Has a game ever broken you Yea Forums?

Life

what was your name in cpma?

Super Mario Sunshines secret levels pissed me off to no end, and this particular one broke me.

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Something about how the timer only worked in full seconds so even if there was only .0001 sec left it would reset back to 1 sec. This basically gave her opponent like 4 extra chances to win which she eventually did.

youtu.be/f1nsnMVEuS0

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Fencing is the stupidest fucking "sport" there is. It is absolutely nothing like real swordfighting.

Did you mean to type grindr?

I've had my anus broken in CoC but savescummed to preserve my dignity

Weak. She brought great shame unto her family and was forcibly "retired" afterwards. Now her sole purpose is to breed out babies for powerful members of her government.

>try to timer scam
>get destroyed

Seems like karma to me.

Mario Galaxy 2 for me.

MGSV broke me. I now know the danger of buying into prerelease hype, and have become distrusting of nearly all trailers. I haven't been really hyped for a game since. Now if something is announced I just think "oh, if it's good it'll probably be cool" but I'm never excited to the point of soaking in all the details, keeping up with news, or counting down the days like I used to.

grindr is chill
everyone just sends dick pics and wants sex

tinder is filled with catfishing whores

Who gives a fuck.

The pachinko machine fucked me more

>playing clash of clans

>one game away from promoting in overwatch
>get half a dozen games where enemy team has a cheater and my team doesn't have supports or tanks
>uninstall

>breed out babies
So she''ll be getting the same experience at home now too?

No, but the last boss of Shinobi on PS2 was the one closest to.

Gay male is easy mode. You can literally install Grinder and have someone coming to suck your dick in 5min. Weird shit happens when women don't have control of sex.

t. have a gay bff

>Olympic officials don't have access to a clock with milliseconds on it

That is some bullshit.

Do you have brain damage user?

fuck

CSGO. Got pretty good but holy shit what a rage inducing game half the time. I would get salty, rage at my buddy, vow never to play with him ever again and removing him from my steam friends list. Of course a week later hed msg me asking to play and we'd be back to normal till it was his turn to freak out. Good times. Now I just do Jui Jitsu and almost never get angry doing that.

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Tekken breaks me everytime I play it online

she seems nice

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I was referring to how the woman(?) in his image looks like a man.

Because it was disappointing and didn't live up to your hype? I can see that. I wish I could sit Kojima down and explain to him just how fucking stupid the story and more importantly how the story is told is.

Of all games, I'd say the Kira Kira visual novel got me most. The game spends the entire time being a happy, positive VN with little real substance until you get to the route for the main girl. The VN is set out so if you want to go for a specific girl then you get options long before this to go for them, so this is likely to be the last route you go for.

The main girl is forced to drop out of school and go into the adult industry because of her poor family, her father can't deal with this and sets their house on fire. She dies in hospital. The main character goes through a breakdown and becomes a musician in a shit band, haunted by her ghost who tries to work through his grief years later by making a song from her last cassette tape. This is the "normal route" which you must go through to get the true ending where instead of setting the house on fire, the dad attempts to commit suicide alone. He's taken to the hospital, talks to the MC and then cuts his wrists while the MC decides not to get a doctor and just let him die.

The normal route really fucked with me, it really is painful to read a love story with a bitter ending. Even when you know there is a happy alternative in the true ending, that doesn't remove the empathy for the normal ending guy, who is much more relatable because he turns into a failure too.

>a piece of meat on a board

why are americans like this?

>T. Edgelord

Fencing resembles swordfighting just as much as this resembles debate

youtube.com/watch?v=fmO-ziHU_D8

Yeah it'd be way better if they used real swords and actually tried to kill each other!

Someone better have gotten fired for this shit.

RAPIERFAGS??

youtube.com/watch?v=w2A_NISUX-w&t=200s

Yes, the game of life did

Isn’t it more stupid that one person gets randomly declared “priority” and wins if the tie isn’t broken?

the game of life

I didn't even understand what they were debating about

I was playing pubs in Tf2 last night, in the same lobby b4nny and his crew were in. I thought I was a competant player, but I guess I've spent the last 10 years of my life sucking shit and not getting gud.

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Yeah, that's the part that bothers me. They rack up points by making statements and backing them, but there's so much emphasis on just talking that you don't actually understand the debate.

That's simply due to the angle of the shot and her positioning. I mistook the girl in OP for a man too.

user please consult a neurologist.

