Why do people like him?
Why do people like him?
Hudson Rogers
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Sebastian Foster
They relate to his incompetence.
William Edwards
Seriously. I don't get his appeal
>let me just deny literally everything
>m-magic doesn't exist!!
>even though beatrice is right beside him
I dont understand.
Matthew Adams
He's handsome, rich, and charismatic.
Andrew Evans
Why do people like her?
Isaac Gutierrez
His speech where he declares war on Beatrice in the chapter 1 tea party is the most I've ever empathized with a fictional character in my life
Too bad ryukishi lost his mind when his friend died and tanked the series with stupid shit like that and all his preaching in chapter 4/7/8. Battler solving the whole mystery in one scene and busting out golden truth in chapter 5 to immediately going back to being a gigantic dumbass in chapter 6 that gets stuck in a box is a slap in the face so severe people make up "he was just pretending lol" headcanon to try and rationalize it
David Jenkins
Is a lighter magic if you don't know it's a lighter?
Putting that aside, what reason does battler have to NOT deny beatrice when she does literally everything possibly to make him hate her during chapters 1-3 (before angsting that battler doesn't seem to get the Secret Deep Meaning of what she's trying to show him in chapter 4)
Josiah King
He's the nicest guy with a heart of gold
some witch throws him in a time loop and tortures his family, and he still has the heart to try to hear her out and understand why she did it, and forgives her
Jason Lopez
>goes on a cruise
>drowns
truly an intellectual rapist
Hudson Ward
his only character flaws are being a bit of a pervert/airhead due to being like 18 and "Incompetence" which is just code for "I'm the main character in a mystery so I can't actually come to conclusions until after the audience does and needs everything explained to him for their benefit
meanwhile every other character besides beatrice is either a psychopath (all the adults besides maybe krauss), an obvious mentally damaged retard (krauss and the cousins), less of a character and more of a plot device/source of memes (every magic being) or just fucking boring (ange, every aspect of sayo)
battler and beato carry the shit out of umineko and they're also the only people who have actually good voice acting, that's why the chapters that are mainly just them yelling at eachother are the best parts by far and whenever the series isn't about them specifically it's way worse
Josiah Nguyen
He densy magic because it makes Beatoriche seethe
Jonathan Rodriguez
denies*
Kayden Hughes
wrestling memes
Nathan Cook
I'm curious about something: how many of you actually play with ps3 models compared to the og one. Iirc there is another version with updated ost or something.
Nathaniel Campbell
The OG sprites are great. The only reason to use the PS3 sprites is for the CGs.
Robert Scott
Because she's the only thing that kept Eps 5 and 6 from being complete shit
Andrew Myers
>or just fucking boring (ange, every aspect of sayo)
>every aspect of sayo
kek
Matthew Jones
She's the perfect mix of smug, lewd, and utterly incompetent.
Adrian Hughes
I read it on original then replayed with the ps3ification sprites and voices.
Jordan Richardson
Overrated trash thread?
Nolan Cook
OH NONONONO
the absolute state of goats
Jaxson Robinson
of course the updated ones because I am not eop
>updated ost
there isn't one
Robert Barnes
UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jeremiah Long
How can magic not exist if he is challenging someone in a metaphysical space?
Aiden Walker
>>>/g/ohdatrice-will-be-revealed-in-ch9
Jonathan Walker
Brain damage
Christian Nguyen
what makes it a metaphysical space? because the witch who keeps showing you images of your family being gruesomely murdered and laughing about it tells you it is?
Jack Cox
He was definitely pretending though, it literally makes no sense that he was trapped given the solution. The identity of the killer is all that was needed to get out of the trap
Andrew Hill
Did he deserve it?
Austin Brooks
DAME DAZE, ZEN ZEN DAME DA
Benjamin Rogers
yes he was fat
Thomas Wood
TINY
BOMBS
Jaxson Barnes
The whole thing is just illusion inside his head?
Not even in my dream I would believe in magic.
Joseph Roberts
>reading Tsubasa for the first time
>stories like how Lambdadelta and Beatrice first met each other or when child Angie first started hating Eva
Bros, if you haven't read it yet, you are missing out.
Elijah Reed
Ahem.
Fuck cats.
