The more I think about it, it gets worse

The more I think about it, it gets worse.

"Furthermore, the Switch Lite will not have rumble or the IR motion sensors."

Shrines in BOTW, gyro stuff in Mario, ARMS and Splatoon as a whole are unplayable. Mario Kart, Mario Party, Mario Tennis etc are unplayable as well.

>hurr durr buy joycons

Joycons are 80 dollars for a set, just buy the normal switch at that point.

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The gyro is integrated into the console itself.

>the IR motion sensors
IR =/= gyro

because nintod.dlers are not famous for the wisdom and farsight

>Are unplayabale
>What are software patches for the games

is it hard to be mentally retarded OP? Serious question

>Shrines in BOTW, gyro stuff in Mario, ARMS and Splatoon as a whole are unplayable. Mario Kart, Mario Party, Mario Tennis etc are unplayable as well.

I don't give a fuck about any of the first party shit. I think if your only motivation for owning a switch is pokemon and SMTV, like most people, this is looking pretty okay.

Mario kart doesn't use the gyro sensor, unless you're talking about waggle driving......

IR motion and gyro are not the same thing. The motion control in Mario or botw puzzles will work with the gyro sensor. The IR Motion is for Labbo or 1-2 Switch.

Disregard BOTW and Odyssey then, my point still stands.
You still have to buy joycons to play multiplayer.

you're not smart

can you list for me what makes use of the IR motion sensors that isn't 1 2 switch or the cardboard games?

Also even if shrines are still doable, good luck trying to see the screen while rotating your console.

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>my point still stands.
What point? It got refuted.
>I’m wrong but I’m sticking to it

This, was only going to buy a switch for pokemon and now I can save $100 for a docking feature that I'd never use.
Perfect upgrade from my 3DS

No, your point does not stand, you dumb fucking nigger.
>Shrines in BOTW, gyro stuff in Mario, ARMS and Splatoon as a whole are unplayable
Literally the same as handheld og switch.
>Mario Kart, Mario Tennis
Same.
>party
No idea, never played it.

ARMS is unplayable, Splatoon is near unplayable in handheld, you have to buy 80 dollar joycon set to play the local multiplayer ones.

?? I played botw on Wii I and on switch in handheld mode perfectly fine. It’s not like you have to literally physically flip the entire handheld for 1:1 rotation. It’s on a curve for movement and perfectly playable.

I played it entirely in handheld, maybe stop being a fucking retard.

How would you use ir on this thing?

Good luck doing in handheld.
For the local multiplayer ones, you have to buy new joycons to play them multiplayer.

Who the fuck uses motion controls in Mario Kart?

You can't be this retarded

Splatoon is perfectly playable in handheld, ARMS is literally better without motion controls.
What is your goal here?

You would have to buy the joycons to play multiplayer regardless

Zoomers and brainlets

>ARMS is unplayable, Splatoon is near unplayable in handheld,
splatoon handheld is fine you big baby
you can use buttons in arms if you really care

an actual child wrote this

HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY MULTIPLAYER WITHOUT DETACHABLE JOYCONS HOLY SHIT
that's my point

Hrs literally trying to get himself angry over nothing. Who plays arms with motion controls anyway? That’s good for a gimmick got try once and that’s it.

Idiot, that shrine works perfectly in handheld.

Someone's never played arms

I did that with my Wii U with Off-TV play. You're so full of shit user, holy fuck

>Yea Forums
>local friends

>Who plays arms with motion controls anyway
More than half the playerbase, and just under half the competitive players. It feels better than playing with buttons and sticks.

I don't know, how did you play multiplayer on DS and 3DS?
This is a portable only version of the Switch.

>Op posts retarded assumption
>Gets BTFO Here
And after beeing mocked he still doesnt back up lmao

I'm pretty sure the Gyro sensor is still in the system. It's just the rumble and the IR sensor. Not the biggest downgrade as you do get a better battery and a less expensive system.

Nothing feels better than buttons, keep coping.

I did that shrine handheld day 1. It was easier than using the pro controller
>have to buy more controllers for multiplayer
Like every single fucking console ever made except the switch og. These aren’t flaws with the lite, you’re only proving how amazing the original switch design is

no 3ds game released before n3ds can use n3ds features

>rotating your console
Ahem.
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Its like the whole point of this model its...just for Pokémon games...

