Game everyone thinks looks good but you

>game everyone thinks looks good but you
what's her name Yea Forums?

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ramsay is a fag and that pizza looked good, change my mind

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Nintendo games.

he ordered thin crust and got that abomination pictured

>frogposter
no point in arguing with the mentally deficient.

Everything Nintendo shits out

dead or alive
i still fap to the girls but the textures are really stretched and their navels are terrible

Who the fuck thinks that pizza is good? Watch the goddamn video.
>big fucking thick pizza that is supposed to be thin crust
>raw dough and greasier than a frying machine
>sausage isn't even baked into the pizza. Just littered on it
>40 fucking dollaroos

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you're a fag and have a shit opinion, no point wasting time changing your mind

No one actually likes that game, it's literally all sonybros who are still salty Mario Kart has remained relevant instead of their 2-player cash grab racer.

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Shouldn’t it be “game everyone but you thinks looks good” or “what’s a game everyone thinks looks good, except you?’
Esl here.

thin crustfags are filthy beasts anyway

>game is true to the source material but all the newfags hate it
for me, it's Bloodstained.

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that pizza is like 90% bread

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and that's a good thing!

>this is what americans call a pizza

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Yeah this. "YOOOOO" settings bore me to no end.

Fat poor manchildren I would imagine

>"it's ok when nintendo butchers a beloved franchise and turns it into yet another bland, soulless open world garbage"

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that WAS the thin crust tho

>man of Asanag

The waitress in this episode is a top qt

Botw

thin crust is actual pizza you mongoloid

>day one patch is 51GB

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Zelda was always trash beforehand, so it's fine.

This. i want to eat pizza toppings off over her tits.

It's perfectly fine to not like a game. But generally speaking, if a lot of people like a game, it's probably because it's good and you just don't like it for some other reason. I've never really liked FF7, but understand why people think it's a good game.

wrong

>beloved franchise
by trannies maybe
real men played PC exclusives like Gothic and Morrowind

why was there only 10 main story missions?
why were the 30 sidequests all boring as fuck and consisted of go here, collect this, come back?
why do all the npcs have virtually no character?

>borderlands, splinter cell conviction, far cry blood dragon, most pixel games, ruiner etc etc
basically any game that thinks an art style is an acceptable replacement for content and gameplay

because it's Zelda and will sell no matter what so they don't have to try at all.

Rainworld

redditor
We just all look and laugh at you

Borderlands 2
Don't Starve Together

>all the newfags hate it
Not that it matters since the game is doing fucking fantastic.

I agree, but then I played more than two hours and it sucked me in. It’s not a masterpiece, certainly far from From’s best game, but it’s way more than an imperial Japan setting.

>redditor
gordon ramsay is one of the most reddit """celebrities""" that has ever existed.

The first two points I'm 1000% behind you on, but c'mon. A lot of the NPC's were actually pretty entertaining for once. Not the minor sidequest ones generally, but pretty much all the characters that get any story importance except Mipha and white Falco were fine.

Cyberpunk2077
All my friends keep saying shit like NO GAME NO HYPE to keep themselves calm but I couldn't care less. I don't hate it, I just look at it and feel nothing.

TWO YEARS!

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The Crash Bandicoot series. I never played the racing games, but holy shit the platformers are like a "How not to make 3D platformers 101" course. It's amazing how they get everything wrong. Especially considering they were developed after Mario 64, the game that realized precision jumping in a 3D platformer is unreasonable because you're projecting a 3D space with a 2D image. Depth is especially difficult to gauge, and yet the Crash games are constantly having you run either towards the camera or away from it. They're nicely animated games, and the remakes are especially well presented, but that's the really sad thing. Naughty Dog as a publisher is basically proof that as long as you make your game pretty enough, the game's actual mechanics don't matter.

So Naughty Dog as a publisher just annoy me. It's like they've cast a spell on people so they don't realize that stuff like Uncharted is just a shittier version of Indiana Jones with the gameplay of a shittier version of Gears of War. And neither of those things are A material to start with. Indiana Jones is at least dumb fun, but Gears of War is such a slog. But it looks pretty (For a console game) so people eat it up.

