>game has a dog companion
Game has a dog companion
Kayden Morris
Mason Flores
>You can pet the dog
Easton Price
>you can kill the dog
Grayson Mitchell
Petfags are weak humans, and also hilarious people.
If you're more offended by a dog getting stabbed than a human, fuck you.
Carson Smith
Humans are evil, vile beings. Dogs are pure.
Mason King
Did you know I fucking hate people like you user?
Samuel Sanders
>dog can pet you
Jordan Peterson
Go cry over a dog, retard. I don't care.
Aiden Hall
I thought for sure that was a pick of Goku giving a hand job.
Wyatt Ross
>the dog shits but you can’t clean it without a companion app.
Asher Jones
I care about who I care about
if I'm held at gunpoint and have to choose to save my dog or a random person I've never seen in my fucking life then I'm obviously picking my dog
Lucas Bailey
There’s some truth what you said you sounds extremely butthurt im sorry you feel that way
Jack Lopez
Why do you dislike dogs so much user? Serious question. Is it autism or something maybe?
Nolan King
>dog is a party member
>they're not too great stat or move-wise but you use them anyway
Henry Rivera
Mental illness.
Kayden Brooks
How are petfags weak? Humans (far hardier than yourself) have been using dogs as companions for centuries
Jackson Martin
Imagine needing a companion to get through life. One that doesn't even speak.
That's definitely weak sounding to me, user.
Logan Edwards
Its the best choice anyways. Cant have your mc getting outshined by some shitty side character. The only downside with dog companions is you might not get unique dialogue at certain locations (if the game does that)
Aiden Reyes
>Used to live next to some retard that owned a dog that barked at everything it saw and tried to maul people
>You will still defend this
Delusional.
Alexander Bell
>dog can carry some of your items
Michael Gonzalez
oof
Logan Thompson
Exception to the rule.
Thomas Flores
>character isn't weighed down by a walking shitting noise machine
Anthony Ward
Have fun dying alone retard lol
Brody Ramirez
>implying
Whats it like being retarded?
Jeremiah Ward
Hi Muhammad
Easton Howard
I have two girlfriends. They both speak and shit without my supervision.
Have fun walking your dog.
Andrew Sanchez
Xavier Jones
humans can be good, but they choose to be shit
Luis Johnson
>Dog companion attacks children
Benjamin Bennett
>dog can die
Luke Ramirez
>dog dies
Jaxson Butler
>retard owns something
>fucks it up beyond repair
Surprised? Imagine if that retard had children.
Adam Robinson
>Dog does double damage to children
Why did they add this mechanic?
Owen Torres
Based dogbro
Hudson Myers
Lol sure you do
Eli Fisher
Is the only thing dogfags have is the hope that whoever they're talking to doesn't have a significant other?
Not everyone is so repulsive they literally have to buy a friend.
Luke Gutierrez
the dog can attack things for you but uses a knife instead of its bite
Parker Long
>you can only have one or the other
You realize most females like dogs as well right?
Brayden Wright
>game has dog companion
>companions can be stored in your inventory
Gavin Flores
>You can hurt the dog and it remembers and cowers at your sight when revisiting the area
Ryan Hughes
Why do muzzies hate dogs so much?
Josiah Kelly
>If you leave your female companion alone with the dog, she eventually gets knotted
Brody White
>buying dogs
only subhumans retards do this. You adopt dogs
Cameron Thompson
Also why would you care about females?
Landon Turner
>hurr durr get stuck with a mutt for 20 years so you can signal virtue
Fuck that. My German Sheppard is worth a thousand of your fatherless mixed nigger mutts.
Oliver Rivera
I don't give a shit, your german shepherd is not mine
Nolan Rogers
Name one game that do that. Please.
Angel Watson
Name some good games with good dog companions
Jace Wood
>game has a timeskip
>dog isn't there anymore
Caleb Cruz
>be bete grug
>grug no get stacy grug
>grug always lose to chad grug
>grug know that awoo always wait in grug cave
>awoo always lick grug face when see grug
>grug love awoo
>awoo love grug
James Ross
>game has companions
John Sanders
Well, user. I don't give a shit about you or your flea ridden mutt.
