Real talk, why the fuck is Banjo playable? He's an irrelevant character from a dead franchise
Actual iconic characters like Minecraft Steve, who's in the most successful video game of all time mind you isn't even in the game, but this ugly bear who has only 5 games that barely sold well, 2 of which weren't even in Japan gets to be playable?
Unfucking acceptable, I'd like to see you try and defend this Banjokes. You can't.
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Because Minecraft is a first person sandbox game with no plot or interesting characters and only serves as an outlet for autistic kids so their parents can drink in peace
If Minecraft is so great and perfect for Smash, why didn't Phil Spencer encourage Steve in Smash?
>Taking Steveposting seriously
Stevefags didn’t throw an autistic fit on twitter
sometimes an user just wants to reply with "Seething" even if its bait
Yeah they threw it hear on Yea Forums, their mistake.
>steveposting at all
This shit is unironically one of the worst things to come out of this board and I wish I could find the person that made that abomination of a model and bitch-slap them.
And yet the plot of Banjo-Kazooie is that a retarded redneck and his hobo bird are preventing doomsday by stopping a pedophile witch. Not a very intricate story, unlike Minecraft's.
Minecraft is about imagination, you can make the plot whatever you want. It's an endless bound of creativity and untapped potential that could be used for the Smash series. I understand if you can't handle that simplistic concept given you're an incel who only ties themselves to shitty boomer games.
Cope and seethe, Banjoke.
>who's in the most successful video game of all time
Nah.
Tetris would like a word with you.
Maybe Phil browses Yea Forums
Seething Banjoke
>>smashboards.com
Cope
Minecraft surpassed Tetris in sales l
Banjo's story is inferior to Minecraft's because Minecraft doesn't have a story
Minecraft actually outsold Tetris last month
I can play your intellectually inferior circular logic game as well, Banjokes. I could just sit there and greentext,
>taking Banjo threads seriously
but I don't want to present myself as an individual who doesn't have the moral high ground by resorting to your feebly simple minded buzz.
Face it. Banjo's fanbase has nothing compared to mine, and when Steve gets in, the praise for him will be far superior, I can assure you that.
Did you adjust for inflation?
go back to your discord, tranny
And Banjo is in, Steve is not.
Cope and Seethe harder, Stevecuck
Banjo and Kaz are way cooler than Steve ya goddamn zoomer
Yes it does I’ll give you it right now faggot
>You are Steve and your goal is to survive and slay the Ender Dragon
if I had a dollar every time I saw someone use a buzzword here like seething, cope, cringe tranny, etc. I'd be fucking rich.
I still enjoy Stevethreads. They're lulzy.
Just worry that they might keep it up for a little longer than they should. Usually ends with people trying to beat a dead meme.
Once again, a trailer does not merely prove a character is in or not. Can you download and play as him right now on your Switch? I didn't think so.
You may think that trailer validates you, but I can assure you that it doesn't. Cope and seethe, Banjofag.
Dilate
>He's an irrelevant character from a dead franchise
So is captain falcon, but i don't see anyone complaining about keeping him in.
>Reddit spacing
Minecraft will rise again
Someone post the collage.
No one has to defend it because it happened. Cope.
who the fuck even created that 3d model of steve
looks like it was made intentionally ugly just to be used for shitposting
Thanks for the dollar, bub.
Shit thread
Fuck off back to your discord cult.