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>get into level 77 quests
>cutscene
>cutscene
>cutscene
>pray return to your inn room for a hamfisted cutscene with Ardbert
>cutscene
>cutscene
>cutscene
this is worse than the 2.1-2.55 slog
ryne
>turns out hydaelyn just follows the orders that we gave her upon summoning her
heh
Reminder WoL fucking jobbed to pajeet
>hey guys liek does anyone else think unironic stories are le cringe? xD wheres the irony or self awareness or quips lmfao
Nah.
welcome home wod
good, FUCK the WoL, FUCK self-insertfags, FUCK power levels, FUCK the 6 million and FUCK gugumatsu
The whole game is like that, did you buy a boost or what?
yeah fuck having gameplay and shit
Alright janny send this thread to
theres a dungeon in lvl 77 what the fuck are you talking shit
>rabbit sluts
Disgusting.
Retards in the other thread
>He invited you because he wanted you to die with dignity because he recognized you as one of the Amaurotines.
What the fuck does that even mean "die with dignity"? You were dying then and there where you killed the last lightwarden and only Ryne stopping it let you actually regain mobility, how the fuck did he expect you to get all the way down to Tempest? Why did he have the entire history channel special on Amaurot for someone literally dying and losing control of themselves? How the fuck does this make any sense in your god damn inbred head you absolute imbecile.
There is only one answer; shit was planned long in advance.
>He was grooming you to become a Lgithwarden and usher in the 8th Umbral Calamity
Now there's some amazingly retarded headcanon, as that would have been completely pointless and unnecessary. All Emet had to do in the first place was simply kidnap G'hara (which he could have done at any time) and let you an hero on the lightwardens without ever actually showing his face, your ridiculous theory requires Emet to specifically be making the worst decision at least dozens of times throughout the story, for no real reason at that.
>The finale with him entrusting you with his legacy is only after you completely BTFO him, that was not his plan from the start
Yea that seems legit bro, I guess he planned to kill you and yours all along which is why he had you march through a quick overview of the Amaurotian history :^)))
Why the fuck are you roleplaying a retard?
I'm glad Minf*llia is gone for good this time
Fuck you it's bullshit we lost to some bitch Thancred can solo
No fuck YOU barry you stupid self-insertfag go self-insert into a woodchipper already
Oh, this autist is back, great
The beginning and end of SB was amazing. The filler was shit.
I got to the Tempest how much more do I have left?
like 3 hours at most, 4 if you go around grabbing aether currents, theres one objective that doesnt have a map marker but you can find it if you search for a red dot on the map anyway
It's also right on top of one of the currents.
>7/14 WoL, slayer of gods and legends, savior of the star
>1/4 Randy, tough old dude, Vauthry's janitor
Who wins?
>Level up SCH first, usually play AST and WHM on the side if I'm bored
>Few issues, but otherwise the healing is bonkers
>Level up WHM
>Really fun and fluid, dropping Misery bombs on packs of mobs feels really great
>Never worry about MP, like, ever
>Play AST
>Oh god what the fuck
>oGCD heals weak as shit, cards weak as shit, no MP to run on
>Need to use everything in your arsenal to get through a pull that WHM/SCH can handle with ease
>Entire job feels like a clunky chore
>Sleeve Draw only functions properly if you use it in tandem with Lightspeed
What the absolute fuck were they thinking? It was fine prior to 5.0. Now it's complete garbage.
The fucking pajeet won then Thancred beat pajeet WoL a fucking bitch jobbing loser piece of shit now
>Thancred can solo
Barely.
>Had to use a move that slowly kills him to sneak up and shoot him
>Even then, Ran'jit catches on after the second time and clobbers his ass for trying it
>The only way he was able to even incite a retreat was to go even further on the edge of death to get off a lucky shot with a special cartridge Ryne made for him
We nearly beat Ran'jit the first time and would've if we weren't cutscene stunned and trashed him the second time while Thancred could only hold him off and nearly died to just cause him to run away.
Chill out, user.
Did you forget or are intentionally ignoring that you later kill this dude in single combat?
Oh wait, you’re just an assmad autistic wowfag trying to stir up shit.
exarch thirst is so strong it makes fujos hard as diamonds
they wanted to make the card system more redundant and truly outdid themselves
I'm fucking mad about the cutscene stun bullshit that's what I'm saying.
Thancred beat the Pajeet but WoL ends him.
don't respond user its just barry hes just gonna say BUT ITS BULLSHIT BROS WE LOST TO PAJEET over and over again. you'll learn to enjoy it from the sidelines.
THAT WAS AFTER FUCKING THANCRED WEAKENED HIM RETARD PAJEET FUCKING SOLOED WOL WHEN WOL HAD A FUCKING TEAM THANCRED SOLOED PAJEET
Thancred almost killed him, he obviously wasn't in top shape for that fight against WoL.
At this point I'm pretty sure it's Barry and a few LARPers that joined in for the lulz.
That means WoL couldn't beat him with out Thancred it's fucking bullshit why the fuck WoL weaker than Thancred ffs you can't defend that shit pajeet worst fucking part this expansion
I'm not too sorry but I am sorry mommy Crystal. I just know you're going to get fed up with our shit and become evil.
Like that was the first time WoL ever "jobbed", honestly it was better delivered then when Zenos got fluffed with his "Trials" as far as im concerned because we got Crystal Exarch talking shit to the guy.
Funny, but true now that Gunbreaker made tanks basically have DPS-Tier disposable population.
Thancred was pretty clearly about to get his asskicked, all he did was divert the attention of the guy for a short while and then make distraction so you ALL could run like pussies, the real star of that scene was BREAK.
Thank god, Imagine if the other main characters were completely useless.
AND I'M SAYING THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT WE'RE THE FUCKING WOL WE SHOULD BE STRONGER THAN FUCKING THANCRED THAT PIECE OF SHIT
They’re just here to shit up the thread with this inane powerlevel bullshit until the janny arrives.
Zenos vs Pajeet when?
It happens to us basically whenever we have to job in a duty, this is not mutually exclusive to ShB. Just take it on the chin. Thancred's fight was basically an extreme custody battle, and one he only survived by the dumb luck of being found passed out in the desert. We lost to cutscene stun shit a bunch but then later we walk up and delete them like they were nothing, because as player characters that's the only way we can face a villain with any interactivity and not win. I'd rather the cutscene stun shit than what Xenoblade 2 did, where you're forced to beat the boss and in the immediate cutscene after you're shown battered and bruised with the boss you just killed looming over you.
Now it means WoL is fucking useless that's fucking trash why we play a useless fucking bitch now
We lost to Zenos but fucking Thancred never solo Zenos that's fucking bullshit Thancred solo pajeet Zenos was different
I just got this expansion.
I've always preferred to play whatever class has the fastest queue times and grind via dungeons. Should I play healer, tank, or DPS to get the most? Last two expansions I played tank but this time it looks like all the adventurers in need are healers.
Also what's the most fun healer to play now?
>people are still answering to an all-caps tier obvious troll
people are saying "wowwowowow look out Randy Bobandy is still alive!! they never found his body!!" what the FFFFUCK is that stupid shit idiot gonna do. We already beat him, solo.
He's not wrong, it was shit writing.
What the fuck are those hand and arm models? It literally looks like her face has as many polygons as the rest of her body combined. The textures also look horrendous. Is this PS4 screenshot?
Healers right now but everyone that isn't White Mage got fucked in some regard here.
>got the collector's edition cause I was gonna switch to GNB and wanted the glam weapon
>level up DRK in the meantime cause I never played a tank before
>ended up liking DRK so much that I still haven't switched
>most fun
SCH
>best
WHM
>oh shit ascian what are you doing
AST
WHM is the most powerful healer atm.
SCH is weaker than it has been offensively, but I still prefer it myself.
>new DPS and tank jobs in the expac
Who the fuck do you think will hein most demand?
WHM is the best healer now. SCH is neutered, boring but usable. AST is irredeemable trash, only a balance patch can save it now.
Imagine the asspain when he comes back in 5.1 and wins again solo.
game's from 1984 please understand
Both those are shit tho just have us win
So just play WHM? I tried out my level 70 WHM and it actually felt way easier to use now, with shit simplified. It also felt like I could endlessly spam Holy without running out of MP
Doesn't mean much until you hit the veteran reward that nets you the rest of his outfit too.
>people actually claiming Lyse being an idiot is no longer being played for humor
How
She's clearly a massive idiot, a well meaning one who occasionally tosses truth bombs at some of the defeated faggots we meet, but still a retard
>AST is now suffering the same fate as early SB SCH
I'm actually happy, so many of you AST fuckers where talking shit, saying it wasn't so bad.
How does it feel? I hope it gets fixed sooner than SCH did, it fucking sucks
HE BEAT US WE HAD A TEAM
NO ONE can claim she's "endearingly stupid" after the Lakshmi duty
Healer has been instant queue for the first two weeks but Tank has been coming up for Adventurer in need increasingly regularly so things might be different by the time you get to max level.
