Damn...powerful stuff

You laugh, but the guy on the right is a chad in real life.

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But I only like single player games

lol, have sex incel.

Someone post the "We're unstoppable!" one.

Fell for the bait user, good job

ok

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the woman to man ratio in that pic is way too even for that to be true.

I hate all of u

>Gamers will never have this

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>they press so hard the screen ripples

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Do you think the person who practiced ten years just to be able to produce this garbage actually thought they'd ever be payed for it?

RNG the NPCs and me.

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Small dicks aren't allowed at the orgy.

Stop shitting up threads. Real asexuals don't push shit on people like the fucking LGBTBBQ faggots. Who rejected you homo?

How dare you! She plays Candy Crush!

Bros.. how do you endure?

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I missed the meme, why is there asexual stuff in every thread now? What cringey thing was done/posted?

I figured out of all the LGBTBBQHGEVvgafhjwsf cringe bullshit the fuckers who wanna hang out doing nothing were the least of our worries but whatever, what did I miss

Stfu incel.
>b-but I don’t want sex I-I’m an asexual snowflake!
Whatever incel.

This. Also the ones where they all call him a faggot.

What's the deal with asexuals?

rise the fuck up

fuck me i'm all out of enemies

BOTTOM TEXT

have them all jacking off then yah

Anyone who is sane and cares about his investments would be angry about that.

Let us all be sincere here, you all wish it was you.

If the thing you see in this picture was in any way real, the guys on the left would be pissed off drunk slavs and BRs ready to cut you open for messing with their daily dose of vidya "entertainment".

How does not having interest in getting laid make you an asexual?

and asexuals wonder why they're boring people

>particularly women
lmao virgin women are often seen as more attractive.

My coworker taps it so hard that the image goes black for a moment.

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>that comic
someone sounds personal attacked

Is asexuality the left version of the blackpill?

>I'm assexual
>still masturbate

LOL

needs more jpeg

>have crippling anxiety
>refuse to open to others
>have sex, yet keep your walls up
>feel awkward and uncomfortable
>"I-it means im asexual!"
Notice hiw its mostly girls, which are the ones who can get easy sex even if they are an anxious mess.

Easily one of the worst threads I've have seen

>We three, we are not a crowd...
>Not even a company.

Its a good thread as long as it makes me laugh.

And I wouldnt have it any other way

>Notice hiw its mostly girls, which are the ones who can get easy sex even if they are an anxious mess.
Holy shit it actually makes sense.

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As long as you ever got turned on at least once in your life be it actual sex, or porn, or fanservice or just seeing someone really hot then you're not asexual.

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That sounds a hundred times more wholesome than the sterile nightmare in OP's picture.

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>I will never have just one cute pair of feet in my life, not one.

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>outdated reddit meme
Even more of an affront to the senses than frogposting.

What would she have done if they said that she's ugly?

LOL

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Holy shit, topkek

kill bill vol. 2

The same, its about the fact of women getting their appearance highlighted.
He should have said "you have a bright career ahead of you"

Am I asexual if I don't try to get a gf because I know my anxiety would fuck it up and I wouldn't be happy living with someone?

Someone complimenting me about my career would make me want to throw a grenade at them.

That's... Not how grenades work.

No you are just a scared little beta bitch

Have you ever masturbated?

holy based

A well placed D cell is also considered acceptable.

Because you are male, and males are expected to be successful at their jobs

Am I asexual if I rarely fuck my fat gf but masturbate to anime every say?

When we win, do not forget that these people want your games ruined and censored, and they think its funny.

Yeah
Once a week

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>try to how a boomer something on the screen with a mouse pointer
>boomer can't see the mouse pointer
>forced to show with a finger

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How can you be asexual then?

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>socially retarded
>cries in front of his monitor to appease millions of sensitive fags
>chad
lol nope

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I didn't know ol' Charlie was this based.

Cause I don't want sex or relationship

Why did you post this shitty edit?

And you consider this a lifelong identity, rather than just an attitude you're having as you mature?

