Patches when?
Patches when?
Blake Bennett
Levi Ward
It's finished, dude. There's really no major gamebreaking bugs to iron out, either.
>But Lazarus! Blackstar's 5 minute QTE!!
Deal with it.
Alexander Watson
I’ve been waiting for the patch where they fix the game breaking bug that makes it so David Bowie dies and never comes back
I’m sure it was a joke, any day now he’s gonna come back, right?
...
Right?
Hudson Ramirez
maybe the next patch will make the game good and redeem Bowie from "complete hack" status.
James Powell
You know what they always say: Speak ill of the dead.
Xavier Thompson
That's not a bug. The game's supposed to end the franchise.
It does seem to have been a little rushed, though.
Julian Nelson
There weren't nearly enough space levels for a franchise that started with an astronaut.
Jaxon Mitchell
>final boss battle is cancer
>you're supposed to lose
fuck
Luke Reyes
>game got a better score when the creator is fucking dead
Gabriel Evans
Objective: Survive.