Nintendo Switch Lite

Nintendo: 1-ups every single game sold on the WiiU with the switch.
Also Nintendo: Yeah lets put the 3ds in its grave too.

I'm guessing switch 2 is just gonna be another switch on top so its like a giant 3ds.

Ah yes my favourite console, the Nintendo Switchn't

Not output to a TV?

The 3DS has been a corpse for a long time, every title they've pushed out for it in the last couple of years has bombed.

Don't

what the fuck is this thread

Yup

No. No TV connection at all.

Your mom in doggystyle

Can you people please stop making redundant threads about this? You're flooding the catalogue with this shit

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No

Lol. U r ugly Esam.

So it's a PSP?

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Ok

will the guy that keeps posting his switch and cock get this one?

more like vita. most psp models you could connect to tv.

Yep

>called Switch
>doesn't switch

bros...

it's literally just a WiiU sans the box.

Nah

True

Oh no, we need to buy extra joy cons to play 1-2 switch!

>no proprietary memory card
>decent control sticks
>games

So not a PSP

What's with all that empty space around the screen?

>bought a Wii U right before the switches announcement and is still upset

I have a question. Will this have some joy con drift????????

The WiiU controller was fucking massive but it was light as hell. Was it like 60% air inside or what?

They should have used that space for battery too, I had to charge my WiiU pad like every time I played.

"it comes in 3 colours: yellow, gray and Turquoise "

>$200
>in a world where phones are $1000

The bezels annoy me too but fuck it I ain't complaining for this price point

You can’t play 1-2 switch? That’s a BIG improvement

It's a Wii U with reduced functionality

>Switch dock 60$
>Joycon set 70$
>Only 100$ less

Had they made it 150$ this would have been insane. Right now i expect good sales though.

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>It comes in 3 colors: Pikachu, NPC, and Chantelle from HR

I mean I personally NEVER play my switch in anything other then handheld mode so I actually do get it.

When you consider the better battery life it actually makes so much sense because Pokemon is a primarily portable game

Switch Lite: Hey 3DS! Now get out of my way!
3DS: But Nintendo said I wasnt done!
Switch Lite: Well you are now.
3DS: No.. Never!
DS: Come on you have to let go now!

I'd buy it for $200 if it came with BotW.

ok so what's the word on the 3ds? I have a switch but I thought nintendo said they would still support the 3ds?

“”That means you won’t be able to play 1 2 switch.””

That’s a plus!

$200 seems like a little too much for what you're getting. Am I being unreasonable? This would seem great if it were closer to $150. I mean, they really stripped this thing of all hardware features.

It's dead Jim

hey faggot go back to neogaf

To be fair, it’s not as easy to rename it like 3DS to 2DS

There will be more, hell, they already have a swsh one on their site.

Fair

Unfair

Well that's kind of interesting I guess. They just turned it into a Vita.

I literally never use my Switch undocked so worthless for me even if I didn't already have one.

How long 'till it gets BRICKED & BREWED?

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Unless there is a new exploit found then there's no fucking chance, original Switch hax relies on jamming metal into the joycon rail, which the Lite doesn't have.
Better hope they find a software based exploit.

After like an hour YouTube is gonna explode with Nintendo youtubers

The announcement of the Switch Lite, or as I like to call it: RIP Nintendo DS :(

I'm glad they didn't call it "New" Nintendo Switch

So this is a replacement for the 3ds. huh.

But will it have Brain Age?

Personally I would only get this for Animal Crossing New Horizons.

I actually want to get this, but are there games on switch good enough to warrant the purchase?

Same

I think this is great but I really wanna see the rumored Switch Pro

I wish etika would have been able to see this.

Not yet, but there's some cool stuff coming out later this year as seen in their direct. Also new horizons and botw 2

nice oc faggot

there are always software exploits. The thing is that it usually takes up to two years to fully explore them.

DS - DS Lite

Switch - Switch Lite

---

Where is my switch XL?

Hopefully that's the Switch Pro
I'd gladly buy a beefier Switch with a bigger screen

Yeah, I just browsed the collection. I may as well stick with retro gaming.

Sony fags are fucking livid and it's so obvious. And I'm not even a Nintendo giy

???

Soon enough. They'll probably launch it with a big game too so maybe same as BOTW2 release?

Vita has that shit about memory cards not psp. That pissed me off, what sony did, psp was a far better system

From this video I learned if i leave my switch on the table then some guy and outer space will take it.

Cool, but not for me I play the switch mostly docked, though curious about the battery life/ performance.

So if I'm poor and have been waiting for a price drop, this is my best option? I don't mind the lack of TV mode

Well its a good thing they didn’t make a switch pro cuz i would feel bad for not owning it

>Vita has that shit about memory cards not psp
The PSP used proprietary memory cards. How old are you?

Nitpicky gamers: $300 is too much for a Switch! If only they made a cheaper model that as mostly handheld. I want that option! Why assume I need motion controls?
Those exact same gamers, today: BUT THIS NEW SWITCH DOESN'T HAVE ALL THE FEATURES! And its only $100 less! What if I want motion controls??

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nintendo switch lite : "Easy to take on the go"
Nintendo switch travel cases and backpacks : Am I a joke to you?

