Banjo-Kazooie

Holy fucking CRINGE

I have superior taste, and let it be known that you will never construct an argument as intelligent as mine. You're lucky Sakurai is kind enough to be dishonest when he would likely invalidate the barbaric nature of Banjo fans' argumentation for the inclusion of Banjo and Kazooie being in Smash.

But then again, you ARE the type of individual who would rather pick a character from a failed trilogy than the most successful avatar character of all time, so who am I to judge for thou shit taste?

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What a fucking yawn, it's just smash not a new game.

>6 posters
Yeah i'm thinking someone is samefagging.

There the Banjofags go again, using a single word as the basis for their claims that we Stevebros have the inferior taste of character. Your judgement and lack of effort put into these simply make me laugh, haha!
Who says that Banjo getting in even invalidates Steve? Word of that only seemed to amount to minuscule rumors and speculation. But since I assume you browse Yea Forums on a daily basis, I'm not surprised you pick table scraps as a means to validate your intellectually second rate third party.

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You can either prove we deserve to be under your heel, or you can cope and seethe about the absolute fact that you lost. It's your pick, Banjoke.

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>trolling
>spamming
>off-topic discussion
These are bannable offenses.

There's no off topic discussion if there was never a topic to begin with

Have sex.

>Banjo being in Smash
>Not a topic
It must suck being retarded.

>cope and seethe about the absolute fact that you lost.
I’m sorry what?

except it's not. all these fucking banjo wojaks always take the thread in the same direction. most of you fags can't even go five minutes without derailing the entire thread anyway without mentioning "muh bomberman" or "banjo totally put those stevies out of their misery".

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=ub46uT3VN1c&t=190s

Ridleybro here, I still can't believe Ridley is in.

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so you don't actually have an argument and just came here to bitch about a thread you don't like. Got it. Move on.

I laugh at the peasant who does not keep themselves up to date with their supposed rival organizations' plans. We are going to eradicate your memebear out of existence by convincing Microsoft to remove them from Smash and use Steve as the suitable replacement to convince investors more for his iconic nature and brand recognition, and the infinitely superior potential Steve's moveset could bring to the franchise.

When Banjo is taken away from you in about two months from now, your tears will be all the more sweeter to us. This is why you must cope and seethe, for his inclusion and your exclusion are inevitable. It doesn't matter how many lowlife incel fanboys scream in joy, as the investors and the masses are far more important. Unless if you have a better argument as to why Banjo should even be considered.

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>"they need to buff ridley yadda yadda yadda"
>we're at the point where not only is motherfucking RIDLEY in smash, but everyone is used to it

No I'm saying i'm tired of all these fucking fake banjo threads. You can tell they're all fake because they use smash images and never actually go in depth about the games themselves beyond what you can find on fucking wikipedia. All these threads are the same and they're clogging up Yea Forums.

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>even has the fur sleeves
Anyone who calls this soulless is retarded, everything is here.

This needs a remix

youtube.com/watch?v=f9cG9bjYfjQ

>Ridley's in Smash
>K. Rool's in Smash
>Banjo's in Smash

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Everything? Your definition of everything is quite flawed, good sir.

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He was forgotten the moment the game came out. Out of all the "big reveals", his is the one that's still the least remembered. K Rool surprisingly enough is still talked about a lot.

such a weird phenomenon
i swear ridley was more popular than k. rool

>fake banjo threads
You need to get yourself checked.
>You can tell they're all fake because they use smash images and never actually go in depth about the games themselves beyond what you can find on fucking wikipedia.
Oh no the Banjo in Smash thread is not talking about the Banjo games in particular? Holy fuck it's almost as if it's not about the games and the fact he's a playable character in THIS game.
>All these threads are the same and they're clogging up Yea Forums.
You mean this ONE thread? The only thread that's currently up right now? You're so insecure about this thread that it makes you go off on a baseless rant that's not even relevant to this thread. Cry, user. Keep crying.

>Holy fuck it's almost as if it's not about the games and the fact he's a playable character in THIS game.
This argument doesn't make any sense. If these threads were actually about Banjo being in Smash, they wouldn't derail into rosterfag wars every. Fucking. Time.

You need to cope and seethe with the fact that this cancerous mindset about "who can we turn into a meme so they can get into smash xdd" is bad for video games in general.

That's the thing. In terms of knowledge, K. Rool was more well known because the character is popular in both the West and East whereas Ridley is mainly popular in the West. Not only that but the DK games have always completely outsold Metroid which means more people are familiar with them. I think this notion that Ridley is more popular was simply because it's Western fanbase is more outspoken and also the fact that K. Rool hasn't appeared in the DK games in any real way in almost 20 years thus causing a silence among the community.

Shut up block head!

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>If these threads were actually about Banjo being in Smash, they wouldn't derail into rosterfag wars every. Fucking. Time.
That's because Smash fans overpower Banjo discussion no matter what. You already fucking know this. Smash is extremely popular. The recent game has sold over 13 MILLION copies worldwide. Of course it's going to get derailed.
>You need to cope and seethe with the fact that this cancerous mindset about "who can we turn into a meme so they can get into smash xdd" is bad for video games in general.
and there it is. There's your game plan. Here's the thing. You say cope and seethe yet you're the one bitching about it which contradicts your entire argument. These threads are still going to appear whether you want them to or not and there's absolutely nothing stopping you from scrolling past them. The fact you choose to go in them just to whine and bitch about them just shows how much of a child you are. Your idealistic views of "well my Yea Forums cannot be about x and y" is proof that you're an entitled crybaby bitch. Cope, faggot,.

no u

Spoken like a chad

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Banjo's house in Smash looks like the one in Nuts & Bolts as opposed to the N64 games. I wonder if that was their way of shoehorning that game into this one or they just prefer it for aesthetic reasons.

In Ridley's case it's less about his popularity and more his treatment. He was always relevant, he always had potential so seeing him be a boss and stage hazard over and over just made people go nuts.

There's a few N&B acknowledgements in Smash already
>Banjo's idle animation is him stretching, taken from N&B
>transition effect with the golden jigsaws is also from N&B
They'll probably have music from it and might even use it for Spirits over the old renders in some cases. Expect a Lord of Games battle where you have to fight all the 'pixel'/low poly/wireframe characters and a bunch of old assist trophies.

>9 years without anything
fucking hell bros

Oh my god guys, we actually broke them. Holy shit.

UH OH SISTERS
youtube.com/watch?v=ub46uT3VN1c

8th palette for Banjo-Kazooie will be Tuxedo Banjo (from Nuts and Bolts) with Dragon Kazooie.

The investors chose Banjo.

Prove it.

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Banjo's in.

There's a few references to Nuts & Bolts

Best reaction coming through

youtube.com/watch?v=WyoTnSp4lDw

The funny thing is, EVERY SINGLE Nintendo direct he's reacted to, Vinny brings up Banjo or trolls his audience with Banjo shit. During the August 8th direct, before they showed a character, Vinny played the Spiral Mountain theme right before a character was announced (or was it last years E3?) just to mess with the viewers watching. It's funny he kept bringing up Banjo to the point it became a recurring meme which made his surprised and choked-up reaction so much sweeter. Plus he's in his 30's and nostalgic for the games which is a bonus. Even in the beginning of this video he plays the music again and said to enjoy the "unrelated music". Reaction videos are usually onions but this one is an exception.