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What

But you masturbate, which means you are sexually active. How can you be asexual when you're sexually active?

masturbation is not sex

Why did my hobby have to become such faggotry. At least that gamergirl is taking all these faggots money.

True the FBI agent watching you is always there, he might not say much, but he's always there with you, have you said hello to your FBI bro today, anons?

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nigga half the men I know would've included alien or terminator in that list.

I just googled it.
Masturbation doesn't mean you're sexually active

>Imagine your FBI agent being female.
How do you flirt with them if you can't directly talk to them?

what are you masturbating to?

Of course not, but being asexual would mean that you do not have any type of sexual impulses and you aren't interested in any type of sexual activities.

I've recently become totally blind to mouse pointers, how long do I have left lads? Is it already too late?

I fear for this person's sanity

Tiles

>sexually stimulating yourself isnt sexual activity

the fact that this triggers /pol/tards to this day is hilarious. very revealing.

why did she draw an arrow next to her thumb

Mostly women on /gif/ and hentai on sadpanda sometimes traps

>tfw the crummy water man makes you pump instead of catching pokemon creatures

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Jokes on you I can suck my own toes

Ugh, here we go again.

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Black guy way up top looks like a wojack edit.

the comic was made by a guy

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These are great.

Why, will that leave more than just a smuge?

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We truly live in a society

Expecting things from fellow humans is now an unforgivable crime as it turns out, can't wait to tell all the people who ask me to bathe and shave and be socially acceptable.

>screen starts burning up
>turns out tv was a vampire

Fuck you, I only play single player games

In my games everyone I play with is my mom's sexual partner.

This one's pretty good. I like this one

based

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Leave it to boys to become offended and petulant at the notion that they should quit harassing women.

I consider asexuals considerably more subhuman than trannies.
I could actually see myself being friends with a tranny but not an asexual.

I don't use /pol/. It's just cringe, reddit friendo. I'm tired of seeing soijack as well.

Real asexuals never feel lonely.

Haha what do you think that tiny little AAAA battery would feel down your penis? Would it tingle?

>opium gang
Wait what

Because asexuals are liars. If someone claims to be one he's a lying scumbag.

Yeah. That shit is infuriating.
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>gamers are never alone
right, they are forever alone

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Ive been curious about watching Breaking Bad ever since Resident Evil Damnation told. it was "a masterpiece"

not everyone's a nigger bro

I would fuck a bimbo sex bot

I've seen a guy shove an AA battery down there without ripping, so just go ahead and try.

Someone post the dolphin and horse comic

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Really activates my almonds.

BOOK.

Go watch it. It's awesome.

meant for

This always makes me laugh

Pure redditshit.

I usually avoid shows that people say are masterpieces, but it's pretty damn good.

Also the only time I could stand Rian Johnson's directing. He did 2 of what's possibly the greatest episodes of the entire series

Someone post based fat Kevin. He's so much more likeable than the main character I imagine these have to be satire. Him and racewar Johnny.

Damn. Trans rights.

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are you balding too?
It might be too late

Done it and nothing happened. Now the three D batteries I shoved up my ass, however...

Far more insightful and funny than I expected from the art.

I laughed, so I guess they are not wrong. I wonder how it feels to be completely devoid of humor.

never stops be funny

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Uhhh wasn't the shark in jaws supposed to be female?

Damn. Imagine how mad was the """girl""" who drew this.

Don't you 40% Yea Forums, motherfucka.

It's not that good. It also drags on and repeats itself which was already annoying when you followed it as it was coming out but also makes it tedious to binge. I mean you could pace yourself watch it over five years but that's not very realistic either.

Are you trying to say that women are man-eating monsters you sexist pig?

lol no i talk to my sister my friend and my mother on a daily basis and have like 4 or so people online i sometimes talk to
yeeted that life away

/pol/ bigots need to leave. Videogames aren't for you and will never be for you.

