ITT: times you acted like the Joker in vidya
I'll start.
>play a stealth game
>get detected
>continue playing and dealing with the consequences of my mistake instead of reloading a save
THROW AWAY THE KEY
ITT: times you acted like the Joker in vidya
Luke Flores
Parker Taylor
>be me, new job training
>place is sjw leftist soicuck general
>ton of cute girls, handful of cool bro dudes but mostly just out of shape betas
>in training I notice there’s a trans (xy) kid
>wears these black boots
>Whiny voice
>a little snobby, everything about him screams antifa
>start looking for things to hate about him because I’m bored in training
>looking at his stuff (they made us use clear backpacks for safety reasons kek)
>all he brought was a switch and his games
>during break see it sitting alone eating a sandwich with crosses legs
>walk over and introduce myself
>Hey I saw you playing a switch earlier right?
>....yeah......
>oh sweet! Do you have smash bros? Wanna load it up and catch these hands real quick?
>sets up his switch, hands me a controller
>proceed to wipe the floor and 3 stock this beta soiboy cuck
>spends the rest of the day stink faced and calling me a stupid faggot
I should laugh but I cry
Angel Campbell
no, fuck you
Adam Smith
>"Press the start button to continue."
>press select instead
TOGETHER WE CAN SHOW THE WORLD WHAT WE CAN DO
Nathaniel Reyes
>I play smash
He's right, you are a stupid faggot
Julian Myers
>Game says to make a character
>Use default selection
HERE WE GO FOR THE 100TH TIME
Zachary Reyes
You sound like a chaser.
Carter Williams
Ah fuck you, leatherman
Xavier Mitchell
>play capture the flag
>get the flag
>don't capture it
HE'S HACKING HE'S WACKING HE'S SMACKING
Jack Gonzalez
Aiden Lewis
That isn't a video game blogposting faggot
Christian Torres
oh man is this an epic new meme
James Richardson
>play overwatch
>get killed by fucking bullshit
>say NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER into the mic
>get banned
Worth it
Logan Lee
>splat some dualie fag with my h-3
>squid bag them
SOMEBODY STOPP ME!!
Mason Morris
>play circuit race
>drive the wrong way
COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS
Jayden Myers
>>place is sjw leftist soicuck general
stopped reading there, dilate
Nolan Smith
>playing Smash
>team battle
>I die first, teammate still has 2 stocks
>wait until he's just about to pass the blastzone to take a stock from him
ON THAT DAY WHEN THE SKY FELL AWAY
OUR WORLD CAME TO AN END
Nathan James
>Teammates want me to do something
>Don't
LOCK THE DOOR AND HIDE THE KEY CUZ IF I GET LOOSE YOU WONT CATCH ME
Dylan Rivera
>play tf2
>build teleporter next to a cliff
if you're good at something, never do it for free
Liam Sullivan
Lol can you still do this in online racing games??? I use to do this and try to crash head on into people all the time. Haven’t played a racing game in forever
Nicholas Johnson
Benjamin Moore
Fuck you toxic fag
Christian Bennett
>Pay monthly subscription to an MMO for years
>Play it as a single player game the entire time
LOSING MY SIGHT LOSING MY MIND
Hunter Walker
rent free
Xavier Perry
Yeah, some will try and cuck you by respawning you though
Ryder Diaz
>Buy video games
>Never play them
I DID MY TIME AND I WANT OUT
Christopher Campbell
You posted a /pol/ image, m8
Oliver Rodriguez
>play csgo every day
>1000+ hours on main gn3
>download free cheats
>use them on all my accounts
>get all of them vacced and lose 100+ worth of skins
i used to think my life was a tragedy, now i've realized it's a comedy
Jose Edwards
>be playing TF2 as sniper
>popping niggas's heads left and right
>i'm on a fucking roll right now I'm so good at this game
>"some dipshit: uhh guys i think user is hacking"
>"me: no im not you're just bad"
>i actually am hacking
LOCK ME UP
Nathaniel Wilson
>Finish a game
>Start a thread on Yea Forums to promote productive and intelligent discussion about it
Brody Cruz
Oh fuck off, anti-nigger shit is universal to Yea Forums.