>not letting the mind controlled puppets of a primal into an enclosed room full of defenseless government leaders
what are you, some sort of racist??
Oh god what they did to SCH for the Stormblood story update was terrible.
I mean I am, but
That creates a narrative issue though, if we can handle literally anything with zero conflict then there's no tension to build, it's just another chore to do on the checklist. You need a villain in order to have a goal and you can't have rivals or villains if you're so powerful you kill them the first time and never see them again.
you Are fucking retarded
WE HATE FORDOLA
>Forced singleplayer content in an MMORPG
This game is boring as shit
Better Minfillia
Better Lyse
user please stop... no more... please...
>SMN job quest is literally just having a talk with Fordola about how she feels about her current situation
That was some weird ass bullshit, at least SCH finally cures a Tonberry.
Fordola is a thing of the past. I don't hate her. In fact, I don't think about her at all.
I have to wonder how things would've worked out had Alphinaud not made the retarded Crystal Braves mistake
Without it Y'shtola wouldn't have had to do her teleportation trick, which meant Hydaelyn wouldn't have the opportunity to ask Minfilia to become her Word
that wight spwit this s-staw a-and evewything on it!
wemember us.. wemember that we once wived
Hey, the fact that everyone besides maybe WoL was fine with it means that mess was a group effort
You can have villains that are weak and still formidable in FF14. You just need them to be politically untouchable, like that fucking potato jew that keeps fucking you over
maybe we can rope her into learning summon magic
See
>mfw gunblades have been defiled from their former occupation as a weapon and art of rarified taste.
I mean I'd rather hang with Fordola than hang with that Tonberry fucker any longer
>Keeps fucking you over
He's literally done nothing but help since HW.
I just finished the main ARR story. What do I do from here, other than the MSQ?
>job quests that unlock nothing
Not important. I also didn't get SMN to 80 yet, since I used SAM in the expansion.
No fuck you, hydaelyn was a mistake
the ascians kneejerked waaaay too hard after staving off the end of their world
what should have been preparing to find the source of the chaos turned into basically sudoku'ing themselves into not being able to fend it off again
I want emet back damn it
Crystal Tower, Coils of Bahamut
If Alphinaud hadn't made the Crystal Braves there's a strong possibility that everybody in Eorzea would already be the thrall of a primal. They were popping up like weeds and the governments could not handle them.
Go away Elidibus
Focus on the post50 MSQ as that's the only continuing story you get
look into the post 50 dungeons and raids
Prepare for kino
Unlock Crystal Tower and Coils of Bahamut. Might need to find people or a party finder party to help you through coils.
Do those unlock with the MSQ?
Are we ever really told what caused the Ascian calamity and I was too obtuse to catch it? Like, the way they say it is just "one day everything was fine and out of nowhere the sound began".
Is it literally just the planet got sick?
Crystal Tower raids. Bahamut if you want but good luck getting a party.
I just hope that put an end to that ridiculously awkward "romance" between a potato and an avocado, if that's the end of it then I'll gladly take it but if we have to suffer through more of that shit I'd rather have spent the time showing off my new fairy upgrade and talking about that.
SMN is still worse though, you figure out fucking Phoenix all on your own and not a damn word was said about it, despite all the nonsense leading up to the previous summonings you had to learn.
No, they're side stories.
Bahamut introduces you to Alisaie, who becomes a main character later.
CT introduces you not only to the tower but a bunch of other characters who become major players too.
I think you need to find side quests to unlock them. Those were the endgame raid content for ARR.
Honestly though you SHOULD be playing Heavensward, because the story and dungeons of Heavensward are just straight up way better than any content in ARR. Heavensward is great
Lolorito has done nothing but good you cutscene skipping faggot.
AHHHH THANCRED HELP ME THE GUACAMOLE I CAN'T
best guess is that because the apocalypse was their own creation magics going out of control it was some unknown flaw with them the ascians were too proud to consider, so they summoned daddy zodiark to make it all better.
>fighting Nabrailes
>healers let me die when he uses a triple cast Spark
I don't understand how people have gotten so bad after this expansion.
It isn't ever explicitly said, but The MSQ and some of the side quest heavily imply they fucked with creation magic too hard and spawned a bunch of fucked up monsters that fucked up everything.
There's also mention of a vague crisis happening outside of Amarot/Ascian areas that eventually reached them.
>after this expansion
The planet made a noise and people expected/thought the worse, which then made their fears manifest as monsters, which then caused even more fear.
Can't really remember the Crystal Braves doing anything major that couldn't have been handled by the Grand Companies, or hiring regular adventures to do the job
On that note, I still can't forget Alphinaud whining about needing to turn to adventures to get people willing to fight off the dragons invading Ishgard, when the WoL was right there, he deserved getting burned by Merlwyb of all people
>you figure out fucking Phoenix all on your own and not a damn word was said about it
Because it's just the same technique that allows you to summon Bahamut. And Phoenix is available to you for the same reason as Bahamut.
The one major hint you get is that the "power of creation ran rampant"
But for all we know two Amaurotians got into a debate on what the end of the world would theoretically look like and accidentally ended up creating one, or an Amaurotian had a nightmare and remembered it while he was creating a fancy bowtie, etc. etc.
Basically their shit was volatile as fuck and was bound to go wrong at some point, as you see happen throughout the entire Amaurot area and the post-MSQ dungeon, which is exactly why Emet's goal of bringing them all back to the way things where is doomed to failure.
The MSQ mentions that "even a stray thought" is enough to make creation magic go wrong. It was really only a matter of time until someone had a slight distraction and fucked up big time.
It's subtle but they are even worse now.
Does it not have a roulette?
Not an excuse, "the same technique" also applies to Garuda, Ifrit and Titan, yet they were all still a big deal individually.
Just don't have us inferior to fucking Thancred that was the biggest bullshit Thancred soloed that pajeet after pajeet fucking beat us DON'T MAKE US INFERIOR TO THANCRED
Just enjoy the break
Unless you were like the only melee DPS available for the tear that is
Everything to do with the main arc was great. I could not give a shit about the woes of the various settlements we needed to extract aid from, however. Fuck Magnus and his dead wife.
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it was a sound coming from within the planet which made their creation magicks start fucking up
also that by being afraid of the monsters, they in turn created more monsters, just like that guy who wanted to make a lion, got startled by an eagle, and created the very first griffin instead. just, y'know, with more giant meteor worms.
and since this is FFXIV I assume the sound coming from the planet is the same as the lifestream crying out in FFVII youtube.com
Have you forgot about how adventurers without The Echo literally can not fight primals? They'll just get mind controlled. It doesn't matter how many powerhouses the Grand Companies could bring to bear, they would just get assfucked by regular Ifrit.
The problem with making your thoughts manifest is that you need the proper mental fortitude not to let them wander.
>Ascian 1:"oh what's that sound? could it be a giant beast with 4 heads that shoots giant laser beams"
>Ascian 2: What the hell dude don't think of that!
user stop... i beg you... please stop...
Mass hysteria amongst people who can make their imaginations into reality.
THAT WAS FUCKING BULLSHIT ISHIKAWA A FUCKING STUPID NO TALENT BITCH MADE WOL A FUCKING WEAK ASS JOBBER WE DIDN'T DO SHIT THIS EXPANSION
nobody queues for raid roullete because it takes hours to find a party
At that point both you and Y'mhitra were new to summoning and conjuring egis. You were barely above a regular Arcanist. Principia taught you the greatest art of Allagan summoners at level 70. And by level 80, you're skilled enough to simply apply it to Phoenix.
Not that user, are coils soloable unsynced?
I was the MT, I tabbed out until they did the balls part
That's not the impression I got at all. They were made for that, creation magic was like second nature to them. It got them to that point.
I don't completely disregard the possibility of an Ascian fucking up and causing it, but I think it was either completely random aka a real sickness of reality itself, or caused by an outside source.
That applies to the Crystal Braves too, you know?
They can't directly help with the Primals either considering they're made up of regular adventures and people from the various GCs as well
>Have you forgot about how adventurers without The Echo literally can not fight primals?
They literally can and have. The Company of Heroes have defeated Leviathan and Titan, and the Immortal Flames regularly fights and defeats Ifrit even before they had Arenvald and Fordola. There's a plaque of normal troops that made it back alive from Ifrit, and a squadron of summoners in the SMN questline.
>Level DRK to 80 first
>Decide to play a Summoner as main but level as a scholar
>All the teams in dungeons are braindead, either the tank does baby pulls or the dps is incredibly low
I got from 1 to 68 in 3 days but these final levels feel especially tedious for some reason
Noctis and co fought Garuda just fine.
Why is that? Are the rewards shit?
Which still merits at least some fucking mention to Y'mhitra.
Stop lying, everybody queues for raid roulette and it's as fast as all the others.
The only problem is that it doesn't work for Bahamut because 11 out of 10 times you end up in some floor of Alexander. It's like that's the only raid in the game.