>tfw dicklet
no easy sex for me

Debating, proper competitive debating, is more about how you debate than anything else. There is a reason its not good for actually being convincing to general people.

user don't you know? Women tend to overestimate penis size, they add like 2 inches.

Is the Olympics even real? I mean, have any one of you guys ever been there and played some sport?

Would be considered average at best, which still aint going to get my dick sucked.

>she

we talking in terms of difficulty or emotionally?

Muh rustic feel

You're thinking backwards, those 'huge' guys weren't huge they were regular. You can still make it man, work with your hands, work with your mouth down south, turn her into putty, make your monster grow.

The only advantage you have you can deep throat your average grill... My gf can barely even take half of my dick;_;

Right. I understand that.
That's a damn shame. How the hell do they not have better clocks after 110 years of fencing?

Oh my mouth game is tops, girls love it. But that doesn't help the getting her over and letting me show it to her part.

Ahh thank you for reminding me my penis isn't small im going to go jerk off now.

>someone automatically wins if the score is tied
>no access to millisecond clocks
>restart round to 1 second after accidentally hitting the go button
>appeal rejected

What a fucking joke of a sport

It's just a game, bro. No need to get mad.

Priority basically establishes whose on defense. Not sure if it's any easier for one person or the other. Seems tense for both people.

his swords do have edges, so, yes

Yeah its nice. My last GF was a bonafide dick sucking machine and she was balls deep on my cock most of the time she did it, it was fantastic. But when the actual sex happened I couldn't even do some shit because my dicklet wouldn't stay in. Shit sucked. I don't get girls that complain about their tits and expect me to sympathize. I know plenty of chestlets that do just fine with guys. But dick size actually impacts your sex life, its way fucking worse.

Any and all fighting games, shooters, and card games. I can't handle loss at all.

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No.

>random pub player vs comp pro
not sure what you were expecting

She got robbed. I feel for her. Also, I really fucking got way, WAY too into competitive shooters. Even after the genre was dead and buried I had to keep finding ones to play, even ones that were objectively dogshit at an actual competitive level. I remember almost having an aneurysm due to trying to drag my friends through the grind to Legend in Destiny 2, and that nearly killed me. I had to stop.
Dude, i'm fat and have what is probably a scientifically defined chode. Like five and a half long, maybe, but six and a half around. It legitimately looks hilarious. Not like i'll ever use it.

fencing is so fucking gay

I can't play fighting games because I'm so bad at them.

I quit Smash Ultimate and sold the game when I got temp banned from disconnecting from a FFA, when I was searching for a 1v1.

>Epee
pic related

>I only play mature rating games for mature gamers, such as myself
also pic related

based

got a lot of sword fighting experience there, user? Do you even know the different types without looking them up?

>t. brainlet

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I certainly hope not, it wasn't anyone's fault. The only person whose fault it might be is the one responsible for the time used. Allowing one second each bout essentially gives the aggressor as many chances as their ability to hit allows.
This is an administrative oversight. One that caused a heartbreaking loss. But it is within the rules - unfortunately the rules didn't account for edge cases like this.

My question is, did they upgrade the timer since then? Can the timer used now account for milliseconds or are they only doing whole seconds still?

This.

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>t. sabrefag

>so th-th-the way that the status quo works, muh is allowing ah ah is whiteness allowing uh uh is forcing other bodies ah mah uh uh the whiteness mah ah the violence that whiteness does ah uh uh
hot take

I'm curious, I want to see.

foil is superior
you also get a cool metal vest

>Debating, proper competitive debating, is more about how you debate than anything else.
That sounds like it has no bearing on being correct or accurate then. It's just an abstract notion of if you're able to say shit and convince the judges (not the people to be convinced) that what you're saying logically links to back shit up you're claimed. It doesn't even need to be coherent or a complete thought.
I don't know who that guy is that posted the video but he's right there is degradation over the years. I'd further argue that it fosters anti-intellectual thought patterns and beliefs.

Fencing is still sword-fighting you edgy teenagers

>foil
user i...

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>lol-i-can-hit-anywherepee
>lol-i-can-slash-like-my-anime-sabre
at least foil takes skill

>lol-i-can-only-hit-the-chest-and-my-hits-only-count-if-i-attacked-first
>implying that having more limited options takes more skill when really it takes less because you don't have as many options you fucking brainlet

Any other fencers on Yea Forums?

