Tell Snagret your troubles. Snagret will listen

>Caves
Why would you want procedurally generated dungeons filled with nothing but enemies, no beautiful environments, or time limit of the day/night cycle?

3 did the right thing in taking them out.

snegret I just want to play vanilla minecraft with Yea Forums but when someone does start one it’s very rare and it only lasts for 2 days before everyone fucks off. On /mcg/ all everyone does is circlejerk about mods for people with severe autism

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Snagret, how does it feel being a motherfucking assist trophy in smash. Never thought I would see the day

Snargret, I'm worried that I've lost a sense for the intrinsic value of an experience and am increasingly leaning on games that just let my numbers go up. Why doesn't Pikmin 3 have a piklopedia?

Surely they are taking so long to make the game because they are meticulously designing every cave floor for the very best dungeon crawling experience. It will be released this decade, if by this decade you mean the upcoming 2020s.
I'm sorry to hear that. All you can do is keep trying, and hope you'll find some friends soon.
It's hard to say. I don't even get to see myself in the game, since Snaret's brothers only play without items.
Snagret is going through a bit of that himself. I recommend putting a bit more focus on the feeling of your inputs, as well as atmospheric things such as noises and backgrounds.

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Have you ever snagretted making a post?

You always burrow out of the ground flawlessly so I cant latch any pikmin on your head

I'm working 50 hours a week doing physical work at my current job and it's running me ragged. No matter how hard I bust my ass every night without ever slowing down, my manager still finds things to complain about. So I've finally started going back to college, and just finished a summer semester, but even with my availability changing, my manager will still squeeze every last hour he can get out of me until I have absolutely zero personal time left, because I'm one of his best employees and our department gets terribly busy in the summer. I have another school semester starting in August and I really need to find a less stressful/demanding job, but I'm worried about leaving my current place because I've been there for 3 years and have a lot of friends here, who I'd hate to screw over by leaving them high and dry. I also can't adjust my availability to give myself less work days/hours because my manager is a petty asshole and refused to let the last guy who asked to only work on weekends. How do I handle this situation? Just drop the bombshell and never look back? I'm reaching my limit, Snagret, and it's time for a change that suits my evolving lifestyle, but the first step is always the hardest.

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Not snagret but if you really are as valuable as you say you are than ask for a raise and if they don't give you one tell them to take a hike.

my life is a mess, and the only thing i had going for me was my gf of a year
she left me this morning

okay user it's good that you know all of this but have you ever raised these points to your superiors? ever, at all? clearly you have proof to back up what will sound like little more than claims to said superiors. you're just one individual of many to them and it's going to be difficult for you to stand out without blatantly taking them aside and showing them. they are spread thin naturally and can't readily care deeply enough about every single individual below them to start acknowledging each and every one of you this deeply. put yourself out there and see what happens. take risks, make yourself afraid and then feel accomplished when you've faced down those fears

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Don't forget to strafe and direct your swarm around attacks. Throw your pikmin just after I strike. If you're gutsy and have quick relfexes, you can easily beat Snagret.
Nobody could blame you for leaving this job. It's no good to kill yourself, but I'm not sure what to say about your friends.
Christ, that's one of the worst hands you can be dealt. You have Snagret's sincere condolences.

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I've been there more than once user. It hurts right now, but remember that you have to find your own happiness and satisfaction in life, not rely on someone else to provide it for you. Right now, the best thing you can do for yourself is just do things that make you happy, things that don't remind you of her, and allow yourself to be angry at her. Getting angry doesn't sound productive at first, but it's the fastest way you can emotionally detach and convince yourself that you're better off without her. Which you probably are, if the relationship dissolved in the first place. Maybe in time you'll have healed enough to be able to let go of the pain and/or resentment, but you have to worry about self-care and getting to that point first. You'll find a new reason to go on, just hang in there and be strong, my man.

Snagret, I’m bored as fuck at work. I get all my work done too quickly, but I’m worried it would look like I’m a slacker if I went home early. I can’t even ask my boss for more work because he’s currently on vacation for another week. What do?

I have $1000 worth of dragon dildos and I haven't used any in three to four months. I just don't have the time.

fuck you snigret, where's based bulborb

I just wanna draw and be left alone but people keep trying to socialize with me.

Snagret can't say for certain. If it were Snagret, he'd just leave and see how it plays out.
If you've bought $1000 worth of any kind of dildo, let alone dragon ones, you legitimately need to rethink your life.
Politely explain you need time to yourself, but be aware it might be rude to only speak to people on your own terms.