They do not. Normal Raid only goes to Alexander and Omega.
I think all but one or two of them are due to a hold mechanic.
>lvl 19 sprout viera archer pulling in fucking sastasha
>doesn't even attack anything
viera is the shitter race
Coils is not in the regular raid roulette because shit's too brutal for DF
that user misinterpreted what I said, I'm saying that the apocalypse was caused by a fundamental flaw with the magic they were to proud/arrogant to understand, beyond one ascian making an oopsie.
>Amaro
>Amaurot
Hmmmmm
The servers are congested so there's a long queue. Even though you got a full party already, you still need to wait for another party to finish their instance.
Jp emet sounds neutered
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WHEN THE FUCK WOL GONNA BE STRONG PROTAGONIST WHEN WE GONNA STOP BE A WEAK FUCKING BITCH
So as the WoL we have Hydalen's blessing/Echo, Full power of the crystals of Light, Hraesvelgar's Left Eye and have fused with the Warrior of Light from the 1st reflection. How can we lose?
Why is WHM and AST so gay?
Why is SCH the only cool healer?
Real talk though, what the fuck do I do solo healing the ivalice raid as SCH. It goes through my MP fucking fast.
psst normal raid doesnt include coil because coil is savage content before savage content was even a thing
see: twintania, melusine, nael
So basically I'm not doing Coils until 80 unless some group for some reason wanted to run it unsynced and brought me along then. Should I just watch the cutscenes?
>I think all but one or two of them are due to a hold mechanic
Ah ok, good to know. Thanks user.
Blessing and Echo are not the same thing.
indom whispering dawn and doing absolutely fucking nothing
AST and DNC should be gender locked to females.
All healers are gay, now suck me off.
I'd say White Mage is the most fun right now because the other two got kinda assfucked while the Lily-Rework makes shit a LOT smoother since now you get a Lily every 30 seconds in combat so you don't need to rely on spamming Cure1 to get your "Free" heals, every 30 seconds you can do a instant big heal or shield for no MP cost, now you can heal when it is needed as it is needed, add to that that the old MP management skills are there and you genuinely have a lot of breathing room to play with the offensive tools.
>That's not the impression I got at all
One in particular goes into great detail about how easy it is to mess up your creations, another goes into how easily they could end up creating potentially very dangerous mistakes.
The dungeon also showcases how quickly everything could spiral out of control, due to the idyllic nature of their society individual Amaurotians where simply not capable of coping with any kind of crazy shit. All it took was a single mistake spiraling out of control, which is also what Emet explains in his dungeon; most of the calamity was caused by the Amaurotians own fear.
>ah... there you are... my precious girls...
Ran'jit got shafted hard in the story. General Badass, unique fighting style, and 0 lore.
I want to know everything about this man. The life lead up to him being more than a match for the warrior of light. How many minfillias did he have to see die? How much time did he spend with them? Did he actually have a vastly more justifiable claim to pseudofatherhood than thancred? HE WAS TAKEN TOO SOON.
Make a PF for Couls, mention it's unsynced doing for story, and that you'll watch cutscenes, there'll almost certainly be people willing to help, whether for tomestones or for their WT completion
Hey so what was up with nobody ever turning into a Sin Eater onscreen after the first dungeon?
Remember that time they attacked Lakeland and dead people were lying on the ground everywhere and the onyl time it was mentioned was an implication?
>Whispering dawn
....ngl I thought my group healing was lacking. Now I know why. I forgot to put it on my hotbar....
What sounds more gay.
Shooting laser beams or walking around with fairies and butterflies?
The idea behind them was more to be your (and the other scions) support crew, so the weight of dealing with primals and their bullshit didn't all fall on you.
Spread the load, and all that.
What is WT?
would get jobbed by Zenos in a 1v1
What doubt? You destroyed an entire world across 14 planes and filled it with half people you cunt.
HE WAS FUCKING TRASH WHY THE FUCK WE JOB TO THIS PIECE OF SHIT WHY THE FUCK THANCRED SOLO HIM FUCKING GARBAGE FUCK YOU
They said that only the higher tier sin eaters like the Kuribu could turn people.
Wondrous Tails, it's not relevant to you until deep into Heavensward
Yeah, but to create something as devastating as the noise would be beyond what any one Ascian could do.
Sure, their fear and unpreparedness helped escalate it to Calamity level, but I don't think they started it.
Was Pajeet a cunnychad?
>SCH
Side Job with fucking beams and powerful primals.
Fairy fuckbuddy on the side.
Reading books to become a real Chad.
>WHM
Twirl around like a faggot.
Whispering Dawn is a fairy skill. It can't be put on your hotbar.
FUCKING PAJEET PIECE OF SHIT TRASH CHARACTER FUCK YOU HATE YOU BITCH STUPID FUCKING PAJEET FUCKING RUINED SHB
>entire storyline beats it into your brain that Eulmore has a massive fucken army, like don't even try it bro
>get to level 77 solo instance invading the city
>the city is defended by a dozen stinky civiliians, four shitty infantry, and one old man
Wow, this storyline is really immersive
But during the Lakeland part a Kuribu holys a group of soldiers and their corpses just lie on the ground and despawn
in the aftermath one of the soldiers is quivering in fear saying "I killed her... I know she was one of them but I killed her..." or something like that. it's a little beyond implication I think.
it's probably just because ishikawa got away with ONE brutal transformation sequence in Tesleen and they didnt wanna turn the expansion into AKIRA.
Hythlodaeus also mentioned that the elements had stopped working, quoting FF1's opening.
It can now.
It can, there's a command that lets you trigger it at will.
It can now, brother. The only fairy actions left are WD and Fey Illumination, and both are hotbar-able actions.
Don't you activate it by using one of your skills?
Pajeet was fucking trash hated that fucking shit WoL jobbing like a fucking bitch to that fucking pajeet Thancred fucking soloing pajeet AFTER HE FUCKING BEAT US
t. boost nigger
>he didn't even get a proper sendoff in a cutscene, he literally just flops down and we move into the elevator
lol nice deep character lmao
user.... Don't post while you're fucking retarded, holy shit.
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It was not "They got spooked". it was "A scream from the earth literally takes away your ability to control creation magics". As says, their imaginations running amok exacerbated the situation but it did not cause it. When you talk to other Amaurotines you understand how their creation magic works.
Take the lion guy for example. It was not
>I'm sitting by the window
>oh shit a eagle
>Oh shit I suddenly created a gryffon without intending to create anything
It was
>I am going to make a lion. I will concentrate, envision it in my minds eye, and consciously create a lion.
>An eagle startled me while I was creating this lion in my mind's eye
>Thus, my creation (which I consciously chose to make) is twisted beyond my intention.
Before the calamity begins they control their magicks. What they create is twisted and changed by stimuli (The robes being child sized, the lion having a gryffon head) but the very act of creation itself is not caused by external stimuli. Otherwise the man making robes would have created children because he thought of children passing by - instead his intended creation (Robes) were twisted by the stimuli of the children (Children sized).
Log off my website you absolute drooling retard
>big pull as gunbreaker
>use superbolide
>you are reduced to 1HP before the invincibility actually happens
>dies
I fucking hate this ability
They had sent most of their army out to each zone after you to stop you from killing the wardens, and each time they got decimated by either you or the residents of the zone.
>fairy fuck buddy
>fucking something that's made from your own aether
That's gay man.
It literally says on the skill "This action cannot be assigned to a hotbar"!
In universe: it's usually less of an ordeal than what Tesleen had to go through because she apparently became a higher order of eater, i.e. she was a boss.
Meta: the big traumatic transformation only really needed to be fully animated and choreographed once to get the point across that these things are bad news.
>bro why is a guy with DECADES of experience in fighting nothing but sin eaters and is one himself able to beat us who just arrived in the First when the plan was to rescue Minfilia and piss off.
The night sky. Retard.
Masturbation isn't gay.
>action: Execute Whispering Dawn
big fucking guy right here
I always have Benedictions ready for Gunnies like you
>(Children sized).
Stopped reading there.
Now I'm starting to doubt your advice..
Well that's too fucking bad because that little bit of body horror was great. This expansion did a good job of being kind of dark and unsettling but they really could have gone a lot further and it would have been glorious. The twist of holy Light causing horrible mutations and people being devoured by beautiful angels and shit like that is a great way to invoke dread and unease.
It's less that they were helpful and more that the shit that Alphinaud's fuck-up caused kickstarted various events that dragged us into things we may not have done otherwise.
You meant instant cast Raise? I died because there's a delay in you actually getting the buff.
This is the last (you) I'm giving you tonight, go back to the (you)less shelter now
>fucking something that's made from your own aether
How are there still retards that believe this? Both Selene and Eos have been around since fucking Numeria you inbred imbecile.
You're pretty much saying the same thing.
Aren't you? It's just they have to be in the state of evisioning things before they get "corrupted."