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How could anyone still be this dedicated to Steveposting? You fucking lost. Stop it. How do you expect anyone to actually read this bullshit anymore?

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In? What preposterous ideology would leave you to believe Banjo is fucking IN? You cannot play as him, you cannot download him. You have all been scammed into purchasing something unformidable.

What exactly does a trailer do to prove Banjo is in your game? Absolutely nothing. Go open your copies of Smash right now (which I assume you don't because your primary objective is spewing garbage all across Yea Forums as much as possible) and play as him.

You can't. I'm laughing at how much you think your little victory is valid when it fucking isn't. Cope and seethe.

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It's literally one person. Look at the posts and compare it to the amount of people posting. It's just some saltyfag who is upset that he didn't get his character so he's going to try and ruin these kind of threads every chance he gets. Just report and move on.

CONSUUUUUUUME

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see

>image compilation doesn't have the motherfucking bullet train with BK plastered all over it

How much were the Stevefags BTFO'd? Let's count.
>Banjo won't get in
>Microsoft doesn't care
>Rare doesn't care
>Japanese hate him
>Sakurai hates him
>Grant Kirkhope hates him
>No one would remember him
>Cereal Mascot
>Even if he gets in, he'd just make realistic bear sounds
>He'd be a duck-hunt clone
>Nintendo won't do 'and then everyone clapped' or a tearful reuinon
>They'd use his Nuts and Bolts design

Isn't avatarfagging bannable?

No, it's some salty kid who spent half a year shitposting as Steve, and realizing he spent half a year shitposting as Steve.
See ya in November. ;)

Feels good to win.

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>Grant Kirkhope hates him
I think you mean Steve Mayles. Grant loves Banjo.

no u

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Eekum Bokum.

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>still using the same fucking model renders
>when a banjobro 3d printed this
Ooh me nackas.

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Post his Smash appearance.

The characters everyone wanted are complete shit, even in casual play. Their moves suck and they have giant hitboxes that anyone can hit. K. Rool and Ridley suck ass, and Banjo will too. Meanwhile Joker ends up being top tier.

it's the same problem that has always plauged this site and its only bannable if the mods don't like it personally. It's why you see stupid pastel ponies gone before someone breaking the rules on the board and spamming it over like the obnoxious faggots they are.

>Nintendo put banjo-kazooie in the Thumbnail of their recent online commercial on youtube
youtu.be/auiVH_LCwiw
This is the strangest timelinewhere's my damn rare replay switch port?

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Steve also loves Banjo. Gregg Mayles is the one that has a stick in his ass.

soon.

You know what fuck you fuck u fuk u fucking bitch ass cunt fucking bitch dick ass shit bitch i fuk ur mum in the ass last night cunt fucker. cope and seethe cope and seethe why aren't you coping and seething

you lost you lost i'm intellectually superior. i'm right. why isn't anyone fucking listening to me oh i know thats cause you're all racist nazi gamers whoa re retarded and faggy. fuk u fuk u and your mum i hope u die of cancer libshit.

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>where's my damn rare replay switch port?
>where's my port of 20 year old games everyone's played before

Your point? i want pic related too and the first one.

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Yes this is the same stevie who's been posting all night. Fuck this. I can't take it anymore. You all win, I don't give a shit anymore. You can all have your fucking lame ass boomer tier shit characters. I don't care.

You pushed me to my absolute limit. But I still hold the belief that one day, we will return. We will be stronger. Faster. and better. but I'm giving up the fight myself.

You all proved steve is fucking "faggy" and "for zoomers" and "btfooooo". I hope you're happy 'cause you made a fellow gamer cry. I can't take it anymore. You fucking win.

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I wonder if the DLC spirits bundled with the Banjo fighter pack will be Banjo characters only or Rare characters

>Your point?
The games aren't new and have been played to death. They're not very important releases.

You all hear that, Banjofags? You win. You have actively made the choice to put in a character with only two games as opposed to the objectively superior choice. But whatever, it's what the fans want apparently. I just want your mercy. I want to go home. You're literally triggering my PTSD from the moment we lost one month ago. It's over. I can't fight this.

I'm literally shaking right now. Thanks. Thanks for shredding every last ounce of dignity I had on here.

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Isaacbro here, feels so good that Isaac is i-

This. I bought this fucking game from the PS3 PS store and I fucking hate playing it on that controller. Gamecube controller or bust.

You speak only for yourself and no one else.

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>Conker spirit
>Sodas randomly spawn
>Screen flip
>Fighter becomes stronger after drinking

That's what happens when you want a literal who sword fighter from a dead franchise. At least Dragon Quest sells a shit ton and is iconic with a 30 year history.

>You speak only for yourself and no one else
Is the ff7 port groundbreaking too?

How is Banjo an anime swordfighter? He only uses Kazooie as a "bat" and as a shotgun, for the most part.
If you haven't understood, people are still trying to accept the fact that Banjo defeated stevefags.
If I'm no wrong you used primitive ways of communicating in the days before your inevitable downfall on June 11th, such as saying "HE IS STILL IN VIRGINBEN IS WRONG" and you posted scarier images of Steve.
Samefag stop it
Based non-Stevefag.
>failed trilogy
Except the first two games were big sellers on the N64.
This
Not the CRINGE guy, but most of Yea Forums only wants shitty picks, including you.
Still not the guy, but we can prove you're done because you. are. not. in. Super. Smash. Bros. Ultimate. NEVER.
Uuuh, you know there is no go back and they won't change the DLC for your shitty memey tears of despair right?
>Investors and the masses are far more important.
Dude this is Nintendo, they do things by the fans for the fans, what makes you think money is the top priority? If you want to increase your chances with investors go ask for a PS All-Stars 2 slot if there is ever one. You make more money on other consoles dingus.
Yeah it's true that is not everything and everyone. It's still missing Waluigi, Geno, Bomberman, Klonoa, Isaac and Metal Sonic
B A S E D

It's the first time it ever came to Nintendo consoles so yeah?

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when

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>Got all three of my most wanted characters in the span of a year
Fucking BASED

Stop, you are annoying as hell.

Alright then, you decided you want to die when Banjo is officially released.
What will be your excuse then a-hole? "He will be soon removed for our blocky god!"
Please, stop it. You're only shitting on yourself.
CALCIUM
Still here? Wowie.
This feels like he is 100% home and not being borrowed from Microsoft. Why can't just Microsoft sell Rare back to us?
>This post
Proof that Stevefag here is a 9 yr old tranny who thinks loving nostalgia equals to racism and he thinks he is intellectually superior.

he's just standing there.... meanacingly...

Well they did that with Soda Popinski, wouldn't surprise me if they do it with Conker too.

