Uh oh!

THIS

Some probably do.

>Magcargo's body temperature is approximately 18,000 degrees Fahrenheit.
>The sun's surface temperature is 9900
Jesus, was this written by retarded kids?

Attached: maxresdefault[1].jpg (1280x720, 44K)

Yes, actually

hot

>Not snuffing it with your cock

You LITERALLY write the dex in pokemon. Professors will work out the kinks.

livescience.com/614-record-set-hottest-temperature-earth-3-6-billion-degrees-lab.html

please stop fantasizing about torturing small animals

How does a 10-year old child know that the temperature of a pokemon is hotter than the sun?

How does a 10 year old child know that Hypno kidnaps children?

Attached: 1554776101394.png (196x171, 56K)

Death is not arousing.

The pokedex is canonically written by tge trainers then edited by pokemon professors

>Hotter than the sun
>Glaceon not vaporized

why have i never seen fetishes for dying of starvation and thirst

Its there user if you know where to look.

>you will never grab a latias by the neck like she's a goose and whip that shit with the force of a slave owner disciplining his rabble and watch her paralysed broken body helplessly spasm

Based

OH NO BUDDY THEY EXIST DON'T YOU WORRY

A real challenge is finding flea and tick related fetishes. All those dog furfags out there and I have simply never seen it.

He doesn't
He just writes whatever he feels like

Attached: cutemom.png (395x387, 48K)

user why you want cripple waifu pokemon for life

I hate the fucking noises it makes
Its like the siren version of geese

It's kinda romantic...and sometimes they make some cute faces when they're in pain.

Imagine living in a world where the primary method for anthropologists to collect data on animals was to send a ten year old out to look at, capture and fight the animals then write down whatever the kid thought the animals could do/were.

>the sheer amount of asphyxiation content on FA, specifically of hanging
>the fans call it airdancing

FA?

It is when you're as fucked up as I am when it comes to power fetishism.
Imagining a person dying, literally giving their entire life, their entire being just for me to have a single orgasm. As if their entire life is only worth as much as that one orgasm.

It makes my dick extremely hard.

Yes I am well aware that I have serious problems, this does not need to be said as it is obvious even to me.

Attached: paintdotnetsux.png (1587x1587, 1M)

you would run out of orgasm ammo fast though

>How does a 10 year old child know that Hypno kidnaps children?
Asked adults about it.

What does Hypno do with the kidnapped children he raped?

Attached: 1399503083872.gif (500x281, 493K)

Why not both? Forced oral while standing in waist deep water?

Attached: party vulpix.jpg (343x424, 35K)

Where do you think drowzee come from?

what the fuck is wrong with you people

I prefer dismemberment/decapitation.

Based

>You will never impregnate your pokemon

>water beats fire
>fire beats ice
It doesn't make any sense

Attached: YO.jpg (707x707, 100K)

The cuter the critter, the hotter it is to make it suffer and die.

I love asphyxiation but I also enjoy hard vore.

Hypnos trade their hypnotized sex slave children with each other much like an underground human trafficking ring composed entirely of Hypno.
Once the children grow too old they're released with no memory of the last few years of their lives, which is probably for the best. Though the soreness and scarring remains and many die either while still in captivity or before they can return to their parents.

They should make an ice pokemon that becomes a water type when hit by fire moves

Water douses fire
Heat melts ice

4 AM BABY FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOM!!

Attached: 1560885907001.jpg (720x960, 61K)

fire evaporates water
ice douses fire

Overexposure and desensitization to porn and violence, which is really easy if you keep in mind that the drawings aren't real. Occasionally, you will find people that were always like that. Those are sociopaths and you should avoid them at all costs.

i'd let a pokemon kill me d e s u

Attached: 54094447_p48.png (1024x1200, 221K)

The self-aware degenerate's quandary. I want to meet like minded people/communities that share my kinks, but I know they're fucked up and should avoid them at all possible costs.

Attached: death.jpg (499x357, 38K)

>ywn fuck an Eevee in the ass whilst holding its head under water until it stops moving
why was I even born

Anyone here who hasn't fapped to paraphore needs to leave the thread N O W

If you just sprinkle water over fire sure, but heat evaporates water, not fire.
Ice does not douse fire. Once the ice melts it turns into water and could douse the fire.
If something becomes too cold, it's possible fire cannot happen.

I have an urge to have sex with a Pokemon. Is it a something that I should be ashamed of?