What are you trying to say here? People still turned into sin eaters, it was just inconsistent and never onscreen. Probably because of the meta stuff other anons mentioned
Please look forward to 5.1.
oh I agree but just from that one scene, a bunch of SJWs got triggered and bitched on tiwtter that THERE WASNT ANY KINDA WARNING THAT IT WOULD BE A BODY HORROR SCEEEENE
it's like, these people had a nuke dropped on them, now you complain that their games are too scary... fuck off
Sup bros, just let me know if any Ascian is bothering you.
>a bunch of SJWs got triggered and bitched on tiwtter that THERE WASNT ANY KINDA WARNING THAT IT WOULD BE A BODY HORROR SCEEEENE
It was in the fucking trailer.
Zodiark
>bosses his followers around
>requires half and then half again of his people's population
>doesn't even solve the problem he was summoned for
>lost half his shit in the divorce, lives in a tiny apartment on the moon
Hydaelyn
>does whatever we want
>requires no sacrifice
>shows up and snaps darkdad in half
>will even stop forces of her own element because we want her to
>becomes the planet
It's like the 14th looked at what the Council of 13 summoned and said "I'll summon one of those, but a working one"
I've only had Gunnies die from superbolide like twice. Once I see the drop, Bene is popped.
FUCKING EXPLAIN THANCRED SOLOING HIM WE COULDN'T TIL THANCRED WEAKENED HIM IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT WOL SHOULD BE STRONGER THAN THANCRED
>not setting Aurora off first then triggering Superbolide
But could he beat Ran'jit?
user... The 14th was Zodiark you imbecile, there where never 14, there were talks of a 14th being added to the 13 right around the time they were cooking up Zodiark, Zodiark was summoned onto/through an Amaurotian as we've seen several times throughout the MSQ with primals, and he was shattered into 14 pieces.... HMMMMMMMMMM
Not the stab or transformation. Her final transformation is there though.
I did see a post on Reddit complaining about how the scene gave them PTSD or some shit.
Just turn off your aether and stab him in the heart bro
You know it bro.
No you don't understand. You get reduced to 1HP but you still take damage in that split second because the buff isn't applied yet, despite being put to 1HP.
Going through Stormblood as a caster feels kinda silly, what to do bros.
You are right user, it's the people who think it was just "Heard a spooky noise, created armageddon" who are mistaken. We are explicitly told at the very beginning
>A sudden cacophonous keening from beneath the earth distorts all living things within earshot, wrests from us control of our creation magicks.
>ONCE that happens, all is lost.
>Its as if the star itself has fallen ill, as if a force inimical to life now festers and spreads
Then the last boss, the third doom that damned them and a culmination of their sins, is neoseeker.com
Either reality itself is warping because of rampant abuse of creation magick (The scream is just the star and reality around it tearing apart), it is some jenova or lavos foreign monster and the Ancients were at no fault of their own, or it is the planet/crystal itself screaming and behaving like a fever to cleanse an illness. Which does risk giving itself a will (Something the ancients think it lacks until Zodiark). But then again Gaia might not have a will, it might just be a mindless biological 'machine'.
What I am saying is before the calamity an ancient has to intentionally wish to create something in order to create something. Creation magicks until the calamity are not on auto-complete. You have to consciously apply yourself and seek to create something. It doesn't just flow naturally where the mere act of thinking summons something. Creation magicks is a concentrated thinking, a willing of something to exist. Quite frankly (next post)
How come no one complained when it took WoL and 3 other echo adventurers to beat 1 Sloppyman?
PA'JEET IS FUCKING TRASH
>tfw wanted to see my female WoL get transformed like that
A man healing another man is GAY.
That's why Scholar gets a pass, you make your bitch fairy heal men in your place, while you personally attend to the ladies
I'm thinking the 14th was Elidibus and he was the one who convinced them of the idea. Elidibus is the summoner of Zodiark in FFT. He might have other plans in mind.
Oh boy that 12k health over 20 seconds is sure to help
>using it at full HP
you deserve it
It was a friendly duel my man, a handicap bro.
>use it near death
>takes 15 seconds to actually trigger
>die
Nice
What did he mean by this?
No seriously
Also I really have to wonder if whoever Minfilia was is also as special as WoL considering the favor both Elidibus and Hydaelyn showed her
...
Oh God don't get him started
Wasn't the Allagan Calamity supposed to be caused by the king setting off an earthquake by accident instead of the Ascians knocking planets together?
Did that get retconned?
>lying on the internet
>pretending you dont have a regen
nice
THAT'S HIM
We tried that. No one there wants to do anything beside post shitty modded catgirl porn.
Minfilia is stated to have the Blessing of Light, yes. Krile does too, and was rescued from the Isle of Val by Hydaelyn.
Ascians knocking planets together has the end result of "something" occurring on the source world that results in a calamity.
The job crystal holds the will of the fairy but you're giving it shape using your own aether. Yes fairies existed since fucking numeria but your Lily only exists thanks to your own aether.
It wasn't retconned, you're just not understanding what Calamities are. An event has to happen on the Source that cracks the dimensional boundary, and said event has to be aspected to the same element that the Ascians are using to rejoin the shard. The Allagan Calamity was earth-aspected.
Have you seen the last thread? Yea Forums is as gay as /vg/
You are an idiot. The buff is delayed after you use it, but your HP dropping to 1HP is not, so you can get killed before the buff is actually applied.
That 3k every 3 seconds will surely save you.
What I am saying is before the calamity an ancient has to intentionally wish to create something in order to create something. Creation magicks until the calamity are not on auto-complete. You have to consciously apply yourself and seek to create something. It doesn't just flow naturally where the mere act of thinking summons something. Creation magicks is a concentrated thinking, a willing of something to exist. Quite frankly (next post)
Do the fucking quests in Amaurot, they specifically mention that things can and will go haywire if they don't focus properly. There's also a guy that gives you murder dolls and basically just does an "oopsie" as that kind of shit is apparently not even uncommon.
The "calamity" being described as what it is still in no way means it couldn't have been created by an Amaurotian, as they would simply need to make a "horror that rises from beneath the earth" or some nonsense.
But yes, it can be something more, something alien or primal, a self-defense mechanism of the world against the Amaurotian's overuse of mana (which is already described as being similar in function to aether/crystals) However the point being made is more that Emet's desire to revive his people was a doomed endeavor from the very start, his success would just lead to a repeat of the previous calamity, whether it be man-made or some planetary self-defense.
EMET HELP ME, HE HAS A KATANA
Can you get an Amaurot glamour or was that a fucking tease?
Elidibus probably is the summoner, but the primal was summoned into/onto someone, or using someone as a conduit, similar in a fashion to how Quetzlcoatl is made in the dungeon but with the sacrifice being someone external, which is why there's talk of a 14th and not "we'll be replacing one of the 13"
You lose to a fucking random pajeet fuck off with that shit WoL is a fucking jobber
A tease. Got to make it yourself :^)
>boosted
Leave now if you dislike the story this expansion and not looking forward to more of this good shit.
You have all the tools you need to make one, you're just too shit to use it. Emet-Selch was right.
user stop... please... help me... just stop...
IT'S DIFFERENT WOL WAS FUCKING HUMILIATED BY THANCRED WITH PAJEET RETARDS
WE FALL
>Use aether to summon something
>That something is now made of you!
So BLM fireballs are him literally chucking parts of himself at the enemy too? You healing someone is literally you filling them with yourself and closing their wounds with literally parts of you? Are tanks even themselves anymore after a dungeon or are they just a copy of you given how much of your aether you imbued them with?
I need to know!
The 14th was implied to be the WoL. And it was the 14th that was implied to be the one that initially proposed summoning Hydaelyn. Hence why Hydaelyn favors (You) over everyone else.
Either you pick a job you think would be less silly and suffer through POTD Grind to get it up to speed or you grin your teeth and feel equally silly in ShB. I consider the fact Thancred is your only Trust tank (aside from Crystal Exarch who is everything) a NUDGE NUDGE WINK WINK to play one. And the fact that Alphinaud is a Healer a big nudge to not play as one of those.
>Zenos yunofacing for WoL
>WoL can't beat a fucking pajeet
I'm worried we might let our 'friend' down.
I did the fucking quests. I screenshotted almost every single one of them dialogue page by dialogue page. They mention that their initial concepts are dramatically altered, not that an errant thought causes a creation magick when there was no intent to do so. If you have proof of this from Akademya then go ahead and post it. I failed to screenshot from that dungeon, but from my recollection I did not see anything deviating from the rule that:
>Errant thoughts will fuck up creation magick when there was already an intent to apply creation magick
>Errant thoughts will not activate a creation magick when there was no intent to do so
This is what happens during the robes, during the gryffon, during the murder-dolls. None of these are "I did not want to create something and I created something". Each of them are "I want to create something, I didn't concentrate enough, I got a monkey's paw creation".
