You aren't going to force your son to "appreciate real games" are you?

>implying I'm ever having children

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desu Pepe/Wojak is worse because nu-doge at least has some degree of irony to it, I feel like a solid majority of this site still hasn't recognized Pepe and Wojak as cancerous

the actual dog died. this incident reminded a bunch of niggers it existed and now we've gone from just the base image of the mutt to a million stupid edits of it. but as long as this travesty continues, we will be prepared.

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>It's their equivalent of Pepe/Wojak
>implying Pepe/Wojak isn't their equivalent of Pepe/Wojak

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fucking based cat

i.4pcdn.org/tv/1548576776380.webm

The one about Mario 64 was pretty cute

instagram.com/kabosumama/
she's alive, retard

Well I sure as fuck won't let him play fortnait

>language lessons
Why would you make your kid waste their time? English is the only one that matters.

I've literally never made him play any games but he bought a snes classic on his own last year and still play street fighter 2 on it with his friends.

I'm convinced everything on this site is just post-irony at this point. I'm pretty sure everyone who posts pepe/wojak thinks they are being ironic.
>hah, I posted the unfunny meme picture again, how funny is that?

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No I straight up won't let him play videogames and take him to the gym every day

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I WILL make my son or daughter play the classic Tomb Raiders and Resident Evils for the PS1, and they WILL enjoy them, even if I have to spend hours explaining to them why those games are good.

Street Fighter II was my favorite as a kid. I hope my kids will play it someday, but knowing my luck they will end up being way too cool and think all my hobbies are retarded.

t. cultureless amerimutt

This is actually really sad in my opinion. There are some Dads out there that force their children to like nintendo. Imagine, instead of being fanatical christians, they are fanatical "nintendoists." Negatively talking about a certain videogame is probably like questioning the existence of god in a christian household.

lying mutt

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Is that the best you've got?

scratch that, wrong meat

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Did anyone notice how every single meme seems to overstay its welcome these days? Doge's gotten old in 2015 or something. And how long have Pepe and Wojak been around again?

Free anime/weeb game translations

You're right but at least pepe and wojak keep (d)evolving once every 2 years or so.

Redditors are the only people who use pepe and wojak. I think this new version of the doge meme came from twitter or something. Whatever the case, it's actually managed to crack me up a couple times, which is more than I can say for any pepe or wojak shit.

>implying I'll ever have kids

Please, I can't bear wholesome irony

why

not with that attitude

I can't imagine having children

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No, just specific genres to get a good measure of his tastes and qualities as a rational human being.

>yfw the years of selfloathing and insucurity have passed and I literally don't care about anything anymore

it dont matter none of it do

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Im going to teach my son to beat up the miss who Play videogames

It physically pains me to hear young men say this.

I cant imagine not letting your son try some old games and letting them grow up on tablets and fortnite.

>Irony
>Wholesome

New memes
youtu.be/KVOzhjqSkdw

>Yea Forums
>having kids

>not making your son translate hentai in real-time while you beat off
why even have kids

nah, they don't die because they don't take off. Jokes as a whole are dead because we're swamped with all these american fucking reddit niggers too busy posturing for anything else to get through. me cool, u drool, u dum
it's nothing but bargaining and downvotes all day long
fucking americans

how old are you?

not mario and I won't force him but I'll actively encourage it
I have a modded ps2 and crt now, hopefully I still do a decade or two from now

nope, i'll just forbid him from playing games i think are shit
absolutely no watching streamers though

Doge's revival is actually better than pepe/wojak

>kid gets bullied and left out at school because you force him to play your shitty dated games and watch 90s cartoons
>"*SIIIIIP* yep, i'm raisin him good"

It's wojack but with doge and no wryyyyyyyyy or other mentally ill art

I know it sounds like a stereotypical weeb thing to say, but learning japanese does have plenty of good reasons

This is ifunny meme co opted by reddit

I’m going to steer him away from it altogether. It’s a fucking shitshow of a medium now and takes away from better uses of time. Worse “hobby” I’ve ever pursued.

When is this fucker gonna get #metoo'd

he's jewish

I won't let him touch gacha shit even if he's not paying anything that's for sure.

True, true

Billingual people have a higher IQ than monolingual mutts like you.

