HE'S HERE!
THAT'S HIM!
HE'S HERE!
how is the janny eating so good with no wage bros
>what's up guys mr. happy here
sucks dicks for hotpockets behind walmart
I can't believe Lyse was promoted to the new lord of Eulmore after Vaultry died
Imagine the smell
Wouldn't it be funny if he sat on you haha
Gotta make room for more switch light threads!
Gotta make room for more smash bros threads!
It's made of human.
Careful janny or you'll get a pay cut!
So, are we going back to arguing about healers?
E-celeb threads are part of Yea Forums society!
But they must subsist on vidya threads, LIVING vidya threads.
It's fucked up how similar he is to j*nny. The only difference is how he becomes /fit/
just make sure the thread also involves politics and some shitty wojak edit and then the mods will keep it on page 1 all day
>no wage
You're kidding right? Why would someone actually spend their precious time cleaning up this shithole without compensation? No one is that braindead right?
wtf I LOVE the switch light now?
ShB is a superb expansion almost entirely due to a simple fact - Lyse is nowhere to be seen in the First
There are literally 9 pokemon threads up right now.
>Going Home, Etika, Steve for Smash, Bing Bing Wahoo, SWITCH LITEā¢, Wojack, Pepe, hot pockets, Sony always wins, Anal Vore
Now the thread should survive Lord Jauntry
You were banned from my board for a particular post. What was it?
will I be able to play Ryza's atelier on it though?
Frankly would have been better if she joined gaius and esty in destroying the black rose production facilities and died along the way.
is there any reason to even bother with housing?
I don't know about arguing, but WHM in ShB feels like the game personally rewarding me for sticking with it all throughout SB.
Its made of sin.
If you have lots of money to waste and the desire to stay subscribed until the end of the game.
v-video games sir
Can I repeat this scene? I loved the WoL's reaction to it.
>every partyfinder for Titania EX uses his erroneous DPS south strat that he literally admitted was sub-optimal
>Every time I mention that if the DPS goes north they'll have more uptime on Puck I get told that fancy stratagies for farm parties
I can't wait for Hades and the bullshit he'll get people trained to do next.
Haha I wonder if Eulmore has a rape-torture-gore-snuff dungeon in it to satisfy the desires of its twisted patrons haha.
I'm starting to get sick of idiots leveling white mages in trial roulettes THEY NEVER FUCKING HEAL JUST CAST STONE ALL DAY AND WE WIPE FUCKING HEAL YOU CUNTS
I looked it up on the unending journey in the inn but you apparently can't.
off topic threads are a part of Yea Forums society, but they must be fed with videogames threads. living videogames threads.
I don't get it, doesn't she just follow the tanks though? Even if DPS went north she would go south?
>all Vieras people make are thick lipped niggers
>they consider the shit they made """beautiful"""
Not even cats had so many niggers.
no.
Is there a single fight that faggot hasn't ruined by spreading shit information about it?
>Adventurer in need is Tank
Umm what's this meme? I need it to go back to healer like it's supposed to be so I can get my bonus
um no heres another misery
Leave Elidibus to me.
Pretty sure he means for the adds phase.
How weak is WoL? Why is he a weak fucking jobber bitch?
He means the add phase specifically
>Vidya discussion? Here? What nonsense is this?
>his static is so shite they need dps north just to pass the dps check
In the add phase when her three buddies become giants, Puck will always stay north.
t.heterochromia highlight fem aura
>adventurers in need DPS
>nice I can get some quick queues then
>average waiting time 28 mins
what
They're forcing it, you'll still get instant qeues as a healer.
So this is what janny looks like? you told me he was a nigger Yea Forums. Hey janny are you ok?
What other fights has he ruined? The most infamous is probably SKIP SOAR
WoL's a fucking jobbing loser bitch piece of shit now
you think you were the only dps to queue when they saw that shit?
What's going in here.
More newfag zoomies complaining that their non-nintendo exclusive thread got deleted?
Lurk more
These are good posts.
Does sub-optimal strat really matter in a fight that can be well cleared before enrage with sub-optimal dps?
>he doesn't want more damage at no extra cost
some people are okay with settling for mediocrity I guess
That's three strikes in one post.
>pugging for more totems
>team keeps fucking up mechanics and needing to lb3 mid giant adds
>the dps is somehow so good that we clear 3 in a row with the same fuck ups
I wasn't even mad until I somehow got the blame despite doing it right every time
Do the PLD 80 job quest. There's something unique about how "weak" the WOL is.
Oh, now it makes sense. Yeah DPS north would be better since the AoE from the east add locks you south for 2 GCDs.
I only just started playing again last week after briefly trying it in 2013 but the amount of people I've seen so far that slather pig lipstick on their tranny giraffe elves while genuinely thinking what they made looks good is staggering.
It does when the average PF dps player is a drooling retard.
It literally does not matter because the north add is dead at that point anyway
Soar was a garbage mechanic and if you saw it you probably weren't going to pass the DPS check.
The only thing worse than jannies is playing a game made for trannies
Fuck niggers and fuck FFtards WoW is still the king baybee
>until I somehow got the blame despite doing it right every time
Sure hope you didn't take that shit lying down.
It doesn't give you more damage though, you're just as far from the last add in both cases
is someone mad about LB? what is the point of holding it the whole fight?
Cope
Just finished the ShB-story.
Varis getting killed by his retarded son was pretty dissapointing. He was the last interesting villian left since eldibus is kinda bland.
You are the minority. Chocolate bunnies are great.
Tsukuyomi. His meteor placement fucked parties for days before people realized it was stupid.
>mmorpg
HAH Nerd Faggots HAHAHAHAHA
This RDM storyline isn't even that bad, I don't know why you guys said it sucked
he dead nigga
Well when that was said I asked how we were wrong and whether they know the difference between north and south.
The party was disbanded right after. Was odd.
Eh who cares really. I have cleared it many times with dps south. Of you want to optimize search for a static or something rather than pugs. Sure it's not optimal but as long as we finish the fight it doesn't matter.
>caring about what ACT says during an adds phase
Summoners, everyone
I've literally cleared it with drooling retards. And using that sub-optimal strat too. I meant sure it's slightly better but the actual difference is sort of minimal.
