While you're inside playing your games, real men are outside conquering games like sex and getting your cock sucked on...

While you're inside playing your games, real men are outside conquering games like sex and getting your cock sucked on. Lol. Losers.

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nice cellulite

I've had sex 5 times and real women are just boring, one of them was even very pretty and cute with big tits.

Mmmm

Maybe you should stop sucking cock and start playing then :^)

you don't get the pua lifestyle you're still ruled by women

Imagine feeling the need to gloat about this shit on Yea Forums of all places.

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I'm married, just had sex and didn't even nut. Honestly most of the time I would rather just jack off or get a blowjob.

sex is garbage compared to a good game. In fact sex games are better than real sex. Dating the wrong chick can keep off sex for years

only a virgin would put sex on a pedestal like that

Imagine the sound a fart would make going through that haha

Braaaaappp

DUDE
SEX
LMAO
sage

>gloat
thats exactly it though. can't gloat with people who are also well adjusted.
Yea Forums is the perfect place because its full of incels and reddit tourists

>cycling

lmao

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but redditors actually have sex unlike you

Sounds pretty gay desu senpai

>5'0
>140lbs
>age 40
>is fat yet is barely a B cup
Yeah she's wearing a belt to hide her fatness.

this place is full of boring normalfags, there's nobody worth laughing with or at anymore

my gf is in finland until the middle of august so i'm not having my dick played with by anyone not me for a little while.

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Look I find it pretty faggy too but doing this to someone is just wrong and incredibly dangerous. Fuck those dudes

>In fact sex games are better than real sex
Somewhat true. I can edge to a good sex game for hours. But at the same time fucking new women is pretty awesome.

If you're fucking the same woman all the time it's easy to forget why sex is so good.

>flat like a toddler
hahahahaha conquering game of pedos nigga hhahahah wtff

I am asexual. I not care about sex.

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you're not asexual, you just ugly

you ok there buddy?

This. Pretending you're asexual is just a coping mechanism to deal with the fact that no one will ever fuck you.

>while real men are getting your cock sucked

Damn kid, you're too retarded, even for shitposting

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>asexuality isn't [the exact description of what asexuality is]
>it's really [how normal people think of sex]
I'm so fucking tired of people trying to come up with special terms for shit that applies to literally everybody. Because, shock and fucking awe, the "default" attitude towards sex is absolutely not "IT'S AMAZING I LOVE IT 100% OF THE TIME WHEEEEEEEEE".

>t. woman

Dude get over yourself.

Getting laid isn't hard. It's getting laid by someone that actually gives a damn about you that's challenging.

The the type of person who would post this false dilemma is a virgin or has only ever had sex a handful of times

While I am inside playing my games, men are outside conquering games like sex and getting their cock sucked on. Lol. Losers

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>Sex
>Better than games
>Better than enjoying games being a hardcore

Lol delusional as fuck

Women are trash.

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What's there is new to the sex? It's just put your penis in someone's hole. Sounds boring as fuck.