>Worse

When the kids grow up

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If the game has micro-transactions, subscriptions, lootboxs, or a real money economy I will not let him play it.

It’s a self-aware post-modern use of a randumb meme. Kinda funny at first, really irritating when faggots start pushing their gay shit on it like always.

Can confirm. Dad died when I was 13.

Oh does IQ stand for Instantly Queer

Would be better without kids screeching

I like the words of this post.

This is especially baffling to me as I see both of the formats used on leddit, jewtube etc of the site and still see how strong it's going here, even with the sites history of trashing their memes right when they see them have a presence offsite e.g rage faces. It is just proving to me that the internet culture as a whole is just blending into one hideous amalgamation, Yea Forums losing its identity as a result.

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>Redditors are the only people who use pepe and wojak.
The problem with this mentality is that you're blaming a completely unrelated group for our culture fucking up.

Reddit specifically has little to do with it. It's newcomers who want to be in with "us" and use "our" memes to try and fit in.

It's the fault of this shitty fucking place for not reviling those things sooner and harder.

Kids are cruel, Jack

>kid becomes retarded because you let videogames, youtubers and peer pressure raise him instead of being a responsible guardian and curating what he watches

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I'm gonna min-max the games his friends play and train with him to kick their asses at it

>joins vc
>gets shitted on
why bother

no i would prefer they play whatever the other kids are into so that they socialize and hopefully don't become an introverted shut-in like me

Why are dumb retarded twitterniggers trying to force doge again? Do they genuinely believe they can force this shit again but through a le ironic lens

I won't force him to like anything, but I WILL post-natal abort him if he doesn't have the same enlightened tastes as me.

>be a kid
>your parents dont like seeing you playing shitty games
>be a parent
>you dont like seeing your son playing shitty games

Incredible, we are just in a huge loop.

In short, just don't be a irresponsabile parent

>having a son

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Post ironic memes

but I have good taste

So when he gets older he can become a translator at the Language Lab and break the hearts of all the pretty foreigner girls, since lies are still lies even in other languages.

Man, that's some impressive wrist strenght.

>damn, my life sucks
>well, it will all be okay once I turn a kid of my own making into a peak human being
Why do we think like this? Fuck my chimp brain.

*hits pipe*

What's wrong, OP? Tired of getting your ass kicked at old games by your dad? They're such old, outdated games for children, right? Surely you you can beat your dad at just one of them, right OP? Just one of those baby toys made by nintendo? Just one of those simple bing bing wahoo games? Surely you can win just one, right OP?

lol faggot

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Lol

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>that friendlyness

Kek, does reddit even play games?

ensuring your progeny is fit and strong is an evolutionary advantage

Nu doge is pure kino

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If my kid ever said that to me I would tell him its his choice and to end it quickly instead of doing something stupid like jumping in front of traffic.

epstein case is yet again major news, they're not immune. the public barely knows or gives a shit about schneidey

>your mother and i
I wish my parents could've stay united

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That's why you don't have kids.

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If you did that he'd probably grow up to a sociopath like you.

>absolutely no watching streamers tho
This. Not only his iq will get lowered to combined iq of average twitch chat, but also there is a scary possibility, that he finds a twitch thot, and then I'll see his paypal consisting of multiple big donations to her, same for patreon. That'd be a disaster and for me, an absolute failure as a father.
Also, why would you watch someone play a game when you could play it yourself? Of course, this doesn't apply to big world-tier tournaments.

Keep crying, tard

What happened to the "guro outside of Yea Forums" and "nws image on a ws board" options?

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I don't know why this reddit garbage thread make me incredibly tired of living. And I'm just 28.

>dogs are worthless animals
That's a pitbull though.

Epstein will walk with a plea deal, the entire thing is stacked.

Only pathetic former Yea Forums "oldfag" groups hate Reddit. We all here have a social media and there's nothing to be ashamed for. Grow up.

You would be a great father user

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I'd slap him for being a faggot

Also, please follow for a new content. I'll highly appreciate that.
mobile.twitter.com/dogeposting

Shameless just means no dignity.

That cat is a fucking trooper, he even chased after the dog

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Well, then where else you take your memes from if you all hate twitter here? I think you feel pretty stupid right now.
Twitter is the cradle of memes.

This, i didn't raise a little bitch that gets bothered by temporary problems

>that pic
I remember when this actually happened when out teacher was late and after 15 minutes half of the class just left.

