Based /Fit/ SonicChads

Based /Fit/ SonicChads

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>Not jogging because you hate Sonic and want to become faster

I wanna beat Sonic in a race and rub it in his face.

I don't get how sonic inspires people to run, you would NEVER be anywhere near as fast as him and he wouldn't repset you for your running he'd just get frustrated by how slow and shitty you are no matter what and would just leave you behind i realized this as a kid

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What a chad

So What happens to Sonic post Underground

>I don't get how sonic inspires people to run, you would NEVER be anywhere near as fast as him
Sh-shut up...

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Based blackpilled user

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I wish Sonicman was a recurring character.

Based kid lmao

>He didn't read the manga
Sonic died and Sonicman has been impersonating him since 06

>/fit/
>cardio
They're all fatties

>running
>sonic
What a faggot, immediately after playing Doom my muscles grew, testosterone skyrocketed and I do weighted pull-ups for reps

I'd rather eat chillidawgs for Soni/ck/

Nonsense. Sonic always encouraged people to do their best.

I am never going to see the appeal of sonic. I was born in 92 before people say I just didn't grow up with it. Like it's just pure fucking autism.

looks like you're not way past cool. You're way present cool.

he's cool, he's fast, he's chill
what is autistic about that?

>tfw ran cross country and track
>/fit/ always talks shit about running because it fucks with their "gains"

Running feels great and it's good for so many reasons, if I have to be ottermode so be it.

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Every choice I make in life is based on what I think would make Sonic proud of me.

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>go out for a jog one morning
>a group of dudes pass by me on the road in a peloton of bikes
>they're going so fucking fast
>they dont even see me as they whizz by leaving me in smoke
>even if i were to run after them they are extremely fast
>they keep that pace for as far as i could see them, something i could never dream of doing

theres literally no reason to run when bicycles exist

You sound like my cousin, I hope you find happiness in your life! There's always someone out there who loves you, don't forget that.

>theres literally no reason to run when bicycles exist
Yeah, except, y'know, cars

/fit/ confirmed for /fat/

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Where will your precious bikes be when a solar storm powered EMP blast wipes out your shitty fixies? In the freaking dump, like those Chinese rent-a-bikes.

Cars are just shitty trains.

a jogger on the sidewalk has the same chances of getting hit as a guy on a bike
>but muh track
track bikes
>but muh park paths
gravel bikes
>but muh hikes
mountain bikes
>but muh cross country
cyclocross

theres literally nothing a human can do other than climb directly vertical walls that a bike cant also do

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This. BikeChads rise the fuck up.

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If you like biking fine, I like it too. But if you're using that argument I'd just go swimming. All the benefits of running and biking but no risk of injury. I don't go swimming everyday for the same reason I don't bike, it's more inconvenient and I happen to like running better. Objectively it does pose a risk to your body if you do it stupidly but that isn't a reason to not do it at all. Might as well not eat because you might choke.

tfw no cyclocross open world third person shooter

at any point in running you can just decide to not run
at any point in cycling you can just stop and get off your bike

the next time you're out swimming do us all a favor and stop halfway

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I'm just trying to have a fun conversation user, why you gotta be so mean?

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>swimming
>remember tard user saying I should stop halfway
>stop
>feet touch the bottom of the pool
>wonder what the fuck did that retard mean by this

>he "swims" in a child's wading pool

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Or he's a lanklet

hello mister skeletal

>he's a manlet
Holy shit I'd kill myself if I were you

>Swimming in the shallow end like a sissy

>Like it's just pure fucking autism.
Isn't it great?

Is that Tamers?

shadow the hedgehog is a bitch and he pissed on my wife

/fit/ isnt real

Dude, please declare announcements before you hit us with that.

You're stupid

there was an announcement on my twitter.com

I can't see his ass from this angle, so no.