Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

What went wrong?

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What went wrong?

Critics are all casuals. That's why Sword and Shield are gonna get at least a 90 despite how shitty it fucking looks

People are idiots

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What went Right?

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I feel like there's one, singular autist, who is extremely butthurt this game (likely from his childhood) didn't review so well.

>childhood
this game is from 2009, so it would just be some autistic zoomer.

You know there's a whole pmd fanbase that finds that score hilariously stupid right? It's godhand ign tier.

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Yeah, exactly.

No, I don't know there's a whole fandom for this. I just know I've seen people seething over this game's score for years.

>still no PMD game in the past 3 years
>Cubone hasn’t been a startermon since Red/Blue Rescue Team
>friend areas have been gone since Red/Blue Rescue Team
>sprites stopped being a thing after Sky

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So what are expecting shield and sword to get? i say at least an 86

Reminder that the composer is bankrupt

It’s mind blowing how critics just hate mystery dungeon.

>tfw never forget gamexplains review of super where they brought in a kid who said before that he hated mystery dungeon and started shitting all over mystery dungeon as a series

>Metacritics
Who cares?

sun/moon got 87, so i would expect at least a 90

the next mystery dungeon be a much better game but receive a 65

SPMD has the best dungeoncrawling of them all, tho.
Gates' partner has yet to be topped.
I think Gates' land development shit had potential but was half-assed. Should've worked more like castles in Suikoden.
As the sprites weren't super detailed in the first place I don't mind them being gone too much, though I do have fond memories of places like Deep Star Cave or the bleak futures.
Spinda's cafe is da bes.

Are you high? SPMD was literally the easiest pile of fuck ever with a shitty hand hold story and a terrible recruitment system.

>terrible recruitment system
how much worse could it get?

>easiest

lol no with the games anti grinding and how you barely get exp the game ends up stupid hard for all the wrong reasons

Pokemon will never get 90+

No one also gave a shit about this god tier VN. People just have shit taste.

>can’t name your party members
>some overleveled members had timers on them so they can’t be used for a set amount of time
>Connection Orbs completely replaces Bulletin Boards for no discernible reason
Not to say that recruiting wild Pokémon in the past was way way better, I just didn’t like how “predictable” and limited the recruitment system was in PSMD. My ideal recruitment system would be like negotiation in SMT, just engage in a conversation with the wild Pokémon and trade money and stuff from your treasure bag until they’re convinced in joining you ontop of the already established system of fighting them and leaving it up to chance for them to be recruited upon defeat.