Honestly? Like half of the AAA titles from the past two generations. And when I actually played them they confirmed my lack of interest. I just don't like the way most of the really popular games these days are, granted there's always an exception here and there.

Take DS for example. So much hype over this and... I couldn't have less interest.

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The Witcher 2 and especially 3. The first game was amazing but then it completely lost its soul. 3 is the worst by far, so many shitty generic side quests where you just follow the compass or spider sense, and every house littered with [generic random minor loot].

>playing games over 20-25GB in size

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90% of AAA games, especially the open world stuff.

I actually agree. A lot of work went into it, but in the wrong areas. They completely discarded the gameplay. It would've worked better as an interactive VN.

The place is still open and didn't fail like countless others featured in that show, all because they took his advice.

Crash 1 came out mere months after SM64 and both 2 and 3 dramatically cut back on the precision platforming. 1 is a lot like a 2D platformer in 3D, though personally I like that aspect of it.

Skyrim is the most overrated game of all time

The game world was too large for its own good. They had to fill it with shallow content.
Finding random magical runes and gemstones in impoverished peasant houses was too immersion breaking.

Hello, my name is
NINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Me, and rest assured I could knock you the fuck out in 10 seconds tops.

Dusk. Not even a zoomer.

>dude make burgers and fries
even the shit that he cooks looks disgusting
youtube.com/watch?v=WEWdeL67Tmo
Imo he is living proof that retards will gobble down any shit that appears on TV

The older Zelda games are shit retard that's why they changed it up to appeal to an audience that has more than one brain cell collectively

Crysis + HL2. Played both, both are average shooters with nothing special to them.

Imagine being such a tastelet

>being THIS blinded by boomer goggles

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>le boom le zoom le nostalgia
So do you have an argument or will you just add some cringes and copes next?

t. zooboomer

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>40 fucking dollaroos
Holy shit
>hating thick pizza
Why are you gay?

I have no issues with thick pizza. The issue is that this pizza was "thin crust"

Too bad I'll never know, because I don't even pirate Epicshit.

let go

Really? I need to watch the episode

Why can't Americans make pizza? The crust has to be fucking thin, the thinner the better basically.
Thick crust is objectively garbage, and has nothing to do with cooking, only people whose cooking is absolute dogshit make these thicc, doughy shit pizzas.

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This, 3D Zelda was never my thing, until BOTW I only liked the top down ones.

That piece of trash was what euros think we eat.

wake up gordon

>pirating a multiplayer focused game
You couldn’t if you wanted to poorfag lol

Go away, amerifat.

Thin crust is the only decent pizza you fuckin' subhuman.

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What's your opinion on cheese-stuff crust?

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People were blinded by the utter lack of retro shooters. Dusk isn't really that great. It's fun, but NBI have made several, much better games.

good shit, user

>Undercooked disc of dough and oil
No.

>a panini
>one panini
Why do we accept this?

I hate the way Mario looks in this game.

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>game is hypocrite

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Nier Automata
I mean it's okay but nowhere near GOAT material. Combat is button-mashing, side quests are boring, and the story is pretentious. I still say if 2B wore pants it wouldn't have gotten half of the attention it gets.

By rolling on him?

every zelda game, every mario game, 90% of all nintendo games, pokemon games, 95% of all jappo games, 99% of all anime games, undertail/rail trash games, 99.99% of turn based games, 80% of rts games

uhhh morrowind is on console

All restaurants have an almost 50/50 success to failure ratio. He could have done nothing and it might have still be in business. Although credit is given to where it's dued, his show has boasted a 60% success ratio so following his advice is better than doing nothing.

>this is what non east-coast America calls a pizza
ftfy

Mass Effect 2

look at the buns you dolt. The top one has a small-ass bun while the bottom one is big enough

I don't hate it, but it is without a single doubt off. There's something off about his face. I think they made his mouth way too big and it looks fuckin weird. Specially easy to notice when he starts dancing.
It's no dealbreaker, sure, but it's strange to see a character you've had a established image of for an entire life look so weird for such a seemingly small change.

