Switch Lite Colors

Why'd they pick these colors? None of these colors are currently associated with the switch and they aren't exactly popular colors. They had a turquoise 2ds as well. Grey makes sense but you'd think the other two would be the color of the switch joycons.

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The yellow one is supposed to be zelda triforce, the blue one is marios overalls

It's so you can spot them further away and avoid the person playing it.

I don't know, but I'm probably gonna get the yellow one. Liking orange and yellow is suffering, hardly anything ever comes in those colors, it's always black, blue and red.

The Switch Lite is for Pokémon.
>gold
>silver
>crystal
>inb4 remakes announced

ITS A KIDS TOY

Give me transparent purple.

the yellow one is extremely comfy (pardon my onions expression)

they should have just made it primer gray then you could paint it whatever color you want.

10 tear Minecraft anniversary (Diamond, Iron, Gold)

Give me the Switch Pro, you stingy fucks.

The black one is Kirby's cock

atomic purple would be great. they will never do that again though. jungle green would be dope too.

>but you'd think the other two would be the color of the switch joycons.
These things are made for children right? They probably don't want them to be joycon colors because a little kid could get confused and start bitching that the sides didn't come off like they were supposed to. You have to remember video games' core market is still very young children.

Holy shit, I KNEW those colors looked familiar

>None of these colors are currently associated with the switch
That's probably the point. They want to make it look as separate from the main Switch as possible so it looks distinctive.

That being said I like none of these colors. I want a black or dark red version.

And then the mom takes the thing back to Walmart because she doesn't know shit about video games and if little Timmy says the sides are supposed to come off, then they're supposed to come off.

Ill probably get the turquoise one until the switch pro/metroid prime themed one comes out.

so you cant detach joycons?

Because autists like bright things.

No, they're not joycons at all. They're just built in controls like any other handheld.

Nice Minecraft mod.

Grey = boy color
Turquoise = girl color
Yellow = gender neutral

That's why.

Did you even watch the reveal m8

>playing your switch in space

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>No red
>No transparent variants
literally
one job

dont know why they dont have black. gray is the only non-manchild option

this ffs

I don't know, maybe these are the colors they want to associate with the Switch Lite? Maybe they want it to have its own brand image instead of being identical to the regular Switch?

The DS Lite was white in its flagship model unlike the regular DS. It was far smoother and rounded and less "video gamey" than the original DS. It went for a different image which attracted a wider audience. However, apart from aesthetic, it was an undeniable upgrade in every way to the regular DS which made it attractive to people who may have preferred the more video gamey aesthetic of the original model.

The Switch Lite is for an audience that primarily plays in handheld mode, wants cheaper hardware, and doesn't care about options. It's the budget model for kids to replace their aging 3DS. Anyone who has an income and is personally interested in video games is of course going to purchase the regular Switch for themselves. Mom and Dad don't necessarily care about video games though so the Switch Lite seems like a nice cheap option for 9 year old Billy as a Christmas gift with the new Pokémon game.

In short, you have to be retarded to actually be upset about the Switch Lite because it's like getting upset that the 2DS exists. Oh wait, people did get upset when the original 2DS was announced and didn't comprehend that it was a budget model instead of an upgrade. I swear there's a lot of people with legitimate autism on this board. You can't fathom the idea of something that comes out later as not having all the bigger numbers. Seeing 2, 4, 7, 8, 6 just infuriates you.

Holy Shit!

Because this one is for kids. As much as people meme about all Nintendo things being for kids, the budget model is one actively aimed at children.

As much as I think this thing is fucking retarded, I love the Y2K as fuck blue one.

B-b-but it's coming out AFTER the Switch! Why would it be weaker? That's impossible! If it comes out after, it must mean it's replacing the original. But it isn't as powerful! I DON'T UNDERSTAND THIS!

possible places I've played the switch
>in the park (not the fucking skate park)
>on a ferry/train ride if my gf wants to do a quick hunt (MHGU)
>once while camping with normies playing you don't know jack
crazy shit only nintendo can dream of
>in space
>on mars
>anywhere in Europe

>mars

I wish

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I'm more annoyed by the white sticks/buttons than the colors they chose for the rest of it. I think I'd like all of them with black buttons.

The grey is just bog-standard

The pastel yellow and turquoise are probably just aping Apple iphone aesthetics, something they've been actively doing for decades now

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