You will not think "I want to watch chocobo racing" during dinner, and suddenly spawn a chocobo racer in your room that eats your salad unless you were actively controlling your creation magick.
Not to mention let's deal with the meta of what final fantasy is known for. It is known over and over for Gaiaism and the earth itself protecting itself. The calamity tying into this makes far more sense than "Someone heard a scary noise and it caused a chain reaction". Either they fucked up the world by abusing creation magick or Lavos is mad or the planet is mad. Their own fears added to it. The way they clearly did so if they still held control is:
"I'm terrified of these horrible monsters in the next city. I am going to create a guardian to protect against the terrible monsters"
"Oh fuck I just created a terrible monster because I was thinking of them."
It wasn't "I am scared of the monsters in the neighboring city - oh fuck monsters just spawned in front of me"
Zenos would defeat him for us and be like "No one can fight my friend but me."
Minfilia was probably a shard of an Amaurotian as well. Probably a close friend to the WoL's Amaurotian form kind of like Hythlodaeus and was probably one of the Amaurotians that joined the WoL in summoning Hydaelyn.
I wasn't fucking mad Zenos beat WoL but WoL fucking beat Zenos Thancred didn't fucking beat Zenos nobody beat fucking Zenos but Thancred fucking beat pajeet AFTER WOL JOBBED TO PAJEET
>The HURDURR JOBBER HURR autism user is back again
Time to report him again
>I screenshotted almost every single one of them dialogue page by dialogue page.
prove it.
>The 14th was implied to be the WoL
Where, specifically? Because there was honestly no such thing. There is literally no mention of the identity of the 14th.
>And it was the 14th that was implied to be the one that initially proposed summoning Hydaelyn.
You'll have to point me to where that happened as well, because as far as I know the survivors of the calamity (and Zodiark's summoning) simply didn't like the idea of sacrificing the new world to Zodiark, no mention of a "14th" was made there.
>Hence why Hydaelyn favors (You) over everyone else.
There is FAR more nuance to it than that, the WoL is something that has had many incarnations over the years (they even mention it in the Ivalice nonsense), Hydlyn if anything seems to "favor" this particular incarnation over the others as well, so it's less to do with who the WoL is in the sense of being an Amaurotian and more with who or what YOU specifically are.
If that fucking pajeet bitch ain't dead Zenos better fucking kill that piece of shit pajeet Zenos fucking based Pa'jeet fucking trash Zenos better fucking kill Thancred too fuck that piece of shit bitch fucking Ishikawa wet for Thancred
dude you're going to have an aneurysm at this rate
>clear for one
>duty complete
>only one person in party
dunno what's worse, the people that keep making those pfs or the saps that join
>""""good""" shit
Is there anything about this expansion that is good beyond the story and music? It seems more like it would be a better movie than a video game the way you kids talk about it.
>If you have proof of this from Akademya then go ahead and post it.
All that happens in Akadaemia is that they bring Archaeotania from another country so Lahabrea can sate his autism for new creations and then it breaks out and lets all his other shit out with it.
>you will never have anyone as devoted to you as Zenos
Zenos is canonically weaker.
Don't, he'll just start ranting to the Jannie and they'll send him back.
Can I just solo PoTD to 50, or is it mind numbing?
One of the quests at the Ruby Sea required me to beat the 50th floor to accept it
I FUCKING DID AFTER PAJEET LIGHTNING BULLSHIT
and Alphinaud can't swim!
Not with that dick he's not.
>I did the fucking quests. I screenshotted almost every single one of them dialogue page by dialogue page. They mention that their initial concepts are dramatically altered, not that an errant thought causes a creation magick when there was no intent to do so. If you have proof of this from Akademya then go ahead and post it. I failed to screenshot from that dungeon, but from my recollection I did not see anything deviating from the rule that:
Why lie on the internet? There is a quest where some Amaurotian tell you to change your dress because it's too flashy, and tells you to get some robes from a different guy, it's explained that the robes where made too small by accident because the guy making them saw some children run by.
Maybe go over your "screenshots" again and apply some reading comprehension this time. Nobody is talking about mere errant idle thoughts causing things to happen, we're talking about Amaurotians trying to create something and making something other than what they intended due to getting distracted or losing focus, pay fucking attention.
Is the whole "can't swim" thing a Japanese joke that just doesn't translate well? Because I don't get it.
They literally talk about how the consul of 14 had a missing member and how it's was worrying because of the crisis
>the sheer pride and joy Alisaie seems to feel over Alphinaud being unable to swim
It's kind of pathetic, frankly
That's right! Alphinaud can't swim!
he can't swim but alisaie can swim even though alphinaud can't swim but alisaie can swim and urianger can't swim but alisaie can even though alphinaud and urianger can't swim
Lolorito has nothing to do with being a villain, his plan during the end of ARR was for the country;s own good and did it serve its purposes. You pain him a villain because you simply dont like his approach of politic, but that has nothing to do with evil.
To be fair Alphinaud outclasses her in pretty much everything so she's definitely insecure.
HE
CAN'T
SWIM
>So BLM fireballs are him literally chucking parts of himself at the enemy too?
BLMs barely use their own aether
>You healing someone is literally you filling them with yourself and closing their wounds with literally parts of you?
Kind of, if you did the conjurer questline you'll see that the feel the person feels while being healed differs from person to person.
>Are tanks even themselves anymore after a dungeon or are they just a copy of you given how much of your aether you imbued them with?
That's exaggeration.
YAAAAAASSS DANCER SISTERS WOOO!!
She plays a RDM, of course she's insecure.
Who does? The dialogue in the hall of "epic debates" talks about how there's rumored to be a 14th member of the council soon, not that there always was one and that they've gone missing. That also makes no fucking sense because the guy that summons Hydlyn wouldn't have gone missing during the crisis but afterward.
>Alphinaud outclasses her in pretty much everything
Alphy's a prissy bookworm who's canonically afraid of the dark, heights, and water.
It's funny when Estinien basically tells him to go wait in the corner while the 'real' fighters kill Nidhogg. And he does. And he cries about it.
What's with the singular autist screaming about Pajeets and WoL jobbing? Haven't been to the threads lately because of spoilers.
Are you okay?
Alphinaud succeeds at his own Sohr Khai trial later though. He leveled up.
He has a few fears, so what? He is incredibly talented and can more than hold his own in a fight.
WoL jobs to a fucking random pajeet piece of shit named Pa'jeet. Thancred solos the fucking pajeet in duty quest. Stupid bitch Ishikawa write Thancred as stronger than the fucking WoL. WoL doesn't do shit he's a fucking bitch this expansion.
it's just an autist who now regularly throws a shitfit about how thancred is LiTeRaLlY stronger than we are because he knocked ran'jit down once, at the cost of nearly killing himself. bait, most likely, since people fall for it every thread
The mission where you are collecting info. Instead of speed reading and skimming, take your time
>That's exaggeration.
But how many dungeons, how many trials? How much does a tank become more and more of the person that's healing him over the course of their adventures? We need to know!
Also where the fuck does the fairy heals aether come from? Not from you obviously, and the fairy never seems to run out... so what the fuck?!
delete samurai
>Where, specifically?
As I said, there's only implications, not outright stated. As you uncover the WoL's Amaurotian heritage, it's kind of implied you're the 14th because you were already in the Registry, you gain full access to the Capital where only those of the Convocation can have access to, Hythlodaeus seems to give a hint that you were Emet-Selch's friend on the convocation with him, and of course Emet-Selch having a big hint of hesitation when he sees your Amaurotian form for a second.
>You'll have to point me to where that happened as well
I think it was the Aether current sidequest in the debate hall. The pair of Amaurotians talking outside the hall were talking about how Convocation was going to go about dealing with the Apocalypse and how the 14th member was disagreeing with what the rest of the Convocation were doing. But I might be remembering it wrong.
>Alphinaud didn't get to impress Alisaie with his firewood collecting skills
This. Fuck SAM and FUCK KATANAS!
Well said my fellow Ascian brethren.
I have, which is particularly why I am asking. They mention the council of 13 throughout Amaurot, there is no council of 14 at the period of this snapshot Emet made.
>EN
>I can swim well enough, how about you alisaie
>Oh like a fish, in contrast to my doggy paddling brother.
>The boy just isn't very buoyant.
files.catbox.moe
>JP
>he can't swim but alisaie can swim even though alphinaud can't swim but alisaie can swim and urianger can't swim but alisaie can even though alphinaud and urianger can't swim
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It's not fucking bait fuck you did WoL lose to the fucking pajeet or not. Dumb fuck. Did Thancred win over pajeet or not. Dumb fuck. Did we only beat fucking pajeet after Thancred weaken him or not. Dumb fuck. It's in the fucking game dumb fuck.
Oh, I've seen it happen on screen. Didn't care one way or another, but I just question just how specialized of a troll you have to be to make something out of this.
SURELY he's not unironically fuming about this in every thread?
user please... I'm on my knees... begging... please stop...
>Also where the fuck does the fairy heals aether come from?