Why the fuck are you replying to obvious bait you retard. He literally said Banjo was a swordfighter. Doesn't that set off some sort of bait alarm in your microscopic brain?

This cannot be fucking real

>Proof that Stevefag here is a 9 yr old tranny who thinks loving nostalgia equals to racism and he thinks he is intellectually superior.

Except I am. I know I've been begging for mercy on my knees, but I don't even see the attempt at an argument here. Even if I'm not trying, I know for a fact I am still the smartest specimen on the board.

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Would Banjo be arrested for domestic abuse or animal abuse for using Kazooie as a battering weapon?

Can you guys stop the Banjo Steve shit?

It's not even funny.

It's just honestly cringe and sad at this point. Just stop.

Final fantasies have been on nintendo consoles since the beginning.

It can't be any worse than Joker's. "literally just P5 characters" for Spirits. They already had Blast Corps and Jet Force data folders anyways, might as well use them.

I'm hoping they go all out on the N64 era representation.
>Diddy Kong Racing, Jet Force Gemini, Perfect Dark, Killer Instict and Blast Corps each get a Spirit and a Music Track
>Mii Costumes include Battletoad Brawler, Joanna Dark Gunner and Conker w/ Chainsaw Swordsman

fag

7 is the one that "got away"

>Mii Costumes include Battletoad Brawler, Joanna Dark Gunner and Conker w/ Chainsaw Swordsman
and Steve. That's the most representation he's getting. Despite how people feel about Verge, he's dead-set on MC content appearing so we know it's gonna be in the form of spirits and Mii costumes.

> Banjofags STILL spam the boards
Real talk, why the fuck is Banjo playable? He's an irrelevant character from a dead franchise

Actual iconic characters like Bomberman, who has over 70 games mind you is only an assist trophy, but this ugly bear who has only 5 games, 2 of which weren't even in Japan gets to be playable?

Unfucking acceptable, you can't seriously defend this.

There have been other final fantasies on other consoles. this one from over 20 years ago isn't special.

>Bombermanfag pasta

Yes it does but Stevefags are my berserk button. Their mere existence triggers me.

BOTH Banjo and Bomberman deserve it
Shut it

But Bomberman deserved it more, Banjo did shit for the gaming industry compared to him.

It's like if Gex got in instead of Mega Man, it's fucking disgusting and sickening.

>you can't seriously defend this.
Watch me. You ready? Banjo is a playable character and Bomberman is not. Is this good enough for you or are you gonna tell me how your smarter than both Sakurai and the creative team behind Smash and Nintendo? That's what I thought. If you're gonna take out your virgin frustration on any DLC character, it should be Joker since he's a literal flavor of the month character who's game has sold less copies than any other DLC character so far.

>implying I give a shit about tier whoring.

>Still pushing this Banjo-Bomberman rivalry (not to mention copy pasta)

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Steve will never be in Smash. Not even as an Assist Trophy.

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> BANJO GOOD
> BOMBERMAN BAD
Neck yourself furfag

>objectively superior choice
Sakurai disagrees
>You're literally triggering my PTSD
You triggered yourself by coming into this thread to shitpost
>Thanks for shredding every last ounce of dignity I had on here.
You’re a Steveposter, you never had dignity to begin with.

> Implying it's the same person

>I know for a fact I am still the smartest specimen on the board
Trannies aren’t smart.

Steve isn’t getting shit. Even the Creeper is more iconic than he.

>implying it isn't

If they were that they wouldn't be posting steve.

>implying it’s not

It's not the copypasta

Great argument. Also no one said Bomberman is bad. Just pointing out your retardation.

>wasn’t all too excited for Ridley’s trailer, just thought it was cool he was finally here
>game comes out
>he’s the most fun character on the roster
>have not been able to put him down
How did Sakurai get it so right after years of trying to sidestep it?

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Wanna play a game?

I didn’t fall for the online meme, sorry. Completely different story if you live in northwest New Jersey though.

Well Jersey yee coincidentally

LETS GO

AREAN ID: 8GH5Q
PASSWORD: 9999
2-4 Player Smash
3 Stock
No Items
10 Minutes
Custom Stages ON

Fun is best.

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>tfw work posting so can't play

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YOU FUCKERS GOT 3 MORE MINUTES. Lobby gonna die soon due to inactivity

Yes user, certainly the amount of games a franchise has is a clear indicator of quality.

Name the 46th bomberman game without googling it.

Bomberman Online

> Implying Bomberman games are bad
Of all of the games released, the only shit game is Act Zero

You fuckers had your chance but y'all too pussy to face the king of Smash.

steve never ever

There are a few things in N&B worth salvaging. The design of Spiral Mountain and Banjo's house, the music, the Humba redesign (even though her original design is hotter, the new one is way cuter), among a few other things.

youtube.com/watch?v=6Aq64lNjfbw

Minefags forever btfo.

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Banjo was more requested. deal.

Waluigi was more requested than shit like Joker, Plant, Hero, Shit dog, etc.. yet he didn't get in.

even Stevefags have to admit Banjo music is far better than anything in Miencraft.

What does that tell you about those characters?

Because Banjo Kazooie was one of the most beloved games on Nintendo 64.
Because Banjo was one of the top requested characters.
Because Sakurai himself wanted Banjo since Melee.
And because fuck you. Get dunked on.

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because he was already an assist trophy long before any of those characters made it in. Also
>Unironically hating on Duck Hunt Dog
No wonder you didn't get your shitty character. People who hate fun deserve the worst.

simple...DEMAND

Banjo and Kazooie have had far more demand over the years compared to Bombermna, why I can't say as even though I myself and far more of a B&K fan, I do like Bomberman (Boomberman 3 is based)but it did seem like he had less demand in the past. and thats likely why they got chosen over him.

Sometimes it really is just the squeaky fucking wheel.

Are you seriously wondering why they chose a unique character from a unrepresented IP rather than a Mario spin-off character?

meant to also say Bomberman has far more history and a bigger legacy than Bear and Bird.

Isabelle dumbass, Duck Hunt is good

> No argument
The point was that a highly requested character didn't get in despite these shitters got in. request means jackshit and Banjo shouldn't be in

Stinky Steve, cope and seethe.
Dabbed on twice and still won't leave.
Stevies cry and beg forever. Still no invite, NEVER. EVER.

> Because Sakurai himself wanted Banjo since Melee.
False, he just said that that it would be difficult securing the rights to put them in and that a lot of people were expecting Banjo, but he didn't say anything about considering them for inclusion

Anyone else just a tinsy bit miffed we didnt get the B&K theme for Banjo and Kazooie's reveal in Smash, I LOVED the Spiral Mountain remix but I feel personally the main theme would've worked a bit better for the reveal. Its just long enough, it has that nice rising climax to the song and well its also iconic just like Spiral Mountain.

