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why did he eat snailpo

Perfect. Saving.

if you're an attractive woman, yes

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>Follow a girl that I fap to
>She gets an Onlyfans page and begins uploading all her stuff there
>Check it out of curiosity
>100 dollars a month to subscribe
Who the fuck would do that?

Anyone know a good onlyfans site ripper btw?

>he doesn't tip his future wife for her content

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>kill nigger

>everyone claps

what the fuck is this?

>be american
>gets shot
>uses dying breath to clap

A question as old as time. Would you believe they clap when the plane lands, too?

I feel guilty because I use onlyfans, some of the shit is ultra god tier worth paying for.

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>future wife
There's no way that's ever going to happen.

>/vp/ vs twitter

CP?

10/10

DOLLYWINKS

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did he died

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God that movie was so dull

>be american
>some old guy shoots up my school
>clap because he killed the black kid

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HOES MAD

I do hope she keeps extra locks on her doors.

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It's from a movie. In the scene, the guy is the principal or something and he takes the mask off, then tells the students to give a round of applause for the students who pretended to get shot because they were drama club members.

Out of context it's pretty fucking hilarious.

can I watch that fat titted slut fuck or is this just another shitty twitchwhore?

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That's not /pol/ saying that, it's everyone, and it's only in response to Redditors saying have sex and incel, which are far worse than the other words ever were

>they're just playing!

Aww, they're playing!

This is one reason why I prefer RPGs like Mass Effect. If you don't have consumable items, you can make every fight difficult and fun, because you never have to worry about giving the person a break. They're always going to be fine.

you can find out yourself for a low price of a one month $30 subscription

OnlyFans is basically a digital prostitution service.
I guess it's theoretically possible to use it for something else, but that's purely a theory.

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rent free

sneed

how does that white red head turn into a black blue head?

honestly fucking terrifying

I can watch fat titted sluts fuck for free
if she wants 30 bucks a month, she better be pooping a diaper and begging for a change

Moe's a great magician

disgusting paypig, there's dumb shit and paying for porn

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>don't be chucking that out, you might sneed that later.
did Ian Maxtone-Graham write this?

looks like a handful of dead dogs to me

paying for porn is acceptable when you have weird specific fetishes you can't find content for
paying for regular porn is truly stupid though

wtf dogfags? i thought dogs were superior?

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yikes

I got attacked by a Golden lab as a kid. It pounced me and I kicked that fucker so hard in the balls multiple times it ran off yelping. After that, I became a cat person.

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so what is so rare you can't find by searching around? I'd call you a shiteater but even that is easy to find

So it's just a service for lewd pic distribution? What makes it different from Patreon?

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>tips shooter

Source?

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kek

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Do chinese people even know what black people are?

They know that they're ugly, smelly and dumb lol

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This looks like a smashfags wet dream

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What actually is this looks fun
Philosopher of the First Meme?

guess they can relate huh

YELL LOUDLY
KICK HARDILY
He honestly deserved death with that pansy ass shit.
Don't let this shit happen to you. Unless, you are a black in which case. please help save the population by killing yourself.

Aww.

kek

Are there black guys in China?

You leave the basking shark alone, he's a big boy and needs his krillies.

Yeah, shouldnt humans get a massive adrenaline rush when they are being attacked, making them super strong and resilient to pain?

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hnng

Of course

Hollywood reboot

That doesn't help against dagger-like teeth and a retard-strong bite. Pitbulls are notable in that their jaw pretty much locks in place when they bite down, and they're also more tolerant to pain than other dog breeds. It'd take a crowbar to the thing's skull to get it off, or a gun.

>Redditors saying have sex
Shows what you know, newfaggot. Have sex is an Yea Forums meme that got stolen and spammed to shit by Yea Forums

Would you rather take on a pack of pitbulls or just one bear?

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One bear

what the FUCK

when are we gonna bring back the #thotaudit?

A bear. Bigger survival rate and you can play dead or shit yourself to escape

they import washed up basketball players

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That girl at the bottom left when he takes off his mask has some thighs goddamn

My dad owned a korean jindo
I never got near it, i was smarter than that. And guess what, the first time i did, it locked its jaw onto my arm. Chewed halfway thru my kiddie arm and narrowly missed my big vein.

My dad got it off by smashing its head with a bat. I ran inside to staunch the bleeding. While i was inside, my enraged father, pissed beyond words at the animal for fucking up his son, took the same bat and bashed the poor animals head in.

