Why didn't Chief make babies with Cortana?
Why didn't Chief make babies with Cortana?
Benjamin Bailey
Hunter Wood
She's an AI, she's already Artificially Inseminated.
Caleb Diaz
Hologram.
Artifical Intelligence.
She was originally a chip he put into the back of his helmet.
A human being cannot procreate with a fucking Data Chip.
Even with her "resurrection" she is nothing more, than an AI with control of various technologies. Can she create? Perhaps.
Procreate with living biologicals? No.
Logan Thomas
He's literally sterilized
John Parker
Why bother with Cortana when you now have access to vice-like sangheili pussy?
Ryan Ward
>A human being cannot procreate with a fucking Data Chip
Dont tell me what i can or cant do.
Andrew Miller
their babies would be too powerful they would be half AI and half Master Chief
William Harris
Here we go again, I make a Metroid thread on Yea Forums no one post, they're only interested in this shit, make Halo thread on Yea Forums and get the same result, I'm done with Halo and Metroid on Yea Forums, you guys suck.
Nolan Miller
I don't think robots can make babies with blue alien women, OP.
Ayden Phillips
You stuck a micro sd up your dick hole didn't you?
Ayden Hill
because Cortana is a bitch.
Benjamin Sullivan
honestly, 343i would do this. halo 7 featuring Chief and Cortana's half AI, half Spartan son, and the technicalities are hand waved with space mumbo jumbo
Jason Turner
Because the real chief doesn't have romantic feelings for cortana.
Xavier Cox
Cringe again.
Hudson Gray
i thought it would fit. the peehole literally looks like an sd card slot.
Jonathan Campbell
>how do you impregnate a hologram?
with lots of attempts.
Henry Lopez
Is Master Chef an incel?
Nathaniel Garcia
Memory expansion eh?
Christopher Jackson
This reads like a genderbender.
Gimme sauce.
Jacob Lopez
Too busy with saving the world, otherwise he would be swimming in poontang.
Jackson Collins
We are Americans, AMERICANS! This is AMERICAN HOUR! We should be talking about Halo nonstop, Japan doesn't like, Europe doesn't like Halo, we're the only ones who keep it alive, yet the only types of Halo threads you guys can make are this shit threads, alien porn threads and late night threads when everyone goes to bed, I'm done.
Blake Torres
its literally in the filename you lazy fuck.
Blake Davis
Thanks for spoonfeeding me, loser.
Jonathan Rodriguez
Reminder that everything after ODST is shit
Elijah Cooper
Because she isnt real. Cortana is just a simplistic tts AI on the level of reach's Dot. Chief imagines this guiding voice as a motherly halsey figure due to intense psychological trauma
Camden Sanders
No he doesn't and she isn't motherly at all, he's never expessed any sort of feelings towards Halsey.
Cortana is just a useful companion, she might have feelings for him but they are one-sided
Wyatt Lewis
Did it really have that many people at one point? When was this 2009?
Jason Ortiz
Halo 1 Cortana>All
Bentley Williams
man knows what's up
Jason Myers
who’s the final boss of halo?
Charles Nelson
Cortanas giant labia
Robert Gonzalez
nah its halo 4 cortana for me
Alexander Brooks
Just download Windows 10
Levi Ortiz
I refuse to believe chief never had sex with a woman before. He probably fucked one of the female Spartans. Shame they're probably all muscle and aggressive.
Mason Johnson
MC cant fuck a hologram, but he can still do doctror whats-her-name