>decent control sticks
Lmao
They aren't going to fix the joycon drift for this and everybody dumb enough to buy this will be left with a 200 dollar paperweight while I am enjoying bayo 3 on my real switch.

So it’s the love child of Psp and Wii U?!

People really should give Nintendo more shit for 1-2 switch
Wii and wiiu came with good mini game compilations for free while switch expected you to pay full price for a shit one.

I have a Pro Con

I have a Nintendo Switch
Boom, Nintendo Switch Lite

>Wii and wiiu came with good mini game compilations

Don't say the words 'Good' and 'Wii U' in the same sentence

Am I even going to be able to swing swords on NMH 3 with this?

it will probably go down to $150 after the switch with joycons refresh, or a $400 switch pro with smaller bezels, larger battery and better joycons comes out

2017: Nintendo Switch

2019: Nintendo “Switch”

Still a dope system though

Might as well call it the Nintendo SS (single screen) lite

The joy cons connect. Dockhead.

At least they were much cheaper and easier to find because sony's cameras and phones at the time used the same format. And you could also use a microSD adaptor

People who want cheaper consoles: T A K E M Y M O N E Y

The Wii U and Switch are basically the same console. The consumers just arbitrarily chose to dislike the Wii U and like the Switch.

If you were never gonna dock it anyway, this is what you buy.

>Nintendo SS

It's Nintendo SwSh You Fucker!!! Sword and Shield !!!

>XL
Not happening

XL would require bigger Joycons, they'll literally phase out everyone who bought the original Switch and people who bought them for the Switch Lite

That's what they'll call the upgraded one.

Because of >>>>

I just want to know if I should get this version or the original for Ultimate Alliance 3

This is just a Wii-U game-pad that gained sentience and is now its own console lol.

cReaTIviTy

i wouldn't mind it having permanent joycons but the fact that you aren't able to display it on a TV
makes me hate it

i hope it's less expensive tho

Original. I guess you wanna play on the TV and handheld mode, and not just handheld mode.

Nobody:

Nintendo: causally reveals a new product on a Wednesday morning without warning

HahahahahHahahahHAHAHHAHAHAH

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I just want a joycon with a fucking d-pad
I'm not buying a whole new console just to have one

yeah it's important to keep room for all the other 247 circlejerk waifu generals at all times even when there's something noteworthy happening in the gaming industry

Creativity is what spawns Virtual Boy, Wii U, and occasional flukes like Wii. It's overrated and utility should be prioritized. Stop putting shit in between the player and the game. This thing is simple but you're a bit relieved you can just play a fucking game on a screen. I'm not getting one because it doesn't dock, but I would if it did just so I don't have these loose feeling controllers I never detach on the sides of my Switch any more.

There's really no reason to completely eliminate the TV functionality. They could have released a smaller Switch Lite dock, or an adapter for the existing dock.

>mostly handheld.
Bu this is the opposite of what I want.

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They could (they won't) by including size adapters you slide the joy cons into first. Remember, this is the company that released the Circle Pad Pro for 3DS. They're not above gimping some shit accessory together.

Goes to skate park and invites friends
Me:Okay
Goes only to play mario kart
Me: Not okay.

Even though I mostly play in handheld or tabletop mode I value the removable joycons too much

The metroid minigame alone would have made nintendoland worth a good 10 bucks.

What device is that? PSVita is writen there

Thank you based user

>metroid minigame
I never seen that, never owned a Wii U. Bu I'm searching for that dude

The original.
At the very least with this you don't want to be an early adoptor because there is a risk they didn't fix the drift and you will be left with a 200$ paperweight.

This is perfect!
I have no Friends

replacing the analog stick won't be hard and costs 3 bucks

For nothing

It's a Vita.

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Obviously. The stick look the same. Maybe they changed the internals but we have to better wait around 6months after release to find out. Imagine having stick drift and beeing unable to switch it out lmao

You can play against your enemies online then ... on the Switch Lite

I never heard of it

They made them pastel coloured.
I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK

>used to say that vita needed tv out
>mentioned how great it was on psp
>always shouted down that it's a useless feature
>meanwhile, smartphones, handhelds' direct competitors have video out, even the cheap ones
>switch debuts with video out via dock; it's a big fucking deal

It's just metroid themed, it's a third person shooter
There more substantial part of Nintendo land is the pikmen.

Is there any difference in CPU and GPU?

I think the Pro is going to be just like the regular Switch in function but more powerful. A TV only Switch seems more like late late life Switch, more like a Wii mini revision.

They better have solved the joycon drift problem! You can’t buy new ones if it happens.

Supposedly the same, just gonna be weaker since it can't be overclocked obviously.

Western release called it the PSTV for some unkown reason.
Came bundled with some PS4s.

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Ah. The closest to it I've played was the Demo cartridge of Metroid for DS. And I played few times... actually I think it was FPS and not 3rd PS.

In the future Nintendo games will be like this

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MUH DIK

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>Nintendo
>Noteworthy
I laugh at your "existence"

Ask Masahiro Sakurai

So I get to play switch games with ever lower fps?