From you dumbass. She consumes your own aether through your job crystal.
show me your hand so i know you are not a pajeet
When based Zenos fucks her and absorbs her powers it will be daddy Zodiark the one who will helps us kill them for good.
I just did the Amaurot stuff today and I distinctly remember one of the Amaurotine saying a member of the Convocation of Fourteen is stepping down. They speculate that they're unable to handle the stress of dealing with the Crisis.
I think its the ones who says that the likes of Emet-Selch and Mitron and Lahabrea have become indistinguishable from their positions on the Convocation.
I didn't write that shit blame Ishikawa ffs she made WoL a fucking jobber bitch
Yeah there is pal
All you have to do in the dungeons is follow Urianger and everything turns out okay.
he usually doesn't continue sperging out unless somebody breaks down and responds to him, once that happens it's a thread-long tirade and random responses to random posters about jobbing, pajeets and the story is ruined and ishikawa is a whore cunt bitch slut [insert rambling incel manifesto here]
If absorbing does happen getting Zodiark's power instead would be good shit.
>ex roulette
>get amourot
>someone says "wow I don't remember this place"
>images that didn't age well
>Implying when Elidibus tricks some people into accidentally summoning Zodiark as "the true light" or some shit that we won't do a sickass rival team-up with our bro Zenos to kick both their asses then have a final showdown with nothing but our own strength
Is there a site where i can see a gallery of every weapon?
Yoshida lala has twintails, not ponytail.
You fucking defending that shit? You fucking defending WoL a jobber bitch now? You fucking defending that pajeet shit?
Indeed, artist did a oopsie.
wowfugees, man
they pay attention to literally nothing except raid mechanics and crafting if they need the food
just don't let them get to you
What is GNB supposed to meld?
The one on the right gives me the biggest boner
I was not lying, you're being intentionally obtuse you dumb faggot. You're the one recalling anecdotally, I'm the one looking at the direct dialogue.
>I was attempting to conceive a white haired lion
Then
>All of a sudden this exquisite eagle alighted on the nearby railing, giving me quite the shock, and dramatically altering my initial concept
i.imgur.com
>In this instance, a gaggle of children was passing by as I held the image of the robes in my mind's eye. SImply by becoming aware of their presence was the form influenced and the final product changed.
Both times they sought to create something. The mere thought of something else did not make them create against their will. It transformed what they intended to create. Your'e a liar because all of the "herpderp the apocalypse was caused by people imagining spooky things" people are talking about mere errant idle thoughts creating horrors and monstrosities. "I think of a monster, ergo I create a monster even though I did not wish to create anything". All the Amaurotines on the subject contradict this. Creation magicks requires conscious application, and is easily twisted by the slightest distraction. The screaming takes away control and causes exclusively negative thoughts and feelings to manifest. This makes those who still might have control summon a monster by accident when they did not intend do, but this is not the genesis of the calamity. It is a symptom of it. The cause is the abuse of their creation magicks twisting reality to the breaking point, or jenova/lavos, or Gaiaism raging at such abuses. It is not errant fear creating a snowballing calamity.
Pajeet is a MONSTER, Thancred didn't weaken him since he fights at full strength against the WoL later, who the WoL effortlessly beats. The WoL can get caught off guard but they are still the best fighter there is.
>it's kind of implied you're the 14th because you were already in the Registry
No, it's not even implied, it's outright stated Emet made arrangements, they literally tell you that Emet specifically put you on the god damn registry.
>you gain full access to the Capital where only those of the Convocation can have access to
Again, because you were invited, they make repeated mention of this.
>Hythlodaeus seems to give a hint that you were Emet-Selch's friend on the convocation with him
No, he recognizes that your soul has a particularly unique, specific "colour" and makes no real assessment as to what that means, only that Emet would know this too, and that Ardbert is very much a part of the same whole.
>and of course Emet-Selch having a big hint of hesitation when he sees your Amaurotian form for a second.
This could mean a great many things, assuming this means you're the 14th isn't just grasping, it's reaching.
> The pair of Amaurotians talking outside the hall were talking about how Convocation was going to go about dealing with the Apocalypse and how the 14th member was disagreeing with what the rest of the Convocation were doing. But I might be remembering it wrong.
You are. Here is where they talk about the 13 potentially becoming the 14 in the near future. The schism between the Amaurotians didn't happen until after Zodiark was summoned (possibly because the summoners got tempered and the rest of the Amaurotians wanted none of that)
They don't even pay attention to raid mechanics because relying on DBM for over a decade has destroyed any ability they might have had to recognize and react to mechanics on their own. Seriously, WoW players are always the worst fucking players in every static I've ever had.
>mfw Hades in Trial Roulette
>"Oh hey I don't remember this, is this some post-story version?"
>Get him down enough for the second phase
>Realize in my initial fight against him I accidentally forgot to turn off Join Party In Progress and wound up in a party that had a rage quitter in the second phase
I never felt more retarded before than I did realizing that.
yes
>Fuck Magnus
I will
me too user, me too
S K I L L - S P E E D
K
S
Why the fuck WoL job to him first fight tho you can't defend that fucking pajeet lightning
Pls respond
>get T9 as a roulette
I'd sooner kill myself before I'd have to explain to idiots how to do meteors and golems.
did you cry when zenos stunned you in stormblood
>point attention towards the autist
>tons of new replies for him to rub his nips at
Fuck, sorry guys. But you yourselves really should know better.
I did an ex roulette and got a sprout healer and tank in akadaemia aynder
>Pull aggro off the tank during the first pull
>tank tells me to wait so they can set their AoE macro
>healer doesn't DPS
>SAM in group single targets and is a mentor
The objective was to rescue the oracle, not delete everyone from the enemy base. Plus at that moment we only thought eulmore were dickheads, not sineater dickheads.
Skill speed.
THANCRED NEVER SOLOED ZENOS FFS
ploopy
Because Pajeet catches the WoL off guard and uses an attack strong enough to stun them. WoL isn't impervious to stuns. Later fights with Pajeet has him use the exact same attacks but to no effect.
Remember when Zenos took you down single-handed not once, but twice?
So now that it's confirmed that the next classes to be added will be a caster and a healer, what would you like to see?
WE SHOULD FUCKING DESTROY PAJEET WE WERE ON OUR FUCKING KNEES LIKE BITCHES BUT THANCRED SOLOED HIM LATER FUCK THAT SHIT STUPID FUCKING ISHIKAWA MAKING WOL A FUCKING WEAK ASS BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WE DO THIS EXPANSION FUCKING NOTHING
>you're being intentionally obtuse
He says, after providing evidence of the very thing I've been saying all this time. There's no shame in admitting you where fucking dead wrong buddy.
>The mere thought of something else did not make them create against their will. It transformed what they intended to create.
This is a goalpost of your own making buddy, no one mentioned "creating against their will" at any time, except for you, because this is your attempt at salvaging your retardation after you discovered you where wrong. Making a stawman and pretending you where arguing against something entirely different.
>It is not errant fear creating a snowballing calamity.
I quote; "Just as prayer gives rise to primals, our fear..."
It's not a stretch to think that them losing control of their emotions also made them lose control of their powers, considering what is said here.
Is there a way to not queue with sprouts? I don't mind teaching retards but when these retards feel like bots and are dumb shit retarded even when you tell them what to do is getting on my nerves. STOP SINGLE TARGETING IN BIG PULLS YOU FUCK.
Blue Mage
It's going to be arithmetician, yoshida already said he wants to see that job in the game so he might have a rough idea of how he wants it ingame already.
He's mad that Thancred was able to get Ran'jit to retreat instead of getting a hole punched through him, even though it was a battle of ideals concerning Ryne, Thancred was on the edge of death at the end of it regardless and ultimately it'd ruin the Trust System for later dungeons because your only tank would be dead to appease the headcanon of some autist juggling power levels in his head.
The WoL literally soloes Pajeet in Eulmore and doesn't need any of Thancred's bullshit to fight him.
Thancred literally admits before the fight that he can never be your equal because he has to prepare for anything he does, whilst you the WoL doesn't need to prepare since they are that powerful.
THANCRED
NEVER
BEAT
ZENOS
RETARD
>finally get to gotham city
>it's just full of mystery niggas
Did they watch the memes and then make the DLC?
did you cry when three random no-name adventurers kill zenos with you at the end of ala mhigo even though you're the warrior of light
As what?
Silly user, next class is going to be a ranged.
prolific in using their time on a game, shit at actually playing the game.
I think they should do a DBZ crossover event and add a Goku costume for the power-level autists that genuinely think like the caricature that shitposter has going.
Arithmetician was always a healer on every FF game.
It was fucking retarded fuck your ideals fuck that shit WOL SHOULD BE FUCKING STRONGER THAN FUCKING THANCRED FUCK ISHIKAWA THAT FUCKING WHORE CUNT
Sage could be either
I'd like to see a chemist healer though.
CHEMIST HEALER
>but we got alchemist ex dee
K Y S
Y
S
user I...
