonna be waifu bait. probably that portrait flower girl

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>Gebel and Johannes are puppets because theyre useless toys to be played with until they are disposed of
based Zangetsu putting trash in their place

The idea of a pure soul being sacrificed to help defeat a vampire is pretty fitting imo, its just the execution was clunky. I still really liked LoI though, great boss fights.

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Its a bit of a confusing clusterfuck with the weird one-side scarfs and tattoos on the shoulders..

It's only 27 gold nuggets...and then you got two more ranks that require items only found in the final area.

>it's a flying beef won't drop episode

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I want a mod that changes the Libre Logaeth to a kindle paperwhite

Curse of the Moon hands down, mostly because Gremory is the final boss and thus music feels better paced for that. Silent Howling, while it could be final boss tier, isn't "definitive" enough if it makes sense, a bit too fast paced for it to fulfill the role. I'm happy it has the bit at 1:30, but if I were to compare it then CotM version is your classic while RotN is the power metal.

>Most of the recipes in the game were cut off from me because Beast Milk just never fucking dropped.

>finish hard difficulty on newgame+
>unlock nightmare
>new game+ is a meme that makes 90% of the game trivial so start a fresh nightmare playthrough on a new file
>mfw the first hallway
So it's going to be like that, huh.

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very beautiful

youtube.com/watch?v=oEcs2UZzUUY&t=14s

She looks lovely in blue

This is Dullahammer head.

He is a powerful floating head, he and his 4 bros can defend you from any threat before it can even touch you.

they are GOODBOIS in every sense of the word.

say something nice to them.

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Stupid medusa fucks

What am I supposed to do next after beating the second Zangetsu battle? My map looks complete though it says I only have 80% completion and fighting Gebel always results in a game over.

Dullahan heads trivializes the early parts, just get them to grade 9.

Hit the moon when it turns red in Gebel's fight

Zangetsu roughly translates to "moon cleaver". There is a moon during Gebel fight. And it turns red at some point.

why is being overpowered in this game so much fun?

Usually I'd get bored being able to steamroll everything

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>kills the tentacles so first boss wipes you with mouthwash

Do you think Mirriam and Jonnas fucked hard and raw after their adventure? Especially in the cargo hold of the ship they came in?

So hard and raw that the captain of the ship had to yell out to them to "stop rocking the boat!"

Equip Zangetsu's sword, and fight Gebel, but while fighting Gebel, watch the moon, and when it turns red, smack it. You should be getting Gebel to about 1/3 of his life before it shows up

The game really rewards you going "wait, what if I tried this?" There are so many ways to get strong that it feels like a real treat. My one major gripe is that full shortcuts are limited to NG+, what the fuck is the deal with that? I want to have as many sets as possible for elemental and weapon variety.

Man NG+ is boring when you already have everything unlocked, im just going to play NG again

I am scared that we get an update that nerfs some of the bullshit in this game like stacking on passive shards. It's so fun being OP like Bunnymorphing with high as fuck INT or doing lethargy at almost everything

>Gebel is balanced to be fought 1/4 of the way through the game
>fight is actually meant to take place at the 3/4 mark
Biggest challenge in the fight is not accidentally killing him before the moon changes.

Iga games always somehow managed to make the grind and being overpowered feel fine. And let you limit yourself anyway if you want to.

Why bother putting weapon techniques in the game if they're total dog shit? I would never waste MP on a tech when it could be used on spells

>Get the doppelganger shard and upgrade to max rank
>start specing more into great swords for greater coverage
>no matter what I swing at I always hit something 2-3 times paired with crits
>kill the crap out of every boss with ridiculous damage when I got the final great sword
I guess the reason why it's so fun is because you feel like you earned after all the experimenting and grinding.
Also on a side note I stuck with caraboose the entire game with how helpful she is in getting secrets, debuffing enemies, and her shoulder siting abilities. Also I love the Easter egg involving her, I just wish the other familiars had similar Easter eggs.

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SotN had a bunch of special weapon techniques that you had no reason to use or possibly even know about without experimenting. This just keeps it in spirit but upgrades the system so you can use them with any weapon of the same type.

>not having Gebel's glasses
Stuff like rapidfire is absolutely apeshit.

Because a number of them are not dogshit at all

One of my chief complaints with the game is that it keeps some problems that existed since SotN around and doesn't fix/improve them at all. You'd think after working on so many games of the same style IGA would know how to better balance them.

I was only able to beat Zangetsu 2.0 with the critical whip skill since it bypasses his counter while hitting him for max damage for 2-3 times

Where do you get Gebel glasses?

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If you didn't know/notice, the Zangetsuto will always deal critical damage to Gremory.