Welp get ready for 3ds family all over again

haha yeah let's hate on nintendo together my bro
their hardware weak and they game STINK

so a single player switch
perfect for me

Sure hope those sticks don't start to drift lol

Should have named it the Nintendo Stays

Thanks for making screen even smaller. Now I don't feel bad about spending extra $100 on the original

So now that this thing was revealed along, is it safe to assume that no 'upgraded' version of the Switch is coming? I've been holding off in hopes of getting something better, but if there's nothing in the pipe I'd probably want to try to grab a hackable Switch while (if) I still can.

but with better games,hardware, graphics, services and unironically cheaper

Yeah, and nobody thought there would be a chance with the original switch, yet nintendo surprised everybody with their incompetence.

Maybe a price drop on this for extra profit, just have in mind there are some games you won't be able to play, not many, but for example motion controls give you important movement options in Mario Odyssey, not necessary to beat the game, but they probably are for high level play.

cringe

Switch Lite is made for children. Being more light weighted so they can handle it....

It was an example about how the switch lite has some features removed. Calm down retard

me: cool

fire emblem three houses: makes an appearance

me, crying: cool

Lol

YES, this is what I was waiting for. I only need a portable version. And for less money with a better battery? Sign me up

Can I fucking get a set of Joycons with a real D-Pad like this?

Yes and it will ultimately suffer the same fate, handhelds have zero niche in world where everyone has phones and tablets. Streaming won't replace all consoles but it will definitely replace any remaining handhelds.

Him: Casually takes a switch that was in his suit

As someone who uses their switch in handheld mode most of the time, I am excited for this. Hoping to get it for Christmas

Ok, but if there’s gonna be “Switch Lite Exclusivities” I’ll fight someone

So this is the Switch for people that have no friends? Alrighty then im buying that!

All the switch you know and love, half the calories.

Nintendo: The new Nintendo Switch Lite coming Spetember 20.
Me: Give me one reason why I would buy...
Nintendo: $199.99
Me: SOLD!

wtf is up with all the faceberg/twatter memes

It still can't play Wii and Gamecube games.

Why? You already own a switch, this is only for pople who think the normal switch is too expensive.

This makes me so happy. The main gripe I had with the Switch was that I didnt feel comfortable taking a whole console out in public where it could get lost or broken. I'm happy to see that Nintendo is embracing the handheld market again.

The Nintendo Switch CHONK, basically a permanently docked Switch with tons of power.

Ok so let me get this straight, no rumble feature (honestly debatable if anyone gives a shit about that), can't dock to tv obviously. Not blutooth whatever the fuck the joy cons have. Joy cons that no one really uses are now fused to the twitch.

So to compensate what does this offer that the regular switch can't do? Does it have better performance handheld than the original?

261$ in Russia instead of 200$

Thanks Nintendo! Greedy cocsuckers

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You're not on youtube dude

Nintendo switch: share the joy
Nintendo switch lite: no

Get fucked, commie

You will have to sacrifice some of your vodka Boris

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I need a new Wii Fit game, except it would be called
Switch and Fit.

Will it finally support bluetooth headphones?

Nintendo made a switch of the brand New Nintendo Switch lite!

>Hey remember those HD Rumble next-gen Joycons that cost half the price of the console, oh and we couldn't be assed to add a D-Pad in case your grandma wanted to play
Fuck Nintendo, jesus. They waste all this time and money into useless gimmicks literally nobody cares about and then drop it like a hot potato when they can get some EZ-money. At least developers will stop pretending to care about motion controls.

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so, what should they do? pay for the import fees themselves and make no profit?

Isn't that just a yellow PS Vita.

In my opinion they should have made a bigger version desu but this is fine BUT I'M PUMPED BOUT THAT DPAD THOUGH!!

you can get it early by super gluing the joycons to your switch.

and you get much less tacky colours

It's a less expensive switch. Of course is not dockable. I'm hype.

can’t wait for the NINTENDO SWITCH PRO

Yes I can give this to my brother who is allergic to TVs

Thinking of just getting a new 2DS with a grib instead, cheaper and better in the hands.

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I'll probably use handheld mode the most anyway, but I hate the idea of not having the option for TV output. Hopefully the standard models get a price drop.

If they release a beefed up 1080p/60hz capable console with a pro controller, I'd buy one.

When most of us who play the switch never even go outside ( ・∇・)

Google stadia: Now you can play games anywhere you want!

Nintendo Switch Lite: Hold my space food.

Mother: why don’t you kids get out of the house and go and play at the skatepark?

Kids: ok!
plays Nintendo switch at the skatepark.

there it is. based. fucking based.

This is the “I don’t have any friends” Nintendo switch.

Its pretty cool for commutes but the battery life is a joke

This is the “I don’t have TV in my house” Nintendo switch.

It could have easily had a dock. The docks don't cost shit to make.

It has no TV mode because they want to make it just cheap enough to where casual Pokefags and AC fags will buy it for Sun and Moon and New Horizons but still devoid of enough features to make people who want to play anything else buy the more expensive normal model.

Walter

Walter

I'm buying Switch Lite because I want to play Smash Ultimate on a handheld less heavy and with smaller screen alone at my room.

Nintendo Switchlet

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>Sun and Moon
user...