I normally only take pepper spray on bike rides. Time to start carrying it daily.

how's having autism working out for you?

nice video games

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>poor animal

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Patreon doesn't allow porn amymore. More and more patreon porn makers are getting shut down.

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They are more strict about what you post publicly now. And Nintendo will fuck you up for anything. But if you post it for patrons only, or just a link to another website, they leave you generally alone.

Other than that and incest, porn Patreons seem fine.

So you're not only pathetic enough to piss off the most passive breed of dog but also bragging about having toxioplasmosis.
Fuck you're a sad cunt

This

The biggest factor affecting porn across the industry is Paypal. They're becoming bigger and bigger moral puritans as time goes on and repeatedly threaten to remove their services from websites that host adult content.

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Not much, really. You sub to a whore, she delivers rare nudies.

Weak men did this

kino

I don't get why a company like Paypal are moralfags. They are literally just saying they don't want your money because tits.

It's fucking money, who gives a shit.

WHITE WASHING, WHITE WASHING, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Does she accept good boy points as payment?

but why

That's about as pathetic as the guys who tip shitloads of tokens to camgirls and tell them to stay clothed and that it's just a gift, usually followed by this kind of sad drivel
The most I've seen a guy tip doing this was the equivalent of like 800$ worth of tokens.

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As someone who has been mauled by a pit bull before, I always laugh when I read shit like this. Unless you have some sort of weapon you are absolutely fucked against those things. That dude was by himself, unarmed, and there was 4 of them.

A pit bull feels no pain and is much faster than you could ever imagine.

NICE. 10/10

Why isn't he trying to defend himself?

The Italian ad is for a brand of clothes dye

The stupid wig wearing slag made lizzy come out and do ebeggin shit.
Hopefully more ass and titties photos soon

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No joke, this looks fun.

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the suggested behaviour when attacked by dogs is to crawl up and hide your weak parts as attacking will only expose them and not do any damage to the dog
this if any help can be expected to arrive, if not you're probably in nature and carrying some kind of knife
if neither, well fug

She deserves it more than that Bella-thot, Lizzy's body is legit 10/10

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how do you lose to dogs. Just put kick them in the balls and stick your thumbs in their eyes. Fetal position doesn't work on anything but blows not bites. Also looks like the dogs were only using 10% of their power.

This an XIV joke? I don't get what's happening in the pic.

Pope got pissy that Venice was a greater temporal power in Italy than the Papal States were. Convinced the rest of Europe to loot the richest city in Europe and invited the whole continent into Italy. Wasn't able to fully cripple Venice and then realized that inviting the armies of France into Italy was a terrible idea when it turned out they didn't want to leave. Venice joins Pope's side because they just got manhandled by Europe and want a chance to recover. England gets involved tangentially because fuck France. And Scotland gets involved because fuck England. Venice was still pretty pissed about that whole "Pope trying to destroy them" thing so they join up with France at the end.

You have to be 18 or older to post here

youtube.com/watch?v=9IKVj4l5GU4

Nice

They only allow (((approved))) porn sites like blacked.

What happened to her ig?

How do I post a webm with sound, again? I have to link somehow but I forgot.

What was the name of the conflict? Sounds interesting enough that I'd like to read into it more.
Post it on /gif/ and just link the post.

Seriously he was a pussy, I beat a shitbull to death with a brick one time because it was acting aggressive I acted like I was scared so it ran near and I already had a brick in my hand so when it got near I just bashed it over and over until it stopped moving. I managed to get it into a trashbag and I threw it in a dumpster behind a liquor store, motherfucker was heavy as fuck I had to really heave that thing into the dumpster, well anyway about a day later this fat landwhale came by asking if I had seen her dog and I just told her I haven't seen it. That was about 4 months ago and she got another shitbull now so I got to find another way to kill it thats less obvious, I thought about trying to find some old school antifreeze because its way more effective than this new stuff at killing shitbulls. If I not I might bust a lightbulb and mix it with ground beef. FUCK SHITBULLS AND FUCK SHITBULL OWNERS.

dude you're a nutcase
or a gay larper

That's the War of the League of Cambrai, my good man.

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I'm not a larper, I just see it as doing the right thing for my living area by removing vermin and pests. I don't get any pleasure out of what I do, I just do it, its hard to explain.

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me on the right

Unironically fucking kill yourself you pathetic beta orbiter whiteknighting faggot.

HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD

Thank you.

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>him

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obsessed

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god DAMN look at all those girls

WTF I'm pedo now?!