Get all shards

You need to have all the shards to get it.

Thanks, I'm at 95%

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If that’s how you look at things, then you’re always wasting MP if you’re not using the best DPS most optimal shard setup possible, which you definitely weren’t.

Don’t forget to craft shards.

What’s your favorite thing to prepare for your Miriam, Yea Forums? For me, it’s pizza!

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Shadow Tracer's upgrades seem to hint at her favorite dishes.

That shit has four arms??

It's not about being optimal so much as the fact that spells hit harder than weapons, can hit at range, and can have large effect areas.

>guys checkout this build. you can stomp everything
>cool, how do I get it
>just unlock the final area bro and 100% these items
post busted builds for early game on new files nightmare, faggots

I didn't. The only ones I'm missing are a couple from DoB, the train fucker, an elemental, and the rottweiler

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Just spam 8-bit fireball.

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Good head

Does anyone even give a SHIT about Gremory or what her problem is? She's the boss of two games and I learned absolutely nothing about her.

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Some hit harder than weapons, some don’t, some can hit at range, some can’t some can have large effect areas, some can’t. All also true about techniques. Half the techniques have invincibility frames too, flying kick is straight up completely invulnerable to projectiles.

She’ll be back in another game. She just warped away when she died. My real question is why she has a moon theme when her ars goetia entry mentions nothing about the moon

its just weird shes being presented as the constant villain but has no clear sense of depth. Dracula at least had a thing going on with his wife or whatever. and Alucard.

What is the Zangetsu way of saying "git gud"?
how would he say it?

So, I fought Gebel, and the game not so subtly implied that I fucked up. How do I unfuck my ending?

Shards can also get better by collecting duplicates, whereas techniques have no way to advance to my knowledge.

she is basically death

Keep playing. Surely there are numerous places you haven’t explored yet.

so shes a beta?

yes

Flame Cannon is actually very strong on first playthrough. It does huge damage very early on, and it's not hard at all to max out.

Techniques get better by you getting a stronger weapon.

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Here's a few spells and weapons that make cakewalk the early parts of the game, ONLY at the entrance
>Farm lion swordsman for enhance STR that goes up to +9 and can EASILY be ranked up to rank 3 and beyond with Ectoplasm
>Chainsaw sword knights sword drop is absolutely busted in combination with STR enhance shard since it multi-hits
>True Arrow annihilates practically anything and is upgraded with basic as fuck materials most of which are found in the first hour of gameplay
>Cursed witch lady can be farmed for Curse ring that brings INSANE damage to the early game
>The dogs can be farmed for a fairly powerful early-game longsword
The game is breakable if you know your shit and experiment, As its always been with Igavanias

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zoom zoom

In my experience weapons don't keep pace with magic. Around the point I was in the desert is when I noticed that my weapons just weren't cutting it anymore. I didn't swing a weapon at all against Alfred.

Bump

>mfw Cursed Orphan starts playing youtube.com/watch?v=rjLThzBMbds

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It feels like they blew their load with Gremory in Curse of the Moon. She's clearly Zangestu's boss, with Miriam being a stand in.

Its really a pointless item. Rank of Words of Wisdom, craft the Witches Hat, and get the Warlocks necklace from the memorial girl and you'll regen mana faster than 98% of the spells can spend it. All it does is free up slots for Augment INT & for the Beret which gives like, 2 extra INT

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Thats really cool, what shard makes you run like that

Flame Cannon is cheap (18MP) compared to True Arrow (30MP) and is really powerful at close-ranged early on.
Dullahammer Head familiar is also pretty powerful at Rank 9 since it can attack 5 times.
Those two shards should work on everything until Reflector Boss.
You can cheese Twin Dragons during their long flamebreath animation by equipping a boots weapon, jumping on the right-dragon's head and just bounce up and down repeatedly until their flamebreath is over.
Once you get Reflector Ray, you can glitch your way to Oriental Sorcery Lab to get 9 Bovine Plumes.
Use 8 to upgrade Reflector Ray to Rank 9, then use 1 to get High Jump. (2 for Optimizer too if you want passive early on)
With the High Jump ability, you can get the Valkyrie Dress and Aegis Plate early on for some defense.
With the upgraded Reflector Ray, you can now beam into the Underwater Waterway to reach Underground Desert, then Inferno Cave by beaming into the ledge.
Upon reaching inferno Cave's backdoor, get the Summon Hellhound shard to Grade 9.
Upgrade Summon Hellhound to Rank 7 or 9 depending on the materials you have.

Congratulations, you can now 1-shot or 2-shot any boss before fighting Bloodless.