Exactly.

the mental gymnastics you go to try and justify this hack

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the mental gymnastics you go to try and justify shitty pizza

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>when the game dev deflects all criticism of him being a hypocrite

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>LOOKED good
Looks like someone didn't watch the episode

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I've got quite a few that fit that.

>Xenoblade
WAY too cinematic. It might as well be a damn movie at this point.

>Nier: automata
Same problem as Xenoblade.

>Bayonetta
Same problem as Nier

>Uncharted
Same problem as Bayonetta

>God of war
You kind of see where this is going. I just don't see the appeal of being told to sit down and watch 500000000 hours of cutscenes.

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>trying to justify the burger hypocrisy with the non related pizza issue

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Like every annoying celebrity hack with a stupid gimmick, the only thing worse than him are his fans. What an annoying faggot.

Present an argument instead of being butthurt

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FF7 remake

this

top burger had raw onions, bottom burger had caramelized onions. eating burgers with raw onions overpowers the flavor of the whole thing.

>implying those are the same
The meat is like twice as big in the top one

he's acting like he can't eat the burger and not the bun you pleb

Shhh don't present truths, user. NPCs are allergic to that

I'm pretty sure the issue is the size of the burger, a rule that it seems he doesn't follow either.

that restaurant wanted almost $30 for a burger.

And guess what'll happen if he bites into the top burger.

>burger slides out of the bun and condiments and toppings due to being unbalanced in size

That doesn't happen with a more balanced burger.

>ramsaybot calling anyone a NPC

deflecting the point

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>burgers like food
>thicker crust means theres more food
How do europoors not understand this?

Slim Shady

the crust is RAW

it's camera perspective. bottom are sliders and cut in half. top is a full burger with a too small bum.

Fair point, but as long as they cooked it properly it would be ok.

It's fucking idiotic, you complete brainlet.
There might be more food, yes, but the thin crust pizza is more flavorful, because the topping-to-crust ratio is objectively superior.
Just buy 2 Pizza's if you're fat, it's not that hard.

needs more crust

Only betas order thin crust pizza

Right, he's English, isn't he? I guess his teeth would be too fucked up to chew through food.

this is a thick crust

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>all that grease
so unappetizing

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the grease allows you to use it as an edible fleshlight

Probably the most praised game in the last couple years, even more so than RDR2 and I can't even bring myself to finish it. I feel bad too because my girlfriend gifted it to me at full price.

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I don't want my dick smelling of pepperoni. Have some standars, user.

dont order a peperoni silly

>here's your burger, bro

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It's almost 50% crust, it's a ripoff

Basically $40 to get sick. Nice.

>make a slider
>call it a burger
What the fuck Ramsay

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Christ, I want a pizza slice not a slab of grease

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The only sliding going on here is me sliding my meat right into that Wolf's oven

I dont know how people can eat outside in places like that.
As soon as you see the food doesnt look normal or isnt in a decent temperature you should fuck off right then.

The dough was raw so it's bad by default but even properly cooked it would be bad. I've gone to a place with ridiculously large amounts of crust like that and eating just ends up being a chore with all the bland, dry dough you have to eat.

It's actually better that way
t.pizza chef

Its not ok. Its not ok at all.
Nintendo fanboys are the ones to blame for that atrocity.
Literally no one asked for a open world Zelda.

This

I've had dollar bargain pizzas from fucking Aldi that looked more appetising than that shit. Seriously though, Aldi does some surprisingly okay cheap pizzas.

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Do you eat garbage?

I just wanted you to know that your pic made me laugh

>game is over 20GB

not him but it made me laugh too

Ramsay should try this one
youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>thin crust pizza is more flavorful
If I wanted flavor, Id eat candy. You eat food because it's filling; the taste is just something to make it go down easier.
>Just buy 2 Pizza's if you're fat
Americans appreciate value. If we needed to buy 2 pizzas every meal, we'd be almost as poor as eurogays.