This guy unironically fucking sees it. It's a strand off doge comics, which are an strand off of kanye comics, which are basically long vertical images of kanye west fan fiction with impact font captions.
t. ifunny

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based oji-wan

>Newfag can't even conceive the concept of OC
Why the fuck do you come to Yea Forums if you think it's just a bunch of people regurgitating twitter memes? Just go to fucking twitter. Not everyone uses dumbass social media faggot

Blame the newfag boards like /r9k/ and /pol/ that just constantly circlejerk each other, hell atleast Yea Forums scared the newfags off back when it wasnt just a porn dump

You're supposed to convince kids to appreciate things, not force them.

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DELETE THIS

Haha it's funny because I unironically can relate to this
Used to be fucking insecure as shit and hated myself for things I did. Still do but it's at the point where I don't feel it.

This picture is funny because that's what redditors do to their kids

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Nah, I will give him access to games I really liked and restrict access to games with microtransactions/lootboxes though.

Absolutely
I'm surprised how creative these can be when the original meme was really boring

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This is because Doge dog died, right?

no. she is alive and well.

I love these, don't know how to call them though.
Doge moments before disaster?

First of all, no. I'm not a newfag. I've been posting here for three years and I'm perfectly aware of site's culture.
And I love Yea Forums, honestly. It pretty much feels like Twitter but without likes system. But, you have to admit, that twitter feels just right. It's kinda perfect. And Yea Forums with Twitter have so much in common, aside from design stylistics, so I don't think we should hate Twitter.

Nope, she is gone already

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@469984050
>2016 nigger
>implying that Twitter feels just right
>trying to speak on behalf of everyone interested in Twitter

imagine being this mad over people laughing at pictures of a dog

i'm here if you need to talk, user. have a (you) on the house.

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Ironic doge memes

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>Three whole years
>"Understands site culture"
So a newfag then
Get the fuck out of here

That is one majestic body slam

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I don't know what you're talking about

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The only people like you and other old posters are enraged by existence of Twitter. And I don't know why. What exactly makes you so blindly evil about it?
Like, it's a straight fact that Twitter produced and still produces the bestest memes on this planet. You can't even argue with that, c'mon.

Three years are perfectly enough, I'm an oldfag. Nobody's sitting here, on this exact site, for 5+ years, judging by those old infographics. It's bullshit.

Just looked it up on kym
It's Disaster Doge actually

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@469984282
Fuck off nigger, Twitter cursed public discourse with bluechecks spouting off about irrelevant bullshit while retards like you try to be funny with garbage meme formats, 0/10 website compresses all of the hentai artists that I follow

Based dad

Excuse me, I meant it for
It's hard to post from my phone, sorry.

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Well, if you're obviously an extremist then of course you're not allowed to post on Twitter, same as Yea Forums. Like I said, you are the only person here who hates it. We all are using the social media, because we love normal discussions and memes ofc. If you hate these things then I don't know why you're on this website.
But I think you're just trolling me, no way you don't have a twitter page.

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This post is fucking disgusting and everything wrong with humanity.

Blame faggots on Yea Forums and /pol/ who interact with normalfag internet on a daily basis and bring their garbage memes here

>I'm not a newfag
>I've been here three years
So which is it then?

I think it's better for you to go back to incels.co
It's not cool to spread such hatred on pewds favourite site. Stop being such a clown jfc and look around. Nobody's hating Twitter but you.

??? What
I've been here for three years and I have enough experience. I'm an oldfag

source

Title is in the filename, dum dum

>we

This entire new doge thing is from a single twitter account ran by a pedophilic fag anyway. I think both you and them should kill yourselves.