PAPALYMO NEVER SOLOED ZENOS
i said three random adventurers, not papalymo
>there's a quest called "Mystery Miners"
I bet Koji browses Yea Forums,
>that time Thancred solo'd Arbert in the Forelands and then WoL lost to Arbert in the Bowl of Embers
lol
Blue mage for real this time
But Papalymo did solo Shinryu, what are you talking about?
>every FF game.
>chemist healer
This would be great because there'd finally be a reason for all those fucking potions.
You literally just said Papalymo.
zenos wasn't possessing shinryu at the time of papalymo sealing him
Why the fuck do you people still argue with him?
>Fights Ran'jit at full power and nearly dies just getting him to leave, and would've died if Ryne hadn't made him that final hailmary cartridge
vs
>Fights Ran'jit at full power and wipes the floor with him on his home turf
Yeah lmao I guess Thancred really is stronger considering the moment we were fighting Ran'jit properly we fucking sent him back to his dead kids without needing a miracle cartridge to bail us out and he did just to survive.
pretty sneaky sis
>that time the WoL got slept by the amal'jaa and then raped in the Bowl of Embers
Huh, thought they were in more than tactics.
Yea but the WoL could only beat Shinryu because Papalymo softened him up!
I thought the same but the giga Talos really changed my mind on a lot of that. You have no idea how refreshing it was to actually see the settlements go "we'll find some way to repay you, promise" and then actually follow through on that.
I love Fray, but that moment really shoved it in his face that the problem is Eorzea, not everyone.
Reminder that this expansion is ff8's expansion. Secondaries need not apply.
RanCHAD woul;d have been able to solo Ifrit
I liked that they called it a Guardian Force
That lalafell though
That's because they were saved by the Warrior of Darkness. Darkness is Astral, the polarity of activity. The Light is passivity, and Eorzea was saved by the Warrior of Light.
Delete Ast and make a real Time mage
>cutscene skipper
GUK BROS RISE UP
Been working on a homebrew FF setting. Decided that the obligatory oppressive empire is based on mysidia, and since they're already mystic knights and they embrace technology instead of rejecting it like the rest of the world, that Emperor Minwu and the Royal Guard use gunblades.
>24 man ff8 SHIVA
Fucking delete this spoiler
Is spellspeed so important for a blackmage that all gear should have it and it should be melded or is it just something that's not completely useless?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PAPALYMO SOLOED ZENOS WOL NEVER SOLOED ZENOS MY POWER LEVELS
I can't believe Lyse murdered him so she could take credit for Zenos's death, they were best friends before she took off her mask.
Deepest lore.
Everyone liked her until she took off the mask.
give me Hanakana in this expansion then I'll be happy
I think you mean 8-man
but yeah, hype.
Necromancer/void mage and Chemist.
You just know.
>tfw you will never force Alphinaud to cum inside over and over for hours on end
Why even live?
Necromancer will never happen. It wasn't added to XI because it never fit the MC, and it won't fit the WoL because they are the same person.
Papalymo actually was the most magically adept Archon of the Scions. Only Urianger (and Louisoix in Legacy) had his number on that.
this is your raid bosses bro
Before she took off the mask she was a derpy idiot that followed Papalymo around like a loyal puppy, she did what she did best, get in and out of scraps.
Then she somehow became leader of a movement she was never a part of and never seemed to care for, the only interesting member of the duo was killed off and the moron was left to do anything except what she did best (when not in Doma anyway, which is also where she actually wasn't insufferable)
I always remember there being way more GFs than that and I'm shocked every time I replay.
>Level 90 MCH gets a dog launcher as a skill
>Side quest is about a young inventor and her eager to help dog so she finds a way to implement her dog into her greatest creation while you befriend a puppy who ran away from garleans who killed its former owners
>Tfw Gaius is gonna fucking job to Zenos and die
Lame
What's wrong with this bitch's face?
Alphinaud is for Alisaie
This is Pa'jeet, master of Gookmutt and slayer of cucks. Say something nice about him.
The next expansion will feature a ranged DPS and a caster DPS. Arcanist's focus on DoTs will be changed to circular AoE attacks, and while this will have little effect on Scholar it will render Summoner closer to how it behaves in older titles. This focus on DoTs will be translated over to Necromancer, the new caster. Though we debated heavily on whether it should learn Dark Arts in the same manner as Blue Mage, per Final Fantasy V Advance and later releases, we've come to the conclusion that it cannot wreak the same kind of havoc on raids and other balanced endgame content as Blue Mage potentially could, and so it will not be limited.
The new ranged will be Cannoneer, using Combine to achieve a wide array of ranged-damage effects (as well as some support effects), with a damage-output somewhere between Bard and Dancer (closer to Bard). Three ingredient skills with a Blitzshot, Buckshot and Blastshot modifier skill allows for a wide array of potential abilities and power-levels depending on your current needs. We think fans of authenticity will be pleased by its Open Fire area-of-effect skill.
Please look forward to it.
>job
Probably.
>die
Nah, Estinien will lolrescue him.
Estinien was with him, and there's no way Zenos could beat Estinien.
>Gaius giving a single fuck about Varis who was going to use chemical weapons
>Gaius getting emotional and running in flailing wildly
there were a couple others (Odin, Phoenix, Gilgamesh) but they triggered independently. A couple were also items, like the chocobo or the moogle.
>no no no save me vauthry
>aaaaaaaa my daughters
dragon scarf transformation was cool as shit.
>Alisae laughing at Alphinaud as you cuck him because she craves your crystal so hard she can barely hold in her jealousy when someone else says something remotely flirty
probably half of them will be pruned, we fought the exactly look alike Diablo. I wager you 100% you have to fight Ultemecia because of time compress shenanigan, and she is canonically semi alive in an endless timeloop.
>loses to Thancred but not WoL
Your daughters all died because you're a terrible teacher and you failed to protect them, you're such a miserable wretch that you spent the last of your days trying to sabotage the efforts of your betters just so avoid having to come to terms with how much of a failure you've been all this time.
Cool stache tho.
You know what would've fixed him IMO? If he was the current WoL of the First.
Don't forget
>Gaius giving a single fuck about Varis who declared him a traitor and deserter with kill on sight orders.
He's still a Garlean bro, he cares about the fact that his Emperor is being attacked
He's the reason I don't have eyebrows, isn't he?
I just finished black mage. Which should I level up next?
The Emperor is Garlean itself, with his death it would send the country into chaos.
He shouldn't give a fuck about Varis after he turned to black rose. He faithfully served Solus his entire life and then turned his back on him for approving the Meteor Project.
RDM to finish your casters.
Gaius probably thought Varis was just getting manipulated by the Ascians Just like he was and wanted to save him from that.
Gaius cares more about not plunging Garlemald into civil war because of Ascian scheming than he does Varis I think
Damn man, how the fuck do you have time to get 5 classes to 80 already. NEETcuck?
Now a bloody civil war is inevitable.
I kept thinking he looks like Revolver Ocelot, and then he says "that stance..."
And I thought he was voiced by Frampt from Dark Souls, but it's Vermintide's Bardin, the dwarf.
I want Chemist and Gambler.
CHM could use syringe gun and go around lower potency instant heals. Can use Mudra-like Mix commands to apply buffs and debuffs.
GMB would be another ranged, using "Gambling Sets" of cards and dice that are hurled at the opponent. Based on rng wrapped around more rng within rng. Their 1-2-3 could finish with drawing playing card that is the jobs obligatory gauge. You essentially play Blackjack with those cards, the closer to 21 your hand is without going over makes the potency of one of your oGCDs stronger. Weaponskills have varying possible potencies with varying chances for each. Their rotation is based around using abilities to give the best odds of rolling the highest potency for each weaponskill.
Fishing.
Do it.
Not him but roulettes + FATE grinding is fucking fast. I'd be stunned if it didn't get nerfed in upcoming patches.
no, into the joke bench with BLU you go.
I forgot BLU existed. What a trainwreck.
One of the tanks, PLD or GNB
Next expansion will be healer expansion mark my words. Our Poster WoL boy will wear that healer gown proudly.
What are some good glams that are slightly lewd but not slutglams like Shisui?
Muh Gukumatz
This is why you're not on the dev team, that's the worst design I've ever seen.
There is absolutely no reason to have dialogue about the 14th member stepping down in disagreement with the Zodiark plan unless they're going to be, or are, someone important. You don't add information like that if it's going to just be throwaway dialogue.
The posterboy job will never be a caster, except maybe RDM, and even that is really unlikely
It's very amusing that their only real value is literally killing themselves.
is yoshida's lala legal
>just missed special fate because of FUCKING CONGESTION
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SPAWN THIS SHIT YOURSELF? I WANT TO SOLO IT.
>all of this Viera ERP recently
I am in heaven.
C-C-C-C
what's the action
Did they make her with a different character editor?
She looks out of place, like if she was from another game.