>ask people to convince me to play XIV
>the only arguments is that it's A: slightly less shit than current wow as if it were an accomplishment, and B: waifus/husbandos!
This really is just a trannygame, isn't it?
I'm DRK what is it
How would Alisaie feel about me dumping her for Lyse?
Oh I didn't specify, I meant to say HEAL lb3
A dead katana nigga beat Elidibus once already, I'm sure an old dead katana nigga got it no difficulty
Yes now fuck off weāre full.
Really want the spoiler? Asking legitly.
Dunno. Are you still trying to be convinced or are you just here to shitpost?
needing to be convinced to play a game lol
>Dumping Alisaie for Lyse
I'm sure she doesn't pick on retards user, you should be fine
>I want to minimalise the casualties of war so I'll use this bioweapon to win battles
>but also cause 6 more calamities that wipe out 80% of the world population each time
no he was a retard
Congrats, you asked Yea Forums for recommendations, you totally got answers from actual players and not wowdrones.
It happens so often that the other healer is some shitter with little to no dps who overheals the fuck out of the slightest bit of damage that I'll occasionally just zone out and forget about healing entirely. When the other guy is happily throwing a cure at every autoattack and spamming three aoe heals every time a dps falls below 100% there isn't really much for me to do but cast stone
although I do fucking love watching dps players squirm when they sit at low health for a while when I know an AOE isn't coming anytime soon
Instantly forget about you because only a complete inbred retard would pick Lyse.
Why not both?
Yeah man tryin to deal with this shit losin to pajeet I got over it after bro told me bout levels are real bro but it's still shit man. What the fuck we job to next man shit.
>adds not dying fast enough
>melee lb3 because we're wiping anyway
>"wow fuck healer lb I guess"
>next pull we fail the dps check
>"why no lb3?"
>"Because I got bitched at last time."
>healer rage quits
Pugs make me laugh every time
MEOL IS XIV THREADS
THEY'VE BEEN EATING SHITPOSTERS THE WHOLE TIME
We don't want you playing our game, fuck off.
Yes it is, now go away we're at occupancy
Of course it is. They're everywhere in this shitty game. Just wait until you get invited to a guild discord.
Don't respond to this faggot
>"LB"
>Some kind of movement mechanic happening in the next 5 seconds so I don't use it
>Either someone complains it's used late or someone else uses it and dies due to said mechanic
Always fun
Where did I ever say I only asked Yea Forums?
Plus wowdrones wouldnt even admit that their game is yet again at its rock-bottom.
Ask for a rescue.
This is a rogue
Who the fuck else could you have asked?
>A dead katana nigga beat Elidibus once already
fuck, youre right
Dilate
I don't even look at my health bar as DPS but I notice that everyone fucking died because the healers aren't mitigating any of the raidwide damage and just spam stone, and it's fucking white mages that do this every fucking time, at least scholars and astrologists casts their shields and shit before starting to play dps
I ain't no faggot man the fuck bro
Pray, elucidate unto me thine belligerancy once more, youth...
Erstwhile, while thou hast frittered thine days away in indolence, mine own excellence hath soared higher than the peaks of Sohm Ahl, nay, to the very vaults of the heavens themselves!
From the collegiate of Baldesion, to the deepest reaches of Garlemald, fifteen-score men have I lain low, with the grace and skill of chirurgeons of legend, and all the rancor of the Primals and their beastmen subjugate.
Thou art yet but one more fetid soul to rend unto Oblivion.
Verily, the wrath I have yet to bear upon thine personage will be found even within the tomestones of ancient Allag, so great will thine suffrance be of mine ire, that even time itself will disobey its casual flow and rescribe history forthwith; Hearken to me, cur.
Thine words reach mine ears and they resolve into naught but coyness, replete of filth and ignorance.
Thine puissant scribework, as grotesque as an unmasked Goblin.
Pray, and speak true, dost thou truly believe thineself equal to mine own personage? Nay.
Ere long, mine compatriots shall away and arrive user to thine dwelling, fire and fury in their breasts, stell bared, and cantrip upon the ready.
Thou'rt doomed, wastrel; even The Mothercrystal weeps for what shall befall thee.
Nay, not even the Twelve themselves shall shelter thee from mine ardor, and even the Ascians will decry my cruelty whenceforth issued.
Such will be mine wrath, that it shall bring about the true Eighth Umbral Calamity.
Thy glibness hath only wrought ire and fury, and not even the Warrior of Light will be able to save you from mine.
For I hath drawn forth the cards of eld, and thine fortunes spelt plain.
Thou'rt fucked, churl.
Friends, steam "friends", people in other games that happened to be talking about it, IRC.
There's more to the internet other than Reddit and Facebook you know
>get dying gasp with some faggot tank from leviathan having a melt down yelling at people
>tell him to shut the fuck up and pull
>he pulls
Wait until everyone leaves then I call him a faggot
>wake up today to a 3 day ban
Worth it desu canāt stand faggots
>Titania EX
>Never caster LB3 the big adds
>Rarely melee LB3 the last add
>Just squat LB3 forever
I don't get it. Especially when half the groups seems to struggle barely making the DPS check without it.
I was meant to say THAT faggot, unless you are that faggot in which case don't respond to this faggot.
As soon as the Emet Handwave emove, the Emet robe and the Emet hairstyle is sold on the mogstation, I'm gonna fucking by them.
>Janny still canāt figure out that deleting one FFXIV thread causes three more to pop up
How does metacritic work? I wanted to read up on all negative FFXIV ShB reviews, but I just keep seing 2 while metacritic tells me there's 19.
So nobody then? Gotcha buddy ;)
classic case of "someone else will do it", if you're anal about it then name one caster dps and tell him to cast LB at that phase
Whomst've faggot
based
You ARE aware that white mages don't have shields aside from one long cooldown, right?
Varis was not interesting at all
>Finish kinobringers story
>Back to the usual daily roulette grind
This game kind of sucks and is only good for the story
That's a male midlander crotch user.
He lost a lot of his interest when Emet-Selch exposed the Ascians' plan and you realised how much of a puppet Varis was, given he planned to do the very thing the Ascians wanted, all while believing he was outscheming them.
