A huge proportion of Yea Forums has never touched a PS2/Gamecube

same but I've been here since i was 11

not really

>time moves forward
woah........

Why do zoomers hate good games?

>A huge proportion of Yea Forums has never touched a girl (female)

Almost me.
But then I have time to play being a freak shut in. I only go outside to work.

this place is for the tired and outcast, not dumb teenagers withh their lives ahead of them, bored and shitposting on summer vacay. fuck off.

Well I work fome home with my wife. (3d animation and characters). We still play gay shit like Don't starve together once in a blue moon.

>there are """people""" on this very board who never played donkey kong country

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>wife
Good for you user, wish you long and happy marriage.

Why do Americans like those kinda games so much? All my friend from the States mostly Super Mario and the like.

Thanks. Been together for 10 years. Getting finally married in September because kid on the way an all.

Why do you faggots care about people's age? I'm 35 and have played literally everything but I give zero fucks about zoomers. Is this a beta male thing?

Didnt touch ps2 until emulation but my childhood is sega megadrive (when ps1 was at the peak) and ps1(when ps2 was at its peak) then pc then ps4.
Living in eastern europe has its perks.

23 and the oldest system I played was a GBC

Low IQ ADHD generation. If a game gives you a modicum of thinking required it's deemed tedious, if a multiplayer takes longer than 2 weeks to update it's deemed dead, if their favorite e-celeb is not playing a game it's deemed irrelevant, if you shit talk someone it's deemed toxic and should be reported and banned because in current year we fear words. The whole industry is built up around this mindset now and it just makes it harder to enjoy vidya.

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Of course not champ, have a seat and let me tell you about videogames. They're great, alot of people might be salty about the state of gaming now, but there's still based games coming out. Speaking of which, alternate history game where Nazis are the good guys. Why has this never been done? Has there ever been a game with a salvageable Nazi? Feel like that has potential.

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>There are people on this board who have never had intercourse with their vidya waifu
Sickening really.

Videogames are a low IQ ADHD hobby though? It's for people to low IQ for actual hobbies and too ADHD to work at actual hobbies.

I want to die but every time I go to sleep i wake up

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>Yea Forums/nel is being forced to accept their mortality and the knowledge that they're being supplanted by a younger generation
Feels good desu

This. Videogames are "the stupid man's" hobby for sure.

It didn't used to be, we've just been in the dumbed down casualization era circa 2007 for so long that zoomers think that's all it used to be and all it ever was.

Actually scratch that, oldest system was a Genesis

Not sure, I played super mario as a kid, megaman contra, it wasn't "bad" but I don't really feel like harping on over and over about it, but maybe it's because I moved on to PC later on. Leaving controllers and light guns behind.

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I was born in 2000, and most of my childhood was with the PS2 (the only game I remember playing on the PS1 is Pepsiman), and the gameboy advanced, I don't think age determent your childhood consoles per say

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we'll make it out one day

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But do you cuddle enough?

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Probably this. All of my early gameing life was with pirated games on the family PC.

Cuddling has just begone.

I played real games like Doom and Age of Empires not your kiddy Mario shit, manchild

Which ito comic is this from?

I'm not sure what you're talking about. Home consoles were a 'whole family' product and so were the games. Mist games were difficult because they were broken, but even then I had no issues beating basically every NES game I played.
The hobby is media consumption at its core. It's very casual. Hardcore videogames is like "hardcore listening to music" or "hardcore watching television."

PC is for gay faggots

Hope you find some contentment/ happiness in life user and that you'll eventually manage to live a long, happy, life.

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Nice try Hedeo. I ain buying you retarded game.

'97 here, I owned two playstations but they both got stolen and I don't remember playing them

still enjoy emulating a number of 4th and 5th gen games though

Haveing spent too much time on pol I am not sure if genuine or trolling.

Phoneposting?

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>25 years ago was 1994
>was 10 years old
>25 years before that was 1969

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>born in 97 and never touched a ps2/1
yikes

Unironically fren.

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Feels good bro.

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>getting married because he forgot to put a condom
kek

Now try palying a game with Autisam and see how cassualit stays.

Born in 97 btw.

God bless you user. I come to v to relax for a bit, some times it is worth it.

24 and i had a bootleg nes, a ps1 and a ps2 never touched a console since then

I never implied that
My favorite game is S.L.A.I. on the ps2
I had every console that wasnt made by sega or microsoft
And my first console was the snes

Do a flip faggot

Forgot? Lel I was pounding them hips like a steam engine. The only problem now is that I want 4 and she wants 2. Good thing is I have the baby stick.

>Never played Crystalis
>Never played Cocoron
>Never played Star Tropics
>Never played Spelunker
How can one man be so fucking retarded.

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your average zoomer only cares about fortnite and the flavor of the month

>Home consoles represent all gaming
Even assuming that, the scope that gaming covers is far too wide to put a platitude like that to use.
Collecting stamps is still a hobby, and I’d say Tetris would still take a little more brain power than that.
And if games are entirely brain dead, then fighting games should be a breeze for you. Just make it to the top of those tournaments no problem.

But no, you’re thinkin of a very particular part of gaming and limiting gaming as a hobby to your experiences on the NES.
Which is just plain silly.

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>Crystalis
Never see it discussed anywhere, nice to see someone remembers it. Great game.

And an even bigger portion has never touched tits

>You're conversing with people who were 2 years old when the first Assassins Creed game came out.

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You're probably one of them faggot stop trying so hard to fit in

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