Wait, so...
The entire games is just about an orphan with mommy issues completely misunderstanding his surrogate mother's last will, and managing to antagonize all his friends, allies, and even clones/sons before ultimately killing himself because he understood that he was a massive dipshit all along?
Wait, so
Benjamin Wood
Adam Lewis
all irrelevant fodder, only Raiden mattered in the whole story.
Cooper Gray
What is Raiden's deal anyway? Apparently he's a sociopath and a former child soldier who got rehabilated, then got thrown in VR training until he was insane again?
Eli Jones
a man who made his own rules, climbed to the top and now supposedly would try to end war as a concept but without profiting from it firstly, unlike a certain warmongering senator
Levi Ross
Please don't bring Trump into this.
Jeremiah Wood
That whole Enfants Terribles thing went out of hand.
Evan Wright
He didn't seem to care about her will anymore post PW
Kayden Gonzalez
And suddenly he cares for her at the end of MGS4.
Nolan Butler
There's nothing wrong with having mommy issues.
Tyler Miller
I guess retroactively you can just interpret that as him regretting to ditch her will but he still did it
Nathan Mitchell
Hillary was the one trying to make war with Russia, retard
Jaxon Lee
And yet...
When you have to kill your mother figure, it kinda does.
Asher White
All he ever really wanted was to lay his head on his mommy's lap
Isaac Long
I liked Raiden in MGS2. After that, not so much.
Blake Taylor
Same, he had a nice ass
Jonathan Barnes
Christian Gomez
Grayson Young
Someone should really make an HD recreation of this one.
Kayden Scott
>Earlier this year, Kojima said games will never be considered culture if they don't broach sensitive subjects.
Based Kojima.
Charles Ortiz
Why didn't foxdie kill Solid Snake?
Jaxson Russell
>The Boss: Yes. If a leech clamps onto you, try pressing the lit end of a cigar onto it. The leech should cringe and detach itself from you. If you try to yank it off by yourself, you run the risk of it leaving its teeth inside you. With the cigar method, you won't have that problem.
ACTUALLY, don't burn leeches. It makes them puke in your wound.
Joshua Watson
what's wrong with them puking? I'd just get my blood back
Jason Ross
That's useful to know, but also disgusting.
Seems like you're inconvenienced either way once you've already been bitten.
Ryan Gutierrez
Do you have any idea how to treat a blood infection?
Protip : you can't. You die.
Pretty much.
Not sure how to remove leeches, through. I think you can make them dizzy by applying alcohol and then pull them off, but I honestly don't remember if it's for leeches or ticks.
Ayden Powell
according to google just pinch it and flick it lol
Mason Cooper
For leeches or ticks? Apparently the head of the tick can be torn off if you don't do it properly.
Jaxson Morgan
leeches
>1 Find its mouth which is at the smaller, thinner end of its body.
>2 Place your finger on the skin adjacent to the mouth.
>3 Slowly slide your fingernail towards the mouth and push it sideways. This pushes the mouth off instead of pulling it, reducing damage to your skin.
4> Remove the sucker on the other end of the leech.
5> Flick the leech away before it can try to reattach itself.
Dylan Diaz
Sounds like you need to do it a few times to get the gesture right.
And to not puke.
Matthew Bennett
>And to not puke.
?
Anthony Morris
Why not just smash your arm into a wall or whatever and crush it?
Evan Russell
Dude
Big mouth
In your skin
I assume most normies would puke upon seeing that.
Lucas Williams
desu if someone was gonna puke from that I think they'd puke from having a leech on their skin in the first place
Oliver Sanchez
Oh. You're right.
Lucas Campbell
I need more survival tips.
Maybe I can crash one of Yea Forums's Yuru Camp.
Christian White
Apparently he couldn't get enough of joyful mommy milkies.