>If I wanted flavor, Id eat candy. You eat food because it's filling; the taste is just something to make it go down easier.
You don't get to have a say in the matter because you never ate good tasting food in your life, Amerifat.

you can just tell a flyover made this post

>w-was that fucking mayo he was pooring at the start?

I wouldn't even eat food if it wasn't tasty. I would rather choose to starve. Apparently Americans are so used to eating bland tasting shit that they don't even mind anymore. That's just sad, and I feel sorry for you.

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didn't mean to quote

Even as a flyover I find his post to be pure faggotry.

mgs5

No, it's "Brazilian cream cheese", known as "catupiry".

What if I own both and like both but prefer CTR because it's more involved and fun?

How about the opposite?

>game everyone thinks looks shit but you

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This is why we keep telling you to take a shower.

>If I wanted flavor, Id eat candy
When is America getting nuked

Wasted trips

Pokemon

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>If I wanted flavor, Id eat candy.
Underage summerfag spotted
Whatever garbage-ass state youre from, I hope its nuked

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No one thinks this game is shit though.

>I want more empty calories
Yeah nah I'll take more cheese, meats, and sauces please

based and deepdishpilled

legend of zelda
ocarina of time

if you don't like thicc doughy crust you might as well eat cheese on crackers

That pizza was shit. "thin crust" that wasn't cooked all the way, with a gallon of grease.

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>If I wanted flavor, Id eat candy

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>40 bucks
no pizza is worth that

It's one thing to not like a couple of all those, but you really just sound like some dumb zoomer if you hate them all

>dough is literally watery fucking mush

No.

Honestly, italian pizza is pretty shit. I like frozen pizza more.

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>If I wanted flavor, Id eat candy
Do you like in Haiti and eat mud cookies?

Instead of waging war on whether or not thick pizza is good, instead post your personal favorite
>St. Louis Style BBQ chicken

This post was made by a martian.

Sekiro, but also that pizza sucked cock. I actually went there once, it was terrible and I hate the meme that /ck/ and faggots think that pizza was flawless.
IF IT WAS FLAWLESS WHY'D A 3 STAR MICHELIN CHEF CHANGE IT

>tfw barely eat anything with tomato sauce including pizza anymore because they give me stomach problems

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Red dead redemption 2. Game is bloated with all those useless features

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Ghetto niggers and hood spics do. They have no idea what a good or even a real pizza looks like, that’s why places like Little Cesar’s still exists.

>If I wanted flavor, Id eat candy.
Do I even need to say it?

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>If I wanted flavor, Id eat candy.
The absolute state of Amerifats LOL

Okami

in what way?

you're bloated with useless features

>pirated game contacts the authorities

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First of all, fuck you because it was an old white man that made the pizza. He was the one who insisted it was good, and couldn't cope with criticism. And while I don't know where they were located, I would put my money on the fact that their majority customer was white as well.

Second of all. Fuck you, Little Caesars is good.

Breath of the Wild

>Second of all. Fuck you, Little Caesars is good.
Critically? No. For it's price? Yes

>this is what a pizza is in ch*cago

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Based delusional user.

>Second of all. Fuck you, Little Caesars is good.
I sincerely hope you mean the price is good, and nothing else

Bastion.

ahaha you are so mad because you dont like my game xD

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GoW 2018 I think it looks great I just think it sucks ass and is boring.

Why is there so much cheese

No, critically. It has a great aroma and flavor, and it's nothing fancy, but it does what it needs to do as a pizza.

But I'm playing it on Switch.

Sometimes I dip my pizza in my coke before taking a bite.

>Authentic Italian pizza

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Mutt supreme.

How about you shut your mouth and kill yourself you retarded bigot?

Now this is based, fuck hoodlums

THIS IS NOT THICC YOU BITCH PUSSY. THIS IS A THICK CRUST.