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I love these threads and types of people. They think they’re so smart and “cracked the code” about some shit and they argument slowly falls apart because deep down they’re a huge retard. It reminds me of people who bash Apple, or talk about debating conservative family members, or atheists debating Christians. People who think they’re a level above when really they’re just a huge retard.

>HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PLAY MULTIPLAYER WITHOUT DETACHABLE JOYCONS HOLY SHIT
you don't
that's the point
nigga

I'm pretty sure players in ARM got used to button controls after a while.

/thread

As a switch owner I am pissed off they are bringing out this shit. My autism won't allow me to have an outdated device but by the sound of it the lite is worse all round.

>Other people using a Switch
>if you already have a joycon set, you can just get a stand for your switch and play splitscreen if you care that much
Mate, you're literally making a big issue out of this. Yes, the console sucks if you intend to use it as a docked or tabletop switch, that's why, in the 6 min video prsentation, the emphasized for the whole 6 mins that this is optimized for handheld play.

>keep coping
>when I'm
OP is a retard and handheld works perfectly for most games. I'm just pointing out that lying about ARMS doesn't help anyone. ARMS is best with motion controls, but perfectly playable with buttons. Why don't YOU cope?

>competitive
>arms
>motion controls

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Even diehard Nintendo fans think the Switch Lite is fucking useless.

If only there was some way for Switches to communicate with each other!

Literally every top 4 had motion control players, including EVO.

>Nintards still thinking that Nintendo will ever care more about anything than selling cheap handheld consoles with the biggest profit margins possible and Pokemon games to Japanese toddlers and families

i'm betting the target audience isn't the evo type

Felt the same when I heard they announced a new console, but as soon as I saw it I felt good again, nothing to be anxious about user. If they announce a Switch Pro, then we should get it.

I could tolerate this if the Switch Lite was cheaper than the regular Switch model
BUT NO
200
FUCKING
DOLLARS

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>no rumble
who cares
>no IR motion sensors
who cares, only like two games used the camera and there's still gyro anyways
>shrines in BOTW
still gyro in the system, and shrine can be skipped
>gyro stuff in Mario
why are you playing odyssey with only the motion controls
>ARMS and Splatoon as a whole are unplayable
ARMS can be played without motion control and so can Splatoon
>Mario Kart, Mario Party, Mario Tennis
i could see mario party, but jesus christ you don't need to play the other two games with motion controls. is waggling making a return or something??

Yet there it was.

The regular Switch model costs $100 more?

It is idiot

The regular Switch model is 300 dollars, what the fuck are you talking about?

>and just under half the competitive players

>why are you playing odyssey with only the motion controls
Do you even play Odyssey in the first place? Literally the game recommends motion controls right before you play it

he wants it to be $1

So did most Wii games, and I can play them on my Wii U gamepad just fine.
What the fuck are you talking about?

Goddamit it can't connect to tv, fuck sakes, is the current switch still moddable?

yes, keyword
>recommends
as in you don't have to play using the motion controls. the game is perfectly fine playing with just buttons and sticks

Please don't buy the rehashed 3ds poke games.

>Cheap piece of plastic with 2 games
>Feels like a brick in hand with none of the features that made the switch even OK
>Ninten-Shills will defend this and buy 2 instead of another console that can run actual games

Sage goes in all fields boys

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It is cheaper by $100. Do you just get angry with misinformation without researching and be ok with that?

If you want to play multiplayer on one system get a regular switch? I'm not sure what you're complaining about, no one got mad because their 3ds couldn't accommodate multiplayer on one system.

???

Every pokemon game is a rehash. Were you this mad when leaf green looked like emerald?

I feel more comfortable using the motion controls in Mario Odyssey. Even the game gets easier if you use motion controls.

>paying $80 for two joycons

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remember those people on Yea Forums who loved to make mockups of a switch lite with a smaller screen, controllers you can't detach, and no TV Mode? and the others who tried to tell them it was a bad idea?

yeah i wonder how they're doing right now

Then play with motion controls. You can still use motion controls on the lite. What even is your argument?

ah, so the waggle controls are a (You) problem. so stop complaining about the lite model and stick with the one you already have

it still has the gyro, brainlet.

Switch is supposed to be a generation after the 3ds. Leaf green came before emerald, no after, and both are the same gen.