It's still bizzare to me that Americans have competitions for debates and spelling.

what kind user?

I went into doki doki literature club completely blind a couple of weeks after my best friends dad killed himself. My head was in a really bad way for a month or 2 afterwards. I lost 30kg because of it though so not the worst thing that ever happened.

yeah, it's really fun when you try to only hit each others wrist like with epee you faggot

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oh you fuckin guessed it, bub.

>chooses the default starter sword.
Wow user, you're making the Epeefags look cool rn.

/epee/ here

oh shit, the sabrefrag with his nothing personnel attack

Any.

Foil is the true man's sport. Faggot epeeists can't even hit the target area. Sabreurs gotta slash like fucking babies.

>only hit each others wrist
have you ever actually seen epee fencing user? also i haven't spent allot of time doing foil but i'm pretty sure that wrist hits are legal in it lol
also why do you hold your wrist at an angle for your on-guard stance? i feel like you'd hurt yourself at some point doing that

You practice a lot and learn to also take your losses. Nobody is bad or good at fightan, you can only improve and that applies the highest level players too

this is in paraguay you dunce.

based fellow epeeist
>literally choosing the gayest form of fencing
>holding your sword with three fingers so you can lightly slash at your opponent's shoulders better
>the only form of fencing in which defense is literally pointless
yeah real superior user

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Saber

>Foil is the true man's sport. Faggot epeeists can't even hit the target area. Sabreurs gotta slash like fucking babies
everybody I know who focues on foil/foil-elitist is also a frenchaboo and of questionable heterosexuality. you're probably just butt-mad that some epee chad played you hard with tricks you didn't see coming

Actually, i used all 3 weapons, I'm just joking around, I used to be in a fencing club. People used to be really good at targeting the wrist with an epee when I was still fencing, it's basically the perfect target when you're quick enough because it's usually the closest target you can have.
It's not a legal area in foil because only the chest and back is.

epee, the others are basically clowning around

I have to say though, i really like female saber fencers, them fucking thighs. Too bad my club is epee only

paraguay is in south america though.

>doesn't like fast paced offensive Saber slashing (like a real friggin sword, God forbid)
>ha! I tagged your foot just as you skewered my head! I get the point haha, right of way is pointless, haha
>I-IT'S GAY BECAUSE THEY'RE MEAN AND PICK ON ME
come on man, you're cooler than the foil babies, but don't step up to the only actual sword.

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>targeting the wrist with an epee when I was still fencing, it's basically the perfect target when you're quick enough
ah reminds me, I made a a boy my age cry doing that 5 times in a row during a tournament when I was 15, finished the duel with a nothin-personnal-stab in the toe, good times

I hated that fucking level, it isn't bad enough that it's difficult as shit to get to, then it's difficult to beat on top of that.

BAH GOD HE'S ALREADY DEAD STOP THE DAMN MATCH

fair enough, the foot/forearm is generally the most easy target to hit from my experience though
>t. unironically gets half of his hits from counterattacks to the wrist

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Aller se faire cuire un œuf tête de noeud

meant for Also, for , wrist flicks are risky and unreliable, though very fun when you score, most high level competition has very few points like that. I am a bad fencer myself but i had the luck to get a few lessons from some of the top fencers worldwide. only had 1 drill on flicking on 1 lesson

LISA and Nier Automata

Spelling bees are extremely fun, you missed out
t. second-place winner of my school-wide 5th grade spelling bee

LETS DISCUSS FENCING INSTEAD OF VIDEO GAMES. WHERE THE FUCK ELSE WOULD WE DO IT? ON THE SPORTS BOARD? PPPPPPFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT GOOD ONE

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>Yea Forums fences
Didn't see this one coming at all

I knew some old timer Russian and Ukrainian guys at the fencing gym. They'd pull out all the nothing-personnel moves. They were great.

Also, wrist is a great target for Saber.

LOOK user LOOK ITS LUIGI AND DR ROBOTNIK FENCING LOOK AT THE COLORS HAHA ISNT IT FUN

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Dark Souls 3 I guess.
In the second big area of the game (the village) I realized unlike DS1 I really wasn't enjoying a single aspect of the game and just getting angrier by the minute, so I quit.

This guy again

I actually coach at my foil club. It's a great way to meet qts, although 99% of new starters are weak-willed quitters.