Eat a lot of shit to upgrade your max MP so you can use it twice.
Also, get the Warlock's Necklace accessory that reduces MP cost from Abigail.

That's the sword they're using, not a shard.

this is the best strat so far. thanks, user
curious about how to do those skips tho. got clips?

bloodstained-speedruns.fandom.com/wiki/Chair_OoB

oh, I used that flying sword most of the game. I missed some cool shit. Im going to replay actually using weapon techniques.

>Farm lion swordsman for enhance STR
Wrong enemy. You don't get STR until Japan land. Lion guy gives Sword Expertise.

>With the upgraded Reflector Ray, you can now beam into the Underwater Waterway
If you can reach the waterway, why not get the water jet shard and just motorboat around? Reflector underwater doesn't really save much hassle.

Thinking of doing some sequence breaking next time I play this, does the story/dialog change at all?
Like if you fight Zangetsu in Japanland, then go to the train, what happens?

Even if all you do is quarter-circle forward with weapons, you'll see a lot of neat shit.

Just get Miriam to milk herself.

I wish you could milk Lilis

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requesting edit of Miriam holding Zanetsu, Gebel and Alfred (with their subsequent graves behind her)

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>some swords get elemental projectiles
>all the damage is front loaded into the physical hit
I don't know why they bothered with this.

I didn't mention it, but you need to eat food that increases LUCK to make Grade 9-ing shards bearable.
Another trick when you are on PC is to suspend your game to save, then backup your save by copying the file somewhere else. This way even if you die, you can just paste the file back in to respawn where you last suspended.

You need to beam this underwater area to reach the room with the waterjet squids. (pic related)

I know that there's some sword technique that allows you to sink underwater, but from my run, I didn't have it available on any of my weapons.
Maybe you're supposed to craft a specific 8-bit weapon for it or something.

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got it. thanks user. what luck food is easiest to make?

The demon bun is too strong. Would get head lopped off/10

Miriam came over with a boat full of the stuff. Why did you guys never use that?

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>you dont get the tail
Only bad thing about the Bunnymorph

You forgot
>you don't get her breast physics
>there is no areola-peek

I think you mean sounds like my wife

KILL
THOSE
MURDERERS

I want to kiss Alfred

>Tfw you are the Dracula expat and only show up for 10 minutes and have one of the easiest human sized bossfights in the game

>tfw you die in bad ending so miriam does a whole other path to save you only to kill you anyway

>Tfw you're not in the next game

You're right

>tfw Miriam and Zangetsu are having sex on your grave as we speak

God Miriam's tits are pretty big, aren't they?

Lili is just a head/outfit swap of Miriam, so they're pretty stonking.

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>bad ending with gremory taking over miriam's body
>no bad ending with dominique sitting on miriam's face
They leaned into the lewd this time with bunnymophosis. Hopefully next time we get something like a conversation with it.
>Johaness, using this shard makes my hips ache.
>Well, you know what they say about rabbits.

so... ASSUMING consent,
who saw Miriam's exposed tits first?
>Zangetsu
>Johannes
>Gebel
>Alfred

Imagine if it were a Familiar shard instead.

at the post-game grind and was wondering what was more efficient for farming items
> stacking Augment LCK
> stacking Pickpocket
boosting luck as much as possible outside of that and have 2x Plunderer Rings, but cant find concrete info on which shard set up is better

What is the best theme in the game and why is it OD's theme?
youtube.com/watch?v=I2uoDB-b0HA

More a fan of this myself.
>youtube.com/watch?v=vpzsBtojFR0

I don't even understand Gremory being a villain unless they just liked the name.
>In demonology, Gremory is a strong Duke of Hell that governs twenty-six legions of demons. Gremory is depicted as appearing in the form of a beautiful woman with the crown of a duchess either on her head or tied around her waist, and riding a camel. She tells all things past, present and future, about hidden treasures, and procures the love of women, young and old, but especially maidens.

26th legions of demons. She's 1 of the 26 strong ones summoned.

I don't get it because I was too old for SpongeBob when it was new, man.

>too old for it when it was new
Even my dad who was like 50 at the time of episodes coming out watched them on business trips at his hotels. You have no excuse.

>tells you the future
>finds you treasure
>gets you laid
How is any of that bad?

Gebel already has Miriam. A temptress demon giving him more woman is bad

Miriam might have better odds with an indie Smash. Then again there's quite a few of those now.

>Miriam flexing on the virgin Johannes with her demon bitches.

I don't think Dominique has anything to worry about, though. It's not like she follows God anymore.

>Dom takes over Hell and gives herself a harem of Lilis and adds Bloodless simply because she can.