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rent free

>witcher 1 is good
That's how I knew that you're a retard

It's okay ACfag, I read your post.

Is this supposed to be a bad thing?

He picked up a slice and 80% of the pizza evaporated and collapsed. No pizza does that but shit pizza.

Mamma mia da pizza pie!

gordon is a fucking hack that doesnt know how to cook. people only think hes a good chef because tv is poisoning their fucking minds. i cook better food than he does daily, ever watch his recipe videos? He seriously doesnt know what hes doing

Cyberpunk 2077 looks like dogshit and the gameplay to hype ratio is setting off every "DO NOT BUY" alarm in my head.

And this is coming from someone who deeply respects CDPR. I am genuinely more excited to see how Watchdogs Legion turns out despite my vehement hatred towards Ubisoft. Yarr harr, mateys

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>i cook better food than he does daily
How about posting some proof then?

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Her name? Xenoblade Chronicles X. I tried hard to like her, but it was too painful. Fuck Elma by the way, both metaphorically and literally.

Zelda BOTW looks like shit

It had good music though

Final fantasty 12

Doom 4

You're not fooling anyone, Jack.

Nigga it tastes like actual paper.

r8 the pizza I made for the DMC5 release

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This is the worst pizza chain I've ever had the displeasure of ordering from and if one exists near you stay the fuck away.

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One used to, that shit closed down. It was weird though, the first time I ordered from there it was godlike, I had just moved and I thought I had discovered my new "place". But nah every time after that first it tasted like garbage.

The meat in the top patty is WAY more than the ones on the bottom. If you could go back to see how much beef was used to form the patty, I wouldn't bee surprised if there was a good 100 g difference between them

Why would I pay 40 fucking bucks for THAT when I could just drive to Little Ceaser's and get one for $6? At least the LC will give you an actual THIN crust pizza

pizza should be a pleasant smooth experience not biting into cardboard covered in succulent ingredients
don't know how you faggots like that shit

Looks greasy and tasty as fuck

Doom 4 is out, retard. It's good. Doom 5 will be even better.
You just have shit taste and can't let go of your nostalgia.

If you don't like every Doom then you need to just fuck off out of the franchise. Your boomer/zoomer bullshit is killing all the fun of discussing the game.
I genuinely hate both boomers and zoomers. You fucking faggots are ruining everything. Please die.

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I got some wings from there one time and they were legitimately Tyson frozen chicken wings at a 500% up charge.

Admittedly, leftovers are pretty fucking mediocre, even when heated up. And if the pizza's been "hot n ready" for like 30 minutes in the tray, then yeah it's meh.

But man, a fresh out the oven one is incomparable. It's fucking delicious. And for to the price you pay ($5 or $6 for extra most bestest), it's a DAMN good deal.

still better than shitalian “pizza”

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This guy gets it
A good pizza is a balance between sauce, toppings, cheese, and dough
You can't have a pizza with barely any bread on it. It's a fucking abomination

Too much sauce
Pepperoni is burnt(I actually fucking love this but everybody knows the rules)
No butter on the crust

7/10
Gordon would try it but likely demand you chill the pepperoni for longer before assembly.

I'm assuming you're a goblin living in a dumpster because that's the only living thing that could think little caesar's tastes good.

Felt bad for the pizzaiolo, but aside from that, that thing didn't look good.

Really hope he bettered himself as a cook

BOTW is closer to the original LoZ than anything else

What, did they make it with fucking mozzarella?

Pizza is a food for homos.

Go fuck off to your vegan health food forum

he got worse reviews after changing recipe and closed
apparently fat fucks went there to feel full

The whole reason Gordon acts like he does in the top image is simply because the Buns are absurdly small because they ran out of the right ones

>Implying you've ever eaten an actual thin-crust pizza

Ooh, now that's easy lookin
A bit on the greasy side, but that just enhances it. A nice, juicy pizza that'll melt in your mouth. Though it'd have to be hot and fresh.

Chicago thick and Chicago thin are King and Queen of the pizza world

>If I wanted flavor, Id eat candy.

