Epic who?

>female "dev" / community manager
now you know why its taking them a year to add a basic feature

>steam
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what year is it

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nice
That one isn't, it's a generic video for all of users. But since it's automated at 8:10 it shows a video of an ecchi slidepuzzle game

thanks steam

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>Strategy

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based

gottem

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only if you have adult content enabled
So you are your own enemy

Ah is that a little bit o surprise sex I see there?

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play stupid games win stupid prizes

Damn that looks fun as fuck.

Rofl

masterpiece

So does the hentai puzzle game show up even if you have adult content turned off?

Why do all the achievements for this game have letters and numbers and whatnot for their icons?

People were getting their accounts banned during the sale for trying to buy too many games at once.

Wait...
They use fucking Trello?
lol

>EPIC WHERE ARE MY GAMES MY SHOPPING CART IS EMPTY NOOO

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I think Trello was made for public
Just like Discord mirror their tickets to trello

so you could write "F A G G O T" with them on your profile's showcase

People buy the game so they can use those achievement icons to spell out words in their profile

Lots of low effort games have them

Kys

Anyone have the screenshots from fireden showing the EGS shilling?

>steam just got edf 5
>epic gets...
>uhhhhh

Yup, seething all right

Least we have a shopping cart

Now this is some cope

>Labels: quality of life
Fucking hell, imagine thinking a shopping cart is a measly QoL addition.

Now THIS is what I'd call based.

Quality of life has a different meaning outside of China.

Steam wins again.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY THE FUCK CAN'T VALVE MAKE A GOOD ENGINE
WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO RELY ON UE
I'M AFRAID OF WHAT THAT RAT IS GOING TO DO TO UE

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STEAM ABSOLUTELY BASED
CHINK TRANNIES BTFO

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Something I'll applaud Epic for is not allowing profile pictures of any kind, shit is a lot better than seeing furries and other fetishists crop out porn and set it as their profile picture.

Satisfactory is pretty based.

Riding around on trains is fun as fuck.

Fuck Yea Forums. We meme but I fucking love that slider already.

just put in profile pictures like on Battle.net, a predetermined set of images based on your characters from your IPs. It's still better to have something like Jim Raynor or Diablo for a profile picture than absolutely nothing

The recommender is great yeah
Genuinely first good thing from Valve

...

Not only is there no cart, trying to buy multiple games in a row trigger their anti fraud systems getting your account suspended.

This is big almost as big as my girlfriends lover dick

>problem hair
>potentially not even female
lmao

>instantly goes to “furries”
>not anime garbage
>not shitty wojak memes
Have sex.

i bought and finished Journey today, it was okay

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this but unironically

why focus manpower on a cart when other features could be implemented first?

Other features like fucking what? It's a fucking store. Why the fuck would you make a store with no shopping cart? That's like building a theme park with no rides so you can "put those resources elsewhere."

A shopping cart doesn't even take resources, you dumb bitch.

satisfactory is cool. good thing i got to play it for free.

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I can't wait to play Borderlands 3 for free. My boi Sweeney bought my copy for me already

>a video game post got it
yikes