Jayden Richardson
Because he's a shitter and gay and you faggots have trash taste
Luis Stewart
gladly
Dominic Howard
Who gives a shit?
Post DESIRE.
Nathan Johnson
t 47
Nathaniel Ward
Every thread until we reach the golden land.
Daniel Morales
You guys did remember to put her in your top 5 right?
Julian Gray
literal who in the first 2 episodes
Jayden White
leave this thread retard
Aaron Williams
Literally worst witch. Even worse than Chick Beato.
Jacob Evans
She's my favorite but I'm willing to respect other's opinions.
Except this one. You can say anyone's better than her and I'll respect it, but the fact that you did not exclude Featherine is vile and disgusting.
FUCK Featherine.
Caleb Fisher
>worst witch
Something is fishy about your opinion.
Liam Hernandez
How are Uminekochads so perceptive? I was just falseflagging to rile up
Zachary Martin
Featherine is objectively fucking awful and Lambdadelta will forever be superior.
And you are incompetent. That's my golden truth.
Chase Robinson
It is because you lack love
Daniel Mitchell
Ayden Gray
I do really like Lambda, user. Care to explain why you hate Featherine? I know she is kinda divisive because of the later episodes and her being kinda shoven into the story, but I thought she was fine.
Adam Wood
She was the star of the show
Carter Stewart
Halfway through solving a mystery and Erika looks at you like this, what do?
Michael Smith
That's actually mostly it, to be honest. They shoved her in and while they still made her role in the story work, she was just so....boring. I guess I wish that if they HAD to shove someone in as a deus ex machina character almost, I'd have preferred them to be a bit more entertaining.
Levi Walker
>He was definitely pretending though
why would he pretend in his own internal monologue unless ryukishi is a hack writer that's blatantly lying to the reader in order to pad for a chapter that really only has 2 points
> it literally makes no sense that he was trapped given the solution.
exactly, because ryukishi is a hack writer
Isaac Harris
Sounds like you need some daily dose of cope.
Pic related is the worst loli btw
Lincoln Russell
prepare to endure a rape
Landon Smith
omg what wouldn't I do
Charles Lopez
there's a consistent trend between maria haters and people who used the shitty ps3 version that gives her a horrible voice and cartoon meme faces like this all the time
Adrian Wood
Game piece Battler doesn't know the truth and Game Master Battler had to convince Beatrice to get her shit together. So Game piece Battler's monologues obviously wouldn't indicate he knows the truth, because he doesn't. And anything Game Master Battler says regarding it is to convince Beatrice that he is in fact trapped.
Matthew Allen
>pachinko sprites
Eli Baker
But that's the Steam version, buddy. This is the PS3.
Cameron Thomas
Ange a cute. CUTE.
Charles Barnes
Lad, I played the PS3 version and cried like a little bitch with Maria's scenes. If you think this isn't cuter and has more soul than the original demon child of the OG version you need a reality check.
Nicholas Baker
Small Ange is easily my favorite.
Nicholas Davis
Hold me
Jonathan Rodriguez
uuu
Justin Harris
I want to beat the autism out of Ange.
Christian Foster
>song without a name
>it has a name
Austin Rivera
Cameron Brown
Actually being there, seeing them dead, now you're in some nonsensical space arguing with someone about how they died.
That is far more acceptable
Benjamin Young
but it's only called that because it doesn't have a different name.
Elijah Ward
this character is a homosexual
Asher Cook
What did Ryu meant by this? Was he just trying to be artsy?
Evan Richardson
because magic isn't real
Levi Garcia
pretty sure the artists named their own songs
Nathaniel Martinez
What did the composer meant by the name? Was he just trying to be artsy?
Jordan Jones
yes, all of the wtc song names have nonsensical or 2deep4u names
Anthony Sullivan
Jesus dug a small hole and put all of his body parts in it by cutting himself up into tiny pieces.
Jose Rivera
UWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
EDGEWORTH YOU BASTARD
AUTOPSY REPORTS AREN'T REEEEEEEAL
Robert Hall
Clever and larger than life.
Dylan Wood
Say it in red faggot
You can't can you
Nathaniel Sanders
What do you think about the new Erika?