>request means jackshit
>Sakurai literally commented on how K. Rool and Banjo were heavily requested characters
just stop

I’m sick of all the Waluigi hate from you people, especially the masses. All we wanted was him in, but because of two people annoying Sakurai, you all want to go on a full anti-waluigicampaign.
He should’ve been in since Melee/Brawl, but noooo, we had to have a ton of money spent on a bunch of competition characters.
I guarantee none of you would care about smash bros OR Nintendo as much as you do now if they didnt show snake at E3 last year

To add to this. Ridley is in Smash simply because of demand from overseas.

Why didn't Wah get in then? If Sakurai cares about request, he would have added all the requested characters instead of shit nobody asked for
> Sakurai literally commented on how K. Rool and Banjo were heavily requested characters
Source for Banjo or fuck off, stop lying now

>not reading the pushdustin article
Typical wahfag

>Get to watch a hefty heaping of asspain from antifags to tide me over until Banjo and Kazooie are released
Thanks Sakurai

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> Twitterfag
Typical

YAAASSSS BANJOOOOOOOO

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Zoomers are boiling.

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>I don’t read news unless it’s from gamerfeet.com

Banjo is zoomer shit

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Nice outing yourself as a Twitterfag retard, fuck off zoomer

>antifags: younger people don’t know Banjo Kazooie
Also antifags:

Just because a few kids like Banjo doesn't negate the fact that it's millennials who grew up with the character you dumb faggot.

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>Why didn't Wah get in then? If Sakurai cares about request, he would have added all the requested characters instead of shit nobody asked for
He's probably allowed an allowance of several fan picks, but you know the rest are going to be shill shit because that's what Nintendo pays him for: advertising and bringing attention to their franchises. They were the ones responsible for Corrin, Isabelle, and Incineroar. Because they're new. Don't pin all the blame on Sakurai. He only had the power to save a select few and he chose the most widely appealing ones.
>Source for Banjo or fuck off, stop lying now
eventhubs.com/news/2019/jun/28/super-smash-bros-ultimate-creator-masahiro-sakurai-says-banjo-kazooie-were-incredibly-requested-even-after-king-k-rool-and-ridley-made-cut/
There. now suck my cock, loser.

Meant for

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>Banjo is zoomer shit
Wow, so Banjo is loved by boomers and zoomers alike? Then I can't see why anyone would be mad at his inclusion. He's clearly a very widely appealing character.

Banjo did shit for the gaming industry

>eventhubs
Nope. Doesn’t excuse the ignoring of other most wanteds

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I made a bet with our bull that if Waluigi doesn’t get in as DLC, I have to raise his kid

I mean we don’t know for sure he’s in.. just because they showed a “trailer” for him doesn’t mean anything. They could change their mind and add Steve instead.

>moving the goalpost
>no argument

Waluigi favs have been insulted and kicked to the fucking curb day in and day out since Brawl. It’s tiring to be the joke of speculation after Ridley

To add even further, Chrom was a highly requested japanese pick

He home boys

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Why did Banjo get a free Space over many other requested characters? He's an irrelevant shitter compared to many of them

Oh no he's sperging out!

Cope zoomerfaggot

>BANJO IN FORTNITE WOULD BE LIT LIT LIT LIT FLOSS SLOSS SLOSS BANJO GOTTA DO THE EAT TIDE PID CHALLENGE BRUH

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Replace people with “Stevecucks”

What is it exactly that you're not getting?
Yes, Waluigi is requested. I don't doubt that in the slightest. But there is a limited number of slots, and it makes sense to add in the people who are at the top of the list first and foremost. I heavily expect Waluigi for the next smash game.
We don't know the official ballot's results but if most fanpolls are anything to go by, Banjo has been a higher priority than Waluigi for a while now. Just because Banjo means nothing to you, doesn't mean the same for others. Don't be so small-minded.

>Waluigi hate is too much for me
>but it's okay to shit on another character in bitterness because I didn't get my character
Children.

So why did shitty characters like Joker and Hero get in over Bomberman? Many wanted him over those shitters.

Mhhmmmm....yesss your tears taste so good

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>how dare you want NINTENDO characters in a NINTENDO game
Snake was such an edgy mistake

>Joker and Hero get in over Bomberman?
If you want to blame anyone for Bomberman not getting in, blame Simon, Richter, and Konami since all of these are the main reasons why he's not in. You wont do that though because Castlevania is fucking great and they deserve a spot.

> Implying he's wrong
The fact that people were pissed about Hero proved this right, fucking Zoomers hate on Dragon Quest purely because of Smash.

Castlevania get so much as a dead franchise, but no Ashley?????????????

Why didn't you fuckers tell me there are NEW Banjo screenshots?

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Bomberman has been around longer and did more than Castlevania
>M-muh Metroidvania
Not enough, Bomber did more than that

Also
>Deserve
Grow up retard, characters deserve shit. Hudson Soft would be embarrased by you and this shit.

and the second

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There are no restrictions for third-parties retard, Sega has 3 unique characters

>Castlevania get so much as a dead franchise, but no Ashley?????????????
Nice bait. "Dead franchise". fuck off.
>Bomberman has been around longer and did more than Castlevania
How is this an argument?
>Grow up retard, characters deserve shit. Hudson Soft would be embarrased by you and this shit.
Yet you argue Bomberman deserves to be in more than other characters mentioned. It's funny how you can completely contradict yourself in a matter of minutes, retard.

>banjo is my favorite game
>gets in smash
>don't give a shit because it's not a new game
anyone else feel the same?

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My guess? They approached Konami for reps and decided on Snake's return and Simon/Richter over Bomberman. Sakurai did say Simon was well-requested as well. If they approach Konami for the next game, I'm sure Bomberman would be a shoe-in.
Trying to pin any of it on Banjo is just silly though

> Implying i'm wrong

It's basically their grave being moved to a nicer burial plot - they're still dead but at least their resting place isn't Nuts and Bolts

>There are no restrictions for third-parties retard, Sega has 3 unique characters
No one said anything about restrictions retard. If Konami and Sakurai wanted Bomberman, he'd be in the game as a playable character, retard. It's obvious he's not in because they decided to go with Castlevania representation instead while settling for Bomberman as an assist trophy. It ain't that hard to process.

Bomberman is Hudson Soft though

Samefag
Stop hating on Bomberman and fuck off you dumbass zoomer

Imagine being this young and not knowing what he did.

And that's all I ever really wanted. It's a catharsis for me.
Konami owns Bomberman since Hudson went under

>telling someone to grow up for saying x is deserves a spot while your whole argument is bitching about how y deserves a spot.
You are the the literal definition of a hypocritical child and you have no argument.

Now you're just shitposting. No one is shitting on Bomberman, retard. It's your dumbass logic and how you're acting like a sperg because he didn't make it in the game.

>no one is shitting on bomberman
>all while you shit on him for furry flavor of the month

Samefag AGAIN

Absolute retard, piss off with you

>all while you shit on him for furry flavor of the month
I haven't said a single thing about Banjo, dumbass. It's you who is criticizing other characters in favor of YOUR pick thus being a hypocrite.

nuts and bolts is a better game than smash though

and yet you're a samefag. It's one conversation i'm having with (you)

reminder steveposters, you're canonically dead.