Sword and Shield. Whatever. I haven't played Pokemon since Gen 3. But my point still stands.

fuck that they should just sell the mario and zelda license to sony

Are people still making the nobody meme? Holy fuck now I know why I don't come to these places anymore.

Looks so small and compact, I like it. Waiting on a cooler looking one. SMTV ed has to be a thing.

The "I don't have friends" Switch.

There will be Switch Lite Special Pikachu Edition (yellow one) I bet

They said right in the trailer that you can play 1-2-Switch on it if you own proper joycons.

The "I don't have TV" Switch.

>FINALLY makes the Switch an actual fucking handheld that can fit into a pocket
>but no HD rumble
>and no ability to do docked play
>no kickstand for tabletop mode either
>will obviously still only use handheld mode specs instead of docked
>Hori D-Pad already exists
>that hideous bezel emboss
>those hideous colors
>btw that'll be $200+ tip goy :^)

How is it possible for one company to be so far out of touch with its consumer base? It's like they knew what people wanted, but then decided to ruin a good thing at the last minute.

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The "I don't have House, so I don't have TV" Switch.

So when is the switch pro equivalent coming out? Is it safe to bvuy a regular switch now without worrying about a more powerful version coming out soon?

Can the Switch Lite connect to a regular Switch? Like, if I went over to a friend's house to play Smash. Could I connect to their docked Switch with a Switch Lite to use as a controller?

The "I don't have House, so I don't have TV, so I only play on the go" Switch

I legit don't get it, there's a port, why not just add dock compatibility

Am I the only one hoping that all of the retailers would cut prices on the 2DS XL with this news? I just want a fucking 2DS XL to emu/pirate DS games with...

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The "I don't have House, so I don't have TV, so I only play on the go, only in handheld mode" Switch

I want a 2DS XL too

well that’s a bullshit point because gamers don’t really play vidya on phones and tablets
if someone made a powerful handheld with great games on it that’s not overpriced it would sell a lot just not “even your grandma has two of those” type of lot like with NDS or Game Boy

I'll buy it because it's yellow and I was going to play in bed before sleep 99% of the time anyway. I hate playing videogames on the TV. At least on the computer you can multitask while the levels are loading or the match hasn't started yet.

Looks cool, but I don't see any reason to buy this when I have my regular switch that has more features.

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....tn screen...

Why don't you just say that you are not happy with the product? Why do you have to pretend like you know a million mother fuckers who've been fantasing about what a Switch Lite should have been?

Hold onto it and sell it you chumps, it'll be worth a lot more.

Because then it would be in direct competition with the regular Switch. They're selling people an overall inferior experience for a lower price.

Vita 1000 had a TV out.
There's a mystery port on the top next to the cartridge slot that just never got used. People assume that's TV out and likely what it was but Sony fucking hated the vita and never released the cable and it's of course proprietary so good luck

GO BACK YOU FUCKING TURBO FAGGOT ZOOMER

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It's a terrible format and people who perpetuate its existence deserve to die. In a couple years people are going to look back and see how retarded it is just like how they look at rage comics today

actually kill yourself

...and they wonder why these fuckers are almost extinct

This feels like the PS Vita but better. I think they should add more entertainment software to this (a la Netflix and Hulu). I remember reading that Nintendo didn't want the legit switch to seem like a tablet, so didn't support streaming services or social media on it for a long time. I think now that the stigma is gone or won't be prelavent, they should consider support.

Kekekeke

If this ends up exploitable soon after release I'll buy it in a heartbeat. Only reason why I haven't hacked my original switch is because it's my only one

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?

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What

Headcanon delusions. Making it Switchless was the only way to keep the old model relevant to consumers.

Longer battery life I believe

>pay for the import fees themselves
I can literally buy it from a german store and have it delivered for less. This is nothing but jewing

It won't be (probably) unless it doesn't start off with the newest revision which I imagine it will. Why would they make you update it from a version before 4.0 as soon as you set it up? They'll use the exact same method they used to keep newer models unhackable since it is, after all, just a Switch.

Now we just need the pro, so I can be convinced to buy a switch.

W-what...

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I think it's a trick. Moms are going to buy this Switch because it's cheaper than the other version. Going to be a lot of sad children. That's Nintendo though. No morals and extremely greedy.

Switch Lite and Metroid 5, here I come.

Yes but this one has games

? No games at all

Calm down autismo

They still have a company behind them making dedicated exclusive software.

Android tablets have to share their ecosystem.

You'd still need a base-model Switch for that.

inb4 it won't support NES and SNES emulators and some retro titles either just because

>Moms are going to buy this Switch
Better than dads who buy this switch.

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I've gotten to the point in my life where I can't tell if these pranks are just light hearted joke or just another "I fucking hate my family more than anything in the world." kind of parenting anymore.

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It's just a joke bro. They probably had a switch for him.

>wanting to support Sony in any way
Fuck that, at least sell to Microsoft or just put that shit on Steam, if it were to hypothetically happen

>only 24 ports
That's lame

More like the Nintendo Dom

Looks retarded but I can see being a thing

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lamarapprovesofkoolaid.ytmnd.com/

Why are people posting twitter memes

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It's worse though. Wii U gave you the tablet and the monitor you could use effectively at the same time. Now you gotta toggle more menus as opposed to the seamless experience of tilting your eyes, or in the worse case, your head.