>already has Miriam
Miriam spent a decade in a coma, Gremory was finding him treasure and getting him laid the whole time.

Why does everyone say the Switch version is bad? It looks fine to me.

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>It looks fine to me.

Because you're a brainlet user.

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What are we transmuting this time?

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KILL THOSE MURDERERS DEAD

Did you bring it?

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I'll go with this!

O.D version when?

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>those four fucking granny heads in the bottom left
it's the little details

Never because Alucard has enough dignity to pull that off but O.D. is a robbed cuck.

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CotM version is more befitting a final boss, the RotN one would be better on longer fights or a boss rush kind of deal.

Third playable character will be Revenant

Ritual version. The Curse version sounds more like something that plays in cutscenes when she's around than a boss theme.

The thing I love most about Miriam is her cock

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Killing machine/10

Is Zero Punctuation still a thing, or did this get made back in fucking 2015 when the kickstarter was going?

You need to make them bleed first. It absorbs spilled blood.

If you don't at least try, you can never be sure. Even the attempt is worth it in the long run.

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It's in his bloodstain review from a few days ago

wow. really nice hands, user. I can't draw hands. keep it up. I want to see it colored :)

No, castlevania was good

Oh baby, you are going to be super fucking disappointed. Guys at work all picked up the game due to PoR nostalgia, everybody dropped it already

Buy it, you’ll see what I mean

Technically Demons are like the Djinns/Genies trapped on vessels from Muslim myths. So they're obliged to be loyal and to carry out the orders of their summoner, much to their displeasure.

There been waifus in Castlevania since Castlevania 3 on NES.

That's not what "waifu" means you glue huffing mongoloid

Castlevania has been anime trash since Rondo of Blood. Bloodstained is just the same thing with a different name.

It does with the right attitude :)

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She's a MAN, baby!

At least, that's what you're supposed to think Sypha is until the ending.

It's a ''shame'' people only gave a shit about Castlevania when it turno into ''trash''

Miriam sits on hers, obviously.

Like the Metroid dude!

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>Warakiya

Gool ol' late 80s translations.

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my backer copy finally arrived on monday and it's fucking damaged, and fangamer won't answer my emails. I see everyone having fun with the game and I can't even play it, feels batman

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Oh what a shame man, one of the best Igavnias and absolutely game of the year, you are missing out on SO much
It's a shame that all the games discussion here will be over by the time you even initially boot it up, oh man how terrible

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>futanari Miriam

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>Is Zero Punctuation still a thing, or did this get made back in fucking 2015 when the kickstarter was going?

Yeah it's still a thing, he actually liked it.

Vepar is a male BTW. Yes he has tits and looks like a mermaid, but he's a dude.

>look at this blue shard, Johannes
>we should get to work on upgrading it
>it should get better with repeated usage like techniques do

so he's wearing a naked seaweed lady as a hat?

Was this game intended to be beat with the good ending in under 24 hours? I just tanked every boss in the game with welcome company spam and high defense.

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You say that like 24 hours is a short amount of time for a game like this

I finally get this image.

Ha!

The game gives you medals when you beat a boss without taking any damage.
That's how it is intended to be played.

Metroidvanias are generally pretty short, dude. 24 hours is fucking massive for the genre.

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Hard and nightmare are like some form of torture. What difficulty are you guys on? I'm thinking of starting a new file on nightmare and just try to break the game from the start so I don't have to get annihilated by Zangetsu 200 times and still say I beat the game on nightmare. How hard would that be to achieve? Just farm shards like a madman?

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Depends if you plan to get boss Medals on NG or NG+.

Well medals have no use, right? So I don't really care about those.

I don't understand the glasses and nose.

funny, in game all he does is suck balls and cocks

Thanks for making every fight past the first one a fucking joke.

im guessing he's using valkyrie's sword teleporting skill

>so he's wearing a naked seaweed lady as a hat?
That could be Iga's interpretation but:

deliriumsrealm.com/vepar/

Vepar is referred to as male, but said to take a female form. But then he's a demon so he can probably look like whatever he wants.

He's too ashamed to show his face post-loss.

youtube.com/watch?v=Of-2buJ548Y
HYPE

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That reminds me that I never did a

But that mask is even more undignified. What about one of those theater masks that cover all the face?

>15% Hard Mother Brain

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The gun that shoots homing bullets when combined with diamond bullets and the recycle hat completely breaks the game.

How are guns overall?
I don't think I used one outside of the ship the whole game

they're fine if you're okay with the fact that there's only a single weapon technique for it and Miriam screeches autistically after firing each shot.

>How are guns overall?