At least my waifu isn't dead
WoL can't save shit he's a fucking jobber bitch now
How would Alisaie feel about me dumping her for her brother?
What did he mean by this?
You don't need LB3 in add phase, you can just use it on her afterwords.
However I have yet to clear a Normal fight where LB3 wasn't used on the adds. The casters are so fucking braindead they never use it, or they somehow miss an add.
Varis had potential when we saw him first spit on his grandfather's coffin and his interactions with Emet, but now that we know Emet did nothing wrong and that Varis's plan was retarded and just the Ascian plan with extra steps, I'm glad he's done
Flat is justice.
I know you don't need it, but people just squat it forever, also you get like LB2 immediately after anyway so there isn't really a reason not to LB3 the adds.
I would do it myself but I'm just a shitty dancer with the worst DPS LB option.
Anyone else really hate minorities and niggers?
D-did that little incel just make a xiv thread?
UUUAGAHGAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'LL BAN THEM, I'LL MOVE THEIR THREADS! DELETE THEM! MAKE MY OWN WOW THREADS AND SHOVE HRT DOWN THEIR THROATS!
seethe
>dude what if we let the ascians complete all their rejoinings, only after they've gotten everything they want can we overthrow them!
Varis was a grade-a brainlet.
>live for tanking
>regularly get compliments for doing it well because it's literally just pull everything with your ranged attack then spam aoe's while rotating through cooldowns lol
>wtf how is tank anxiety a thing
>consider myself a decent DPS as well
>just sidestep aoes and follow a rotation, so friggen braindead lol
>healing
>healing
>HEALING
Fuck me in the ass why is this so hard. I haven't tried it since stormblood, but I hear SCH is boring and easy? I just need at least one of them at 80, right?
You'll find Alphinaud's corpse at a nearby river
Thanks to the user that made this.
He's not dead until you do the SAM questline, meaning to you he very well could still be alive.
cope
WHM is the best healer if you want to actually tunnel vision focus on healing as Afflatus Misery rewards your for using GCD heals.
SCH is the best for healing 2nd because it's mostly off the global cooldown.
AST is 3rd because it's cards mean you are juggling 3 things (cards/dps/healing).
ITT shills working FOR FREE
>but I hear SCH is boring and easy
It's a lot more involved than SB SCH since your fairy doesn't do 80% of your job. You'll start shitting yourself if your tank is retarded. Though for EX trials it's still mostly letting your fairy do the job since it's mostly aoe damage.
>50 necklace juice has been deposited to your wow account
Arya is top cute though.
See blizzard, if you make a good game people will shill the game for you for free.
>It was actually the same when we released Heavensward and until patch 3.3 when we were progressing through the main story, players were saying āHW is the best scenario FFXIV has ever had!ā and now we have started receiving comments about Shadowbringers people are also saying that this is the best expansion FFXIV ever had. We think there should be hurdles and that is something we have to go beyond anyway, there will always be difficulties but weāll just take them on.
SB not mentioned
Bro what the unique bro why WoL a jobber man. Tell me spoiler man cmon.
Funny enough the wow general on /vg/ is nothing but people shitting on wow.
Alright bros, what job should I level next out of BLM, RDM, SMN, or BRD
Who said that? RDM has one of the better job quests, especially compared to the awful ones like PLD and WAR.
>It's a lot more involved than SB SCH
you can literally hit any green button on your hotbar to solve any problem, with zero differences between them now
source.
>*Clenching intensifies
Why would they mention filler expansion?
dilate schizo trannies
they don't have shields and they don't heal either, so what's the point
time is convoluted as fuck, you might as well flip a coin for whether events happen as you do them or during their patch cycle
How com i see these stories about impossibly awful players exclusively in these threads and never in game.
Urianger posting is kino
so how are those drones
If anything the people being defensive and saying it's not as bad as current wow are the ones who sound like former drones who just switched their obssession
They are rare, but you've been lucky.
Because you've been lucky
What the fucking secret shit in PLD quest man I'm DRK bro. What the fucking secret WoL jobber man.
When will the twins finally grow up and become proper giraffes?
better with sound
KOJIIIIIIIII
I think players from Yea Forums surround themselves with like minded people.
7.0
you're the awful player all along
whoops
During the ending timeskip while they reminisce on all that has happened, and their lost friend, the WoL
>Second time telling people to dilate
100 necklace juice has been subtracted from your Wow account. Blizzard does not condone the insulting of minorities and supports transrights. Your account has been suspended for 1 week
Hardly. You do realize it's mostly stories from df.
>Playing Brayflox's dungeon
>Tank gets hit by every single AoE
I have to take a break from healing now
Oh yeah bro, it's totally my fault that DF decided I have to babysit 3 literal retards
WoL a fucking jobber bitch piece of shit now lost to fucking pajeet
you're not on aether.
>Proper giraffes
Never ever, and if they do I'll go fuse with the remaining 6 pieces of myself and use mystery nigga magic to make them giraffelets again
I'm embarrassed that it took me until the 5th line until I realized what it was. First time seeing this. Well done if you composed it yourself.
Dont think so. It would be under sidequests > lakeland > crystarium but it's not there. Damn shame, wish I was faster hitting the screenshot key. My character making the Nintendo Switch face almost killed me.
>tfw healers get jaded and egotistical because they constantly see players screw shit up.
You create your misery.
>Pretending this hard to be the Y'shtola Pajeet autist
You dumbfuck, all of that retards posts were at least 3 lines long and had way more capitalisation
Because we ascended and left those losers behind to imagine our own friends and waifus.
That's just a dumb thing to say.
MCH is finally good. In fact it's fucking amazing.
RDM starts at 50 so that's the easiest, with SMN you'll also get a healer job so that's good value, and between BLM and BRD just decide whether you want to hang out with lalafels or treehuggers
Cause SB was ass. Fantasyjapan is just lame.
I promise not to get egotistical or tell at people but I am getting ticked more often. Even with that and with the boss standing the regen poison we managed to bet it first try, so all's well that ends well I guess
Do you have a favorite character, Yea Forums?
Only if you like breaking your fingers every time you go into hypercharge.