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Yikes! The artist should really dilate!

tell me why thats bad
its obviously not good for it
but tell me the reason its bad

>/pol/ becomes a tubby Antifa supporter with sloppy dress sense

>so what are you reading?
>book

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>particularly women
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

you are just jaded, it is good comparing to shloc coming out today
they finished it when it needed to be finished

I like that the guy who is alone is weirdly jacked with a Chad chin and no one is overweight and greasy

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Really represents my daily existential crisis thb

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>Yea Forums is going to join the 40% soon
We'll all be free

having sex, putting your dick in another person, having your dick be touched by another person, sex in general = masturbation
really makes you think

Wave it around on screen, like all dinosaurs they respond to movement. But do it slowly so they can actually follow its movements, like all seniles their reaction times are shit.

They do have those, to be fair. When a thread got moved to /pol/ earlier today, the people who had been screaming /pol/ at everyone that disliked idpol agendas in videogames already had flags set.

Kek

Sounds closer to reality than asexual = masturbation.

Leave it to westerners to think that they should not be held to a social standard. Though to be fair, both people in that picture should have their social credit scores lowered and their families cut contact or risk their own social credit scores.

Putting it in doesnt count as sex in every case

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how is asexual people masturbating not the same as a straight person masturbating instead of having sex with a guy, its literally the same except its people in general

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this is how a feel everytime someone types "gas the kikes" in gamechat

Because you're not asexual if you masturbate. You are sexually stimulating yourself which means that the sexual component of your biology is functioning properly.
People are trying to push asexual to mean having mental problems that prevent you from developing a relationship that leads to sex, but that sounds stupid to me.

Well to be honest using the "you will never be a woman" or the 40% joke is just going for the low hanging fruit.

NO DON'T DO IT, I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK! NOOOOOOOOOOO

>Virginity is used to shame people
>Particularly women
???

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The funny thing is the mod getting removed and banned for being transphobic

>virginity
Huh, guess that little thing called "hymen" really disturbs modern sluts. Thanks, based evolution.

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>the concept of virginity is a social construct
Fucking what? Virginity is just whether you've had sex or not, the social stigma around what that means may be a social construct but that isn't the fucking "concept of virginity" what the fuck am I reading

Actually kinda based for blatantly getting all the low-hanging fruit and facts out of the way. Everyone can see it and will have to accept it but the actual roasts are forced to be original too

I think it's meant in regards to "I will only date a virgin woman, because I don't want no used pussy" kinda people.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHA
PRANKED HARD

>woman
What

>

>why yes I am a gamer girl, how could you tell?

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BASED

For every one instance of that, there's approximately a googleplex of men being shamed for being virgins.

Virginity is a social construct, there is no difference between a man or woman before or after sex.

But what about the hymen?

Can't tell if parody or sincere.

The hymen can be torn for a variety of reasons outside of sex.

But there is? You aren’t man at all before you’ve had sex. It’s a rite of passage

Most women pop their hymens when they're young, either by accident or by masturbating.

I am fairly sure the guy just gets off to men being hurt and humiliated.

There's a whole sociological discussion to do with rites of passage here. Time was a man became a man when he killed an animal, or another man, or owned property, or got a degree, or got a job. Now those things are either extremely commonplace, entirely impossible or frowned upon at large in society, so the only manhood ritual left for young people is sex.

>masturbating
So they become used goods. Good to know.

But it's just fact
Like, the word in the language sense is a social construct but this person specifically said the concept of virginity itself, without any social constructs in animals themselves they're still either virgins or not virgins

>that image
Great. Now can we cut out all the snobbish, self-righteous bullshit so this is merely informative instead of irritating?
I mean, if you're asexual, who gives a fuck if someone calls you an incel? Responding like this just makes them look overly defensive about it.

Ah yes, the literary classic Book. In my opinion, it's one of Author's finest works and a worth entry into the canon of Genre.

That's dumb and everyone who believes it is dumb.

What the fuck are you on about?

t. virgin

i really like the my name is earl episode about this

I genuinely don't understand how this is hot to people. Most fetishes I get, I can even reason out the psychological depravity of something like scat. But foot/toe fetishes I don't understand.