Broken as fuck once you get access to diamond bullets and the hat that makes you not use up your ammo. Just craft a stack of diamond bullets and wear the hat and they never get used up.

It also takes forever to build speed. In any practical situation you can shoot faster using dash cancels without wasting MP.

Yeah I imagine that would be fucking rough, also Mecha Ridley does what, 200 energy in a single swipe on Hard where E-Tanks are 50 units each? What do the remaining 6 of 15 items go towards once you get the nine essentials?

>How are guns overall?

Rene's Requium with diamond bullets does 500+ damage per shot to bosses, the other gun that shoots homing rounds does slightly less but will hit bosses like Overlord that a normal gun will miss due to the hitbox being too high and put of line with the firing line. the main deal with guns if you stay way back and play keep away with them father then getting in close. Especially with the homing gun (can never remember the name of if) if you don't have some distance the bullets tend to go wide and miss.

>they're fine if you're okay with the fact that there's only a single weapon technique for it

>techniques

youtube.com/watch?v=7YyBtMxZgQs

he went from Warudo to Waluigi, its a japanese play of words

broken but not as much as valkyrie sword and the katana skills

Most people seem to recommend just stocking up on Super Missiles and Energy tanks, but I grabbed the Screw Attack and High Jump to play it safe at certain points.

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Japanese """humor"""

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I can see why. Also isn't the EU version of the game technically able to do a 9% hard run?

I'm at the final boss, no damage on hard and I need to know, does damage before the initial rotation stops even matter? I'm not sure if a phase change can even happen before that, so I'm not sure if I'm wasting MP dpsing all heads at once. Also how much health does he have on hard?

merchantly reminder to buy skyrim for switch after playing bloodstained for switch

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>Words of Wisdom only works if you are above the original MP cost
How do you even overlook that

>he still use that shit
>when gebel's glasses exists

>HURR DURR everyone is in NG+

What if someone created sprite replacements for all of the monster, NPC and player models in the game kind of like how the 8-bit summons work? Basically replace the model with a billbord that displays the sprite?

>24 hours
Wow you really speedran this game. The only time i ever went close to that speed was when it took me two hours to make this post.

>The mechanically most useful familiar.
>bad
There is only one bad familiar.

You can get them by having all the shards collected

What's even the point at that juncture?
Everything worth killing is dead

When you make it.

Miriam at max strength is FAR beyond any of the bosses. We are talking about oneshotting the end bosses here. The fact that early stomp builds can last until the end game is insane. By the time you beat OD you are nowhere near maxed out on passive shards or equipped with the best damage dealing shards (although you will have the strongest weapons).

its the same case with all Igavania protagonists at level 30 you defeat everything in a few hits, evne bosses

IMAGINE

Bloodstained needs a better villain for it's sequel. Some kind of Drac equivalent. Get Nobunaga or something. He has a castle, right?

I was so disappointed.

>No Lilli R34

Full image?

Bloodstained 2 will feature an oddly familiar giant Mayan T-Rex.

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isnt that just miriam in bunnysuit r34?

We already have Dominique

I've posted through the game the times now. English Miriam is better than Japanese.

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>English Miriam is better than Japanese.
But you're wrong.

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Sorry, I'm to drunk too post responsibly. Japanese Miriam is just not as good and English Miriam.

I don't think Japanese Miriam is bad, just kinda flat and boring like English Zelda

English Miriam is ok, but she still can't compare with Japanese Miriam.
The Japanese voice work also doesn't scream as much right at you when you do most of the normal mundane moves like regular attacks etc the same way the English voice lines do. Which is a plus.

>missing out on her cute loliesque "oishii~~" every time you eat food
pleb

Will maybe this is it, I don't want her to be "cute." I want her to be a badass.

Maybe this is because I'm gay and have no sexual attraction to her whatsoever.

Women can't be badass.

You might not be able to see them that way, but I can.

>Losing the characters entire personality so you can hear generic "cute" Japanese phrases for the 5 billionth time
Go watch anime or something, Christ, even I'm not that big of a weeb

Male or female, characters are best when they're a mix of cool and cute. OD wouldn't be anywhere near as endearing without the aftermath of his boss fight, Zangetsu bruteforcing his way through the castle despite being totally ill-equipped and being more of an awkward autist than stoic badass, etc.

based assfaggot

YESSSSSSSSSS
VEPAR BOOBS user IS PLEASED

I am all about man ass and I'm an embarrassing faggot about it all the time

I don't disagree with anything you're saying. I guess I just don't get much charm from Japanese Miriam for whatever reason.

>sees my art posted a couple times in itt

th-thanks

which is

>What's even the point at that juncture?
farming money for the cheevo