It feels like people are creating these threads to spread misinformation. Why can't we have a normal discussion. Shit is so frustrating man

Why would you be trying to play local multiplayer on a 5 inch screen?

>create a solely portable version for people who want that
>People who don't want that bitching
Someone explain this.

>Nobody knows the best way to beat this shrine
Flip the maze upside down, just use the flat part and roll the ball

This is 100 dollars cheaper than the regular Switch you weeb

He might be assuming that the Switch bundles that come with a digital game for the same price are actually $240 Switches considering the games they come with very rarely get discounted. He's still a moron though.

I'm willing to bet we'll get a Switch Lite + AC New Horizons bundle (exclusive light green color with a leaf on it or something) for at least slightly less than the cost of just buying them separately, and that version will sell insanely well.

What's with the assumption that anyone who already owns a Switch would be even remotely interested in purchasing a poorfag handheld only version?

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People like sensationalism and to gaslight unnecessarily. Yea Forums isn’t good for actual discussion

It's already portable, this doesn't do anything different, you can still charge up the regular switch and play it handheld.

The game could have the visuals of pokemon red as far as I care about how it actually looks.

it doesn't have IR or rumble

literally NO ONE asked for this.
The whole "Switch Family" thing was a meme back then

Do we know how much storage it has? I already have a Switch but I'm curious if Nintendo is willing to sell a Switch with even less space for games.

enjoy you're inferior dpad and worse battery life bro, while having the same handheld experience

hurr it's 100 dollars cheaper but you need to buy 80 bucks of accessories.

Why are you original switch owners so fucking mad about this?

You all knew this was coming but denied the hell out of it because"Nintendo would Never sell the switch without the gimmick" despite the 2ds doing exactly that.

The switch lite will be a hit. The original switch isn't a true portable, it doesn't fit in your pocket. They fixed the problem. That's all that matters.

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>Don't you ever talk to me or my son ever again pictures

They're using the excuse that they put more work into it as the reason to take out pokemon, and they didn't improve shit.

Don't worry Botw2 will be playable because they will remove all the IR motion content from it to cater to portashits

Jesus fuck, we need a Nintendo containment board.

the fuck kinda pockets do you have that have space for Switch Lite in addition to everything else?

>despite the 2ds doing exactly that.
Maybe because the 3D option in the 3DS was FUCKING USELESS?

>no Atomic colors
ahh fuck off

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Doesn't really bother me, I was never super interested in porting over old pokes, I want to play with the new toys.

>It's already portable

and now its more portable and cheaper.

if you want something better wait for the switch pro or buy the switch. why the hell would anyone get angry about this?

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>that image
>metroid prime
>pokemon OR/AS
>wave racer 64(?)
is that legit?

>You need to buy

Who forces you to buy anything?

>people need to stop talking about a thing I don't like

Contain yourself to reddit.

Let's Go doesn't work.

Is this in Zelda? it looks a fucking phone game

>portable
It's fucking less portable with build-in joy-cons.
It's a whole fucking half an inch smaller vertically. Look at this shit. How do you even use the right stick?

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Because it's unprecedented. This came out of nowhere and Nintendo never said or hinted about anything like this existing.
This has never been done before in Nintendo history and it's shocking that Nintendo would actually do it.

he's talking about Sword/Shield

There were some, AC New Leaf added amiibo support when the N3DS came out, and a few eshop indie titles added use for the extra shoulder buttons

yes, it does. it has regular controls as well.

>Because it's unprecedented.

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>When the joycons start drifting and you have to buy a whole new console.

Cut my life into pieces.

It’s for kids bro

stuffing a switch in a bag without the joycons will fuck it up, tou know that right?

>This has never been done before in Nintendo history
HAHAHAHAHA

That's incorrect though?

>Makes the same post across 5 threads
>Everytime he gets told he is retarded because Joycons arent used for the Switch Light
Seek help mate

it still had a bunch of people seething when the feature was gone

Nobody cares about arms or mario tennis
they were filter games to make people think the console has constant games.

>he thinks the lite will have this issue

>Shrines in BOTW, gyro stuff in Mario, ARMS and Splatoon as a whole are unplayable.
All of which you can play without gyro.
>Mario Kart, Mario Party, Mario Tennis etc are unplayable as well.
Only Mario party requires joycons and gyros.

Looks like you didn't think very hard.

Yeah, sure, it releases mustard gas.
Faggot.