>tfw missed the special FATEs multiple times because of filthy world-hopping faggots
blue mage
>CHM could use syringe gun
I prefer the idea of tossing healing smoke bombs, or erlenmeyer flasks you fill with different mixtures on the fly.
OMBO BREAKER
>DPS-Tier disposable population.
for the first week maybe. people who don't tank will not play it for long
XIV threads around this time are so comfy.
How do you feel about Arenvald winning the Fordolabowl?
>Transforms with his dragon scarf
>"An old ranger trick heheh"
here comes dat boi
Our Echo bro deserved it.
They won't add another Healer until they fixed the 3 we had so they are all "Balanced". So never., Blame the state of AST on HW release for that.
FFT Math Nerd will be a Extra Job, since while they heal they could also murderalize everything and honestly are kinda in the same boat as BLU in that to truly make the Job justice and still keep it "Balanced" it needs its own special sphere to work in..
I feel like he can do much better
How old is the WoL
Better him than me. Mine wasn't stretched out by Zenos' Garlean ponger for twenty years straight.
>focus on DoTs will be translated over to Necromancer, the new caster
As was originally intended.
As old as Emet-Selch and their fellow Amaurotians.
Somewhere between 18 and 70
cinematic wol = mid 20s
your wol = whatever you want it to be
There's no reason to believe that's the WoL though, especially since there's no real way that the 14th would have made Hydy without sacrifice.
In fact, it's very likely that Hydy isn't the same kind of entity that Zodiark is, since 3/4th of all Amaurotians where already sacrificed to Zodiark it seems rather unlikely they'd just make another version of it but opposite which can then match it in battle and split it in pieces.
Chances are Hydy is merely a facet of Zodiark, and the inner struggle of it all caused a split. We know Emet's earlier comments on Amaurotians never disagreeing as they did with Zodiark and Hydy cannot be taken literally as the hall of debates already shows they did disagree quite frequently and adamantly, but this was something unique.
Regardless, it seems rather foolish to think we have all the pieces already. It's certainly not impossible that the WoL was the 14th, but so far there has been little to no actual evidence pointing to it.
Outside of the hadoken move, what really cool big flashy move did MNK get? I mean half the jobs are fucking stand users at this point and all monk can STILL do is punch,punch,kick. The job really NEEDS some more big flashy moves. I mean it doesn't even have a rapid punch move, in an anime style game, I mean wtf.
where do I get this costume? I need it. I hope it's not some cash shop bullshit
is the WoL a virgin? I think the twist of them being ascians and living that long must mean they must not be.
did Ardbert fuck that lala?
Rune Fencer as meele mage
Do a special FATE in the Tempest like 2-3 times
>You are. Here is where they talk about the 13 potentially becoming the 14 in the near future.
>Hm? 'Twould seem the Hall is host to a most precocious visitor this day. And what, pray tell, shall be the subject of our discussion, young one?
>Ah..the Convocation and their handling of the coming peril. 'Tis only natural that you should have questions.
>Shall we begin with the members themselves? As all know, the Fourteen are the wisest and most puissant among us. They are the stewards of order, responsible for decisions which keep this star turning season after season.
>Be it the speaker, Lahabrea, or the emissary, Elidibus, each seat is occupied by an elected sage of surpassing intellect.
>Lohgrif, Mitron, Emet-Selch... Their individual titles have, as a gesture of respect and a matter of tradition, become synonymous with their incumbents.
>Thus it is with great incredulity that I greet this recent rumour that a seat in the Convocation is soon to be left vacant.
>If proven true, 'twould be an unprecedented development--and testament to the immense pressure under which our saviors are toiling... In any event, I for one am confident they shall deliver our star unto salvation.
Boy, I can't wait for the years and years of lore "debates" caused solely by people with no memory and awful reading comprehension.
Dumb fucking weeaboo
>there are people, possibly in this very thread, who didn't choose the artist Alphinaud and his assistants
truly disgusting.
Yes, WoL cares not for the pleasures of the flesh
No, Ardbert never stuck it in the potato
where do you get the gunbreaker barding?
Ardbert was based, no way he'd be a pedophile and fuck the dwarf.
Im done doing trial roulette for tomestones after watching both tanks ignore adds during normal Titania until they killed both healers. They weren't even the big adds the little ones were just sitting on the healers and neither tank noticed.
Alphinaud is my assistant, fuck you.
I chose that, and I'm glad I did. It was amazing.
Was this guy's name Golden Gawd? Because I ran a dungeon with someone in that same getup with that name yesterday
>did Ardbert fuck that lala?
No, her questline ends with her once more repeating how thirsty she was for his cock.
I'm pretty sure none of the WoL's on any of the shards nor any previous incarnations ever got laid.
The way it is spoken, Alisaie is emphasizing it to take a jab at her brother. Spoken, it's like
>Alphinaud can't swim
>That's right, ALPHINAUD CAN'T SWIM
Directly translated to english and read off a script, it seems rather dull and redundant.
There is some eternally assfrustrated autismo here on the level of ACfag that can't help but bring that up without any context in every fucking thread. I think he's trying to argue that Koji's meme localization is better for it.
there is no gunbreaker barding
Special fate chain that drops an item you need to collect and give to a particular vendor
Before he died Ardbert was a neutron star dense anime MC, the sexy potato never had a chance
I'm currently on Heavensward and ready to buy a boost, because I'm desperate to be able to participate in these threads.
I've gotten Lakshmi twice in a row and it's impossible to tell people to Vril when they have to.
that's pathetic desu
look it's you Yea Forums
>Kholusia shout chat is shitposting about gamer girl bath water while waiting for the FATE to spawn
there is, it's in the patch notes
Healer with mudras could be cool. Oh wait
>Hm? 'Twould seem the Hall is host to a most precocious visitor this day. And what, pray tell, shall be the subject of our discussion, young one?
>Ah..the Convocation and their handling of the coming peril. 'Tis only natural that you should have questions.
>Shall we begin with the members themselves? As all know, the Thirteen are the wisest and most puissant among us. They are the stewards of order, responsible for decisions which keep this star turning season after season.
>Be it the speaker, Lahabrea, or the emissary, Elidibus, each seat is occupied by an elected sage of surpassing intellect.
>Lohgrif, Mitron, Emet-Selch... Their individual titles have, as a gesture of respect and a matter of tradition, become synonymous with their incumbents.
>Thus it is with great incredulity that I greet this recent rumour that a seat in the Convocation is soon to be left vacant.
>If proven true, 'twould be an unprecedented development--and testament to the immense pressure under which our saviors are toiling... In any event, I for one am confident they shall deliver our star unto salvation.
Huh?
Christ, GNB is fucking fun as hell.
If you skip the story, you won't be able to properly appreciate pretty much anything in ShB
BRD BLM SMN
which should be my first DPS to 80
PLEASE HELP!
>main NIN but try out SMN
>no longer have to worry about positioning, and dodging is fairly easy
>can raise people during panic situations
>shoving dots at things is fun, and having a giant Bahamut and Phoenix is cool
Well shit
based
>people immediately leaving after one wipe
>a wipe that was almost a kill
>as in less than 1%
Why do people do this?
They were repeating some copy pasted dating advertisement earlier.
Don't.
Can't I just get the skinny on the wiki or something? I WANT TO BE PART OF THE CLUB.
Don't you piece of shit, the foundation is important
>stopped reading
>at the end
Nice
Heavensward is the best, don't miss out on Aymeric.
Skippers are banned for life user.
You mean this? It's called deepshadow barding and is from shared fates in lakeland. It's not gunbreaker related.
I see many people saying DRK is fun now. I'm at level 55 or so with mine. When does it get fun?
I still miss the good old HW DRK, that was one of the most fun jobs I ever played
No, skippers are not welcome
Fucking hell.
If you buy a boost you won't be able to participate because you won't understand shit.
Thanks.
>There are people who didn't say "The artist Alphinaud and his assistants."
>There are people who didn't say "It ends this day, one way or another, it all ends."
>There are people who didn't call the Exarch by name
Every 71-80 dungeon as tank (PLD) so far:
>enemies are behind walls or don't spawn before the earlier group is dead, have to explain this every time to one of the first timer "zzzz..." players
>or small group needs to be pulled to a slightly too big group for a netflix healer to handle, so it's convalescence spam
>can't really use magic phase before it becomes instant (because no auto attacks for sheltron) so damage feels even more pitiful
>environmental aoes
>more environmental aoes
>fuckhuge boss that doesn't have aoe markers, and the tells are obscured in melee because the camera doesn't pull back far enough
>one of the mobs is tethered to the BLM
Every 15-70 dungeon:
>even with a sprout team everything is too easy, and bosses die before their final phases kick in
>there are people who didn't go kupo
It's pure suffering until you get The Blackest Night.
No, there's probably special barding for them, there's special barding for DNC as well but you need to complete shared fates in every region to be able to buy it.
Yeah that. Fuck, looks like I'm doing fates. Thanks bro.