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>too much sauce
How the fuck can you have too much sauce? What kind of fucking heathen are you? Everyone knows the best pizza should have a shit ton of cheese and sauce along with a moderate amount of meat toppings and fucking deep dish.

Why is there a raw leaf in the pizza? what the fuck italians?

Devil May Fucking Cry 5. I got so bored I would play 20 mins then stop for the day till I finally beat the game. Button mashing/ walking in a linear line till reach end of level. I only beat cause I fucking payed 60$ for it.

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I can tell you are over 220 pounds

>game is true to the source material but all the newfags hate it
nuDoom it is

>plays it wrong
>Gets bored
I bet you bruteforce puzzle games and complain its garbage

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Fuck

>Game has a Cult-like following of haters

Why didn't you just return it you braindead degenerate?

Right mister 6'4 mma expert 30 BMI 210 muscle mass. I can smell you from here, fatty

No? Pizza place is still there. It's in Denver.

For me, the anime equivalent of this is Evangelion. Everyone loves it but I think it’s shallow and doesn’t have a very good story. For games, it has to be BOTW. I don’t hate it, I just don’t like the combat, among other things. I can’t play for more than 30 minutes without switching to something else.

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Because i'm a huge retard and purchased digitally off playstation store.

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Name a work of fiction deeper than Evangelion.

Battletech
>how to spot a weeb

You've seriously never had a good thincrust pizza if you call it cardboard lmao. The only cardboard thincrust I've had is frozen pizza

>hello is this thing on?
>am I all alone?
>is there anyone there?
>I need a bigger gun

Hi ESL friend, ESL teacher here. Remember the goal of language is communication. Grammar / syntax rules are always secondary! As long as the speaker / writer is understood, they probably won't care about following the rules you're being taught. Both your sentences are correct. OP's is just an abbreviated version of your second sentence :)

>If I wanted flavor, Id eat candy.
Is this actual american reasoning?

>ESL teacher here
>Both your sentences are correct
Fuck off roastie.

You are a worthless piece of shit and do not deserve a sincere response. Fuck you. I bet you like pineapple on pizza too.

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>too stupid to properly play DMC 5
>too stupid to refund games

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>Hurrr I like thincrust hurrr!
I bet you only put cheese on your pizzas, fucking faggot
>pineapple
Get wrekt cunt

There is literally nothing wrong with pineapple on pizza.

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WRONG
DING DONG MOTHERFUCKER
YOUR OPINION IS WRONG

What's the proper way? Secret to make the levels not linear? Collect every skill and waste hours to make it even easier?

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Yea Forums is laughing at you

Fucking lasagna?

>implying you have

Anyone else like grandma pizza? Great crust to toppings ratio with refreshing tomato chunks.

I had the same issue. I liked their pizza, but then after eating it, I'd get sick smelling the cheese. It was fucking gross all of a sudden. I couldn't stomach eating it anymore.

is this your first DMC game or something?

Fuck you guys, now I want pizza
Rate my fucking dinner, Yea Forums

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Actually tastes like ass.
Trust me, little degenerate pizza tastes like actual ass, and fucking paper. You are lying.

>nudoom is true to the source material
hello zoomer who never played doom.

I like nuDoom but it is nothing like old doom.

I smelled one of their pizzas once, and it smelled great. I didn't taste it, because it was someone else's leftovers.

chips look great, idk about those crusty orbs though, probably a bit dry and over-salty

Dude you're trying to reason with someone who unironically likes little ceasars. There is no getting through to some people. Just give it up bro.

It is actually, I buttoned mashed and died maybe once till end of the game. Walk in room "walls close" O SHIT WHATS GONNA HAPPEN?? 3 enemies come out. Walk to next room "walls close".

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>probably a bit dry and over-salty
It's okay, that's how I like them

>Never had an proper hot n ready LC pizza
I agree that stale LC is ass, but if you get fresh it's fucking fantastic.
Is it the best pizza I've ever had? No, that belongs to the Pesto Pepperoni I get at this local pizza place.

ok

They're supposedly fixing all the bullshit from the first one, I agree that this game wasn't as good as it's hyped to be. Ignore all hype.