Nioh, it was just way too hard. i really wanted to complete it but I just couldn't adapt.
DDLC also made me depressed for like a week because it made me realize just how lonely I was.

>fast paced offensive saber slashing like a real sword
>sabre
>like a real sword
user pls
>I-IT'S GAY BECAUSE THEY'RE MEAN AND PICK ON ME
no it's gay because of how you hold your sword like a fucking teacup
same desu, i thought Yea Forums was for fags but i guess not

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fencing is like video games

Yea Forums at best tried HEMA once, has a plastic broadsword in their room and go on youtube fencing videos to write paragraphs about how "its not real fencing" etc. Meanwhile if you give them a sword and put them in a match they will be out of breath in 15 seconds

Oh yeah, that one to. At some point I couldn't progress anymore cause I needed to complete some bullshit challenges. I don't get why they changed it so you have to collect absolutely every star possible to progress instead of some minimum amount.

After 1000+ hours of R6, having friendships almost end over it between the people I played with and barely managing to get to Plat ONCE and having 0.7k/d I realized that no matter how hard I tried I wasn't even good enough to achieve a mediocre rank that even children could get to. I realized that I'm old, my reflexes suck and that I hadn't been having fun for 500 hours now. So I quit and never looked back.

add another reddit nazi frog poster to the filter

You know the weirdest thing?

My parry in real life is sick, but I can't parry to save my life in Dark Souls. Seriously, I fought Gwyn the legit way because I just can't fucking do it in the game.

>plebbit nazi frog poster
ngl that's pretty cringe chief

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Jesus fuck that picture is older than me, shouldn't you be having sex and raising kids by now?

Lmao this just makes the entire sport look like it's run by idiots.

>underage
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
also
>he hasn't had sex

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>sabre
Do you want me to spell shit like colour or honour as well?
>no it's gay because of how you hold your sword like a fucking teacup
cool. here's your anime tier grip bro.

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Mom, grandpa is on Yea Forums again.

It was a bullshit level designed to make 100% completion autists rage

Also epee, but god damn female sabre fencers are thick as fuck.

Yes. It was regretful.

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Girls suck my dick all the time and its pretty damn average for sure

Is their inner monkey coming out or why do they keep saying uh uh ah ah like monkeys?

I picked up fencing recently, are epee and saber that different? Im doing epee but i'd like try saber at some point, would it be too hard for a beginner to switch types?

I fenced for a good five+ years and got rated. What's good, bro?

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>triggered by britfag spelling
>but the grip isn't like a normal sword reEEE
you realize that there are different types of epee handles right user? also a stabbing sword with a gun-style handle actually works while holding a regular sword with three fingers doesn't lmao

>grandpa is on Yea Forums again
i unironically want to gas my generation tbqh

Rain world, multiple times, but is now one of my favorite games ever. artistic masterpiece

No, but you should take time to know the rules for at least one of them really well so the differences seem like minor variations rather than getting muddled up with what your brain considers basic rules.

I loved Kira Kira.

Epee is shit so who cares.

FFXI

>spend last of everything getting gear for new level that only works at that level
>die and delevel
>can't wear shit or hold a weapon

I didn't start the spelling discussion, user. So you can blow on that account.

>Dude let's just change the fundamentals of what makes up a sword to help Foil/Epee users and their weak hands.
pic related

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You're lucky. I wish my folks were that cool.

all three kinds are plenty different from each other, maybe you should start with foil because once you go epee you never go back (unless you're a fag, the freedom and the speed of epee is much more fun). haven't really had the chance to actually learn sabre but the times I've tried were really fun as well. fuck foil though

Th14f

Everything about it made me want to put of games for the longest time

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foil and sabre are gay. target areas and right of way are retarded.

epee is based and redpilled. NO manlets aloud.

Foil and epee need to be fucking gassed, you just stare at each other till the timer runs out.

>dude let's just change the fundamentals of bla bla bla weak hands
so according to your logic the only real sword is a saber right? hell by that logical saber is a fake sword and a traditional longsword is the real man's sword with sabre being a knockoff for weak faggots right?
your entire point boils down to >reEEE epeeists actually improved their weapon design so that it's easier to use, moving forward in such a way is impossible for saber so i must attack them for it reeEE
also you're right that i didn't start the spelling discussion, ur mom did when she ate my ass last night
gottem

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Tekken 7, even though I still love to watch it.
I'm just too busy and too old to play it properly.