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snagret don't tell me you don't have 1000 dollars worth of dildos

here's my question tho
i keep having testicle pain for about 10-15 mins maybe once a day or once every other day
I'm not sure what's causing it, i do drink a lot of whiskey

Hey Snagrat, how do I find direction in my life? I feel like when it comes to getting jobs and whatnot, I've just been going with the wind and doing what I want to do on the side. It'd be fine if it was making me enough to actually say I'm making money, but I'm only doing a small bit better than "surviving".

Is there anything I should do?
How bad is Hey Pikmin? I hear pretty bad.

Make a doctor's appointment, and make it now. There's nothing to wait for if your nuts are on the line.
Snagret's in the same boat. The best you can read a book, watch some tv, take a walk, and think about what you want from the world. I haven't looked too far into Hey Pikmin, Snagret would recommend finding a gameplay video.

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I miss bulborb but snagret is nice too despite looking scarier

Not Snagret, but Hey Pikmin fucking blows.

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I had a feeling since I had the misfortune of buying Chibi Robo Zip Liner, but thanks for the reassurance.

Thank you for your support. We all miss Bulborb.

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>Chibi-Robo
FUCK now you reminded me of the state of that franchise.
But yeah, the only thing Hey Pikmin has going for it is cute Pikmin shenanigans. Pikmin 1 looks better than this, and that was made in fucking 2001.

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hey snagret how do i get out of credit card debt
I'm 5k in now, and make 33k a year

I want a big female snagret to bend down and pluck me of my feet and slowly swallow me down her slippery pink gullet, her stomach quivering, eager to work on a nice filling and nutritional meal

Snagret, me and everyone I care about will be dead one day. What do I do?

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Will there be a Pikmin games as good as Pikmin 2 ever again?

Frankly speaking Snagret isn't too educated on this subject. The best I can say is live frugally and always remember to put in payment.
Be with them while you still have them. No matter what, never let the precious things go un-cherished.
Can't say today. Aside from the release date, I have high hopes for Pikmin 4.

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Snagretさん I've recently began making new friends and I meet new people almost every week in hopes of getting a gf, but all the girls just seems to forget me after a while. What do
Also where is Pikmin 4

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You'll find the right lady someday. Try to enjoy your bachelor life in the moment, and take things as they come.

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I can't solve my problems Snagret. How can you help me? I'm waiting for the answer! Hurry!

sometimes I dont even want a gf i just want a best friend so i dont have to do everything alone

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Ahhhgh! I trusted you Snagret! I'm bleeding now. Will I die? Uhng.. unhg....

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Snagret, Pikmin 1 is my favorite game ever. I'm almost getting this buried Olimar from the game's bad ending. It's just Olimar's head, no pikmin or anything around it. What do you think of it?

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Yo fuck this thread

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tattoo*
It's not too big, all black, probably some nice shading and some detail

I always feel like my only real friend is only my friend cause he feels bad for me please help Snagret

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What do you mean getting it?

Snagret! You are a Snake! I can't trust you anymore! U're a monster! I'm dying after your attack. Bye.

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Do you ever miss the glory days of actually being a threatening enemy in the first game?

I love Olimar’s confusion when describing the biology of these creatures

Enemy? Look how I am cute. You must be toying with me.

Snagret can only offer advice user. You must fix your problems yourself.
If what you say about making new friends, you should be well on your way towards that. Be kind to your new friends, and I hope they are kind to you.
This is a forged image, Snagret will have none of your slander.
Snagret personally doesn't like tatoos, but as long as you're having them done that's a pretty good one to get.
The only to solve this is a deep and honest talk with him. Be brave.
I've gotta be honest, I never played the first one.

It is time for Snagret to go. Goodbye.

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Goodbye, Snagret.

play Pikmin 1, Snagret. Do it now.

Sometimes I feel bad about my skills, Snagret. I try to draw, edit, and make videos but I always feel like I could do something better and never make any progress because I'm fed up with it being perfect.

Here's a bad Kirby I did recently.

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getting as a tattoo.
Thank you, Snagret. Your approval of my tattoo as a Snagret that doesn't like tattoos means a lot to me.

I havent played 1 since I was a kid but I used to play 2 reguarly. I just finally bought a copy of one (Japanese copy) and I suggest you do the same
Also thanks for the advice Snagretさん

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