Well, I only ever play vidya with my sister next me, so I'm not alone?

Whoa shit, didn't see that one coming.

But what if I don't want to be a man and am content with staying a boy for the rest of my life?

t. woman

My experience is toe/foot fetishes are directly tied to submission in many cases.

>women
>virgin
lol

Then you'll be a burden to people that care about you, you'll be a failure of a human being, incapable of contributing to society.

Good.

pwn3d

whats it like talking about stuff you actually dont know about, theres no black or white, if you masturbate youre not asexual if you dont youre asexual but in general asexual people masturbate but have no sexual attraction to other people it doesnt mean you cant stimulate yourself, your nerves arent dead
asexual isnt about not forming relationships or romantic relationships
leave your house for once and interact with people outside of your echo chamber on some shit discord server

Except retards shitting out kids are the ones fucking everyone else over, and what's the point of having sex if you aren't having kids? How does fucking for pleasure contribute to society?

But Yea Forums is my only echo chamber.

You are clearly no a man and it makes you angry. You’ll probably grow up some day.

Uhhh... Videogames?

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Asexual is a blanket term that only really means you have no interest in having sex. You can be gay, straight, a tranny, etc. and masturbate 20 times a day, and still be asexual.

Did that Woomy have sex with the Blooper?

haha why did she take him into her bed, that's kinda weird haha....

I guess that has to be it. No wonder it's so popular on Yea Forums.

>girl messages me on Tinder last week
>Talk to her a bit and get horny
>Organise to have dinner with her on Thursday (tomorrow). That’s the day that she suggested.
>Message her on Monday asking if she’s still keen to meet up
>no response
>can see that she has been online since
So I’m being ghosted right? I’m safe to organise something else for tomorrow night, yeah?

ITT: Getting mad for some anonymus users in a imageboard

yes,she got a date with a chad or her ex

just ask her again, if she wanted to meet up she'll understand, if she gets annoyed at you it was never gonna happen anyways
good luck

I know that wasn't your intention, OP, but considering your image is supposed to be about Markiplier, that reminded me of that awful fangame they made where he's the leader of a dream society who battles demons in recreation of his LPs and ALL the protagonists are shoehorned in diversity messages.

Cringe to say the very least.

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>who are this people behind my screen
>who even let you in my house

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More of a man then you'll ever be and until you come over here and compare the length of your dick to mine, you'll never know if I'm right.

Wow you are so random xD guys
Habe an ebin upboat

I was being serious though.

As a degenerate weeb both are wrong

reddit tier post

literally me

Snek butt

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That is the obvious implication of that edit you donut

I have not made an online friend since 2010

Reddit tier reply

What a minute, that's photoshopped, I can tell by the pixels.

>doesnt see the constant Fate/GO threads that no one gives a shit about because waifus

I don't know, i thought it was like having a regice touching ice

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I DONT GET IT

I like you user
No homo tho

Damn...

>I am fairly sure the guy just gets off to men being hurt and humiliated
I can understand him, or even better her.

livescience.com/33525-foot-fetishes-toe-suck-fairy.html
They literally have defective brains where they subconsciously believe that feet are genitals.

To be fair this is how the majority of Yea Forums views themselves. If you use terms like NPC or nomelafag/normie unironically then this is you.

Smartphones are actually a trap you can't escape from, damn this society we live in.

Charlie was based

stfu ironic normie

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don't put your hand on your monitor

Am I asexual because I don't like to be bothered with meeting people. I have no problem making friends AT the workplace or AT the bar. But holy shit, being around them are terrible, and I'm not actually cool and feel stupid when I have to flaunt my talents and interests beyond video games and anime to women. I feel so disingenuous when I flirt

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no you're just a schizoid

Cuz i heff crippling autism and it upsets me

No user, you're just insecure. Or schizoid.

Then enjoy being lesser?