>Fantasyjapan is just lame
Doma wasn't the problem, the problem was the mhiggers
>try out a tank that isn't WAR
>try out PLD and GNB
>former too boring and latter didn't have that oompf i crave
>test the new DRK
>mfw TBN
Is there a reason Shirk still exists?
Doma was why the Ala Mhigan section was lacking
>MCH was a 30 button high skill job in 4.0
>became a 5 button no skill job in 5.0
>this is somehow good
Despite being only 13% of Eorzea...
Estinien sounds like a pretty normal pick but what's up with all the bondage stuff
WHAT IS THE FUCKING WOL JOBBER SECRET IN PLD 80 QUEST
Tank swaps and kill SAMs for the luls.
Tank swaps. That was always its intended use. Don't tell me you think it was added to the game so tanks could just permanently ignore tank stance.
cursed image
>
Another game that takes similar inspirations from the Bible is the Megami Tensei series (ed. known as āShin Megami Tenseiā in the West) from Atlus. We like that sort of inspiration so itās probably why you find common ground between these games and Shadowbringers.
I knew Mt. Gulg looked like Sector Eridanus.
Gaius.
Hearken to my words, I've a riddle for thee.
What accounts for fifty-two and also ten-and-three?
Garleans!
And you're very smart yet you keep ruining into retards in DF ?
ala mhigo wasn't lacking ala mhigo was just shit, it's like someone went to iran right after the revolution and made a zone about it
isn't provoke enough?
I mean.. you got provoke for swappies now, especially that it does bonus aggro.
Doma was fucking lame. Yangxia was the worst area of SB and Ruby Sea was ok but mostly empty. I also don't share the raging hard on for Azim Steppe either. Gyr Abania post lvl 67 was better than Othard.
Even they know SB was a bit of a swing and a miss. The split storyline really ended up hurting the overall product, unlike HW and ShB the final zone was lame, and I didn't much care for Othard even though I have a house in Kugane.
What the fuck is WoL jobber secret in PLD 80 fucking tell me man what the fuck
But now tanks don't need the extra aggro and it's not even necessary for tank swaps anymore. All you have to do to swap is drop stance, the other guy pops stance and provokes, and unless he literally goes AFK there's no way you're pulling aggro off of him.
>Ala mhigger
>Lacking
Hard to be lacking when it was just pure shit
yeah, I've been playing for 5 years on and off in every role and get a really bad PF team maybe once every month or so, and even then they usually respond well to advice and we end up clearing soon after that
>y'shtola drops WHM
>WHM becomes good
>urianger picks AST
>AST becomes shit
uh
of course, bro.
Letting uppity DPSfags that try to pull for you tank for a bit
Ilberd for the memes, and Aymeric.
She's gonna come fight Zenos with us right?
SB fucking better than SHB man WoL lost to Zenos SB but SHB is shit cause Thancred beat the fucking pajeet we lost to bro.
critic score is the publication review. user score is the player review
But AST is still good. Can cast Death
>english subtitles make him talk in some le olde aenglish clusterfuck
>in japanese he just talks like a normal person
based koji
>Jacke, Oboro and the gang are all right there in Kugane
>can't invite them on my wild adventure to overthrow the Imperial occupation of Doma
This is bullshit
It should say Paragons instead of Ascians.
So you're saying the English has more color and soul?
Eat your Meol bro.
Made to have her asshole permanently loosened up.
that just looks disgusting
I do now
I love it.
>Fordola
Nope, she's stuck on Ifrit normal mode dutyfinder for the rest of her days which is a shame cause I like her and would've liked her as a trust or some shit
Oboro actually does help. He's in a cutscene for literally less than a second while everyone prepares to storm Doma Castle. He helps Alphinaud and Alisaie take down the moon gate barriers.
Allegedly she makes an appearance in the 80 SMN quest.
>english dub has him a unique and interesting character
>japanese dub bland and boring, generic anime character
imagine my shock
a complete rainbow of autism
Bro where the fuck you at tell me man I ain't playing PLD
>he didn't do the SMN lvl 80 quest
>go do 50/60/70 roulette
>tank goes and pulls to the wall
>healer rescues him out of the mob pack we were all aoeing and bitches in chat about him "going to fast" and that hes "melting like butter"
>cast holy in single target and idled while waiting between heals instead of doing fucking anything else
why do i even bother
I too saw this on reddit.
>english dub is cringe as fuck
as usual
Not only is df completely random and doesn't match people based on player skill or intelligence, and the fact that you seem to suggest this is the case is absolutely ludicrous and frankly idiotic, but I also don't keep running into them. Over my years I've only met 3 or 4 players that would qualify as truly horrible and worthy of a story.
>SHB is shit cause Thancred beat the fucking pajeet we lost to bro
Are you talking about ran'jit? You should probably finish the story before bitching about that.
thancred had to nearly kill himself just to fend him off and later we fucking murder him in a 1v1, I think the WoL wins in that regard
So you're saying emet speaks like every other character in the game and fitting the age the game is set in.
>wanting this filthy subhuman bitch to have any more screentime
Really scraping the bottom of the waifu barrel
I didn't redpill me on it please
Jap version has no soul.
based ascian brother
healer asked us to slow down in copperbell of all places and said "why rush?" so we started walking from mob to mob.
this didn't happen
>no more static drama
>no more wipes because someone thinks they're parsing bad
>no more angry shitters and autists in PF
>not giving a shit about bis (though this was more important in HW)
It's very comfy being a casual
best scene ever
She has been healed by Arenvald's dick.
>hurr durrrr C R I NG E EEE
You are not on EU and don't have to suffer the French?
Why is DNC so bad
i wish you were right, user
I like that the drk quest makes it more of a WoL ability than a dark knight one. Story-wise.
made for women and gays that are ultra casual
Why the fuck we job first time bro. Thancred beat pajeet before we did bro now some fucks sayin WoL weaker than Thancred we beat pajeet cause Thancred weaken him. Why the fuck we lost first fight to fuckin pajeet. It's fucking trash. Fucking trash expac.
Best bro for the jokes, but Aymeric seriously.
what the fuck are you talking about
why did Tataru's fashion design suddenly get a bit edgy?