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>banjokes this autistic with OC
THE STATE OF ZOOMBERS

I've been playing through it on Rare Replay and it's surprisingly charming. Fucking around the overworld just doing plain old platform (and abusing physics to get crates early) is more fun than most of the building/car stuff to me though

oh but steve anally raping and shitting banjo out of his asshole isn't autistic OC?

We get it, Banjo fans, You finally won, and got your character. You got your wish, but not the humble way others have done so. You didn’t politely wait and be relaxed like the rest of us. You spent the last several months throwing tantrums when your people wanted to see other characters in smash and poke tiny specs of banter at you. You got vicious at fans of Minecraft, even children on Twitter.
You don’t deserve this. You don’t deserve any of this. This is the equivalent of punching someone in the jaw for merely using a whoopie cushion. It’s not right, and this is a game for children, the target audience of games like Minecraft and Smash Bros, and you took that away from them.
Minecraft fans may have only showed up just around smash 4, but they were really excited for the possibility of Steve, like you were for your whobags. Do you know how many kids’ hearts were shattered because Minecraft wasn’t coming after all? A lot, and you’re all being greedy jerks, rubbing salt in the wound.
You may have gotten your characters, but at what cost? Just know that someone’s little brother went to cry himself to sleep that E3 night knowing his dreams of playing as Steve in the biggest gaming crossover ever was all for nothing.

>that one steveposter rhat made an entire fucking animation of steve raping banjo and voring kazooie

You seen that too? I imagine that had to take weeks if not months to animate. The absolute state of stevefags.

Didn't that vid come out about a week before Banjo's actual reveal?
Imagine putting in all that effort, only to have it all killed in such a short amount of time

haha faggot

>Joking banter=/=full on headcanons

Them being in Smash basically elevates their odds of at least an HD Remake through the roof.

Who hasn’t seen it

>anal rape, scat dick, and anal vore shit fudge is joking banter.
i fear for stevefags' mental health.

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Me until recently. Stopped browsing Smash threads leading up to Banjo reveal because they were getting out of hand. Didn't actually see the video until after the fact.

>i fear for stevefags' mental health.
Those are the reasons and not simply because they unronically want a default skin of rectangles and squares as a playable character?

>That's because Smash fans overpower Banjo discussion no matter what. You already fucking know this. Smash is extremely popular. The recent game has sold over 13 MILLION copies worldwide. Of course it's going to get derailed.
sounds like it should just go to /vg/ and die there.

>he home
Gay and false. No new games.

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There are people who like Game and Watch

Yeah this. Stevefags took this banter and treated it not like a game, but an actual honest to god war and was obsessed with it. Nobody with a normal mindset sits down and think "Hmmm I think I'll make an animation of Steve anally raping Banjo, pulling him off his dick, licking his shit off his dick, shoving him into an assist trophy, and then shoving it up his ass. That'll piss off Banjofags!"

No normal rational person thinks like this. No one.

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Nice head canon Stevie boy.

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and yet his inclusion works and is completely different than anything else on the roster. Also that was all Sakurai. Not a single person on this planet asked for him.

yeah but game & watch has charm from being basically a rubberhose cartoon character, squash and stretch really helps him. steve has none of this, he's stiff.

>giving the last remaining Steveposter and Bomberkun their only subsistence in the form of (You)s
Jesus no wonder people hated us if we're this fucking retarded

Friendly reminder that this is the attention seeking Melvin who started the discord cults. Say something nice about him, as he now has to get sans tattooed on him
youtu.be/joFokpNo3LA

>banjo's backpack says vidya games
Is this trying to be ironic? Banjo has less games than the ps3.

>as he now has to get sans tattooed on him
not yet. We have to wait for the remaining DLC characters to come out.

>never played Banjo
>still ass blasted about Steve not getting in
>falseflagging and trying to bring everyone else down is the only way my faggotass can cope
ftfy

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How the fuck does that video have 300k views? Also why would a stevefag also upload this video
youtube.com/watch?v=ub46uT3VN1c
which clearly shows him and his people embarrassing themselves and acting like complete retards?

>using Yea Forums lingo irl
That physically hurt

if you were a real banjo fan you would want an actual new banjo game, not a cameo in a shitty party game

How do you know it’s him?

why can't I want both?

Several videos have discord links in the descriptions, for starters

I’ll admit, I used to post my doubts about Banjo getting in due to whether it’s worth getting the rights to an old, dead franchise owned by Microsoft of all companies.

Gotta say, I’m glad to be wrong.

As has been explained to you multiple times ESLkun, modern Rare cannot be trusted with a new game. If the stars were to align and a Retro Studios or Nintendo were to do it than we would prefer that over him being in Ultimate, that will never happen though.

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and yet all of them are invalid. Fucking hate faggots like that. Set it so it doesn't expire. How the fuck am I going to join your garbage ass server and make fun of you for being literal manchildren when I can't even access the fucking server.. To be fair, it's probably dead after the Banjo reveal.

You lost stevefag, pack up your bags and get gone like ashleyfags did when they lost against croc

>If the stars were to align and a Retro Studios
Fuck that. It was their dumbass idea to not even have K. Rool and the fucking Kremlings in their DK games. People blame Miyamoto but they could have easily told him no. Also just because they made a few great 2D DK games (well one) does not mean they can make a good 3D Banjo game.

If you're going to keep spamming this pasta, recognize that unfucking isn't even a real word.

>thought that if banjo got into smash we'd have normal threads again and not just shitflinging rosterfagging
>"HOLY FUCK BROS I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HIGHLY REQUESTED CHARACTER GOT IN"
>"HAHA MOM LOOK I POSTED MY EPIC STEVE MODEL AGAIN"
>"FUCK WHY ISN'T THIS CHARACTER THAT I DEFINITELY LIKE ISN'T IN OVER YOUR (BUZZWORD) BEAR
>"WHY ISN'T IT A NEW GAME"
IT'S THE EXACT FUCKING SAME OH MY GOD I HATE ALL OF YOU

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Most likely case. IIRC, there were a couple made, one of them being full on taken over by Banjofags a couple days before E3

Cool, I’ll look around.

>thinking any thread is normal in this board

not gonna disagree that current rare cant do it, but Im not sure ninty could either. The best bet is to get something like the crash remasters before getting a new game because then it would at least show if the devs are competent enough to do it

>He'd be a duck-hunt clone
Lemme show you how far this rabbit hole goes.

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>"WHY ISN'T IT A NEW GAME"
Go fuck yourself. It's the only legitimate complaint.

>not even have K. Rool and the fucking Kremlings in their DK games
I was fine with that the first time but you’re right, the second time would have been a good time to finally reintroduce Kremlings. Especially since they were exploring other islands, they could have had a plot about kremlins having been hiding out and preparing an attack all this time.
>(well one) fuck off, they were both amazing as was the Metroid Prime series, they can be trusted with 3D games.

DIS IS NOT OVAH... BEARS!

Holy shit, all of you need to take a shower, I can smell you from this thread.