I wonder where Nintendo would be now if instead of the Wii U Nintendo released the Switch in its place. Iwata would probably not have died due to stress.

Why nintendo hardware is always so outdated even before launch?

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Konichiwa, Nintendo Switch no sogo producer Koizumi desu. blablablabla Joy-Con Motion Plus
compatible with Nintendo Switch Pro family

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...

because people like memes?
the fuck kind of stupid fucking question is this

2011: Nintendo 3DS
2013: Nintendo "3DS"

cope harder

Then why not go to twitter

because america is a free country

They focus on games.

thank fucking god I made the right decision to buy a proper switch last month

Xbox huge was two generations ago, why would they compete with it now?

You don't even know what greedy is, the original switch is roughly $420 here in Israel.

Most children who don't have a Switch at this point won't care. They'd be grateful for having the $200 version if their parents weren't willing to buy the $300 version already.

Kids under 13 don't even know how to use a TV anymore.

I don't think the HD Rumble could even work on it. It's cheaper at least. Not buying it though.

Because Yea Forums is the bitch of every other meme site including reddit and resetera. suck it down bitch.

Jewing on your government's part, you fucking ruskie moron

>Introducing, what everyone though the Wii U controller would be able to do...

You mean the fucking Switch itself?

So it is literally a mobile with joypads integrated.

Isn't this what everyone was waiting to buy a Switch for? What's with all the complaining?

>What's with all the complaining?

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You can also use a micro SD adapter on the Vita. Vita naysayers are actually fucking imbeciles.

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Would 100% buy one to play online games if you could hook it up to a TV, but at that point it might as well be a regular Switch

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Why not just buy a regular Switch? Assuming you don't already have one.

>Would 100% buy one to use it for the exact opposite of its intended purpose

lmao it is shaped like the wii u gamepad

>smaller screen than my phone
>giant bezels
JUST

>"We regret to inform you that you will need to buy seperate joycons to play 1-2 Switch with the Switch Lite"

Except that's a positive.

>I can't wait for that rumored 4K Switch to be officially announced so I can play all those great Nintendo games that I've missed out on this generation
>I'd happily pay $400-$500 for something like that

Nintendo just doesn't understand consoles anymore, this is fucking trash

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A version that is more shitty?

You are absolutely delusional if you thought they were more likely to sell a more expensive $500 Switch than a less expensive portable only version based on the rumors we had

Nintende switch 330 eurobucks

Ns lite 200 maybe 230 (if it were dockable +80 for the dock) so really only 50 discount. Then you take into account that no detachable joycons and no hd rumble or IR so in the end is it still cheaper? (imo it schould be dockable cuz now it's the nintendo switchn't

>Yea Forums is complaining about this.

Except its launching in fall.
Around the time of Pokemon Sword and Shield.
For just $200.
Not people's expected $250. Just $200.
With a already established library of good Switch games.
And Wii U ports nobody played.

This...is gonna get the Switch userbase to 50 million before 2020 at this rate. Which will get them even more third party support. Which possibly means even more definitive editions of games (note that a game becoming portable makes it the best way to play the game cause you can play it anywhere). Which will also cause the original Switch to get more games to. We are looking at TV only games becoming portable, and even portable only games becoming where you can play them on the TV. This is a pretty big push, the Switch might actually catch up to the PS4 at this rate. Not this year, or next year, but by 2021 probably. Likely after the PS5 launches.

this is what you get for proprietary shit. capitalism breeds innovation :)

Apparently over half of the inside of the Switch was parts dedicated to allowing it to connect to the TV? I don't understand it either. They make it seem like removing the parts that let it connect to a TV is how they made it smaller. But that cannot be right can it?

I have one but it's... modified, I can't go online with it, would still like to play Mario Maker 2 or some other online game

You're right, I'm retarded. I would pay for a reverse version of this one (no handheld mode)

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I don't think it's too much to ask that Nintendo not downgrade their new systems instead of upgrading them like Sony and Microsoft

The PS4 Pro was a resounding success that has allowed players to keep up with television technology, and Nintendo is responding by catering to poorfag casuals

Yet another generation of Nintendo products that I will not be involving myself in due to their technophobia

Nintendo hasn't been able to garner good 3rd party support (beyond the first year of a console's lifespan) for almost 5 gens now.

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this t.b.h

You can't even call that thing a console anymore though

No TV functionality? It's a fucking handheld and can't even be counted in the same category as a regular Switch

absolutely delusional

Could’ve just called it the Switch codename: Nintendo NX.

Technically handhelds are still consoles. the 3DS is a handheld console

You put up literally zero counter argument, good job

It's literally the same platform. They play 99.5% of the same games.

So what's actually significantly different? It's just smaller? Isn't the original Switch portable as it is..

>muh semantics

you still don't compare the 3DS with a PS4

I wasn't responding to one

>2019
>can't even achieve full hd, let alone 4k
>1280x720 resolution is shit

No I guess you are just acting like a moron

>>muh semantics
>You can't even call that thing a console anymore though. It's a fucking handheld

Based brainlet.

>This Delusion

As opposed to being an actual moron demanding an argument.