You can be jailed for spreading such lies, delete your comment clown

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based cat dabbing on pit niggers

What's not right again, please explain

That's not what oldfag even means though, it's not a measurement of the time you've been here it's when you came in the first place. Even in 20 years if Yea Forums still unfortunately exists you will not be considered an oldfag if you came here during the fuckin '16 election. The fact that you claim to have been here long enough to be an 'oldfag' means you should probably understand something as simple as that and seems to suggest you haven't been here for too long.
Also if you think everyone in the world on twitter you are a retard as well as a cancerous newfag, plenty of people actually do not visit other social media sites

no kids but I tried to get me nephew to enjoy good games but he fell into the minecraft & fortnite due to being easily influenced and all his friends playing it.
At least my niece isn't braindead and actively taking an interest in the gardening that I do

TRANNIES BTFO

>son (male)

>the latest generation of gaymers doesn't know about dedicated server communities and only knows the vitriolic hell that is matchmaking in modern games that don't even have server browsers

>proceeds to flame and shit on innocent people in-game because they don't play as well as he wants them to

But I have enough experience. I. don't. Require. Your. Mythological. Pseudoapproval.
I've been here for THREE years. THREE years. Can you fucking read? Three years. I know everything about this website, so I count as an forum authority. I'm an oldfag.

Don't blame the kid, he was raised by a retard. Jumping in front of traffic is one of the quickest ways to end it.

>twitter defender who loves a tranny pedo that posts ironic dog memes on twitter all day yells at people that using brainless one liners like people do on Yea Forums is poor form for discourse
>literally just calls people clowns with no argument
>probably isn't even aware that twitters pathetic character limit absolutely crushes any chance of proper discussion by itself and only encourages drive by shitposts e.g. calling people clowns when you have no argument
The irony is so thick you could cut it with a knife.

>not having 5 kids so at least one of them doesn't turn out like a faggot

Well of course it's an angry incel from pol. Don't even gonna read your rambling, sorry.

>having 5 kids when the population is fucking exploding past sustainable levels

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>Your mythological pseudoapproval
The point I'm trying to make is I don't decide what oldfag means, you don't either. It has already been defined and if you claim to have been here long enough you would understand that just up and saying "I'm an oldfag" doesn't mean anything. I don't even know why I'm arguing anymore. Call yourself whatever you please but just don't shit up this website with twittershit. If the best memes truly do come from twitter than you should have no problem staying there wothout feeling the need to crosspost in this hellhole, those of us who aren't on other social media (a group you aren't willing to believe exists for whatever self validating reason) don't want to see stupid fucking twitter memes or we'd already be browsing twitter instead of Yea Forums.

don't post such shit in doge threads you retard clown it's off-topic

No, I'm going to force my son to smell my farts, full force, right in the face. That oughta teach that little fuck. it doesn't even count as child abuse if it's just farts.

>not having one sixth child you intentionally deform and mistreat so he becomes an incel spree shooter and nets you a negative population contribution

this would be funnier with wojak and wojak small

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Sneed

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Ill give my son a taste of my childhood by playing the same coop games I played with my brother with him
just kidding Ill die a long virgin since my standards are too high and I dont go out

stop posting little girls pedo

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST I HATE THIS SHOTA/LOLI DOGE JUST MAKE PORN OF IT ALREAY FUCKING CHRRIIIISTTT

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Wow, Westerners should stop having kids then.

nobody:
literally nobody:
incels: stop posting memes and stop having fun

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My dad also died when I was 13. They never got to see us grow up, did they.

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>dad notices im always miserable and lethargic
>asks whats wrong
>always say "nothin"
>eventually work up the courage to be honest
>tell him that being a wagie was making me so depressed that i routinely fantasised about getting hit by a bus and instantly killed so that i could die without bringing the shame of suicide onto him and mom
>"haha...yeah...ya gotta go to work though son"
>leaves

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i think dogs are okay

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>Clown meme
>Nonironically
Jesus this fucking thread.

fuck off, I would much rather see this shitty doge meme than the even more cancerous wojak and pepe.

Jeez I wonder if it's because of how horribly he's treated in real life during a time when he's still developing and his hormones are running rampant?

Nah. only western AAA games are bad. Everything else is good

this desu

Hopefully my kids never touch a video game I wasted my life on this shit. Fuck video games!

Imagine being on Yea Forums and blaming other boards for newfags and normalfags.

it's all fun and games until you start wrecking your dad and he longer wants to play anymore
t. speaking from experience

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>Enjoy time with your father while you still can bros.

Too late for that

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>I think it's better for you to go back to incels.co
Aren't we here?
>It's not cool to spread such hatread on pewds favourite site
>pewd favourite site
Nah that would be reddit
>Nobody hating twitter but you
There are more than 2 people here who hate twitter here stop being a fucking retard and go back to your twitter if you can't learn to take the insult

Looks like you posted incorrect meat photo again.