- Dpad on left side
- Joy-Con are part of the system and cannot be removed
- handheld mode only
- will play Switch games that support Handheld mode
- for games that do not support handheld mode, players can wirelessly connect compatible controllers
- does not include HD Rumble or IR Motion Camera
- Not compatible with Nintendo Switch dock.
- Does not support output to a TV.
- does not come with a dock, HDMI cable or kickstand.
- 3.6” high, 8.2” long, .55” deep, vs. the original Switch being 4” high, 9.4” long, .55” deep (with Joy-Con attached)
- Approximately .61 lbs, vs. the original Switch being .88 lbs
- 5.5" touch screen, vs. the original Switch having a 6.2" touch screen
- Approximately 3 – 7 hours of battery life, vs. the original Switch having approximately 2.5 - 6.5 hours of battery life

Bump for the OP pic being so colorful

Tell me this isn't real...

Can you play let's go with a pro controller?I bought it but haven't played it much because i don't really like the throwing and controller layout.

>stuffing a switch in a bag without the joycons will fuck it up, tou know that right?
How?

>best with motion controls

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NEOKIKETRASHITPISSTENDO strikes again
I've been warning you about those slit eyed radioactive jewswines for two decades now.
Nintendicklickers are eternal corporate cock sucking slaves.
your mom's busted cunt has an integrated gyro sensor

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>be me
>trip
>play with my switch
>i got bored and decided it to turn it off
>left it in the bag in the back of the copilot seat
>it doesnt fit
>idea
>left the screen in the bag, and the joy cons in the pockets of a coat that it was hanging in the copilot seat
>mfw

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The arguments of nintendo and apple fans:
>We don't need this

>Less portable

Lmao retard

don't know about Mario party but you can play everything up there
>arms
except this one but why would you want to play arms

>lite buyers get an actual d-pad
COME
ON

Pokeniggers actually exist?

Did you have a stroke writing this

What do you think?
Why do you still hope, user?

Wake me up when the Switch pro drops

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>People who think they’re a level above when really they’re just a huge retard.
The mirror thy name is user. It's user.

>Splatoon
>Gyro
That's a fucking nightmare

>Can you play let's go with a pro controller?
No.
It's either docked with joycons/pokeball or portable where GF thought it was a fucking fantastic idea to add aiming forcing you to move the entire system like pokemon Go's AR mode.

>Gargantuan Shit

why haven't you killed yourself already you subhuman melted face failed abortion?

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>IR is used for gyro controls
Jesus Christ, the absolute state of Snoyposters.

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fucking thank you, this whole situation is just a reprise of when 2DS was announced. it's just extra options to choose from and it's not like the classic switch has been erased from existence. plus, at the end of the day, nintendo is just doing this to make some more money

Literally everyone knows this, retard

>they still do the joycon clicking sound on the video when the Lite can't do that
worst timeline

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Beacuse Twintelle and Min Min are hot

You missed a without there.
In any case it definitely isn't optimal but it's still playable.

your whore mother had a stroke when she shat you out into this world

>Can you play let's go with a pro controller?
no for some fucking reason. But it's fully playable in handheld mode and uses gyro aiming for the Pokeballs instead of motion controls. It's the best way to catch Pokemon if you aren't Chansey grinding.

I'm mad because I know how bad the original handheld mode is and these faggots making it fucking worse.
It's already a little uncomfortable to use right stick with it being located under the face buttons and now that controller is shorter, it's a fucking disaster. Compare this to that, user:

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Does this lite switch connect to the TV? Or is it strictly handheld?

AFAIK besides LABO (which this obviously won't work for) the only game that ever did anything with the IR on the joycons is Resident Evil Revelations for some reloading gimmick.

Its strictly handheld due to the lack of Joy Cons

>IR motion sensors
>IR
>motion sensors
You dumb fuck are mixing up the IR camera with the Gyro controls.
You can still play ARMS using normal controls, and you can still aim with Gyro in splatoon 2 or Zelda.
Only games you can't play without joycons on this are Mario Party and 1-2Switch, and the latter sucks so there's only 1 (one) game you should worry.

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dropped

>Why are you original switch owners so fucking mad about this?
They are?
At best they're just kind of shrugging their shoulders and moving on. I've only ever seen sonyfags complain about it.

>It's already a little uncomfortable to use right stick with it being located under the face buttons
Post hands, I want to see how deformed you are.