I was talking about urianger, I don't think emet is particularly strange in either language, and what "age", the post post apocalyptic sci fi mixed with fantasy? oh I remember those times from the history books and how people said thee and -eth a lot
>hurr durr soul
cringe
You can't see the cringe in the japanese dub because you'll never speak japanese.
t. elidibus
>use sstool to finally see alisei's glorious tits
>she literally has the same male body as her brother
Either Square was lazy af, or there's boundless questions
Is there anyone that can stop him now that he has crossover immortality like Yshtola?
Are you going to make this autistic complaint in every thread? Was being associated with the Y'shtolafags not enough for you?
KOJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
WoL won't fuckin stop him cause WoL is a fucking weak little bitch now
BRANSU BREAKAH is fine though, right?
Yoship keeps BTFOign pedophiles, how does he manage?
When will we get twincest doujins?
Aiurily you'll never be a woman
>fordola kills hundreds for good reasons
>everyone hates her guts
>emet-selch kills billions for retarded reasons
>everyone loves him
face it, if emet-selch was a girl, you'd all hate her guts too
Fuckin justify that shit bro fuckin justify WoL weaker than Thancred man. It's fuckin garbage. This fuckin woman writer fuckin no talent BITCH.
Sorry I'm late, although I wouldn't be if someone told me about the thread.
She's getting hardfucked by Arenvald
kill yourself weeb
I do speak japanese though, and californians trying to talk in ye olde ƤƩnglĆsh is always cringe
the shittiest parts are the english ones, go figure
I thought it was mainly due to whatever that aoe stun attack was. We know the WoL isn't immune to things like that
does this game have cute and funny characters?
What the fuck are you talking about? The WoL destroyed him and didn't bat an eye. Thancred was put to near death and had to settle with Ran'jitt retreating.
>localization is a clusterfuck of memes and quirks that even jp wouldn't touch
>s o u l and u n i q u e
At least SE know their audience well.
same, I have never ran into players so incredibly bad that a clear was not possible. If people fail mechanics and apologize or even ask questions, one of the simplest things to do that a lot of players never do, is just explain the specific part of a fight. Some players just leave so they can avoid any level of bitching which is kind of sad really as it appears to be the culture, rather than help your fellow party member clear a duty.
>those round mounds
stay in twitch chat subhuman
Nah everyone loves Ysayle and she murdered countless innocents.
>speaks japanese
>plays the game in english
>complains about ye old english
Then just put the game text on japanese and fuck off.
Someone's been leaking her spoilers
Im pretty sure the twins are in consent age
why do weebs have shit taste?
fordola and yotsuyu both killed people for vengeance
emet doesn't kill for vengeance, but for reclamation
fordola and yotsuyu never had anything to begin with, while emet lost everything again and again
user, don't take the bait.
how do you get the tool to work in gpose mode?
Elezen live longer than normal midlanders so a 16 year old is like 13.
That's why Ryne has tits and alisaie doesn't.
we jobbed the first time because he charged his lightning attack to cause us off guard, he even says so in the fight that he knows how powerful he has to use it on you now. if you notice it in all later fights he uses it on you again but it does nothing to you because the WoL knows it's coming.
>weeb
where do you think you are you fucking summerfag
I offered you my axe and you take up the greatsword instead
>californians trying to talk in ye olde ƤƩnglĆsh
The English dub cast is British since Heavensward. And Urianger in ARR is Gideon Emery so he was still great even then.
Healers have been getting a lot more bitchy since the expansion hit for some reason.
Had to tell a WHM a few hours ago to stop with the regens pre pull, otherwise the aggro is going to bounce right back at him and he went fucking livid
>mfw that bird kept popping up in quests
WE
FUCKING
LOST
FIRST
FIGHT
same crossover where most of the villains are dead in their game?
I just realized that superbolide cuts hp before applying the invulnerability
Doesn't work that way. They reach sexual maturity before their growth spurts.
FUCK
>no more week 1 clears
>have to play with people that somehow are terrible at the game even though they are 2.x players
>don't even care enough because they still aren't as bad as trannies
Spam NPC refresh when going into /gpose and the screen is fading.
Based Yoshida.
thancred will deal the final blow\
>Literally defeat every villain
>weak
This is the last (You) I'm feeding this meme. Kill yourself
You guys weren't kidding about SMN. Only level 60 and there's a good amount of abilities to press. I can only imagine what level 80 will be like.
Thanks bro tryin to explain that shit bro. You ain't asshole like some of these fucks man. Thanks bro. Thancred ain't fucking protagonist though man this stupid fucking bitch writer stop fucking focus on Thancred focus on the fucking WoL man. WoL is fucking protagonist man know what I'm sayin.
reading takes effort tho, doesn't make the english translations any less shit, they leave out lines all the time too, including some of the more important ones like emet's explanations
>Residence Los Angeles, California, U.S.
ok
Sup bro, nah I'm the main character now.
The director of the game is the cutest.
Hey bros, seen any ascians around here?
Or you could just pick up the mobs with an aoe.
How are tanks and healers so incompetent every time?
THANCRED IS NOT THE FUCKING PROTAGONIST IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT THIS FUCKING BITCH WRITER CUNT BETTER KNOW WOL IS THE FUCKING PROTAGONIST
People have been joking that she's an Ascian. But she might very well be. OR maybe she's from the 13th shard like Unukalhai and cylva
Now that the dust has settled, we can agree that Hydaelyn did nothing wrong and that the Ascians were retarded for sacrificing 75% of their population to Zodiark right?
>first fight with new Zenos
>we lose
>dozens of quests later
>we remerge with Unukalhai
>second fight with new Zenos
>we win
EMET HELP ME HE HAS A KATANA AAAHHHHHHHH
I have worse stories from players in WoW.
Will SE repeat the same mistake WoW made and continue adding levels every expansion and making new player experience worse every expansion?
I aint clicking that shit nigga
If we win fuckin good bro but Thancred better not fuckin beat Zenos man know I'm sayin.
At least the Sin Eaters got wages of blood
Well they aren't ever going to fix sync'ing being boring for everyone and the ARR questline so yes
>cleaning up this shithole
Which of the jannies is doing that? They're the ones making this place worse by not doing their job.
Doma was kinda cool. Ala mhigo can fuck off
>destroys the world in order to save it
sure
>MIN/BTN facet quests
We actually can.
