Well?

I tried few times, but I guess she should be autistic hermit too for it to work out.

One of the oldest comebacks there is, dinosaur man. Just because you're involuntarily celibate doesn't mean every one else is too.

But I do

I stopped caring and seeing girls on the internet make me revulse or fearful.

same but Islam

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name 1 benefit of having a gf besides sex

because I have a male fuckbuddy

they're only as useful as their piss

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaased

I broke her heart.

Real girls have one dimension too many

I'm trying
Installed 3 different dating apps including tinder and added 20 girls who live near me in facebook
rate this match btw

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Because most women aren't worth my time
Plus I've had sex before, been there done that.

Because I'm depressed, and no girl should have to deal with my shit.

I hate women. They simply aren’t worth the time that I could be spending on video games.

Women intimidate me.

i hate going outside
i have no hobbies
i masturbate too much
i spend all day here
thanks for reading my bio

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I don't know... She knows I like her and I want to ask her out but I feel like I have to much on my plate as it is and I don't think I could actually juggle a relationship with everything else I have

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I would rather dream of 2D

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disgusting

How can I become like Ryan, bros?

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Issues/10
All girls have issues though so might aswell take ur shot

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source please

I don't talk to anyone besides Yea Forums and there are no girls here

>he honestly thinks this is clever/funny

I'm a gamer

Based

women are a sink for time and money and i have none willing to spare

I just broke up, cut me some slack

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well I don't really meet a lot of people and im shy, girls don't ask me out or anything so thats why
or maybe they do but im too dumb to understand it

They can cook and do your washing. Gotta fuck em till theyre sore, then they do what theyre told for a few days.

Seems I hit a nerve.

i'm close to giving in and installing tinder but there's a risk it'll destroy the little self esteem i have

I fuck up my last relationship so bad she's now asexual and calls herself them. I also blame tumblr

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Guy Friends (In Name Only)

Why should I waste time with femoids when I can just post here with you guys? I can't recall the last time I've ever said anything to anyone let alone a w*man. I'm going to continue wallowinh in my own shit and none of your shilling will stop me.

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They keep leaving me because I avoid them.

what did you do

dilate

How the fuck do you fuck up a relationship so bad that you turn a girl asexual?
The fuck?

Because I'm short, poor, still live with my parents, and have a bad personality.

Zionism, feminism and niggers.
Also, /thread/

Because I grew up in a dysfunctional household which made me into a dysfunctional person with a complete lack of social skills or self confidence. Combine that with pretty severe anxiety, being generally intimidated by the opposite sex, and only being an average looking guy, and you've got someone who couldn't attract a female partner if his life depended on it. If I ever want to lose my virginity I'll have to pay for it.

I screamed, in written form, as loud as I could. I spoke the words out of my mouth for real. It wasn't enough. Women will never meet you unless you socialize, but women will pit other men against you the moment you do. It can't just be a loving relationship.

if it makes you feel any better i once fucked up a relationship so hard that i made a girl racist towards everyone from my ethnic group

and no i'm not a nigger

Never really felt like i need one. Women are all mental to some degree, is it really that fulfilling to come home from work and spend the rest of the day having to deal with nagging and hysteria?

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I have no interest in sex, which is what a partner is good for mostly. Why deal with a potential crazy when I have my own problems?

First step to get a girlfriend is to realize you don't need one.

Now go and think about it.

At least yours didn't kill herself.

Because being single, playing vanilla wow, and fapping to hentai has brought me more joy than any longterm relationship I've ever had.

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atleast she isn't trying to kill you every week

This is awful, how can women think this is ok?

Because I don't strive for one.

How? biology is calling, jerking off doesnt do it anymore

I'm one of those people that would have needed his family to arrange a marriage, like was common in the past. Since that doesn't happen anymore I'll stay alone. There's no downside to staying alone in today's society though, so I don't mind.

>dude just be confident
>dude just be yourself

Those are mutually exclusive, will it work if confident me and actual me go tag team style? Because I can't do both at the same time, I'm gonna need to switch off.

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Being some normalfag with shit taste in vidya?

being rejected by someone you see regularly has got to be the worst fucking feeling
why did i fall for the "just ask her out bro!!!" meme

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I've found it's literally don't give a shit about women. Talk to them and flirt but never get invested. Like you have to get into the mindset that if they died tomorrow, you would give maybe 3 seconds of your time and move on.

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>tomboys
Hell fuckin yeah my guy

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>This is awful, how can women think this is ok?
Basic mate selection, he's not there for me so I need to find a new provider.
There's no reason involved.

I can understand not being able to wait 5 years for a possible dead man but man fuck the courts holy shit.

Too many posts on Yea Forums

same
my solution is
become gay, someone will like you

Because I can't interact with 2D girls

i do, here she is

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