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he didn't get to see me grow up either because i became a neet manchild lmfao

I'll force him to play Brood War 24/7 so he can beat those gooks and show them who's the real master race

>Buy little brother Kotor II
>He played it for an hour and then dropped it
Fucking Peragus II claims another victim

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>"Doge...that's a name I haven't heard in a long time"

I would show him older games and if he liked them, great, and if not, whatever.

There's lots of old titles that are genuinely bad but because they pull on user's nostalgia strings he clings on to them.

>meme dies in your lifetime

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This thing was never funny

>your son

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doge is one of the better meme

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How am I supposed to enjoy time with a man I've never met?

better than
>dad gets drunk as fuck as usual
>sits next to me
>starts a tirade about how videogames will make me a killer
>does this for 10 solid minutes
>"let's watch porn instead"
>forces me to open a pornsite
>don't know any, literally type in google "porn"
>it's some hardcore anal porn site
>dad goes "look at those gaping assholes, yeeeeeaaaah"
>"that is how you fuck a woman, son. keep scrolling"
>notice his hard-on (in pants)
>go to the bathroom, shut down the power in the house on the way back
>he gets angry that there is no power, goes to sleep
>I keep on playing vice city, can't focus because of the embarrassment
>next day - "we should to that again sometimes"
>can't, no internet now, dad
>I was 8
I think this was the first step of me dying inside.

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No point learning a language unless you know your going to use it.
I knew English, Irish, and German as a kid, but I've forgotten Irish and German since I never used them.

I cant look at doge without getting aroused

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Fuck that's messed up dude? What was his endgame with this shit?

>tfw you'll never have a son

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>He never charged JO crystals with a family member.

>me
>reproducing

Oh user you silly faggot

>those last 2 pages

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>dad gets caffeinated to fuck as usual
>sits next to me
>starts a tirade about how streamers will make me a tranny
>does this for a solid 10 minutes
>"lets watch hentai instead"
>forces me to open a hentai site
>don't know any, literally type in google "hentai"
>it's some hardcore panda porn site
>dad goes "look at those gaping urethras, yeeeeeaaaaah"
>"that is how a futa fucks you, son. keep scrolling"
>notice his hard-on (in pants)
>go to the bathroom, shut down the power in the house on the way back
>he gets angry at "the jews" for there being no power, goes to sleep
>I keep watching dabdude44, can't remember dads visa card number because of the embarrassment
>next day - "we should do that again sometimes"
>can't, no internet now, dad
>I was 8

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Jealous moms are the best, prove me wrong.

Would you or are you just trying to impress internet strangers by sharing how complex of a character you are

We did the same.
We also weren't legally allowed to leave and got detention
>that one teacher who was always 14 minutes late

He's constantly obsessed with Americans, of course he's going to get upset at trivial things

I plan to impregnate my daughter once she becomes sexually attractive to me. She's 5 now so I probably only need to wait 6 or 7 years until she becomes Daddy's Little Girl.

I'm pretty sure I've seen that video that's shown at the start there.

Based felidae bro.

But why though?

Children under 10 or so seem to enjoy older games more. Theyre sinpler, most only require 2 buttons, and the "small" graphics arent scart and are usually cartoony. Most of my nephews and friends kids love playing the Sega Collection. Beat em ups keep lids busy for hours.

One surefire way to make kids hate video games is to force them to play NES.

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>ara ara

>Not coming with him to school and giving personal death threats to your kid's bullies and their parents

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What the fuck did you want him to do loser?
>That’s okay son, you don’t need to work anymore we’ll pay for everything from now on

So that they can read Tolstoy and Proust and Schopenhauer and Homer

What said. Back when community servers were a thing, and people didn't give a shit about some rank number, it was generally a lot friendlier. Discord was sort of bringing it back, but now you have to deal with admin drama on a lot of them.

I play with my daughters, got three of them so we can play 4 player games.

>Merry pipe

looks like a homeless savage dog

>he believes that a member of the (((Tribe))), especially one that is rich and powerful, will face justice
Such innocence and naiviety is known only by the goyim.

Arcade games are probably the best, inherently high energy and designed to be picked up and played instantly, bonus points if you have a stick controller with microswitches.

Ultra bonus points if it's on an actual cabinet.

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Obsessed