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fake and gay. OP sucks cocks. move on.

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Give me a reason how the Switch being smaller suddenly justifies Pokemon Sword and Shield somehow looking worse than the 3DS games.

WEED

LMAOOOO XD

A new monster hunter for switch now please

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>Imagine being this out of the loop
I'd neck myself.

Yikes...

Weird choice of color. I guess we are back to "big games gets special skin" marketing instead of amiibos now.

1-2-Switch and Splatoon 2 both work in handheld mode, moron.

>all I ever wanted was a Switch but portable
I'm not sure what your problem is. This is a switch with a D-Pad, your argument is invalid...

Fantastic argument, lad

So how are you supposed to use the dock and controller thing? Or is this just a way for people to play Switch games without using the handheld function?

Sorry
I mean its not dockable

There is no dock. It's just a handheld. The "joycons" are not detachable.

NPD thread about to get spicy.

not wrong desu

>mario party
wtf, why are they playing it undocked then?

youtube.com/watch?v=7pu9t5AL1Ss

I would prefer the opposite. Dock only version. Because fuck the mobility of this shit. It's too big anyway and I only play at home

Thank you

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>weaker hardware

kind of dumb idea taking away the only USP of the device, but I suppose their are people out there that bought the switch for using on a plane or train only, and Switch is a bit too big.

This. I played 3 and 4U on my 3ds and got a big boy console for world. I do still want portable entries but having a new modern
console MH was a dream game for many people

So they just removed the whole "switch" gimmick and left it a full on handheld console. And people will actually buy it lmao.

Its the same hardware you dumbass

>Releases a handheld with weaker hardware
It's the same hardware with a small boost to battery life.
Are you brain damaged? It's the 3DS replacement for little kids playing Pokemon. As shit as Sw/Sh is, have you actually deluded yourself into believing they aren't going to be successful? Women will get it for Animal Crossing too when that comes out in March.

Ofc
People are dying to bring a switch lite everywhere
Go to bed, Karen

Not for me but I know people who want this and I’m sure it’ll do well especially among kids. My nephew only ever plays his switch in portable
mode cause kids are so used to tablet play. Just the way it is.

Same, have had a Switch since release and never used handheld mode. Would have preferred a docked version only.

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That is weird, I would probably only go for a switch for travel as I have a PC and PS4 for home. But then again, that's why I never bought one, cos why would I buy a handheld for my TV?

Nintendo is going balls deep into streaming because they are ass with their hardware since the cube

>weaker hardware

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The entire trailer is just them showing cool features for the switch and saying they won't exist on the new one

When are they removing the headphone jack? I can't wait

The battery will be smaller so to get more battery life they'll need lower power components, aka weaker processing

>to get more battery life they'll need lower power components
source

they could be using quantum processing

Or it's removed the bloat like HD rumble and motion control so that's not drawing on the power anymore.

>Imagine being this tech illiterate

I'm planning on buying one.

you are fucking retarded, kid.

>What is a die shrink
get out

Nintendo and GF are seperate companies, faggot. You can like the new Nintendo console and hate Sword and Shield all the same

Yes just like how the 2DS removed the 3DS's 3D gimmick and the Switch removed the Wii U's free online gimmick.

My grandmother doesn't think Donna is good enough for me.
How great is that?

Alright...

>price?
>battery life?
>can it run games on 30/60 fps?

Is there any reason why we need 15 FUCKING THREADS about this shit?

$200
slightly better
same performance as handheld mode for switch (so no lol)

>price?
$199.99
>battery life?
depends on the game, botw on fresh charge 4 hours
>can it run games on 30/60 fps?
yes

>all these places meant for outdoor rec just to play switch

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splatoon is unplayable on handheld mode

>price?
dunno but most likely cheaper than the normal version
>battery life?
6 hours like the normal one but it seems like this one can play games for a little longer (i.e. 1 extra hour for Botw)
>can it run games on 30/60 fps?
depends on the game I guess

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>pink
GAAAAAAY

Pink is a boys colour now

but also blue

Gay boys perhaps

Still has pink though rendering it a girls choice.

>no improved hardware switch
No fuck given.

No user, you are the big gay.

Imagine seething beyond lunacy, that's a big old yikes and cringepilled.

So can you play it on the telly or no?

BECAUSE I CAN BUY NEW TOY NOW!!!!!!!!!

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NINTENDO WON

Splatoon 2 I played entirely in handheld mode.

bc ur bad

price?

offer

is $50 ok?

lol
*blocked*

200 Americlaps with tip included

how will this fanboy cuck ever recover?

i will now buy your console

>ZOMG NINTENDO SWITCH LITE

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Why does America have so many mutts?

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