How is Nintendo so in denial? The average Switch user is a fat shut-in or a kid. Normal people don't play handheld games outdoors.
Normal people don't do this
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My play the Switch outdoors with my girlfriend all the time.
I love that shot where the CEO suit guy takes out Switch from his inner pocket. They had to cut it because there's no way a Switch would fit his inner pocket without the weight of it wearing his suit down making him look retarded.
Do you know even one faggot who carries around a fuckhuge gameboys?
The most absurd thing has to be the two 14 year old girls interrupting their climbing session to not only play handheld games but to play fucking Smash.
When was this or will this ever happen? It's complete fantasy. Not even the type which commercials usually make. This one is pure and utter insanity.
>go out on an amazing vacation to hong kong or the bahamas
>play nintendo switch instead
>go to rock climbing gym to exercise and have fun
>play nintendo switch instead
why
Have you seen those faggots with fuckhuge smartphones?
I bet you still think house hippos are real.
>CEO suit guy
Show me even a single commercial in the history of television that is NOT pure and utter insanity.
I have no clue. Why would anyone even bother with this when they have a phone? Normal people don't care about playing the bing bing wahoo on the go.
They use those phones to socialize, listen to music, watch videos and occasionally do some light gaming. You're comparing an all-purpose device to a glorified Mario device. Get real.
>Normal people
They're not Nintendo's demographic.
It's for kids
they know, it's called marketing.
>They use those phones to socialize
>listen to music, watch videos and occasionally do some light gaming
I’ll give you a minute to figure out why what you just said is beyond retarded.
It's not my fault you were born an illiterate retard.
>They use those phones to socialize
Reposting retarded shit, browsing lowres filtered photos and swiping on dating apps is not "socializing"
unironic cringe
Start a revolution, nerd. Nobody cares.
>in denial
It's called advertising you half wit
Look at that absolute chad, climbing with no harness.
>bouldering with a harness
..user
Have you people never seen adverts? Pretty much all car ads are like this as well.
Normal people drive cars though. Nintendo's ads look so absurd because it's adults doing kid things.
Yes, yes, i, too, know a lot of people who were born litterate and who started reading Sartres at 8 months
>Drive'sRyanGoslinshoutingobscenitiesatamirror.mp4.exe
Normalfags and chads on my college always carry one, you could see them playing it everywhere.
Cope.
Sure they do.
You mean you don't do sports with a bunch of black and asian people? Get with the current year already, OP.
Im on a private college, if you can't afford a switch to play smash you're unironically a fucking loser.
God I love Nintendo and PS4 fights. Quality bait and memes make me lol. Truly .ake the day better.
>he thinks it's about income and not being a fat loser nincel
>an all-purpose device to a glorified Mario device
Not so far back, Nintendo consoles were "all-purpose device"s.
Sure, thanks to homebrew, but they were.
No idea about the current situation, I have no Switch, but anyone with a brain used their DS at least as an MP3 player.
The times have changed, gramps.
How's second winter, Lester?
>tfw no very slight peek at her cooter in this
It's all I need man.
You think this way because you are that fat shut-in who wouldn't go out
How would you even know how people outside behaves
well sorry if I have giant hands that some phones are difficult to use. Onpelus 7 has been a blast and easy to use.
I have only ever seen ONE person in public with a Switch, anf it was some guy on the metro train.
Why would you risk showing that off in a place where someone could grab your Switch and run out of the train? They could even time it right to jump out right before the doors close. It would be so easy.
>i-it's actually they who are the fats
>fat loser nincel
Stop projecting.
Not my fault you can't afford more than a single console.
Seethe poorfag
I find it really funny the only, and I mean only, place I see such a hatred for playing a portable video game console in public is a video game board.
>people in marketing promotions are exaggerated
No fucking shit dumbass
There's something wrong with you if you think every Switch owner is a fat loser or a kid.
It's easy to guess that you're pretty much the fat guy with a childish mind in the end
Who cares about what normalfags do? I do whatever I want
>he has never played smash with his bros
How terribly sad and jaded you must be, i pity you sad little man.
Normal people don’t drive cars through the fucking desert for fun like they’re depicted as Doing in adverts
Japan. The answer to your question is Japan. As in, people do - in Japan. Because nobody has time or space to game at home, or they live out of capsule hotels 5 days a week and spend 33% of their lives on trains
Speak for yourself loser
>never went dustbowling
Pleb.
>OnePlus
How have their phones been recently?
Still unlocked bootloader? Is there a maintained Lineage build for the newer phones?
>playing Switch under the summer sun
what a way to murder its cpu by overheat and burn your hands in the process
I tend to look at video games in sheer anger and hatred.
It's marketing and it works.
See: switch sales
Still solid phone from what I've used. My last one was OP 3T, then I switched to Samsungs Note-series. Now back on the OP train. I though about Mate 20 X but settled with OP 7 Pro.
Playing Switch is my favorite outdoors activity during sunny days.
All the people in this image have had sex.
So... c-can I have sex if I buy the Switch Lite?
Of course!
Lol, this. They picked the perfect storm of complete bullshit. Girls, athletic, rockclimbing... they then take a break and play on their switches (they each have one), AND they're playing smash. I would be fucking floored to see this happen organically in real life.
you're right, it's gonna be animal crossing if its girls playin their switch