Cameron Sullivan
based dellor
Joshua Ramirez
I see you got here in 2016, tourist.
Samuel Cook
>desmotivaciones.es
This brings me back to a simpler, cringier time.
Matthew Green
SOMEBODY STOP HIM
Christopher Roberts
>play a game with a generous time limit
>fuck around until the time runs out and get a bad ending
GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY NOW
Jaxon Green
>lose two sets against random in casual MK
>win the third
>teabag until fatality timer runs out
>next opponent
I JUST WANTED A PEPSI
Jaxon Rivera
>complete quest
>murder quest giver before I get the reward
KILLING IN THE NAME OF
Tyler Hill
I hope this cat is joking
Benjamin Phillips
YOUUURE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALY GONNA SAAAAY THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Matthew Brooks
>"Please name your character" screen pops up
>Enter "Faggot"
LIBERATE YOUR MIND YOU MOTHERFUCKER
Jordan Cox
>spend hundreds of dollars opening packs in MTGArena
>have all the best cards and enough crafting materials to make AAA+ top tier laddering decks
>Make jank decks and lose all day instead
Zachary Ortiz
>Mario Maker 2
>Go into multiplayer versus
>Level is selected where you get stuck between two blocks, a fire block and a one way wall
>The only way to go through is to wait for the P Switch to end its cycle so that you can enter the pipe. However Thwomps keep hitting unlimited P-Switches once you are under them
>Once everyone is in their place waiting for the P-Switch to end, I stay behind and make the Thwomps continuously hit the P-Blocks
>Everyone suffers and starts manically spinning, crouching etc saying "Oh no"
>Toad restarts and throws me into the fire. He goes in and on the last second, I start another P-Switch
>Toad throws me in the lava again and they just manage to escape with one faggot exclaiming "Nice work!"
From that day forward it's become my duty to troll Multiplayer Co-Op matches in Mario Maker 2 with levels that have keys (I just run away with the keys and everyone chases me (fucking great fun)) or On/Off blocks (Levels that include waiting for Koopas to get on blocks never get to the key cause I always stop them by rapids hitting the On/Off blocks while everyone else tries to grab me)
Caleb Ross
>enjoy playing co-op games with my friends
>they've been my friends for 20+ years
>they invite me to play battle royale games or mobas
>these games I deem beneath me and I pride myself on not playing garbage games
>tell them to fuck off and push them away
>now they don't want to play anything with me anymore
CAUSE INSIDE I REALIZE
THAT I'M THE ONE CONFUSED
Nathaniel Bell
>Play very fun game with great gameplay and deep story
>Enjoy every minute of the 60 hours I spent on it to reach the end
>Skip credits
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Brandon Harris
>gn3
>1k hrs
Life is a show and yours is a comedy
Jordan Evans
>Game thanks the player for playing
>I was watching a let's play
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
Joseph King
>game says "a controller is recommended"
>beat the game with keyboard anyway
DO YOU REMEMBER
THE 21ST NIGHT OF SEPTEMBER
Henry Gonzalez
>can't get a basic reference
Luke Rivera
>play DMC3 and get through all Vergil boss fights
>used Holy Water on him
LET THE BODIES HIT THE
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Parker Gomez
>Playing Pokemon
>Collect 30 rings, don't have enough
>Skip the bomb upgrade
>Find a sucker and lure them into the wilderness
>Raise their social link rank to 10
>Backstab them and steal their gold
>Use it to pay off my loan
EVERY DAY I'M SHUFFLING
Austin Wilson
>post in another joker thread
>report it afterwards
AND I SAY HEY
WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF DAY
Noah Hill
>announce a report
>get banned for it
ITS BEEN A HARD DAYS NIGHT
Tyler Ortiz
>Playing a class based multiplayer game
>Pick a valuable class and swap out my gear for a different class
RUN BABY RUN
FASTER THAN MY BULLET
Tyler Johnson
BR and MOBAs are trash. Not worth playing.