>WHY ISN'T IT A NEW GAME
It’s one salty stevefag that keeps trying to push this to stop people from being excited, but yeah these threads are beyond help at this point.

>As has been explained to you multiple times ESLkun, modern Rare cannot be trusted with a new game.
Then he shouldn't be in smash. It only increases demand for a new game you retard

No.

I'm expecting Lord of Games to involve the Pong Assist, what with it being his face.

>that commentary
>that autistic screaming
Jesus h christ, the absolute state of stevefags

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>then he shouldn’t be in Smash
Better than nothing, stay mad though.

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>rare isn't good enough to develop a new game
>put him in smash so it'll exponentially increase demand for a new game

Fighting games aren't platformers. It is nothing.

fuck off

Putting a character in Smash doesn't mean they'll get a new game. Demand is irrelevant.

>stevefag
Can't be a stevefag if you don't play minecraft.

fuck off

SSB is a platform fighter, not that it matter anyway, there are tons of characters in the game that aren’t from platform era that are fun to use. We also don’t know if there will be a new game, I doubt it though.

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fuck off

I know it doesn't guarantee anything. But people worried about getting a bad banjo game shouldn't be cheering on his inclusion because it does increase the chances.

fuck off

No it's just a fighter.

fuck off

Why is Kirkhope such a dick in the Game Grumps video? Been wanting to know for years but it just seems so weirdly awkward and unnecessary. Someone told me once it might be a cultural thing but that sounds stupid.

youtube.com/watch?v=t70l-9n1rCQ

stevefags proving they are actually literally retarded

>the overwhelming sense of VICTORY
Oh it feels good, it feels DAMN good.

Is this the argument to you’re going to repeat this time ESLkun? Why do you pick the dumbest hills to die on.

Because he's playing along.

It is a platform fighter because unlike all other fighting games, jumping and landing are an absolute necessity to be good.

Are you all even still playing Ultimate?

OMG E-CELEB!!!!!

but they aren't actually grumpy in their videos unless they're frustrated about something.

>Steve loves banjo
Heh

summer is one hell of a drug

Can’t, drifting joycon.

What you have against Vinny? He's a good guy.

STEVE! ITS ALWAYS STEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE

Platform fighter isn't a significant category. Smash is just a fighter. Most fighting games have jumping as a significant mechanic. It's not a platformer in objectives or gameplay.

Yes baby, Steve is the best combination of rectangles you can add to smash

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Banjofags are turning on themselves now lol

I don't think so. It all comes down to whether Microsoft deciding if they could make a profit off a new game, and after the mediocre reception of Yooka-Laylee they'd probably say no.

>Says the e-celeb orbiter

The Nintendo execs were the ones that told Retro not to use Kremlings. Hell, Tropical Freeze's Switch Port was gonna have K. Rool as a bonus boss until they got told K. Rool's reintroduction was being held for Smash.

No, it’s more fun to shitpost about the roster then it is to play the game. I haven’t touched ultimate since Joker came out

>It's not a platformer in objectives or gameplay.
but that's exactly what it is. You cannot win a match without platforming elements because not timing a precise jump can easily lead to a death. If you're knocked off a stage, you need to jump to make it back. That's literally why you have double jumps and an up special. Platforming is a crucial part of the core gameplay.

fuck off

Smash is not a straight fighting game and you know it, but I’m glad had a handful of people who aren’t familiar with your autism can see you doing the repeater. Keep crying and samefagging, Nintendo is sure to replace Banjo with a Steve any minute now.

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a treasure rep in smash would be absolute kino

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fuck off

Jumping can be crucial in any fighting game. Knocking opponents out of an arena being the primary objective for the entire game makes it a fighting game.

fuck off

Steve is gonna be the second Microsoft rep and I’m fine with waiting

>Smash is not a straight fighting game
But it is at heart, a fighting game and not a platformer.

Enough of feeding shitposters. Let’s talk about the dlc.
From what I gathered of the trailer:
>jab - claw swipe
>forward tilt - beak bayonet
> f smash - breegull bash
>down tilt - beak barge
>b air - rat a tat rap
>backwards jump animation - flap flip
>double jump animation - feathery flap
>taunt 1 - thumbs up pose w/ Kazooie
>taunt 2 - double bow/10 jiggles animation
>b neutral - blue eggs/breegull blaster
>side b - wonder wing
>up b - shock jump pad
>down b - grenade egg lay(?)
>final smash - Jinjonator
They’ve clearly done their homework with this moveset, so what other moves do want to see incorporated, and as which attacks?
And most importantly, what will they use for their victory music?

Left: Soul
Right: Also soul

>what will they use for their victory music?
youtube.com/watch?v=unjqNlr1w6w
Literally no other choice.

Pipe dream: Codec like talk with Bottles on Spiral Mountain about the other fighters.
Realistic: Down air is probably going to be the ground pound, we just haven't seen it yet.

imagine posting this unironicly

>Pipe dream: Codec like talk with Bottles on Spiral Mountain about the other fighters.
You meant to say Grunty, correct?
While on the subject, can we expect to see more cameos on the Spiral Mountain stage?
So far from the screens we’ve seen Bottles, Grunty and her broomstick, Mumbo, Buzzbomb, and the extra 1- up on banjo’s house

>You meant to say Grunty, correct?
Why not both?
I just have a soft spot for Bottles, but Grunty would be more entertaining with her rhyming and stuff.
>More cameos
Seeing as they only really put focus on Grunty and Bottles in the trailer and left Mumbo in the background for a screenshot I could see them hiding stuff until release.
>tfw no HD model of Humba Wumba

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>I can´t feel anything bros...please help a fellow 20 year old who shilled banjo despite neverplaying the games

They used the Nuts and Bolts Spiral Mountain because it was already HD.

>playing smash with the joycons
Buy a pro controller goym

But the N&B Spiral Mountain doesn’t look anything like the one in smash, save for Banjo’s house.
I feel like they Buzzbomb in since he’s the first thing you see when booting up the game. By that logic, we may see Tooty and Bigbutt the bull since they’re both also in the BK intro.
Possibly the bouncing vegetable enemies too, just cause it’s Spiral Mountain

Enjoy your character. I'm just glad we don't have to fight anymore. I never wanted war, I wanted Loto. Glad we can finally put aside our differences and now we both have our character.

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user nobody actually cares about shit tiers.

I'm a Touhoufag myself, but I personally don't really see Reimu in smash. I don't know, might be wrong.

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Same. I wish we could get her, but I don't see it happening.

wut

Hi, I'm a nobody.

Banjo’s looking to be decent at worst, judging from the trailer

They will use the Jiggy fanfare music for their victory, but I wish they would use the Complete Extra Honeycomb one instead.
youtube.com/watch?v=hc60BYzrwdA

youtube.com/watch?v=74-7rAAwl2g

>BAN-KAZU?

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>thinking a paid dlc character will ever be less than good in terms of tiers

It's unlikely to happen, because it's unlikely Nintendo will put an indie character in, but god that would be based.

Do you have that?