This sounds like the perfect console to play singleplayer weebshit on which is why I'll be getting one
Say it with me boys:
VITA 2.0

When the fuck is the pro version coming out

>the lite will make that sound on startup
WAKE ME UP

This never gets old. Imagine being a tripfag on Yea Forums.

Vita 2.0 but with actual games instead of just literally who pedoshit games? Sign me up.

3DS IS DECEASED
VITA IS DECEASED
LONG LIVE SWITCH LITE

>VITA 2.0
>not 3ds 2.0

why would they bother making that image then?

>SMTV
user... I..

There is also labo and a few gimmicky games that are heavy on motion control.
ARMS is a good example - it's only fun with joy cons. There is also that drum music game and some more like Mario Odyssey: shaking joy cons is absolutely required to play Balloon challenge as it allows you to travel more quickly and reach higher heights.

Who is this for? I don't mean to just shit on Nintendo but literally why would anyone buy this over a regular switch? It looks cute but that's it.

I'd get it if everything didnt run like shit in handheld mode. Fucking HOLLOW KNIGHT stutters. But it will hopefully drive the OG switch's price down.

Except the point of the Lite is a gimmickless console. That also means real games instead of wagglan bing bing wahoo shit.

Taiko with motion controls is garbage though.

It's all right there in the pictures.
It's quite obvious if you are older than 11yo, not a midget and held a switch even once.

You mean a handheld.

Why call it the Switch anymore?

People who still hang onto their 3ds or Vita because the switch isn't "portable" enough for them.

>shaking joy cons is absolutely required to play Balloon challenge as it allows you to travel more quickly and reach higher heights.
But you can still do that because they didn't say gyro is gone. Gyro aiming and shaking is still there. Only the IR camera is gone.

The only games that arent playable on this shit are the ones that are TV only.

>shaking the entire system
enjoy your motion sickness i guess

But my 3DS and Vita both have good, distinct libraries in comparison. This isnt really a replacement, just another system. Still good, mind you, but I'd prefer the option to play docked.

>your only motivation for owning a switch is a ruined franchise instead of newly invigorated ones
it's for stupid people with bad taste

Why don't they make a commercial without blacks and chinks?

Diversity is strength :^)

Does anyone else not notice hd rumble at all?

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Because they feed off your impotent tears.

I actually really like HD rumble, but I feel like I'm the only one.

>records
I bet you're a faggot.

He's posting pictures of his house on Yea Forums so that is a guarantee.

Those aren't your hands, freak.

It might, I hear even the pro controller is prone to drifting despite using different sticks. I'm waiting until christmas if I do decide to buy one just for this

Nuh uh nigger. We literally had people in these very threads asking for this.

It does though? You can catch Pokemon in let's go without detaching the joycons

Kill yourself, chinlet.

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If you mean extremely precise rumbling, so far I haven't noticed much either. However, any rumbling on handheld mode is obnoxious as fuck and I always turn it off in these cases.

My only issue with this is lack of output to a tv desu , considering itsb100$ cheaper

Why the fuck can't it connect to the fucking dock? The lite would be pretty cool if it could fucking connect to the TV.
What a peace of shit.

Are you a literal retard, OP?
IR sensors != a gyroscope

So just get a normal Switch

little did we know that those we were calling retarded motherfuckers were actually part of nintendo's head management

If it's anything like the pro dpad, are you actually saying that's a positive?

What's the point of using this place if you're gonna tripfag? He may as well go to reddit at this point.

Can't the just do an online patch for certain games to update the controls for the mini?

see, that would be smart, but no one here thinks like that, so get the fuck out

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Why would you buy a switch lite with the expectation of playing pro?

>IR motion sensors
only breaks fucking Labo and 1 2 Switch
>BotW
doesn't have HD rumble in the first place
>Arms
works fine without motion controls
>Splatoon
?
>Mario Kart
?
>Marrio Tennis
playable, and better, without waggle
>Mario
A few moons won't work as well.
Fast RMX and Tumbleseed have good implementation

>40% isn't a lot of people

If they're smart (nintendo so they're not)
They'll have a patch to make these games more compatible with the lite.

>Shrines in BOTW, gyro stuff in Mario
Oh wow you are actually right. 80€ just for that shit is way too much. Just getting a normal Switch would be far better

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