Sabre but the schools where I live now fucking suck. Is it fencing when you dont fence till you get kicked out of the gym because its getting clossed? Faggots do one spar and then just leave.

I don't think it'd be so bad to look for what you like. Hop around man. I've been talking shit about Epee/Foil... but it's really what you're comfortable with/find interesting.

It's been a while so if I get a detail wrong, can one of the other fencers please correct me. A few differences you might want to take note of between Epee and Saber are...
>Epee has no right of way (this allows for a more offensive mindset when fencing Saber)
>Saber's target is pretty much the waist up (minus the hands) while Epee is the entire body(?). I never actually got into Epee.
God knows if it's true or not, but I've heard Saber's target area not including the legs is based around the cavalry not wanting to hit the horses (a dead enemy with a good horse nets you one good horse)

based
cringe and bluepilled, also you're unironically blind user

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Have you been to fucking Yea Forums faggot? There is no discussion there

>Epee is the entire body(?)
true, you can flex on plebs by hitting the bottom of shoes, the ridge of their thumb(if they have a pistol grip), their off hand's lower arm if they can't keep that shit out of the way

We are just memeing user, you are supposed to know all 3 then pick one as your main.

>le epic sanic sabre

no but I live right next to an olympic stadium

blow it out your ass, user. saber for life.

(Truth be told, I just could never wrap my head around the pistol grips and I genuinely liked the Saber "play style" more. I never had a huge problem with Epee.)

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>Sabre
>My defense is out of my level, I had people that are actually good and somewhat professional come and said my defensa was sick
>But my offense is shit, literally all my points are when I dont have priority, even newbies sometimes just parry my lunges
I blame my short legs

like twice when I was a teenager. I'm not passionate enough now to lose my way.

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Does penis fencing count?

I'm a fencing instructor for kids. I get to teach kids how to stab each other with a foil.

Sekiro kind of did, for a little bit. I reached a point where I thought I was just genuinely too old and slow to play the game (i'm in my 30's), that the game just required reflexes I didn't have. This was after me restarting at least once. I restarted the game ~3 times before it finally clicked and suddenly I was fine.

there are french grips for epees like pic related, but the they make the blade too stiff imo so I can't properly do bendy shenanigans

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that sucks bro. The gym I went to was in full swing when I attended. several of us would stay late with round robins and what not all the time. Fun times. I don't mean to make you jealous... just hoping you find a gym like that.

>target areas and right of way are retarded.
>tee hee, i tagged your little toe a moment before you got me directly in the chest, I win! too bad so sad.
bruh

sabrelets, when will the lean

The club at my uni was like that, when the coach couldnt come we just skipped drills and just fenced for 4 hours straight lmao, you would leave tired as fuck, good times.

Eh, I am still young, will probably find something like that again.

honestly i never really did much saber so i don't know that much about it, the pistol grip makes sense within the context of that it's easier to hold than a regular handle for a weapon that you're only using to stab and hit the other person's weapon with, i suppose we could declare a truce to make fun of the foilfags if you want though

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The white man wins again

the moment, and I mean the millisecond you begin.... balestra, feint, and lunge.

enjoy your free point.

As an outsider, the foil with it's bendy/whippy 'blade' seems the gayest. Like whacking someone with a noodle.

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Guild Wars 2
i stopped enjoying online games after this

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>foil
>your weapon is a pool noodle
>meta is to whip the foil around your opponent and touch their far inner shoulder blade

>tfw score a hit off someone's foot
gg no re.

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I am not that shit user, the starting is also my strongest point, the school of fucking watching and waiting in the middle for a sec is top tier.

*shrugs* k

>crossover step backwards, strike on quinte
heh not bad kid, you made me use 10% of my power

There is a faggot in my gym that hits really hard with saber, and when I mean hard I mean really fucking hard, like he does a full swing with his arm hard. Obviously when he does a full swing you are always gonna get one light in your favour but he still manages to hit you super fucking hard, once he hit me in the underhanded part wrist and I couldnt move my fingers for like a minute.

Why faggots cant understand that strenght means shit when fencing? Its just gonna piss people off.

I mean if they're gonna do that they should go full swag and fight with Urumi

goddamn i hated foil so much
epee was fun tho

That has to be the fattiest, most fucked cut of meat I've ever seen. It even looks well done, horrific

if it's headgaming you and interfering with your ability to fight back physically and mentally, it doesn't "mean shit" does it?