>orders thin crust pizza
>that looks good
only if you're that fat if you think that's what a thin pizza should look like

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lose some weight and then kill yourself so you will fit in the coffin

This, anything FPS with weapon wheels. Family/friends play the Far Cry series and I could never get into it.

It looked good until he said the dough was raw inside

that is just fucking nasty

Become etika

>Americans

never trust a pizza with undercooked white crust

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>not giving pizza sufficient time to congeal
>being this pleb

fuck you, ramsay is one of the few based entertainers in this world of cringe

Use more buttermilk.

>Where dehd yhew get these tamatoes
>A fakin CAN! CHRIST!
>This crust its Fakn RAW!
> You call ehs a thin crust. This crust ehs so thick Pierce Brosnan is going to marry it

>I shall call you Trips of retardation

I did, you're not missing out on anything.

if the dough was truly undercooked then he was right, had that once and its terrible

>throws dough into air to show off
>rips a hole in it
BRs crack me up.

There was a bunch of raw dough on the inside, the pizza was dripping with grease.

I didn't realize enemies dropped cash and prizes and that you regularly were locked into arenas.

I fail to see what's wrong with that pizza

no wonder since you're a failure

Bayonetta

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I bet that sounded funny in your head faggot

Based and fatpilled

Re-take is dogshit, by the way.

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Bayonetta

it's just shitty DMC with weird proportions

that pizza is like 2 inches thick, despite him asking for the "thin crust", and undercooked
if I specifically asked for a thicc crust pizza and got that, I would still be upset

>If I wanted flavor, Id eat candy.
How old are you, you do know that this is a site for adults only right?

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i wish i could kill you for thinking it was okay to post this

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reminder he only acts this way for NAfats.
in the EU shows he is actually a lot more reasonable and not as over the top with the yelling and overacting nonsense.

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he literally could though, pretty sure you could even play online through hamachi or some shit

>sequel has some controversial additions

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LITERALLY HOW THE FUCK IS NUDOOM TRUE TO THE SOURCE MATERIAL
THERE'S 1% OF THE ENEMIES AND IT'S CUTSCENES EVERY 2 SECONDS
KILL YOURSELF

>If I wanted flavor, Id eat candy.

TF is wrong with you? Have you ever eaten anything other than dirt cookies?

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>frogposter likes eating greasy garbage
Not surprised.

>If I wanted flavor, Id eat candy
Is this peak-ameritard?

>pizza chef
I've worked in a few restaurants and all the ones that have pizza delegate the work to young kids (16-22) because all of the work that makes the pizza good is done in prep (making good dough, grading the cheese etc). The physical act of making a pizza on the spot is piss easy and you should feel ashamed for bragging about it.

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this post causes physical discomfort

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I think half life is crap and I don't get it. The shader tech and the physics were nice in 2 but I still don't get it. And I'm old as balls, played them when they came out.

Everything made by Blizzard

DMC games have three appeals: point building(maintain the biggest combo for as long as possible), hard mode challenge(beat the game, beat it again on harder mode, etc) and speed running(you're gonna be replaying the game a lot, aren't you?)

If you can't enjoy trying to kill low to mid tier enemies as fast and powerfully as possible DMC ain't for you.

Crysis 3, I fucking hate how it looks and I'm a graphics whore, I don't get it

Witcher 3. Game is as soulless as a game can get, why the fuck is so popular amongst the NEETS?

The fuck does this even mean? Do you like Bloodstained or not?

KAZ I'M ALREADY A DEMON WOAAAAAAAH HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHY ARE WE STILL HERE????
Fucking hell, I wish the actual game got cancelled and Ground Zeroes being the only playable part of it ever released, MGSV was 100 times better in our collective minds before its launch date.

Am I the only one who doesn't really like this guy?

The guy he rotates his food as he eats annoys me.