>BOOK
>BIMBO
>MAKE UP BRUSH
>A COMIC BY BEN GARRISON
>PRODUCED BY KOJIMA HIDEO

Boomer comic about how smarphones are a gateway drug to videogame addiction.
What do I win?
The ironic thing here is that for 99% of the populace who just watch, sports are even more mindless and unproductive. At least video games require some thought and improve coordination.

No reason to include the top paragraph.

Because they just post images. Ive never see anyone actually talking about the game. The character designs are fine to look at, unlike postbox trash that's just recolors of characters from the base game

Damn dude... my almonds... they're activating...

I can’t take a virgin seriously, grow up lmao.

Cyborg-chan Summer Dress is cute! CUTE!

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But he made something to watch on phones. Thus, is part of the failing system anyways.

>"i'm not like other girls because i read books :^)"
>reads harry potter, hunger games and 50 shades

No, because you're making an attempt. An asexual wouldn't bother to begin with.

Is it inherently wrong to be schizoid? Because it seems like an accurate description honestly. I just don't want to have to medicate to change who I am for everyone else's sake when I don't really have a problem with it myself.

i always knew that charlie was based and now it just got confirmed.

Do you happen to use it anyways, mr snowflake?

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if you're not hurting yourself or others who cares, you only change if you want to or if you have other mental illnesses
I'm also a schizoid

>not a lardwhale with a cat piss stained hoodie
unrealistic. At least it looks like she hasn't had a shower in a week so not all bad.

I figured as much

If you're ok with it then it's not a problem. Also I'm not sure there is any medication to make people stop being schizoid.

A friend of mine is so obsessed with FF14 that she mostly communicates with people she plays with while hating them for the most part, which makes her spend less time with me and our mutual friends. She would often skip classes to play instead and wonder why she failed her classes. Who the fuck actually thinks online trash is fun and helps you make friends?

It's very obvious if you're not an idiot. Women are pressured to stay virgins because nobody wants used goods, but if they actually stays virgins a lot of guys will complain that they're terrible in bed because they're not experienced enough. Basically depending on who you're with, it's damned if you do damned if you don't.

>she

i think im asexual but im not sure
i whack off sure, but i see it aas a nuisance
like fuck im gonna waste 20 mins just whacking off again i wish i didnt feel that shit
im also 27 and khv but i dont fucking care, like real shit
also some time ago some friends tried to get me to fuck this hooker but i couldnt get hard and they thought i was gay for a while but i just didnt feel anything from 3d

>woosh

It's not even torn, it's either a woman has one and it stretches for many reasons (having sex, surgery, practicing sports) or they never had one in the first place. In some places you'll have families forcing their daughters to have their hymen checked by a doctor and virgins can be described as not being virgins anymore so it's complete bullshit anyway. And given the number of girls who think taking it in the ass and the mouth still makes them virgins, I'd say that should even be a criteria in the first place.

Rites of passage are social constructs, are you dumb?

>Reddit words give me the upper hand

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It's quite simple I give the flesh flute to all of them

oh man this one is good

>S

A.

I'll give them my flute if you know what I mean

Just was going to say this

rather be alone then surrounded by faggots.

She's an actual girl. She's a tomboy, ugly and looks like a 50s boomer mom and she pretends to be a guy online with a voice filter though. If she were a guy the story wouldn't even be remotely different anyway.

Let B keep her flute and make a flute for the other two.
Why get one loli when you can have all three?

B

It’s called being insecure and having low test

Fucking this. Socialization is such a goddamn chore.

Damn...

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retarded newfag

then why are you still here?

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sure its a great show but some people think of it as gods gift to man. season 4 was amazing but season 5 was trash.

Cause I can tell you faggots what I really think of you. You're alright.

so does this mean if I walk on the ground outside... im connected to everyone else currently outside aswell? Wow, truly fixed my lonlyness

>fifa loot boxes

some of you are alright. the rest can fuck off.

I sincerely hope so or I have been jacking off to a dude shark all these years.

gee thanks faggot

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I have no interest in girls or boys, period. I have 4 friends who I hang out with regularly, I love my family and have a secure job. Why should I ruin all that by introducing a self-absorbed whore who only cares about her needs and not mine? I had 4 girlfriends and all relationships went south, simply because women are fucking cancer. Good to fuck, but awfull to talk too.

shark tits?