>ctrl+f shantae
>0 results
based

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you just made it one result, ya played yourself

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>that choked up "Oh my God"
I wish I was this excited about video games

It would have been Saki Mamamia, and his ship has sailed.
Speaking of which, they better add S&P to the inevitable N64 Classic

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Dude, you have to see the beauty in deliberately poking the autist to watch them writhe. After being told over and over this would never happen I am happy watching these morons seethe while I dance in the puddle of their tears.

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they better bring back my nigga as an assist in version 4.0 or some shit
being a sakifag is suffering

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worst part is that user is completely correct, I can't count how many times I've seen people actually suggest Mario Kart turn into Smash but with vehicles

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Bros.. I still can't believe he's in... I still can't believe they actually chose such a piece of shit irrelevant gator for their cherished Smash roster

Nostaliga faggots should KYS asap. No one gives two shits or knows about some faggot gator from 1935 when your parents weren't divorced.

Literally should have never got in smash. Bayonetta got in because she was relevant and a recent game release, not some literal who green shit.

>inb4 muh rob muh pacman muh duck hunt
Icon characters of different eras or mascot characters. No one gives two shits about literal who the gator

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>K Rool surprisingly enough is still talked about a lot.

keep telling yourself that gatorfag

You ever get bored of posting the same thing every day?

not until Gatornigger gets removed from the game

You're going to be waiting a few years at best.

Removed from Ultimate? Never.
Not returning for the next game? Possibly.
So like you said, a few years

He’s a Brit. It’s called banter, user

>Erdrick is sick of being unpopular outside of Japan
>Verge wants to get back in control after Joker's unexpected appearance
>Offers Erdrick a deal to work for him in exchange for some exposure
>Erdrick becomes Majin Erdrick and goes on a rampage trying to destroy every other SE character
>Verge meanwhile uses this opportunity to gather energy to revive Steve.
>Banjo tries to stop them and fights Erdrick.
>Steve gets resurrected, but has grown too powerful to control and absorbs Vergeben's spirits as well.
>Majin Erdrick knocks out Banjo in the chaos and tries to fight Armored Steve, but Steve is too powerful
>Erdrick, realising what a mistake he made casts Kamikazee.
>Steve survives, but his armor is destoryed.
>Banjo then wakes up and fights Steve, but Steve is still too powerful.
>As Banjo is about to die, a survivor of Majin Erdrick's rampage appears, Blond Android 17.
>Blond Android 17 fights off Steve long enough for Banjo to gather everyone's power into one final attack that finally destroys Steve.

STEVE! WHY CANT I STOP HAVING HIM INSIDE MY HEAD

You falseflagging Bomberfags only make it harder.

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>comparing a tertiary character who only appears exclusively in mario spinoffs to a main villain and a main protagonist(s)

Yeah I wonder why he didn't get in while Banjo and K. Rool did

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I think this is the best render to ever be created.

It’s hardcore shit compared to the official.
>pastel scales, Teddy Graham belly, dipshit superhero landing pose
Vs.
>dynamic crocodile leather, golden torso, smug & commanding form

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Now why in the hell would Nintendo want to do that? That is IF there's going to be another Smash game. With how well received K.Rool, Riddles and Banjo-Kazooie were received what would possess them to cut them? Banjo was easily acquired for Smash, so why would they cut them when both of them are being advertised to much now?

Cutfags have to be bait because no one is deliberately this stupid.

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too dark and the scales are are too hard on the eyes. it would be better if they aren't as emphasized. and red eye needs to be overly emphasized.

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This “argument” has never worked, all it does is make it really easy to spot you.

Fuck your dead gay bear, Banjocuck.

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It wasn't a big return for Ridley. K.Rool hadn't been seen outside of being a trophy in over 10 years. Ridley was always around, just not in a playable sense.

Why do people always forget about Tooty? She's very cute. Hell fucking bottles is more famous than her

This would be extremely accurate if you swapped them

I actually wouldn't mind if steve joined smash, but I'm terrified of what would happened next
Yea Forums would became utterly unusable up until the next smash bros, and maybe even after that

christ, why must steveposting be a thing

She wasn't in the second game aside from an easter egg.

I'll laugh if we get cameos of every major Banjo character in Spiral Mountain EXCEPT Tooty

"i'd be happy to dunk on him. i've got a BONE-a fide invitation from the man himself. stevie will be crying like a baby when i deal with him."

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Le boomy boomy xd

What happened with Steve would’ve happened with banjo

No it’s complete you accurate, he just forgot to post the whole thing.

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That's a bit better actually.

The only reason why people don’t want Steve is because they don’t want an actually important character getting in over their dumbass character picks like, Isaac, Shantae, Geno and Shovel Knight

It feels so right bros

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NANALANCHADS GET IN HERE

When will you neckbeards accept the fact your meme is dead let alone was never funny to begin with. Absolute cringe!

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Based and redpilled.

>you can now have all the heavy hitters of the N64 fighting at the same time in the same game
>Mario 64
>Ocarina of Time
>Star Fox 64
>Donkey Kong 64
>Kirby Crystal Shards
>Yoshi's Story
>Pokémon Stadium
>and now Banjo-Kazooie

Seethy Stevies couldn't scrounge up a narrative before and now it's just desperation to remain relevant. These blockheads still cannot realize that everyone is laughing at them as they try to find anything to appear above the massive L they were handed.

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t. Burger

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>Groovenians
Why do you even have that saved

Forgetting someone user?

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I still support Steve

That plantman guy is a fag

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>Final Smash makes every female opponent gain 200lbs

He’s not the plant poster, he’s just a really annoying twitterfag

Weeks old. Didn't even post his pink alt.

Just use the mii costume kek

>How did Sakurai get it so right after years of trying to sidestep it?

He had years to think up the moveset.

sooo, how are they going to arrange the select screen with all these characters being added? We still got 2 more after Banjo. They'll have to rearrange the whole thing

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I wish we could organize by series.

I can't believe people give more of a shit than him being a fighter in a shitty kid's party game than getting a brand new game...
They'll use him like 5 times and forget about him.

You made Link too small

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whats the theme here?

I dunno. Someone asked for this in a thread some time ago. I think it's all stars of Nintendo consoles, and also Sonic.

>5 Seconds passed
>"I don't want to play with you anymore"
That's how stupid you sound.

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by that logic, why should they add anyone in smash bros?

Why are rosterfags so autistic?

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here's something rough i tried to do. it gives us space for 2 other dlc passes of 5 character each

the roster does look perfect if you put it to stacked echoes

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One of those future DLC waves should be dediciated to making Assist Trophies playable.
Skull Kid, Shadow, Bomberman, Isaac, Waluigi.

>more dlc passes
I fucking wish. what are the chances?

My stevechad and bomberbro are here so I might as well join in.

Be happy with your bear while you can because he looks like he’s going to be shit tier, hopefully this is the last thing he’s in, for real this time, after this we can let him R.I.P.

Because if the next games a reboot or a general cut game, he’s definitely one of this first third party to go along with the Konami reps (maybe SF too)

Reminder to rape every Stevefag you see from Stevefag A to Stevefag Z, and to never let them make a monkey out of you.

