You're still going to buy them and love them

You're still going to buy them and love them.

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I'm not going to buy them. Just to spite you

You're either a shill, a falseflagger, or a delusional fanboy religiously attached to the franchise. No thanks, do something better with your life.

Nope. I'm gonna kms around in December though! Wish me luck!

Pokemon is the most uncool shit ever I've never liked it
Why though

Jealous

I want to tell you not to do it, because life can be great and you still have a lot you can experience, but ultimately no one can stop you from killing yourself if you really want to. I guess just try to think a lot about why you want to, and if your reasons don't feel good enough than maybe try a different solution rather than nopeing the fuck out. You know you always have help if you actually want it.

Haven't been able to find a job in about 6 months plus I'm tired of existing in general. Don't worry user plenty of other anons here to shitpost.

>Buying a Pokemon game that has less content than Pokemon Go

Yeah no

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I usually get the new games just to visit a local VGC that restricts the national dex; I like to see how everyone uses the new Pokemon in both a casual and competitive environment, before the later events start allowing shit like genies. It's also a good way to meet some nice people here and there.

I will not.

I want to say I'm not buying it to spite Game Freak, but I know the loss of a sale from me won't mean a damn thing compared to the overwhelming number of kids who get it for Christmas. Truth is, I'm just not interested in it. I'd rather replay any of the GBA/DS games, which I feel were the golden era of Pokemon games. I'm not hyped about a single thing in this new gen.

Hell yeah I'll buy them used. Thanks in advance to the guy who gave me a cheap discount after foolishly supporting gamefreak and realizing too late that the games were indeed hot ass. Meanwhile me, the 'always-buy-used-to-not-support-shitty-devs' chad will be playing guilt free.

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Just do it now.

Honestly the national dex is the least of the games' problems.

Yeah, if I keep putting off I'll never do it. Thanks user!

No

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Pokemon isn't the only monster tamer franchise, if you prefer Pokemon over Digimon or SMT in 2015+ then you're actually autistic. The new starters are all bobble headed DeviantArt fakemon rejects and half of new Pokemons are just cute shit that are latched onto only by furries or furbait Pokemon that are latched onto only by furries with more standards

Nope, I'm going to just pirate it, get fucked. I'd have probably bought it have I not hacked my Switch.

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NO NEED TO BE THE VERY BEST
YOU'LL STILL BUY EVERY GAME
(DUN DUN DUN)
SELLING THEM IS NO REAL TEST
POKEMON IS HERE TO STAY

YOU CAN COMPLAIN ALL YOU WANT
BUT WE WILL NEVER CHANGE
(DUN DUN DUN)

YOU POKEDRONES, YOU DONT PHASE US
BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL THE SAAAME!

POKE DRONES! GONNA BUY EM ALL!
IT'S EASY AS PIE!
WE DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TRY!
POKE DRONES!

OOOH CALL GAMEFREAK GAY, BUT WE KNOW YOU'RE HERE TO STAY!

POKE DRONES! GONNA BUY EM ALL!
YOU KNOW IT IS TRUUUE!
YOU'RE GETTING BOTH VERSIONS TOO!

WE LOVE TAKING CASH FROM YOU!
POOOOKE DROOONES!

GONNA BUY EM ALL!
GONNA BUY EM ALL!

POKE DRONES!

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SMT5 is coming out in motherfucking 2024 though.

>the bro and I both refuse to play this
>just gonna build our living dex and breed new mons to use.

Let me know when Gamefreak does the bare minimum again.

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Is it really now?

Development for these games is around 5 years. They started actually working on it around December. Do that Maths plus 1 year wait tax.

No I'm not. Haven't bought a Pokemon game since Sapphire.

I'm going to pirate them, hate them because of retarded handholding, shitpost in every thread and fap to the endless porn they'll provide.

>game comes out
>social media flooded with love of the game from normies
>drown out poke autists completely
>Everyone just up and forgets about the stupid hashtag campaigns and pictures of a tree within a month

We've been through this a million times.

Invest your anger in something worthwhile.

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I was ready to buy them. Would be my first Pokemon game since Gold/Silver but one look at those animations and I changed my mind. So fucking lazy. The giant pokemon gimmick looks dumb as well.

I don't care about national pokedex shit.