FUCK PHILIP BANKS

Fuck auto aim. So many missed grenades because of that shit. but what can you expect from >console fps

have sex with me

genuinely pathetic, I left the thread, are you still upset about being called out for being an autist?

>he wuz a good boy he dindu nuffin
Why are dogfags like this?

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My single favorite panel is "make it happen" with jesus in the background

halo 1 didnt have autoaim faggot, you're thinking of 2

>Not getting a sex doll
>Not having a VR Waifu

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>attacked by a golden lab as a kid
>it pounced me
Now that you're older and (assumedly) taller, do you think you might have overreacted, or were you a huge man as a child and you were actually fighting for your life?

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Are you trying to do the soiboi bullshit when fucking defending cats?
Get real

eighth grade

Glad I saved her nudes before they got taken down and became impossible to find.

Its treason then

Surprisingly enough, he didn't

Should have been a Blue Man

>you will never meet a giant space marine as an impressionable child

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>the basedboy is immunized against all dangers...

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>get woke go brok-
or
>mk11 threads on Yea Forums

Based and Cunnypilled

cats are for women and faggots. Which are you given that they literally put a parasite in your brain?

delet this shit bitch

>b-but cats!1!
I don't think you're in a position to be criticizing anyone else's brains.

>suggested behavior is curling up like a faggot and taking it all
Hmm, I wonder who suggested this.
I love all animals but you be damn sure I'll beat the shit out of any fuck that tries to bite me.

>smirks
>"despite spending my time on an anime forum, I could easily take on a group of hostile animals. Hmmph, too easy"

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so yes you're a fucking beta male

their jaw actually doesn't lock in place, they are pretty shit dogs honestly and they have no real special ability; they are just super aggressive pieces of shit.

The absolute state of dogfags lmao

>he doesn't fight dogs after work
Chilean here, laughing at your soft body.

It's such a big market it's baffling they don't want a part of it.
If just one thot is making 31k in a week imagine what the whole industry is doing

>he carries around a trashbag large enough to hold a 50 pound dog
Why lie on the internet? Were you a literal janitor on your way home from work after stealing company equipment?

no, it's actually from twitter.

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dilate

>treating movies as real life

Why has god forsaken us

I see you've made a mistake in using a trip code

Wholesome. But why's chief doing his longcat impression?

Probably a DOOM 2016 mod with some overlaid stuff

Modern Warfare 2, hell basically Call of Duty in general.

I'm jealous honestly. Imagine getting paid that much just for putting in the minimal effort of dieting and makeup.
There are some thirsty retards out there with more money than brains.

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It's basically for camwhores to pimp out stuff for their viewers, get them to subscribe and sell videos etc.

Needs a better filename

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Dang this is sad

>Max Skill, Strength, and just starting on Will in Fable

I dislike that I know exactly what you're referring to

If I'm forced to fight to the death, pack of pitbulls, however if I'm "allowed" to try to flee, then bear.

WHAT A WORKER!

Dont worry they warmed it up and it lived

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Isn't she a devout christian? Does she realize she's going to hell for being a digital harlot? Or has she completely turned to the dark side?

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I can't image how fat, ugly or pathetic you are to unironically be shilling cats at this moment.

Plato btfo

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>Plato

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Jesus Christ
Whoever owned them should be executed

The dogs get the same adrenaline rush.

Pay attention
This can be done from almost any angle in almost any situation

>cross your index finger and middle finger

>tighten and lock them

>pick an eye

>sharply thrust your crossed fingers into the eye

>Point your fingers towards the middle of their skull and twist

You have now killed a dog in less than 5 seconds with your bare hands

>Implying I haven't done this

Someone explain why people won't stab dogs eyes with the fingers? That would be 100% my first reaction, what is the downside?

Cute as fuck

No one owns them. The dogs run the joint. They were in the middle of a poker game when that guy walked by, and saw too much. He had to die.

she keeps nuking it because mental issues lmao

Yea Forums vs everything

Looks like Garry's Mod

explain why people donate money to whores online when porn is free.

If both are totally committed to killing me the bear will at least do it faster and if I'm lucky through merciful brute force.

A man is not winning a fight against either of those things if the animals won't stop until dead.

I mean hypothetically you have better odds against the pitbulls. In ideal conditions you have the physical strength to kill one. But dealing with 4 things attacking you completely simultaneously just can't be done so at a certain point(after several seconds) you'll be unable to resist the reflex to just ball up like in the video.

>You can be a stinky smelly neckbeard incel. But if you put together a costume, parents would be happy to let you hold hands with their little daughter.
How do I get into cosplay?