LOL

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I really missed the trashtalk in the original MW lobbies. It was pure vitrol and comedy at the same time.

L-LOL?

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Please tell me this leads to rape.

Why do people hate shadman so much? He's clearly capable of some pretty good, high quality artwork (not specifically talking about his porn here), and there are literally thousands upon thousands of far worse "artists" who draw shitty sonic inflation artwork, so why does he get singled out? I've heard people say it's the content, but the stuff he draws is practically tame when compared to the, again, thousands of hyper-scat gore vomit inflation cheese grater artwork that a ton of other people draw, and there's tons of artists that draw the exact same stuff he does, and in worse quality. So what the fuck?

Is it literally just a meme to hate shadman? To jump on the bandwagon of hating someone who, by all accounts, isn't actually bad at drawing?

And before I get a bunch of replies saying "no, he really is THAT BAD", look at these Safe For Work pictures and tell me that the guy doesn't have ANY artistic skill.

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shadbase.com/gallery_folder/digital_folder/I Conspire to....jpg?x29145

I mean, come on. This stuff is pretty fucking good. It'd take me years to learn how to draw this well. Is it because he's good enough to be posted a bunch in places, but his kinks are weird enough to make people hate him? His artstyle is certainly very unique, hence how people are so easily able to recognize his work, even if they don't think it's any good. I also know his personality is quite fucked from what I've heard, but again, that doesn't suddenly change the quality of his art. Even Hitler was a great motivational speaker.

So, what the hell?

>inb4 "get out shadman"

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get out shadman

People actually hate shadman?

stop posting anytime shadman

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Imagine being touched by a person

>finally buy a smartphone in 2017
>become addicted to browsing Yea Forums all day at work
SHIT i didn't think i'd fall for that but i did.

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Source me up.

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Dude. No one actually dislikes shadman that much. Its literally just meme-ing because he was once a known lurker.

I'd never seen his non-porn stuff btw - some of that is actually really great.

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And don't forget the >shadman meme is pretty funny.

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His art is just terrbile compated to other porn artists

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What? It’s literally the best

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Nobody hates him, but his art is definitely polarizing.

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damn,,,,,,,

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That's cute, name?

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go away shad

Fuck no. It stopped being funny after a month, now it's just annoying

>problem officer?

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Oh I get it. She sees dead people.
Like the Sixth Sense except with a cute anime girl. Neat, I like it.

Looool

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LOL
source is in the first page

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Mieruko-Chan

They will chop her into pieces and make soup out of her wont they?

Thanks

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Fellas...

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I don't get it. Are they all posting song lyrics?

They like that white boy, white boi.

>Harry Potter
Big ow

Bullshit. I'm alone right now.

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holy fuck bros i love gamer girls

best post in thread, thank you user

>pulling the pin with fucking teeths
how this fucking annoys me holy fuck

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I kinda disagree with that actually. I think futanari, loli, rape, and mass shootings are polarizing. He puts those things in his art, yes, but the actual quality of the art doesn't seem to be in question when it comes to shadman.

Compare this to Andrew Dobson. The content of his art no one seems to give a shit about. Its the art, his awful art, that draws ire.

I'm with you, user

>tfw the manga started of super creepy and the mc just trying to handle the situtation
>now she uses it the help the dead and the living.
I like it. It's also surprisingly full of feels. This one is pretty good but the cat guy storyline is still goat though.

>hey you're hot for a woman
vs
>hahahaha fucking faggot for a man
hmmm

>modern MMOs
So many players around me, yet I stand alone

I had quite the chuckle

Sure thing, incel.

lol; didn't expect it to be based

>the concept of virginity is used to shame people
>ESPECIALLY WOMEN
fucking lmao
weather this is ironic or not, case in point

Where did "A" battety go?

have sex

Thanks for that. I always wonder where you guys find these horror manga's. Ito is great but it's refreshing to see something new.