Zodiark tempered the free-willed Ascians to bring Order so they didn't make fucked up apocalyptic monstrosities. Then he made them sacrifice half of themselves again to "restore the land".
So exactly what the fuck would happen if Zodiark DID become all powerful? He sure as fuck isn't going to go back to sleep and just release all of the aether he ate from all the sacrifices.
they still have about 2 more expansions to figure it out before it really starts creeping up
its not, you just got a retarded tank
>first fight with new Zenos
>Ilberd shows up to help saying "I got your back bro"
>Zenos gets a crazy idea to merge with WoL
>WoL nods
>Ilberd calls it gay but ultimately doesn't mind
>WoL/Zenos and Ilberd kill Unukalhai
Yes but that won't happen because this game actually has a reason to play from level 1 to max level
>all those fucking fates we have to grind to get the music for locations
Seriously, doing 1000 fates is not fun.
That random "HUARGH" in the city ambient background noise.
>living there = from there
Christ are you retarded or something?
>Healing is hard
Y'all niggers haven't seen what it's with the original cleric stance
LA-HEE
Fordola is a ugly dyke and I bet her pussy smells bad. Fuck her
Amaurotine creations don't need to constantly consume aether. They use aether from their initial summoning and that's it. Zodiark wouldn't consume aether from the planet anyway because he was summoned as the will of the planet. Meaning, the planet was his body.
So... was Zenos the only one who actually accomplished something this expansion? Because I sure don't feel like we did.
Well yeah, has she ever given us to doubt her?
Even the bodysnatching turned out to have been something necessary to keep everyone from dying
so what, it's a californian, reading a script written by californians, it's shitty american cringe crap at it's highest
just level an entire dps job while you do it
Week one practise groups
>little to no material
>work out the fight within 1 lock-out
>kill it either in the first or second no problem
Week 2-3 of practice groups
>all the material and footage in the world
>seen enrage
>still can't do innocence tethers and frost rune
I wish It didn't feel like I have to do content ASAP or the shitters start showing up.
>he thinks there will be 2 more expansions with ps5 around the corner and Yoshi leaving
delusional. it has literally happened in every mmo ever.
t. Hydaelyn.
>being a storyfag
No it doesn't.
>reminisce
>Implying you will not "erase your existance" and be forgoten by them while you wander the earth like a hobo
>Have to level Trusts after MSQ
The fuck is this shit
>we can agree that Hydaelyn did nothing wrong
Except for ripping reality into multiple pieces and then doing nothing for thousands of years.
you are the only constant
>GNB 70 quest
>post Shinryu WoL gets punked by a less cool Zenos who everyone says is as strong as Gaius as if that's supposed to mean anything
>WoL continues to be a 25 IQ gun for the Scions to be pointed at thing they don't like
We stalled the 8th Rejoining you cutscene-skipping spazoid
>doesn't demand sacrifices
>respects her champion enough to explain everything to them instead of just tempering them and tell them to do it
>just exists outside of everything and if nobody was told about her existence nobody would realize she was there
Hydaelyn is the bestest girl.
You don't even understand Japanese otherwise you'd be playing the whole thing in Jap in the first place.
You never played as a tank, right? Usual way of pulling is to do a simple ranged pull and follow up with an AoE to establish aggro. The problem with a regen pre pull is that it will tick before the AoE, meaning one or two mobs will go to the healer.
Literally wait 3 seconds for the aggro to be established and you won't have to worry about getting killed or wasting everyone's time.
literally prevented another calamity you tard
Welcome to the based casual life
Way better than anything Zodiark could've done for everyone.
>save the First through time shenanigans
>G'raha Tia isn't erased
>bad future might not be erased
>potentially two Zodiarks
great job guys
Damn, really like his new costume, even if I don't really like the character.
why would you even play this game if you can't tolerate it having a story
They need to fix that. I had to try several times before it stuck.
How do you speed run an expansion
>Primal does something
>everyone throws a shitfit and makes WoL kill it
>Primal decides not to do anything at all unless absolutely necessary
>"What a fucking bitch"
>creates 13 shards inhabited by mongoloids with 1/14th of the intelligence of the previous race
The reason she did it was because she knew only retards would worship her. True enlightened beings would immediately side with Zodiark.
Wait for SHB if that annoy you man cause WoL doesn't accomplish shit in SHB. Fucking stupid writer bitch make other character accomplish every thing in SHB WoL is a fucking weak little bitch doesn't do shit. I fucking hate that stupid whore.
Good thing Zenos will merge with Zodiark and thus we'll kill both of them
>kill
That was a good thing. Now diversity exists.
Amaurotines would even dress the same.
Worst part is they level slow as fuck. You have to run each dungeon like 15 times.
>Two zodiarks
What?
Test
Apparently you missed how they explained his continued existence. Try reading the dialogue next time.
you do know that the japanese client is just 90% english words in katakana right? and what would be the point of that, non voice acted scenes don't matter anyways and I can listen to what they actually say in the voice acted scenes
Used to playing mindless DRG, is dancer easy and also useful?
yeah but who gives a shit about other timelines
Glad that shot is still making the rounds. How about a couple new ones?
WoL didn't do shit this expac but job like a little bitch. Fucking Ishikawa no talent cunt.
It was to protect the new races that rose up after the fall of Ascian society. Some felt their time had truly passed because of all the deaths and sacrifices and weren't willing to kill off the new life to restore what they had lost.
Problem is, the same people who complain about overhealing literally don't dodge AoEs and just facetank shit they don't have to, so I feel I shouldn't take chances. If they end up actually playing intelligently, I don't bother wasting cooldowns so my fairy gauge is topped off most of the fight. I am just a "would rather use it instead of not using it" type of guy. I'll fucking use that lb3 to get the party up instead of praying the dps lb sinks the boss.
Because the original world was doing so great after the Apocalypse right? The shards have been doing fine on their own with new life living prosperously on them and all the Rejoinings are doing is causing Calamaties to occur on the Source and having the Shard full of living beings on them get expunged from existence.
>wait 3 seconds
wowfugee pls go
G'raha was making guesses. Alexander already established time travel rules and what's going on now doesn't fit unless the future hasn't been changed at all.