720p is the new 240p
Laptops are still being sold with 720p displays
Burner phones sold at Walmart still have 720p displays

The difference is that a parent will be more willing to spend less on an inferior product and increase Nintendo's profit margin as opposed to putting out a superior piece of technology that gamers will actually enjoy more

High quality original content

I hope you lot don't waste your money on this.

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Feel free to not respond to my posts if you aren't going to discuss anything, you're useless

Except its not. Its the middle of this year and its already above 20 million. If you really think Pokemon won't push it up to 40 or 50 million you are delusional. Especially with the option being even cheaper now.

Feel free to stop being a useless moron.

You can't even support your opinions and you're calling me the moron

Is summer over yet?

The truth is, the switch lite is not for most of us. Why would anyone buy a portable version of there already portable console with less features and functionality? Nintendo knows this. They know that people who already own a switch are going to hold out for the pro.
The NSL is for people who want 2 or more switch consoles in there home or people who already have other consoles but want something supplemental.

Your so called "opinion" is absolutely delusional.

Why would I argue with a useless moron who got here this summer? I'd have a better time trying to teach a dog how to read

You're the one that's delusional that think people are going to buy a Switch just for Pokemon that looks that bad. People who already have one are going to buy it but that's about it. I doubt the Lite is going sell well and it damn sure isn't going to affect the overall sales of the Switch.

Considering those parents spend more collectively than the few who care to buy "a superior piece of technology" at a profitable margin I can't blame them.

>You're the one that's delusional that think people are going to buy a Switch just for Pokemon that looks that bad.
>it damn sure isn't going to affect the overall sales of the Switch

lol

I like it

waiting for better colors

>n-no u!

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>over half
sounds like you're just illiterate.
The point of removing TV mode is that they don't have to worry about increased clockspeads and thermals, which means a lighter console they can sell for cheaper.

You keep saying that buzzword thinking it's a counter-argument, I'm putting you at 15 years old max

Thanks for proving me right.

Buddy all you're doing is acting like a child and repeating the same things I say to you back to me, but whatever you want you tell your friends when you get back to school in the fall

>calling me what I am is a buzzword
You keep implying there is an argument to be had to begin with, whereas I am simply pointing out that you are a delusional moron. Your 15 year old samefagging bullshit isn't convincing me otherwise.

fccid.io/BKEHAC001/Letter/02-FCC-Class-II-Permissive-Change-Letter-4349995#download

Original Switch being updated to new SoC, probably the same 16nm/12nm SoC in the Switch Lite

Literally the "no u" response again, pathetic

There's that projection again.

Haha let's just make jokes about how Nintendo re-releases the same shit every year. They put out shit hardware. Everything they do is a scam and money ploy.

Fuck Nintendo and every drone that thinks it's okay to suck their dick and give them money.

Ill never understand why they didnt just pull a reverse wii-u and let the switch wirelessly send video to the dock to display on the tv to mimic the wii u gamepad

Nowhere near as pathetic as being an underage summerfag who thinks his deluded responses warrant anything more than a "no u".

stay mad kiddo

Am I the only one that literally never uses the Switch as a portable?
Everything about the Switch is marketed as a portable and obviously with this Nintendo sees it as a more valuable venture to exemplify it's portability, but I think it's too fucking big and the majority of the games don't scale correctly so it's like trying to play Starcraft on a fucking flip phone.

>have a shitty tv
>don't care for games that require joycon
>only play single player games
in addition to
>better battery
>more portable
>$100 less
>dpad

give me one reason not to get the lite over the original

Said the deluded child throwing a pram because he didn't get his precious "counter-argument". It's no wonder nobody takes your moronic "opinion" seriously when you act like this.

seething child

Case in point.

Should've called it the Lite Switch.

>People who already have one are going to buy it but that's about it

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I have a decent TV and I'm still getting this one because I'm out of HDMI ports

Coincidentally Diablo 3 plays a lot better on the Switch in portable mode than any other Diablo clone on mobile.

furious teen with no friends spends all vacation being inarticulate on Yea Forums

More at 8

>What's with all the complaining?
Where do you think we are?

If it can run Xenoblade without looking like shit I'll buy it

Son, when you take my meticulously hand-crafted shitposts and feebly try to turn them against other people, you're only showing me how much I hurt you and how you desperately wish you had an inkling of my wordsmithing genius, but alas, the best you can manage is to imitate your betters and hope that the lack of context doesn't detract entirely from the effect.

Best part is seeing how the sonniggers seethe at a kids tablet. Get a pc or have sex already you fags

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>no TV out
So close to perfection, barring any joycon issues of course. They’re purposefully gimping it so they can keep selling the old model. Remember how the DS Lite was an improvement on the DS in every way? Why can’t they do the same for this?

>Son, when you take my meticulously hand-crafted shitposts and feebly try to turn them against other people, you're only showing me how much I hurt you and how you desperately wish you had an inkling of my wordsmithing genius, but alas, the best you can manage is to imitate your betters and hope that the lack of context doesn't detract entirely from the effect.

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Preteen gets a nerve touched and starts trying to use big words he learned this year in English class

Joysticks break, you’re done for. Not even a kickstand to use with another controller.

