Can literally teleport

>can literally teleport
So why did ciri needs help again??

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Because she's a woman.

why are soldiers of nilfgaard trying to kill her

Because she needed Geralt to satisfy her other female urges. Ciri was made to be a sex doll.

You need to ask?

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If you played the fucking game, you would know she hadn't fully mastered her abilities yet.

because convincing a man you need him when you don't is the easiest way for you to trick him into doing whatever you want while maintaining full control of the situation

>Nilfgardian soldiers trying to kill the empress
Wew lads, someone is going to get executed.

I want to swallow ciris vaginal mucus.

I'm a man and I still don't understand how N E S W work.

ciri's pussy mucus is for cleaning with tongue ONLLY

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That looks pretty mastered to me, user.

Because shes hot as fuck and Geralt wanted to smash the fuck out of it.

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>swallow

Nice

Because she's literally retarded without Geralt.

Someone didn't play the game.

The Wild Hunt is after her. They do not rest. They do not stop coming. And they can appear anywhere at any time. So why doesn't she just teleport to solve all her problems? They can fucking track her magic you fucking idiot. Its literally the main plot of the game. Every time she teleports it sets off their magic radar and they know her exact location, so they open a portal and go there. That is why she never stays in one place. Every time she stops and makes friends the Wild Hunt comes along and its a tragedy.
That isn't even getting into all the other problems that come with someone using magic they haven't fully mastered. She could probably destroy the entirety of Kaer Morhen in an instant if she lost control.

Because the Wild Hunt can track her with Caranthir, who possess similar teleport/time fuckery abilities. Until they're dealt with, she'll always be on the run, bringing death and destruction in her wake.

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>teleports
>wtf the wild hunt is behind me
>teleports
>wtf the wild hunt is behind me
>repeat until you ran out of energy

Because it takes place AFTER the game is over you fuck.

Just never eat sloppy wheat.

Sitting on her throne in Nilfgaard. All the other endings are shit.

ruling the empire duh
and making peasants lick her feet!

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Did you play the game or only see this webm

Reminder that Witcher is not an RPG

It's more of an RPG than any Mass Effect game that this board used to cream over.

>All the other endings are shit.
I got the witcher ending, and i have to agree. It makes sense, somewhat, because that's been the majority of her life, but her potential is really wasted being a witcher. I actually wanted her to become empress, i just thought Ehmyr was a cunt.

Is that Tavern the only tavern in the entire Witcher universe? It's ALWAYS that tavern in every promo for the game.

She can teleport on my dick

lol no
That's the worst ending.

>She can teleport on my dick
what would that even feel like

where is that cinematic from?

Gwent

fpbp

>Turning your daughter into some state puppet
Not even once

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>Worst ending is the best ending in the mind of underage brainlets
Lmao seek help

>not making them lick her butthole
You really are a peasant.

that seems like massive mary sue horseshit to me
i thought cdpr was based

fpbp

Summon the bitches!

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remember kids, if you don't literally break the law with your kids and throw infantile fits you're a terrible father and she's going to turn into a complete asshole of an adult.

>that drugged up Geralt
ruins the screen desu

have sex

This is the correct answer, OP.

She didn't, congrats on missing the entire point of the fucking game.

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cringe

fbpb
dilate

Gonna play through this again. Should I go controller or keyboard, friends?

>*teleports behind you*

WOA, BEST GAME OF ALL TIME!

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It's non-cannon hype trailer for gwent.

>muh lore answer
Cringe

>Raise the girl almost as your daughter
>fuck her when she grows up
Is this a good thing?

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yes

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>not caring about lore and narrative in a game carried by lore and narrative

Why are you here?

fpbp

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yes

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>Why x?
Because Y
>thats so cringe

Imagine being this retarded

This. I hate this anime shit. The garbage should remain there.