Kevin Reed
big boobies
Lincoln Watson
SMALL BIRDS IN BOAT SHOPS
Aaron Nguyen
Based Gohda poster
Elijah Rivera
>voice acting,
Opinion discarded. Imagine reading umineko for the first time with the PS3 sprites or with the voices
Thomas Clark
imagine being an EOP
Oliver Foster
Buried in the floor is still in the tomb faggot
Julian Gutierrez
What will ch9 even cover? Is it going to be side stories or something, because the main story is pretty wrapped up.
Jaxon Powell
all these arguments against voices are incredibly autistic
John Phillips
Nathan Gray
Say it in red.
Say the exact following words : No animals, small or big, were involved with Jesus's resurrection. No animals set foot near the tomb, the entrance or the rock.
Cameron Roberts
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm she looks very similiar to pic-related.............................................. this fact really makes you think hmmmm.....................
Mason Long
VIDEO GAMES
IDEOGAMES
DEOGAMES
EOGAMES
OGAMES
GAMES
AMES
MES
ES
S
Isaac Jackson
S
SM
SMA
SMAL
SMALL BOMBS
Bentley Carter
Nothing personal.
Aaron Phillips
Tiny food bombs
Brody Thompson
This belongs here you faggot mouth breather, now go back to your smash shithole before I put your foot up your ass
Xavier Myers
Leo Bell
No it doesn't. Fuck off dumb frog poster.
Blake Sanders
>now go back to your smash shithole
Take this guy with you, please. He's in
Mason Baker
fellow seacats, what other vns can i read to fill the hole left by knowing magic isnt real
Luis Ramirez
yeah imagine hearing the godlike voice of sayara ohaka or mugihito
absolute plebs, right
just off yourself with your shit opinion
Alexander Phillips
Chaos;Head made me wish it wasn't real
Parker Ward
haven't read it yet myself but fata morgana frequently gets recommended as something similar.
also, obviously, though I guess you've read it already: higurashi
Jordan Wilson
But believing in magic is the canon ending, beato.
Carter Bailey
I didn't really say the voices were bad. Just don't read it with them for a first time read you dumb niggers
Robert Brown
I did because I fucking want to. Purists are awful.
Camden Nguyen
there's no argument either for or against reading however the fuck you want to read you autist
Ethan Turner
That's a shame.
However I'm jealous of you for certain scenes such as Erika's antics in EP6 or Jessica's scream who caught me off guard when re-reading EP1.
Elijah Collins
Is this autism ?
Luis Perez
When did you figure it out Yea Forums?
>Grand Sorcerer Tier
Legend of the Golden Witch
>Great Detective Tier
Turn of the Golden Witch
>Tea Party Tier
Banquet of the Golden Witch
Alliance of the Golden Witch
>Goat tier
End of the Golden Witch
Dawn of the Golden Witch
>Incompetent
Requiem of the Golden Witch
Twilight of the Golden Witch
Asher Young
>ENDLESS WITCH TIER
Looked up the answer online after Alliance ending.
Don't really regret it all that much.
Henry Kelly
>cat
>scythe
Oh bros looks like Bernchads will win
Adam Turner
desu
Ayden Morgan
I want to beat Ange with a lead pipe.
Christian Rogers
I wish there was a game that had a compilation of short mysteries to solve like the game that Bern gave you in the answer arcs. You could even introduce new rules per game like the purple text.
I would make one myself if I was a competent writer.
Jason Green
if you like Umineko and Higurashi, read MYTH. it's the closest thing i've seen to ryu07's writing, and is obviously heavily inspired by both.
Parker Collins
what's this letter...?
Jayden Cooper
subahibi goes over all the same themes as umineko in roughly half the words and also doesn't forget to have an actual conclusion on top of the meta stuff
Juan James
Post the best damedamesubs screencaps you have please
I lost "so it was the jews" from George
Hunter Ward
Alexander Turner
Nolan Nelson
what the hell is the significance of the rose? besides of course pointing is towards the truth of gohdatrice
Carter Collins
>significance
You're reading ryukishit wrong
Elijah Flores
EOPs can appreciate good Japanese VAs. Human emotion is pretty universal.
Lincoln Sullivan
Your shoes are untied
Carson Anderson
It’s a red herring
Xavier Hughes
>rose disappear
>maria can't get over it
>stays longer in the garden alone
>receive the letter
that's it, no need to think to deep on this one