What do you hope to accomplish by samefagging this blatantly?

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Jesus

When does school start up?

Who would ever take a 3-4 hour device anywhere outside the house? It’s ths Atari Lynx, Game Gear and Nomad all over again. The Switch Lite does look to be less wide and awkward to hold though. We shall see.

schizo

More likely a switch pro. I would buy a stronger tv only

The majority of Switch owners. Assuming they don't just leave it out of the dock when playing at home.

Let's not bullshit fellow anons here, bud. You still have to use Sony's proprietary memory card to actually install the CFW required to use a SD2Vita, assuming you are using the superior 1000 model.

Usually mid to late August

Literal infant doesn't like the idea that more than one person knows he is a moron so falls back on samefagging accusations

Oh no!

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Mobile IPs should be rangebanned. Especially when all it takes to samefag and ban evade is a flip of the airplane mode option.

>16:58:42
>16:59:43
Who are you trying to fool kid. You even pulled out your phone and started posting oh no! in a pathetic attempt to deflect being exposed as a samefagg. You're a moron and an embarrassment.

>implying I would post from my work computer at work
Lol

>implying you have a job
lol

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Literal infant samefag doesn't like the idea that more than one person knows he is a moron so falls back on airplane mode accusations

>job
More of a career actually. Why is somebody having a job such a foreign concept to you? Especially when unemployment in the US is so low. Are you a NEET?

>portable, wifi enabled device with no web browser in the year 2019
How?

>shitposting on Yea Forums
What do you think?

I have 10 hours at a desk with almost nothing to do all day. What the fuck else should I be doing?

So the thing has gyro, but no IR pointer
Does this mean Mario Odyssey can still have wagglan or no
I actually like the wagglan in that game

Shitposting on a korean laundromat forum about video game handhelds while jerking off to tranny porn and phoneposting to avoid samefag detection is a career, my little NEET.

Nah, you would blush if you saw my W2 kid

You should get a job.

>projecting

>their incompetence
How the fuck were they supposed to calculate for some faggots booting recovery mode by jamming paperclips into their Switch exactly?

>bragging about your financial status on 4channel
definitive sign of NEET poorfaggotry.

oh the irony

found the negro

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Mario Odyssey, Splatoon 2 and BOTW work exactly like in normal handheld mode.

>lying

Mario Odyssey uses rumble to find some moons and the Switch lite has no rumble

Anyone else disappointed with the color selection? they all are kind of uggo

>n-n-no he can't possibly be more successful than me!
Do you know what's awesome, company matching 401k and always hitting my max yearly IRA contribution. I will be a millionaire at early retirement

:)

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lmao at all the plebs who stuck in the past who claimed the switch wasn't replacing the 3ds

and lmao even harder at the idiots who think this thing will flop.

its literally the next pokemon machine.

the 3ds is finally dead and thank god. that was the worst nintendo handheld ever.

How could Nintendo possibly think that removing everything that makes the switch stand out, literally the entire core concept, is a good idea?

>Play it proud

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It's a 3DS.

Except it's not 3D.

And it doesn't have a 2nd screen.

And it doesn't play 3DS games.

Rumors were that there was a Switch Lite and Switch Pro in the works. Not sure what Switch Pro is going to be, but it may be something worth waiting for if you want beefier specs.

>n-n-no I'm more successful than you are and will retire a millionaire spending 10 hours a day shitposting about video game consoles on 4channel dude trust me!
ok kiddo

>jews getting jewed

pottery

by both paperclips and the flaw being a thing?

It's not a 3DS.

>no shitty joycons
>good price for the hardware considering
>an actual dpad unlike whatever that bullshit was on the original switch
>looks comfy and comfortable to hold unlike the clamshell crap that started with the gameboy advance SP

it's way better than the original

The rumor I heard was that they wanted to release the pro and the mini at the same time but are having problems with the power consumption of the pro ie like only an hour of battery life.

>He watches tranny anime

:)

It doesn't remove anything core to the switch, most people care about games than one off gimmicks that most switch games don't use in any meaningful way

it's not like the 3ds had any games worth playing. it had a worse library than the wii u.

That's not the point, the Switch from day 1 was advertised as a mix between a handheld and a home console, this is just stripping the most important and major selling point of the console away.

So what's the point in getting this if you already own a Switch and can't effectively transfer cloud saves from Pokemon or New Horizons?

:3c

Yea Forums is a r*ddit board now thanks to GG and Obama phones.

Does this have a game card slot?

>the most important and major selling point of the console
only if you go by marketing memes instead of how the average person actually uses the console

Yes

Yeah. There's a slot on the bottom right and another one somewhere on the top. Not sure which is for the memory card and which for a Switch game card though.

>they didn't remove any core concepts
Its called the SWITCH because it can switch between a handheld and a home console

This is for people who don't want to spend $300 on a switch or don't care about TV mode

And North Korea is a democratic republic. You drank the marketing kool-aid

I am genuinely speechless right now. Thank you, user.

Yea Forums was a reddit colony long before either of those things happened

muh security

Am I being trolled? You cant actually be this retarded

So the complete opposite of me then. Gotcha.

You are actually this retarded.