>love legs
>submissive as shit
>still find feet repulsive
I don't understand it

>tfw post gamers rise up memes because I genuinely find them funny
>get called a tranny
It's a cold world we live in, fellas................

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That's literally and unironically just a social construct

>can't have sex
>decide to become "asexual"
Literally the Fox and the Grapes.

wow... so deep...
really makes methink...

People bad at sex.

kek
didnt expect it to be funny
sad but true, man i fucking hate Yea Forums having real gacha threads, fucking ecchi art collector """games""""

Cringe. I hate playing games online. I play to be in my own little world

Do you reproduce through binary fission

Nah, It's alright you do you, user

Charlie Chaplin? More like Chadlie Chadlin.

so a normal man?

>basic scientific facts
almost thought that that was his roast desu

What's the problem with asexuals?

garbage taste desu

kek imagine being asshurt enough to draw this

it's ok to be retarded user just dont bother rest of us with your retardation

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Asexuals are just depressed heterosexuals with no libido
Trannies are depressed and psychotic gays
How are asexuals worse?

same desu
too bad he just got banned for it

>All of a sudden several threads referencing "Asexual" in a single day

How about you fuck off back to discord you literal piece of human waste?

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Tried getting a cat?

>
well in this edit my answer is likely C

>moeshitter calling anyone a retard
LOOOOOL

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i expected a fear, not feels

Take it easy Jamal

>depressed
Never dealing with people in person is the greatest feeling.

I've seen instances of women saying they'd never date a male virgin past a certain age

Child D: i'll pay you 20 bucks for that flute.

DISCORD TRANNIE HYPNOTISE THEN

Not wanting used goods is a black thing now? Looool

so you like both gang weed crap and nigger humour

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>no libido
More like ridiculously high standards that can never be achieved by a real person. You can wank all day and night and still be an asexual.

It's a bell-curve in quality, but worth a watch if you can stomach the occasional hour-long filler episode.

>le it's so tiresome :((((
Then kill yourself kek

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og gang weed stuff used to be fun, but retardera trannies started to hijack them and making them lame, so yes, jokerposting is tranny-tier

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Good sir, can i have sauce?

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It's not having sex it's getting someone to have sex with you.
You can fuck hookers and still be a virgin.

So you're no longer a virgin if you turn people down that wanted to have sex with you?

i never knew bluto was the good guy

>finger always touches screen even though i dont want to

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I hate playing online.

>when a giant teletubbie straight up vores your whole rugby team and all you can do is watch in horror and hold back the urge to masturbate

how will rosties ever recover???

It not sex if you are not married

It's time to stop posting

lol nope

>tripfag telling anyone anything
Kill yourself.

VIDEO
FUCKING
GAMES

Who made this?

Mieruko chan

>particularly women

Me.

>going over financial stuff
>ask parent for clarification on something
>grabs pen and points at the something on the screen
>leaves streaks of ink
>they don't seem to notice

Why though?

>guy just walks up and kicks a puppy for no fucking reason
gets me every time

This one is actually funny

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No, fuck off.
It was ____Me___

It's a dominance/submission thing. "Kiss my feet, lick my boots, worship the bottom of my feet and the ground I walk on." Some people get excited by that.

Pretty cool thread you guys got here.

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why the fuck do people like you even exist?

could be worse, could be an anime posting faggot like

THESE SYSTEMS ARE FAILING SYSTEMS ARE FAILING

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holy shit, actual fucking CP
MOOODS

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Time to change my IP

thanks

there's literally nothing wrong with that picture. But even if it was, why the fuck do you even care though?
Just let them be asexual and let their genes die with them. That way they get what they want and society is better for it.

Serious question, can you get in trouble for just streaming this shit or is that not traceable? I feel like I need to wipe my cache now.

based pedo driving out the normalfags

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Im way too ticklish for that

>tfw my personal FBI agent is Agent Mulder

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BASED

They're just animals in human form, brought on earth by Satan. The only way to recognize them is that they're attracted to ridiculous things no real human could be attracted to.