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Based captain king

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*whomp whomp

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>I mean hypothetically you have better odds against the pitbulls
even one pitbull is probably more dangerous than a bear

imgur.com/a/fyOERWF

Is this all just one guy? Trying to hit a dog's eye won't fucking instakill them, I know it's hard to believe, but life isn't a nintendo game. Try to crush the eyes of a dog that wheights about as much as you do that's thrashing around with your arm on his mouth while you scream like a bitch from pain.
Everyone on the internet is a though guy I swear.

It's a sorely misguided attempt at thinking you can buy an online whore's love with money. As long as you keep giving them money they will do or say almost anything you like except show up on your doorstep and accept your hand in marriage. They're there to sell you a dream.

I don't get this

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KEK

me and the b oys

it would be enough to make them retreat
that guy didnt even try to run away

calm down armchair tough guy no one is saying any of the leaps your are talking about. Have you ever even fought 9 dogs at once?

Idk, I just want to know why it won't work against a single dog

It's like people who donate to twitch thots. Literal wasted money.

>Pic related has been around for 3 years
>Only this year has "have sex" picked up in the "twittersphere"
Beggin ya

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>Yea Forums pretending that they matter again
Pathetic.

>Doesn't prove me wrong
Nice cope.

>your_mom_after_sucking_my_dick

>all of these whores and instathots will come crashing down the moment robot women are created
I can’t wait to see the absolute chaos when all these whores realize their pussy is worth nothing anymore

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Hooooooooooooo no the memories are going back haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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thanks, wanted to see what the hype was about
this chick has a literal 3/10 face, she's much less attractive than the average porn star that i can watch for free
pic related

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There's really no difference, they attract the same types of people. Imagine yourself as a thot and one of your mods comes up to you at some convention asking to take pictures with you. You can't be genuine friends or anything more than that while they treat you like a celebrity and give you hundreds of dollars every month on stream. They've already been compartmentalized as fans.

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Shes just fat as fuck

Paypal is based, fuck retarded whores and the subhumans who want to give them money

This. This the one that actually made me laugh.

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>imgur.com/a/fyOERWF
>inverted nipples
The most patrician of nipples
She’s still a whore with a shitty face though, but damn those nips and tits are perfect

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I really hate how ungrateful this comes off as. Why can't it be "I have such great fans, I can't thank them enough, etc". Do these people get off on being looked down upon?
>flicks thousands of dollars into the air
>holy shit lmao look at this you can't this shit upppppppppp

>this disgusting chink piece of shit gets 30k a week
No one can deny there is something very wrong with the world.
It needs to be fixed.

man animals are fuckign stupid

>Do these people get off on being looked down upon?
YES
YES THEY DO

LOL

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Well I hate it

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yeah, she exercised and played with her tits too much in the last 6 months so now they're actually smaller
>they're also used to her wearing glasses, so that adds to the ugly-ass-Chrissy Teigen factor

can you stick your hand in there and pull it out, without any scratches? Looks pretty safe.

imagine just standing around with your buddies and all of a sudden a doggo commits suicide in front of you.

fucking wild man

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>does it symbolize a closure of some sort?
thats the best way i can think of putting it, actually

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not a cat fag or a dog fag but any warm blooded animal can have it you probably have it and dont even know you have it

Someone please fucking report her to the IRS so she can get audited and lose that for not properly filing her taxes

the most likely explanation ive heard is that its just a video cut from different games to make it look like one, rather than something actually rendered in an engine

surely only /pol/ dislikes the barely human trannies

I want this to happen

but why tho

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Oh, i remember when this was a thing. Did something come out of all those reports?

probably the bear. i imagine the best strategy if you cant get away is to jam a branch down its throat. itd be hard to do, but its be easier than jamming four branches down four pitbulls' throats

If she just started doing this website she wouldn't owe taxes until next tax season

I laugh at this every time

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that's a low energy autistic tranny, user

>has an ig acct
Get outta here normie scum

Context? Why does he not want to be near that woman? Is that his ex-girlfriend or something?

he was recently accused of sexual harassment and doesn't want anything to do with the sexual kike anymore

why did he simply not stab and shoot the beasts? was his endgame to just hope they get bored?

what happened here

Someone shop Isaac next to him and add 5'11" and 6' to them

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>bragging about having toxioplasmosis.
as he should

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17435678

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5994116/

>Lol let me fight a pack of wild dogs with my bare hands
Enjoy your death

god I wish those were me

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