So did the person that said they would kill themselves if Banjo got into Smash kill themselves yet?

Smash replaced sports and professional wrestling for zoomers in addition to the le wacky internet culture they were molded in.

you mean Bomberman, Waluigi, Samurai Goroh, Zero and Tingle, right?

We can just put Shadow on the echoes dlc pass for only a buck. Hell, throw Black Shadow in there as well.

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Minecraft? More like mild crap!

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>Be happy with your bear while you can because he looks like he’s going to be shit tier
>thinking that any of these fighter's pass dlc characters are going to be any less than 'good'
someone doesn't remember Cloud, Corrin, Ryu, and Bayonetta in smash 4.
What are you going to do if he is good? Shit yourself?

Screw you, Skull Kid deserves to be in.
Sakurai clearly hates Zelda, as evidenced by the fact that not only is Skull Kid an assist trophy, but his move is TURNING PEOPLE INVISIBLE!
Remember that time in Majora's Mask he turned you invisible? I sure don't!

I mean, yeah, but for unrelated reasons.

Probably not great, but not impossible either.

I can only imagine someone high up at Nintendo wants to keep on making more because this game sold like fucking hotcakes and they make mad bank off DLC. But I also know Sakurai can only work on Smash for so long before he wants to die, while at the same time is far too autistic for something related to Smash getting developed and not being directly involved with it.

Mofukka, Banjo is going to be more broken than Brawl Meta Knight thanks to the Wonder Wing alone.

I’m sure he will

As long as your not a faggot about it (unlike SOME people), I have no problem with you supporting Steve.

>Wonderwings through your everything
nothing personal, guh-huh!

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Wonderwing alone will make Banjo B-tier at least.

>the REAL heroes were out here advocating for the inclusion of a character from the most popular video game of all time
ftfy

>Ryu-I feel like street fighter has a 50/50 chance next game desu. Plus everyone is here.
>cloud- if everyone wasn’t here he would have been cut
>Corrin-marketing would have probably been cut if it wasn’t everyone is here
>Bayonetta- she’s platinum games, owned by sega, chances are of sonic’s safe, she is
And in this case
>banjo- this game is the ultimate smash, Ridley and K rool got in, that’s why banjo got in, but what’s this Ridley and K rool where first party and were base game, pretty sure they’re in for life, but banjo, he’s dlc, and I’ve got a gut feeling this time, no dlc characters will return next game.

was referring to how good those 4 were in the smash4, not about if they'll return

look at how happy this fat fuck is to be here
god Sakurai nailed it, could not be more pleased with how the King turned out

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I'm so sorry.

Seeing Stevekeks get btfo will never not be hilarious.

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I’ve been supporting him since 2011

There’s two Steves

Most of those characters really have nothing to laugh about either and are in just as bad if not a worse state. Mostly Geno, Sora, Chorus Kids, and Mach Rider. I don't really get this image.

all the boomercore characters look better than they've ever been. You can tell how careful they were with them.
>Ridley is a fusion of his original Metroid design mixed with elements from Super
>chad Simon the Barbarian version instead of faggy red-haired gimp one
>keep the functional limbs and anatomy of nu-K. Rool, but keep his old color scheme and belly armor
>Banjo and Kazooie looking like he literally jumped out of the old n64 promo art

20 years of waiting, plus six months of never-ending shit-posting and raids on our threads. Glad to be vindicated.

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Oh well

fair enough, better than just a jpeg

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> Kirby 64
> Heavy hitter
Even Excitebike 64 sold more

Good Steve is one that's on Banjo's side. Grotesques Steve is the one that's being laughed at.

Banjo is zoomer shit

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Yeah but one of the other one is the surperior model in every conceivable way.

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Who created the Grotesque Steve model and don’t say a “tranny” or a “furry” without backing up your claims I genuinely want to know

I think I remember it first showing up back in either October or September and I'm pretty sure it was at first used to mock Steve, but then was used by shitposters who wanted to piss off rosterfags to shitpost. Pretty sure rosterfags ultimately did this to themselves.

Based.

Me too. Mostly so I can kill you

A Goddamn Legend.

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This sounds right. I wouldn't be surprised if it was also being used by falseflagging Banjofags trying to create a victim narrative.

The fallout from the direct caused a genetic mutation in the stevefags so extreme they don't make a lick of sense anymore

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>I'm pretty sure it was at first used to mock Steve, but then was used by shitposters who wanted to piss off rosterfags
That doesn't sound right. The guy used that disgusting steve to anally rape banjo in like a 3 minute fully animated video. It was hilarious but the guy must have either recreated the model on the original or was just someone who was in it for keks.

good

This is pretty well put. Even if they don't get a game after this, they got sent back home one last time.

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I still support Steve

Nah, the ugly Steve was always meant to be a way to piss off roster-fags. Banjo got the spotlight the last half a year because he was the only one not definitely de-confirmed via spirits/assist trophies. Most of us have moved on, the meme was fun while it lasted but it's dead now or at least until the next smash game. . There are just a few shameless autists left at this point, trying to push a false narrative that 'we dindu nuffin' in an attempt to save the meme and prevent their easy (You)s extractors from becoming defunct. The only problem with claiming 'we dindu nuffin' is that the evidence is literally all over the internet via the oc that was created as a result.

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Are you a faggot about it? Because I believe there is a difference between a Steve supporter and a Stevefag.

We went over this earlier in the thread ESLkun.

What was even the purpose of that gif

>muh industry
>muh relevance
Bomberman is just as unimportant

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No, I’ve always wanted Steve but I recently bought Minecraft for the Xbox 360 at a garage sale and I’ve relived all my old memories and now I want Steve in even more

>you can now have all the heavy hitters of the N64
>and Samus

Gex sold more then any Megaman game

>seething stevetards still exist

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Then you are not a Stevefag, just someone that would like Steve in Smash. If he does get in, you're the one I will think of, instead the asshats that gave Steve a bad name.

I can defend it. Banjo defined the N64 almost as much as SM64 did. He was a critical component in making sure the N64 would ultimately be looked back on with great love, admiration, and nostalgia, rather than the lukewarm acknowledgement the Wii U will probably have once its younger base grows up, who'll all probably be more fond of the 3DS and other consoles instead. Banjo virtually saved a doomed console, and is a beloved character to a mighty chunk of Smash's base anyway. Banjo makes more sense than Bomberman. Banjo makes more sense than most outright already. Cope.

Smashfags don't like to the see the innocent puppy secretary waifu get brutalized by the ugly block man planning to cuck their most wanteds out of Smash. Ugly Steve was designed for one purpose, to shock and horrify for easy (You)s.

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>he’s still trying to push this meme

>there is an alternate universe where Gexfags constantly shitpost to make Megaman supporters angry

You won't have normal threads for a while. At best you can still make waifu threads of grunty or humba and hope no one derails it.

Tell your mama I said hi!

You brought this upon yourself. You deserve neither dignity nor mercy. I hope you never find happiness again.