THAT'S HIM
>Lyse comes out of nowhere and deals the killing blow and takes all the credit
Zodiark would have stopped the calamity at the cost of a few million. What Hydaelyn did eventually lead to the deaths of hundreds of billions.
Level them for what though? They're useless aftpter msq
What the fuck? Do you even know japanese?
ES gave us a ton of great reaction-faces.
Tell me what WoL fucking did this expac but job like a fucking bitch. WoL didn't do shit. Lost to a fucking pajeet. We didn't do shit. Ishikawa makin us fags cause she wet for Thancred. Stupid fucking bitch.
Why are people jerking this expansion off so much? I watched a friend stream it for a while and it looks like more of the exact fucking same shit that made me quit in the first place.
I'll autosage them---I'll move their threads to /vg/. I'll.. I'll delete their threads!
Man, of all the characters to get the art, its Feo. I would have thought it would Miniphilia/Ryne
To unlock the secret dating mini game after they reach 80 of course
I dc'd during a trust do Iose progress?
your seething sustains me
>just get to fat man trial in msq
>get to second phase
>wipe five times because dps is retarded and healers can't into not standing in lava
fuck this fucking game
SAM is so fun lads. Being able to absolutely shit out high damage abilities one after the other is great.
>Still roleplaying as Cuck Pajeet autist
He never used Ishikawa's name you 2 bit hack, stop coat tailing off of a superior autists gimmick
>shitposters watch streams instead of playing games
like pottery
>Japanese in charge of emotion
Watch the Japanese dub of literally any movie, user.
youtube.com
It's just the story and music. Everything else is the same. Worse in some cases, like the entire healing role.
Take your meds, learn proper English and dilate
Can't fuckin answer me cause WoL didn't do shit.
How to people even wipe more than twice in nonextreme trials Iāll never get that.
Examine the wowbab in his most primal form. He cannot comprehend the environment around him. He is utterly perplexed; thrown into a unfamiliar and alien world.
Sounds like your everyday anime shit. English has way more soul in it.
Yeah, I watched instead of shelling out for another expansion, because playing the fucking game before this expansion made me want to spoon out my eyes and serve them on toast. Why would I pay another $30 if nothing gets better?
aside from killing several wardens and a full ascian
Honestly only AST is fundamentally broken. SCHs are seething for an entire different reason, their current toolkit is extremely solid.
WHMs are WHMs, they will always be ok.
That bird is Emet Selch
every english dub is just valley girl shit, literally makes my ears bleed
It would not have mattered Black Rose was released though, which is something Zeno prevented
>urianger's estrologian is the diversity trans dating option
Based. Fuck Ishikawa, fuck edgelords, fuck tranny lizards, fuck Pajeet AND FUCK FUJOSHITS
What does wow have to do with not liking a different mmo? Projecting much?
Sometimes a bird, is just a bird.
Last thing pajeet guy, who is probably black said is that he's giving it another chance. Some patient user explained leveling up is a real part of the story. The loss to Ran'jit was at a lower level.
Fuck Ascians
Why are WHM so good? I've only ever played/mained AST and it's so bad I'm thinking of changing to another heal class
>Why would I pay another $30 if nothing gets better?
You shouldn't, we really don't want you here, please continue to watch videogames instead of mucking them up with your presence
>>doesn't demand sacrifices
Its ok, because she only asked
What would be worse, being a janny or being a weeaboo?
Black Rose was prevented because G'raha snatched us away from the fight in Ghimlyt Dark. If he hadn't done that, Zenos would have found us there and probably double-teamed Elidibus with us.
Not knowing the fight and having a bad moment, it happens. Not everyone is just bad. Problems can domino into wipes real easily.
>no option to take up Emet-Selch's offer to bunk with the neo-Ascians in post-rejoin world
Let's be honest, fellas, Eorzea is a SHITHOLE.
As far as anything is concerned, hydaelyn got us rid from a huge headache by taking minfilia.
big dmg
good heals
cool design with the blood lily
Well, enjoy your walled garden of shit.
Unironically yes
The CT operates outside of time, which is why the Exarch wasn't erased
>your world is coming to and end
>a council of the most intelligent and influential people is put together to decide what to do
>they decide on summoning God to prevent the end of the world
>some group of people get angry about this and summon their own God
>the world ends because of their interference and instead of everyone just dying reality gets split into 13 pieces
Hydaelynfags are the worst.
Being a Yshtola fag
How does he shower?
>Pajeet guy is going in to the game again with a more open mind
What a redemption arc
The Garleans really just need to clean this shit up already.
Remember, user: The WoL is there to save the planet, not the people on it.
Is the Estinien Bring Arts any good?
That don't mean shit we lost to a fucking pajeet. Explain that shit. If Thancred beat pajeet he beat them too. It's fucking trash. WoL supposed be stronger than fucking Thancred.
>this is what people consider good writing
yes that's definitely the full story on why Hydaelyn was summoned in response to Zodiark
The Angel of Truth would never omit such details ever
I can't wait until Ryne grows older and gets a rocking body like source's Minfilia. Time skip when?
And sometimes it's an Ascian fucking with his long lost friend's 8/14ths fragment
Don't forget she "asked" a tempered person.
stop crying over losing a single fight
I would a fae so it works out. Even moreso with her accent
Given the state of games nowadays, who doesn't watch some gameplay before shelling out for a game? Only shills would be that brain-dead.
Don't understand why anyone hates her really, she did give up a lot and has been at least attempting to get a foothold on things before we came about.
>this is what people consider witty commentary
NOT THE FUCKING LOSING FUCKING THANCRED FUCKING WINNING
So rejoiningfags, since they already fucked one of the shards by making it an unusable void, how the fuck would a complete rejoining even be possible? Dumbfucks threw out a giant chunk of the puzzle. At best it could only be 92% complete.
Because they're actually fucking healers. They heal. They don't rely on stupid gimmicks like Pets or RNG Cards. They just make sure your HP stays more full than empty with a relatively simple kit that supports it. Also, the best Class questline because a whiny "I only want to heal, not dps!" bitch gets told off in-canon.