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My anime equivalent is Steins Gate.

I was pretty excited going into it, but it was incredibly boring and just made up the rules as it went along.

Mount and Blade Warband

It's for review purposes, he's showing off the visual aesthetics of the food, which do matter to food critics such as him

>he's showing off the visual aesthetics of the food,

He does then when he shoves his food right into the camera every time, him staring at his food like he can't figure out what he's looking at doesn't show off anything.

I have to say, even if it's fuckhuge, big, soft crust >>>>>>> tiny, shitty, rockhard crust

go eat a loaf of bread then, dipshit

lookin good, add some ketchup

are those deep fried meatballs?

what the fuck?

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Why yes I like pineapple on my pizza, how could you tell?

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Ramsay has never been so wrong.

Shut the fuck up Ramsay, your tongue is made up of like half salt at this point.

Witcher 3
Everyone I know who thinks Witcher 3 is palatable is a Triple-A graphics
drone who would never even touch the best indie games or anything
with more substance than it has polygon count. They play the same trite
shooter and soulless open world games over and over again. Who play
everything on easy mode. The kind of people who play WoW without raiding
above normal. Who never played one of the good Zelda games, Nier: Automata
a Souls game or a metroidvania. If it doesn't have some instant gratification
bullshit the attention span is not long enough. A battle system that has more
depth than point&shoot or block&swing is boring for these people.
Bastion, Undertale or Furi? Never heard of it. Final Fantasy, Zelda or Civ?
Boring. The apex of their gaming life is the Modern Warfare sniper mission.

who the fuck doesnt?

Why don't you go eat some concrete, you tiny eared bitch?

>Bastion, Undertale or Furi?
trash lol
>Final Fantasy, Zelda or Civ?
also trash

Have you tried context?

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>Furi
>trash
lmao, just end your life nigga like wow

putting pineapple on pizza is a sign of mental illness

Pizza connection

thats a stuffed pizza

Darling in the franxx

>B-BUT SUMMERFAGS DON'T EXI-

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any episode of scooby doo

put me in the screencap

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anything Bethesda

Based
cringe

are you so retarded you dont know what spinach is

this is unironically my favorite kind of pizza

>Lasagna in a bread bowl
>Pizza

Are you fucking retarded? The problem is that the diameter of the buns don't match the burger in the top one.

Exactly .

You’re the guy who leaves crust all in the box aren’t you?

Throw a LC pizza in a 375 degree oven on a preheated pan for 10 minutes when you get home with it. Crisps up the bottom of the crust and caramelizes the top a bit. Makes it 100% better for very little effort, try it and see for yourself.

It's a Chicago style deep dish. Marinara on top, then toppings, cheese on the bottom. It's more of a pie than a pizza. Very good if made right.

user..... mozzarella is the primary cheese on pizzas

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That is not a pizza, it's a bread bowl with tomato soup and a lining of cheese.

You are the worst.

how did this get so many replies, you faggots disgust me

I feel like I'm gonna get shit for this but Haibane Renmei. I just didn't care much for it.

He's absolutely right. Anyone who puts pineapple on pizza is subhuman.

>eat pizza
>get horrible stomachache
>can't focus on vidya
Everytime

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You are a worthless sack of shit that needs to die.

how is the switch version? i'm about to buy it and I have a PS4 as well, but use my switch more in general.

yes it's true, this user speaks for all of america

Boredlands
World of Warcrap
Life is dyke

There's probably more but I can't be arsed to try and remember

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Imagine being a burger who calls Europeans poor while he lives in debt and has to pay 1/5th of his paycheck on internet & electricity bills

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IDGAF
deal with it

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Cyberpunk

Not the same user, but it's solid.
Haven't personally experienced any frame drops.
Online is populated (but the online is shitty in that game in general).
I've heard that load times are a teensy bit longer compared to PS4 version, but I haven't seen a direct comparison.
Also PS4 gets exclusive retro skins

thats....basil?

looks like spinach yo me nigga lmaoo

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