Meh only 100 less. I wish it could connect to tv

You really think Nintendo or anyone would sit there and go
"Hey bro, you know paperclips? Jam one into every single hole in the Joycon rail, just to be sure"
Knowing after the fact that it's there doesn't mean it's not still thinking really outside the box.

It was called the Switch because it has multiple games you can Switch out.

>go back to work after absolutely demolishing preteen brit using endless "no u" posts for every (you)
>Come back to see him accusing what must be 3 different people of samefagging

Literally could not have gone better

You really think Nintendo didn't know shorting the pins on the Switch could be used to access recovery mode?

Wait there are no joycons? Is it not controller compatible as well? Playing games in handheld mode isn't the most comfortable because of how far apart the buttons are. If this is just a normal switch with less functions, I'll stick with the switch I already have. Barely play it in handheld mode as it is. My 3ds is what I game on if I'm on the go usually. Games like Splatoon and BoTW are awkward on a small screen and weren't meant to be played in handheld mode.

Thanks for confirming you're absolutely delusional.

I'm so glad I used to write this shit in youtube comment sections and not fucking Yea Forums

No Pro

theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2019/7/10/20689379/nintendo-switch-update-fcc-change-cpu-nvidia-tegra-soc-nand

You're finally responding to the right person again, congratulations

Yes. Except way too big to be portable and with no games.

Think of the games it can run though. It's not a low quality handheld. This is still a pretty beefy system.

If you weren't banned yet and backed up your NAND you could set up emmc and go online with it. Won't let you play pirated games online but it's something.

why is this thread so fucking Summer

I've been replying to the same person this entire time. Congratulations on outing yourself as a moron.

You've been lashing out at a handful of people since I left actually, but thanks for your confirmation of being a preteen brit

Are these faggots ever going to fix that button placement? Whose genius idea was to place the stick right under face buttons and the D-pad right under the stick?

Because it's literally fucking summer in the northern hemisphere and Yea Forums's eternal summer has lasted most of this boards existence.

how do switch cloud saves work? Can I switch between playing on my og switch and a new switch lite easily?

Can you imagine what cheaper version of switch cost more than old version in Russia?
And joycons will be costs more like 40%

>cry about 'no u'
>response is no u

sasuga samefag moron

uh, this is basically standard. dpad goes under stick. buttons go over dpad

what is your alternative?

Still furious I see, stay that way

I'll be back to check on you later

Gray is not a color but a shade.

Yes, this go-- values customer gets it!

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>sasuga samefag moron
Sasuke Uchiha ???

So, light version has same chipset? Only more battery life but not more stable fps and resolution. Hacked switch with cpu boost >>>>switch lite

its a vita that can emulate snes game with special chip without shitting the bed.

>lol u mad

Come back when you learn to stop embarrassing yourself. Until then stay impotently raging because you couldn't win an "argument" on Yea Forums.

>doubledowning on the samefagging conspiracy

Whew lad

plz help

Shut the hell up weeb.

Literally so angry that he is seeing shadows when I left the thread, I can only get so erect

>doubledowning on your samefaggotry by replying to the same post multiple times
>call it a "conspiracy" and pretend you left the thread in an earlier post

Whew lad

See>B-but samefag!

>When I left the thread
Sure buddy, keep projecting.

>No one:
>Literally nobody:
>Nintendo: WhY dOn'T We jUsT rERelEaSE tHE sWItcH wIThOut dEtAcHaBlE JoYcOnS?????????

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see Literally anyone can use their phone to samefag, child.

That's not what projecting means, nice buzzword

That's not what buzzword means, keep projecting.

I'd buy it if it looked like this, but now I'm gonna get a regular switch, guess they get more money

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I would actually want this

Mood

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Will it be hacked soon?

Low effort

I don't need more than that to rile you up.

I'm not the one swinging punches at shadows, hahaha

Yes you are.

you guys both sound really gay

Yawn, learn a new trick little boy, your act is old

Oh the irony.

More like the Nintendo Soys

Why would plumbers be consulted for masonry?

>this one has games
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lurk more

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You put up literally zero counter argument, good job

>install the CFW required to use a SD2Vita, assuming you are using the superior 1000 model
Will that also work on the vita tv? I found one in box at a fleamarket for $5, but no memory card.

Don't you know that you don't need an argument and can instead just shitpost and pretend that you aren't 12?

kek at the vita memory card

Those have 1GB built in that you can use to hack it, then get the SD2Vita up and running.
You'll need a controller for it still though. PS3 or PS4.

Why would I waste energy arguing with you when you just shitpost and pretend that you aren't 12?

I'm illustrating a point, that wasn't even my post

No one:

Literally nobody:

(You): I sUCk DiCKKKKKKKK

That was my first post in this very thread, learn to check the IP count.

Cope, you're just angry you wasted time waiting for an inferior revision instead of hopping on the Switch train earlier.

Yeah and you found a way to combine two of the worst memes from the past year into one.

Back to Instagram with you scumfuck.

Jesus Christ why do I even bother.

Cringe and bluepilled

wow what an amazing catalog and library of games. Too bad they didn't show Street Fighter II, Skyrim, Payday 2, and The Witcher (at 480p).

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Nintendo GO and Stay Go™