So will it fit in a pocket now? Requiring a case or backpack isn’t portable
So will it fit in a pocket now? Requiring a case or backpack isn’t portable
Easton Wilson
Matthew Rivera
maybe
Joshua Harris
Jews making us buy a new console just to fix the fucking awful d pad that the original model has
Ayden Reyes
If I saw some faggot carrying a fucking switch in his back pocket I'd knock his ass out in 3 seconds flat
Jose Evans
not really, and it has still the same underwhelming graphics and framerate the undocked version always had
it not worse lol
enjoy :)
Sebastian Butler
People that would buy a handheld only don’t care about that. It still beats the hell out of the 3DS.
Tyler Morgan
just wear cargos
Ayden Robinson
The Switch was always pocket sized retard. Console in one pocket, joycons on the other
Camden Gomez
No you wouldn't you faggot.
Nicholas Peterson
1 second to identify your target
1 second to power up while screaming
1 second to punch in slow mo to make the impact harder
Jack Hall
He’s right I just tried it
Xavier Anderson
Not with protruding joysticks.
Cooper Clark
Yes my friend.
It's a true portable. Not like the original clunky ass switch
>B-but the original switch is portable just have huge cargo pants and remove the joycons it will fit!
No.
>real d-pad
>No joycon shit to deal with
>Portable only
>more battery life
>lighter
>smaller
>Fits in your pocket
>Possible switch lite dock
>Sleek and sexy like the dslite
>A majority of games will run on it. Only shit like 1-2 switch and mario party won't work but they suck so who cares
>100 usd cheaper
Based as fuck Nintendo.
Samuel Young
Now try putting a wallet in with the joycons
Camden Hernandez
lol no enjoy dwarf Switch
only benefit I can perhaps give is battery life and even that's just a sliver bit of time more alongside brighter screen.
Sebastian Anderson
>putting a wallet in your front pocket
Charles Ortiz
well, congrats?
I guess the playstation 2 beats the playstation 1 too in that regard. one would assume
Alexander Morales
>Only games that suck won't work with it so who cares
>speculating a dock when there is nothing for video output
>removing controller innovation
Nathaniel Baker
Not with those shoulder button bulges
Zachary Stewart
won't the sticks fuck up if you put it in your pocket?
David Anderson
If it's the same or smaller than Switch - Joycons, then it is portable. If not, they ironically made it harder to carry.
Brayden Johnson
Yeah, and the PS2 sold way more than the PS1, what in the fucking Christ is your point?
Grayson Hill
>sitting on your wallet
I read that it fucks up your back after prolonged exposure
Luis Cooper
>Can't play any metroid game
>Cant play any castlevania game
>have to pay to play cool shit like metal slug
>have to pay for online
>mainstay """games""" are zelda and mario the two most overrated series on earth
I don't care if they made it cost 100$, just give me a justifiable reason to buy this shit that doesn't involve me becoming a brainrotted bing bing wahoo or smash playing degenerate.
Elijah Adams
because it has zelda, mario, and smash
there is no other reason to buy it
Ethan Brown
my point is that the switch was underwhelming enough for the current generation especially in 2019 Anno Domini
an upgrade to the switchs rig is the LEAST that lazy nintendo could do
Robert Rodriguez
Isaiah Baker
>have to pay for games you want to play
WHAT A CONCEPT
Cameron Flores
I COULD USE A LITTLE FUEL MYSELF
Robert Lewis
It has Castlevania
Jaxson Thompson
My Normal switch can fit in my pocket, I don’t understand where this meme comes from
Jaxon Flores
why do you want and or expect Konami to make ANYTHING that isn't utter garbage nowadays? Just pick up the Classicvania collection or either Bloodstained game
Connor Parker
>not having your wallet where you can feel it
Asher Stewart
obviously don't buy it you don't like video games you brain dead fucking faggot
Tyler Thomas
Works perfectly. How much space does you wallet take up?
Lincoln Thompson
AND WE COULD ALL USE A LITTLE video games
Logan Barnes
You wouldn't do shit you little faggot. You would just silently seethe and then after mommy took you home you would post to Yea Forums how you totally beat him up and everyone clapped.
Austin Reyes
Have you not been keeping up? There are games coming out this year that you might like, like Astral Chain or Daemon X Machina
Xavier Smith
>>speculating a dock when there is nothing for video output
Look at the bottom of the unit you moron
Luis Taylor
AHAHAHAHAH, suuure.
Parker Morgan
>WHY ISN'T *insert nintendo franchise that hasn't seen an installment for 2 generations* GETTING A NEW GAME?
Blake Bennett
You can play eveeything hacking that shit lmao
Gavin Butler
user you do realize there are games coming out this year that aren't moonland memes that are first party right? just because Pokemon looks like unfinished shit doesn't mean the entire year is gone.
Luis Cruz
>SWITCH HAS NO GAMES THIS YEAR
see you in two weeks with the multiple FE generals trying to decide which student user should plow
Gabriel Stewart
>"wHy dO yOu hAvE tO pAy iN oRdEr tO pLaY gAMeS?"
This! Fucking Nintendo! What were thwy thinking!