Honk at team mates while waiting in the drivers seat of a warthog

>honk at team mates while waiting in the drivers seat of a warthog
>team mate finally mans the turret
>drive us both off a cliff

Have you ever acted like the joker in a video game Yea Forums?

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>teammate is flanking
>shoot in the air around them and reveal their position to everyone

>game says to enter my name
>enter "fuck you"
ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>tell team I need back up at point bravo
>but Im at point charlie

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>Playing Mordhau
>Come to these gates with a lever to open and close them
>Like four enemies outside the gate
>Use the CHAAAARGE voice emote
>Let my team mate run out to a 1v4
>Close the gates after him and start using laugh emotes
SOMEBODY STOP ME

nothing feels better than blowing the hostage up in siege

>YOU'RE BEING TRACKED
>Hide behind the hostage and start wiggling behind it
>He kills the hostage and the round ends
SOMETHING'S GOT TO GIVE

>about to finish a heist in GTA online
>crash the helicopter on purpose

THIS IS WHAT ITS LIKE WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE

>tell teammates I'm going AFK for a bit
>but I actually keep playing, making it seem like a ghost has taken over my pc or perhaps even a hacker
>They're all too scared to comment

I TAKE MY PILLS AND I'M HAPPY ALL THE TIME

>quarantine just came out in combat arms
>tell team mates to hold zombie while i prepare door
>locked everyone out of safe house

shit was cash

>buy all of merchants wares
>reverse pickpocket merchant
>but all wares I just bought back, take my money back

SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM THIS ANIMAL I HAVE BECOME

thats just a chode thing to do. its not even funny

>Notice some guy performing really dog shit
>Insists on taking the helicopter everytime
>Literally just AFKs to nab the helicopter and die over and over again
>C4 the shit out of it
>Wait for him to hop in
>Let it rip
FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS

>Say GG EZ
>Even when I lose
SO HERE I AM.

>search online forum for unresolved PC questions/issues
>make account and say "I pm'd you the fix"
>PM them gay porn
BLUE MOON, YOU SAW ME STANDING ALONE

Are you me?
>Series A Funding heist
>Collecting trash bags
>Intentionally blows off the gas station when people / garbage truck were close to the pump

>play medic
>teammate asks me to heal him
>don't
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

wow, I think I play with you a lot user

>took myself back to the past
>played good games that don't suck ass
HE'D RATHER HAVE

Lmao

>play escape from tarkov with randoms from the discord
>shoot them all in the back and loot them at round start
I SEE A RED DOOR AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK

>about to get wrecked in 1v1 game
>turn off my wifi right before the last hit
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY

>Obey traffic laws in GTA
>Intentionally crash my car IRL
I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER YOU SHOULD LIVE OR DIE

>download a bunch of skyrim mods
>play oblivion instead

>if u want heals play a medic urself

>Game with no minimap
>"Wow, there's a minimap in this game. I just pressed [suicide hotkey]"
>Merrix has commited suicide
>Foxol has commited suicide
>Werewolf89 has committed suicide
I WANNA TAKE YOU ON A ROLLERCOASTER

this is a pretty good thread

I'm in tears.

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I hate women and minorities

Absolutely based.
>those Ash mains that are so hopped up on holding shift and spamming q+e that they actually end up TKing teammates and killing hostage

How can I have fun on GTA Online? Is the Casino update the next tier in fucking reskinned Business DLC?

Just troll autists

>playing splitscreen against a friend
>keep looking at his portion of the screen so I know where he is

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Grab a truck and run over a congregation of autists at full speed
Alternatively crash a plane into them