Soooo basically I can't get near a lynel without starting to sweat and my hands kinda o numb from nervousness. I know it's stupid and I tell myself it is literally just a game and it does not matter if I die as long as I save before. But I just can't fight lynels because when I get nervous my brain malfunctions and I start jamming random buttons due to being overwhelmed!!! Is this really stupid or is anyone else scared af of lynels (or any other "bad guys")???? Also have this issue with divine beasts, I can't go near them even though I don't think they would be too hard...
Lynels scare me?
Cameron Edwards
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Carson Cooper
nigga just parry
Colton Thompson
you sound so cute user wtf
maybe if we cuddled you'd be less nervous when you played uwu
Jace Stewart
hang yourself man child
Ian Morris
I don't have problem with them, but good news for you is that you can beat the game without actually fighting them. You can bravely run away every time, tail tucked courageously between your ass cheeks. Don't worry, the ladies won't think any less of you.
Anthony Hall
Literally just cheese Lynels with stasis+ and arrows to the face. As for the Divine Beasts, none of them should be difficult except for maybe Thunderblight.
Levi Bell
feed them an ancient arrow
Dominic Williams
I want a lynel to fuck me
Hunter Taylor
That's kinda cute. I'd love to teach you how to beat Lynels so you stop being so nervous.
Daniel Ortiz
>triforce of courage
>gamer is a little bitch
perhaps the game isn't for you
Brandon Clark
Just mount him before he mounts you.
Jaxon Powell
>no doujins with link getting fucked by a lynel
What a missed opportunity.
Angel Thompson
I saw him first, back off slut
Dylan Stewart
My GF has that in Dark Souls/Bloodborne against some disgusting enemies. If we're co-oping I need to kill them alone because she'll be rolling away nonstop and fall off a cliff.
Parker Howard
I went through the whole game and parried shit like 3 times successfully probably.
Maybe I'm just shit but it seemed like a bad mechanic so I never tried.
Jackson Russell
I bet you haven't even played BotW.
David Richardson
OP is cute!
Gavin Mitchell
You are adorable, I want to tie you up and make you my bottom slut.
Eli Wood
it's okay user, that just means you want them to dominate your boipucci
Daniel Jenkins
Use lightning based attacks yo. Or if you fly from above them you can drop right on their backs to attack them.
Levi Phillips
Fucking seriously what the fuck Japan.
Carson Wright
I'll have you know I've beaten every 3D zelda mutiple times and have lusted after link before you were even born kid
fuck off sluts I saw him first
Cooper Myers
That's how i am in every game that has parry. I can never figure it out
Josiah Kelly
I love Kass!
Jose Jenkins
What are you even talking about? I just want to show OP how to beat Lynels easily while we cuddle.
Lincoln Garcia
>tons of doujins with link getting fucked/fucking while wearing the geurdo outfit
>no lynel mounting link porn whatsoever
What the actual fuck?
Luis Brown
When I was a kid I stayed on one of the triangle islands in Wind Waker for two weeks straight because I was scared of the Big Octo that I knew was in the area. Everyday I would sit at school convincing myself I could do it then when I got home I would just sit on that island for two hours straight, pussy out, and watch Toonami instead. The ocean is so terrifying. I was also scared to crawl in the grass in MGS3 because I had a deep psychological fear of snakes, but the game helped me get over that because I started to eat every snake I came across to make sure there were none left.
Matthew Johnson
He better have new songs in the sequel
James Lewis
>Thunderblight.
FUCK Thundernigger.
Ran from me twice so I had to restart the fight. Apparently it is a common CEMU glitch.
Robert Barnes
30 years later
Logan Collins
get baited guys
gamefaqs.gamespot.com
this reminded me of how I was unable to continue OoT after turning adult when I played the game as a child. Those ReDeads were way too fucking terrifying.
Isaiah Gutierrez
damn op you got me haha
now let's cuddle
Nicholas White
gay
Austin Anderson
Just cuddle with me instead.
Justin Roberts
Anyone wanna cuddle with a 24/m who's scared of interpersonal relationships? I'm divorced but in the military so it's kinda a +/- situation. You get free healthcare if we decide to make a bad decision and tie the knot. I have no children.
Please be feminine.