>person with the Echo
>tempered
>Sacrifice 75% of your living population to one God
>Basically expecting said God to be able to pull off a miracle they actually have no idea that it'll work
she's not really hateable, just kind of boring and ineffectual compared to the other scions which is accentuated by her being the de facto leader
you said WoL is a jobber which implies they lose every fight. get your fucking memes straight or get the fuck out.
Combination of good DPS and extremely good healing. They're the closest thing to a traditional RPG "mage healer class" this game has and it's very hard to fuck that up.
I'd recommend you try it out both WHM and SCH and see what you like, both have concepts you work with as an AST but are much more dedicated to that role (regen vs shields for example)
So who did Hythlodaeus and Emet see in our soul?
There's a Valkyria Chronicles thread up, I'm sure you'd love it there
>liking grannies
To be fair, Hydaelyn does worry over you and just gives you stuff when she can, and saves your friends which costs her even more power. For the most part you can be a total ass and she is chill about it, doesn't even smite you.
A person
Better than anything japs can come up with.
Its not a void if you fill it with stuff
Shame they proved that "bitch" right with Shadowbringers redesign. Sylphie respected the content.
Don't question the asscians, they don't know what the fuck they are doing
all healers heal
all healers avoid healing unnecessarily
all healers dps
sorry
Everyone was going to die anyway? Why is prematurely killing some people to hopefully prevent everyone from dying so bad?
Popular theory is the 14th council member who fucked off before the summoning of Zodiark and supposedly summoned Hydaelyn.
Pic related. We are currently storing 7 Shards' worth of Warriors of Light within us
>It's another skipfag asking the same questions
They only need 8/14 to wake Zodiark up from his nap under Elidibus' moon base and he can just rewrite reality again, 14th shard is unnecessary
If anything Ran'jit is a jobber
>paralyzed by G'raha
>chained by bunnies
>yeeted off a pit
>couldn't break Y'shtola's barrier
>goes 100% of his power and fuses with the dragon but still loses
>fucking dies in a single fight
If he is removed from ShB then the story would barely change
do you actually think what is written there makes any fucking sense whatsoever? it's on par with "im going to save the world by destroying it" levels of retardation
an amaurotine. we don't know who specifically or if it was even anyone important.
This scene cannot be skipped.
They're not trying for a full rejoining anymore. They just need to wake Zodiark to get everyone back.
sorry mohommad, people don't become grannies over the age of 9
Ascians are tempered by Zodiark and also can use the Echo. Whats you point?
The local drunkard that spent every waking moment creating new spirits and vomiting near the Hall of Rhetoric.
we saved an entire shard and killed one of 3 primary ascians.
emet-selch was based and if the rest of the council and amarout were like him, then fuck the source, fuck the shards, and fuck hydaelyn
the problem is the other two originals we see are absolutely beyond redemption when it comes to their retardation and jobber status
>Echo
>Not a form of tempering
It doesn't mean you have 7 pieces of it though.
I really like it, but I dunno if I should have paid as much as I did for it. It's also a bitch to pose him because his armor is so stabby and he doesn't really have a hand that lets him hold the lance either. Kinda odd. But if you can ever cop it for a cheaper price, you should. I wish it came with a minion or an emote or something with how much I paid for it. :^/
He beat WoL
>50 minutes queue for one of the old alliance raids
>finally pops
>"This scene cannot be skipped"
I kind of disliked him in general because it felt like a Rehash of Zenos. "Unstoppable super-fighter dude keeps showing up to beat our asses in a scripted scene even though we could've easily beat his ass if they let us" and it was just boring because we already did this shit with Zenos.
And then jobs in their last fight
I don't mind catching the aggro for a bit. t. scholar
*at low level
I love Fordola tho
It was definitely someone important. Hythlodaeus said that facing us was exactly the sort of cruel fate Emet would end up with.
>summon a god
>he demands 75% of your people as tribute
>he demands another entire world worth of life to bring them back
>some people say nah
>summon their own god
>it demands nothing
>still kicks the first god's ass so hard it breaks all of reality in the process
Why is Zodiark such a punk ass bitch?
>sacrifice half your population to stop the end of the world
>god then demands half of the remaining population to *start* restoring the world to the way it was
>after which you'll have to spend thousands of years cultivating the world extremely carefully just so you can sacrifice its life force to your "god" to bring your people back
>don't even know if he'll be able to bring them back at all
Fordola is probably one of the most popular and well liked characters from SB.
>tfw The 12 of the Source are actually the summoners of Hydaelyn
>include in the WoL and it makes 13
>13 summoned Zodiark
>13 summoned Hydaelyn
what's the sam elidibus meme I dont get it, if its during the sam quests I skimmed them
I liked both of those though, whats so bad about them?
>for good reasons
lol
the twelve don't actually exist
you're confusing the echo with the blessing of light
She was talking about primals, specifically Bahamut.
Zodiark didn't fight back and instead attempted to reason with Hydaelyn but she chimped out like the inferior god she is.
Mama Hydaelyn don't play that, she rips and tears.
>there are technically we people in the 12 since Nald'Thal are twins
>your choice of deity determines your past life
Believe it
>wiped four(4) times to blue alexander because the healer and tank kept trading off who died to the aoes
I'm pretty sure she was talking about the gods
Is fucking Ghen Gen voiced by fucking Tora of all people?
I can't be the only one who heard it.
You didn't pay attention did you? Hydaelyns power is that of splitting shit.
>Hit Zodiark once
>His power is now halved
>Keep halving those, etc. etc.
did zodiark even demand anything? I thought the ascians voluntarily kept sacrificing themselves to provide him with their massive aether pools to bend reality
No shit, no gods actually exist in XIV, they're just summoned as primals through faith and aether. But Shiva, Moggle Mog, Thordan, etc are all based on actual people that existed, it's entirely possible the Twelve have a real origin of some kind that's been warped over time and led to people deifying them.
Had reality not split in the process, the world would have still ended and everyone would have died.
Remember, Hydaelyn was only summoned to seal away Zodiark, that's her job. She could care less if the world ends and everyone dies, as long as Zodiark remains sealed away. Thats why she is so hell bent on stopping the Ascians.
Watch the 9th cutscene in the Shadowbringers quest at the inn again, and then get back to me if you still can't figure it out