Jose Sanchez
Such a pure and simple love.
Brayden Bell
Cool, this thread isn't about me or you
Jaxson Martinez
Dragon Age Origins
Daniel Kelly
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Austin Ward
but cats are the real beta pet
Kayden Reyes
>game has a cat companion
Alexander Stewart
first of all
>reddit spacing
also when did I specifically said that adopting means getting a mutt? might just be on my country but a nice german sheppard of all things isn't that hard to find for adoption
Hudson Jones
Um
Cooper Bell
>Someone says something bad about dogs
>"M-muh cats"
Every fucking time.
Aaron Gray
>dog can equip some of your items
Samuel Powell
>dog is unironically one of the best characters in the franchise simply by virtue of being a normal dog and not an annoying shitwaffle
Charles Ramirez
Post best dog companions
Jaxon Perry
Cats are the women of pets
Carter Campbell
>worth
All dogs are the same species, your idea of "worth" means being a slave to the ideals of a bunch of rich retards who think hereditary degenerative illnesses are a sign of good breeding.
William Jackson
>grug no like mao!
>mao only for niggrug!
Brody Thompson
>dog companion dies
>I'm supposed to be surprised
Michael Hernandez
Cute!
Jordan Turner
Not that user, but you are an idiot if you think there arent any differences between breeds of dog
Julian Walker
>The dog is the first character to die in the game
Lucas Davis
>fellow german shepherds, if we can't recognize that our privilege is the reason we attack fewer people than pit bulls, then the german shepherds might as well go extinct
Isaiah Hughes
If you give a shit about arbitrary distinctions enforced by decrepit old cuntrags then you have no business owning a cactus, let along a dog.
Angel Hill
>arbitrary
Ryder Fisher
>I have to cherry pick two extremes because I'm incapable of understanding the world in anything other than binary terms
Levi Young
If I'd picked "extremes" I would have found a picture with a mastiff.
Elijah Jones
>I’m retarded
Hunter Howard
Yes, things such as
-size
-length/type of fur
-temperment
-how long they live
-how prone they are to disease
-how difficult they are to train
are all completely arbirtrary and aren't different at all between breeds.
For truly, you know better than a society which has been breeding dogs for thousands of years.
Jason Smith
>dog is smarter than the player
Zachary Martinez
user, the modern formal idea of "dog breed" didn't really get popular until the 19th century. Before that dogs were just known as dogs with a regional qualifier. But most importantly, they were just bred naturally with none of the designer bullcrap that has ruined countless breeds thanks to the whims of retards with more money than sense. The German Shepherds that user is wanking over now get to deal with a stupid amount of hereditary medical problems because of it, to use but one example. Oh, but those issues make it "worth" more! Fuck that.
Luke Cox
Greetings Arab. Can I remind you how inferior your culture is compared to the Berbers?
Brody Mitchell
Which... demonstrates the fact that not all dogs are the same.
Lincoln Roberts
>The German Shepherds that user is wanking over now
Lurk more, friend. He's making a reference to images like this.
Blake Gutierrez
Which was never argued. They are the same species, which is biologically true otherwise they wouldn't be able to crossbreed. There are differences in breeds but those differences are not naturally bred and in fact arbitrarily decided on by a council of morons. Why tie yourself down to a "purebred" with thousands of dollars in medical costs per year just because some boomers in France say it's "valuable"?
Dylan Rivera
>Which was never argued.
>arbitrary distinctions enforced by decrepit old cuntrags
Jose Edwards
inb4 goalposts get moved
Ethan Ortiz
That post is literally saying that dogs are not the same, are you illiterate?
Nicholas Hill
>saying distinctions between dogs are arbitrary means distinctions between dogs are not arbitrary
That's it, I'm just gonna dab on you and leave it at that because clearly you don't have a tight enough grasp on English for me to debate with.
Prepare yourself.