>fucks the dude
>and THEN says "hey lets get to know each other"

and this is how a dumb crazy slut gets made.

>words words words

didn't read lmao

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This but unironically!

>virginity used to shame and commodify people
>particularly women
LMAOOOOO

She's right though, just didn't phrase it well. Male virgins are shamed, female virgins are commodified.

Society

It's genuinely good, even though it's got a kind of obnoxious fanbase sometimes.

kill yourself

Guys, if we can be real for a second....I know we have our fights but I want to say that I appreciate all of you, my fellow gamers....when times get tough I know I can count on you guys.....though we are apart, we are together....

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faggot

>tfw no cute and very girly but also chubby gamer sub furry bf with a small cork that I could dominate with my extra big gamer dick

THE SYSTEM IS DOWN

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What an extremely dumb question you've asked.

I think about you all the time, Tilebro

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THE MATRIX IS A GOOD MOVIE

because the artist thinks all you need to do to prime a grenade is to flick your thumb up like a reverse lighter

>reading replies before opening a spoilered image
ishygddt

This is by Eric "Badspot" Hartman who made Blockland. Famous for telling furries on his forum to yiff in hell and holding battle royales to decide who to ban next

a roastie must have had a really bad breakup when she made this

...because that's what it fucking means, dipshit.
Being asexual means you have no interest in having sex.

Sounds pretty based.

I wonder who made this...

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The Shield is better

Why is this still up? Where are the mods?

I have two dogs you know.

SAD

this is unironically how automata's true ending made me feel. I deleted my save for one of you guys.

actually, yes. 2 cats, 1 dog.

A positive thread on Yea Forums about connecting through games.....

This is why nobody loves us....

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deepfried is only funny to those who lack braincells. And you insulted him for calling others retarded.

Nigga, you are premium retard!

>becomes

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It's too late. You've got boomeritis. Go see you local cemetery to know how to proceed.

Pay B for the flute. Give it to A in exchange for a contract that she will work for you as a musician. Use the money earned from her concerts to create new job places for C to earn money. Any other answer is objectively wrong.

Obviously B! Give it back you filthy thief!

>someone makes something in the old cartoon style
>it's just garbage 'hurr technology bad, we must go back to stone age' shit
Mother fucker, god damn it.

Remember when the monkey asks you if you know about locking on just before the last boss and if you say no he makes fun of you
Good times

but all those fuckers hate me and I hate them as well

no they mean virginity is a commodity for women, for men there is a social stigma against it

Women>Men (((again and again)))

This but change the blue guy on the right to Rich People and label the ice cream Paid Leave, Perks, 24h/week, Free Shit etc

>in the middle of all the whiny rambling "The Matrix is a good movie"
It really is though

I KNOW THIS IS RANDOM BUT DOES ANYONE HAVE IMAGE TEMPLATE FOR “HERE’S A REDPILL FOR YA”

I play games when I want to get away from people. Why does society act like its earned my time?

>markstein
Jewoof.

Pretty sure that's just called celibacy.

Almost Lost it.

Tl;dr

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Low IQ -- bimbos good, big ass and tits.
Average IQ -- I hate bimbos, they are overdone.
High IQ -- I love bimbos, they are overdone.

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fuck just reminded me of the youtube video of this

I like Markiplier.

based

I don't see the issue. The fictional character is right.

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>edit
you mean the original right

>socially retarded
I wholeheartedly disagree and locking yourself in a basement isn't the epitome of being social. He is fairly normal outside of his videos. Same goes for Pewds.

The irony here is that a 4channer thinks he has any right to call anyone else socially retarded.

Post body.

if being as fit as mark makes you a chad then I'm fucking Odin and I only work out 4 times a week.

We need more genuinely funny comics that rip on white people. I'm an equal opportunity racist.

OH LORD HE'S DUN YOU, OLIVE!

...

follow my twitter, thirsty boi

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I actually laughed

What causes a person to hate the Matrix this much?