Liam Campbell
i want a pure and innocent boy to cuddle with not some slut
Noah Rogers
I'm not a slut.
Xavier Price
Don't play Sekiro.
Carter Williams
Just git gud at dodging. That’s literally it. I used to freak out whenever I ran across one because they would slap my shit. Once I got the timing down they were a joke with how telegraphed they are.
The downside though is once you do this you overcome the only challenge the game had left
Brayden Diaz
>thunderblight
>having to use shitty waggle controls to hold the fucking stake thing near him
That was just a pain in the ass. It wasn't fun at all. But then again all the bosses in botw sucked ass.
Noah Ross
>divorced
>prison gay
>24
big yikes on every level
Levi Jackson
Feel kind of bad for you but I'm not a burger.
Chase Morgan
Parrying makes killing Guardians ez mode. The timing isn't even hard.
Isaac Cook
just download the lynels/horse dick mod OP
Isaac Jenkins
shit, didn't realize you could parry the lasers.
Not that it matters for me now since I'm so OP that they are a joke anyway
Angel Reed
I'd give you a cuddle user...
Luis Stewart
>divorced
No thanks. I don't like used goods.
Ian Lopez
>get the entire barbarian set
>need lynel parts to upgrade it
>make it my life's work for as long as it takes to get all that stuff to kill any lynel I come across
The slaughter was fantastic and the barbarian set is the cutest one.
Bentley Stewart
limit to 30 fps for him
Daniel Morris
Lyenl's are the only enemy worth fighting because killing one doesn't cause your chinese sweatshop royal sword to break in 20 swings.
Owen Rodriguez
Imagine being so beta a video game character throws you off balance so hard..Jesus did mommy baby you?
Gabriel Turner
>start replaying BOTW about a week ago, having a blast
>suddenly notice a bunch of BOTW posts here
was I just not noticing them before?
Angel Foster
OP is pure I will not have you talk down to him like that
Andrew Garcia
Pussy.
Adrian Smith
Yeah a pure pussy. Don't let me see you posting around here again ""anonymous"".
Asher Young
Or what user? You gonna kiss me?
Isaiah Davis
What a slut.
Angel Johnson
ill kiss you user
Oliver Peterson
stay mad prison gay
don't forget your alimony check this month
Landon Butler
I hate to say this but...
>git gud
Xavier Carter
FAGS GET OFF MY Yea Forums REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Easton Bennett
no
Sebastian Wright
You are probably just gay and want that Lynel dick so much you are shaking.
Take it easy user
Ian Reed
For someone who demands purity you sure as hell act like a slut.
Hudson Morales
I hope you will get banned so we won't ever again suffer your presence here.
Thomas Ward
yeah
and maybe I would have if I actually needed to, but the game just didn't force me to
Nicholas Murphy
>this entire thread
Cameron Rodriguez
>this mad he wasted his prime years with a roastie slut who ended up leaving him
serves you right slut user
Owen Jenkins
this user is cute!
John Kelly
Who are you even talking to, user?
Joshua Morgan
Can I suck you off?
Jayden Davis
Why is it that posts like this attract so many faggots?
Is Yea Forums the gayest board?
Chase Walker
Thanks user .You're good people.
Yea, I figured that'd be a common thought. RIP me, I guess.
Joshua Sanchez
So young and already divorced?
Liam Gray
>Kid I'm babysitting is super scared of the guardians
>Gives me the controller
>Take a fucking pot lid out of his inventory
>Parry the lasers first try (never done it before)
He was so fucking impressed. Feels good man.
Samuel Hughes
he's a slut user what do you expect
his wife probably caught him getting fucked
Nathaniel James
>younger than me
>in the military and likely more successful too
k-kinda intimidating user but i'd still cuddle
Owen Fisher
Just imagine them naked and you’ll be less scared, no fears user
Bentley Murphy
Cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ryder Diaz
Stop being so mean.
Gavin Moore
I need to vent out my pent up sexual frustrations
leave me alone
Landon Hernandez
perhaps i can help you with that user
Hunter Richardson
prince sidon is better birdfucker
Dominic Young
just kill them lol
Connor White
you are shit. practice against weak enemies
Kayden Harris
Find a better way to do that then.
Dominic Evans
you need to recalibrate your going into games machine