Ummm dude you need to hand over that rare epic loot drop to [FEMALE GUILD MEMBER] now!

He looks like when you take the "Body" slider and just push it to 0 and then "Build" slider to max while leaving the "Head" slider at default

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All my linkshells have always had women in them and were amazing/fun. It's always the ones with trannies or gays that are fucking awful.

If you look closely, he's actually not wearing a shirt at all.

Just leave the guild if they are a bunch of faggots over some girl. Its a dying guild anyway

Is this achievable natty?

My first Maplestory playthrough was ruined by this shit.
>Join guild at level 50
>Guildleader has GF
>A couple weeks later GF gets mad at Leader for not buying her cash shop stuff.
>Next day there's a guild notice
>"GF wants me to spend more time with her so I'm going to disband the guild tonight. Sorry everyone"

Fuck you Ashley. Leon, I don't blame you.

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he looks like a character from ark survival evolved. A fucking ill-proportioned monstrosity.

>guild master's gf get's all the good loot in raids
>even if it isn't her main spec
>still does lowest heal of the group
>always super bitchy in ts3
>guild bank is empty at some point
>ask in guild about it
>"yeah, I sold all that stuff to get that mount"
>"what the hell? I put like 300 flasks in there for the next raid night"
>you have been removed from the guild
>whisper her bf/guild master
>"yeah, she can be like that sometimes"
>ask if I can back in
>"no, sorry, she doesn't want that"

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>Ashley. Leon
You serious.

No, that guy is on tren. I don't really blame him because it must suck being that small. At least he can be ripped.

Here are some classics that most of wow players experienced at least once

>Girlfriend of GM/Officer joins the guild and shits its up
>Female Officer shits up the game because someone does not whiteknight her all the time
>I won't come unless my GF/Friend/BF comes :^)
>Drama about Loot
>Guild has 2 GM's Husband and Wife
>Guild is led by a bunch of IRL friends
>X said Y about Z drama leads to guild disbanding
>Rogue friend of Healer GM gets the first Binding
>Rogue friend of Tank GM get Thoridal first
>Blood DK Guildleader gets Shadowmourne first
>GM's Healer GF gets Valanyr first
>Guild Disbands because of Corrupted Ashbringer
>Guild disbands because of Dragonspine Trophy
>Guild disbands because of Will of the Warbringer

Im sure i missed some classics but these are the ones i to have fond memories of

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>see some thot trying to get some loot in the guild
>gets fucking kicked for begging
The perks of having a guild run by your buddies

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/gquit

The bigger he got the shorter he looks.

Imagine wasting your time getting ripped as a manlet when even a lazy flabby 6'4 guy could still roflstomp you through mass alone

>join a ls for endgame
>something fucking great drops
>"guys don't loot this, my gf needs it and she has priority"
>his "gf"" is probably a mule

I'm sure everyone who played mmos with similar loot systems passed by this kind of shit.

Never in my life did i played an MMORPG, did shit like this ever happen? It sounds super fake

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believe it or not, its much worse than you can imagine. It predates the discord cliques

You really shouldn't underestimate people because they're fat, super skinny or short. There's a baseline level of strength needed for a knockout punch and almost all men can reach it.

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pretty much

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>he doesn't know

When you're that short, there's no point doing anything but building the ultimate fap arm. You're never going to win a fight through muscle mass, so you may as well go full I-SKIPPED-3-OF-4-LIMBS-DAY and make a hyper ball-punching arm. Your shoulder is at the right height to punch balls too.

Him on the right btw
He posted on /fit/ once

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>girl joins your guild
>becomes gf of raid officer
>wants dibs on her loot
>doesn't get priority, whines to her bf officer in private, never voicing opinions in pub chat
>officer ninjas the rare 0.01% mount drop for her
>they leave the guild
>3 months later, the officer rejoins the guild and says he was dumped
>he gets his own guild rank 'last for loot'
>never gets gear
>never gets into dungeon groups with the guild
>tries to befriend everyone again
>nobody cares about him
>"officer has been logged off for 40 days"
Typical WoW drama.
Reminder, never allow girls into your guilds management. Not even by extension.

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It's photoshop dummy. That head is like twice and a half as big as it ought to be.

Pretty much this, at least in FFXI
>women
>play as a Galka or Tarutaru female
>you'll never find out they are women until you're in teamspeak or vent with them

>trannies and gays
>play as a Mithra or Hume female
>calls people sweetie and poorly acts like a girl
At least Pre-ToAU, I miss the times when it took months to reach max level, and even longer to do end game content. Now whenever a new MMO comes out there are people who reach max level in a week or two, and the leveling process is pretty much just doing quests solo to level cap, then you auto-join a raid party and nobody talks because they are in discord.

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It's the angle of the shot. It's incredibly hard to tell, but he's leaning forward and it makes his head look much larger than it should be. So your mind is focusing on the fact that something is off about the way he's proportioned. His arms look too short and his torso looks too small for a head of that size.
There's a few photos of that dude floating around, he's not as short as he looks and the other photos do him better, but he's still a soicerer.

>tfw some dude became my "gf" in Tibia
>I gave him all rights to my little home full of loot
>He stole all of my shit
Imagine going back in time and punching your 10yo self in the face

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definitely happens in casual guilds. I decided to chill in wotlk and join a casual raid guild (which was nice because naxx was easy as fuck) and there was definitely minor drama about loot being handed (and occasionally not handed) to female raiders who under performed and raidlogged. And then there was a moment in ulduar where the inconsistent shifty guild leader started giving legendary healing mace shards to himself instead of our best healer who had a better raid attendance and logs than than himself.

I miss old guild drama.

Holy fuck, from the thumbnail I thought the right guy was actually fully naked and kicking him in the face with his left leg.

Only really happens in normie guilds that don't have a purpose. Normies will eventually get bored of the game and start drama/talk shit.
That's why you join so called "elitist" guilds, or at least one that has a common goal (getting autistically efficient at raiding, PVP, trading, etc). The goal sets a guideline for all members to strive for and will generally keep everyone occupied enough to deter pointless bickering and drama.

>Be the Master Looter in a WoW guild
>Guild Master invites her GF over a raid
>Kill a Boss, She was average at best
>sorting out loot
>GM says on voice to give this piece to her
>"Is she part of the raid team now?" I ask
>"No" he says
>"Then why would I give her anything"
>Everyone agrees
>Nobody needed the loot so I just Disenchant it in front of her

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>hot diggety dog i love chad threads

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These "MUH EBIN BEARD" types are so loud and annoying, exactly like the photo suggests.

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this is a joke right? My guild frequently brought friends of the raid team on our farm and gave out loot if no one needed it. Why would you not? Sociopath behavior?

Holy fuck I miss this game. Literally my entire teenage life was lived through this gane

better to learn that lesson in a pointless video game than in real life

I had a job interview with a guy who had an arm like that. It was like someone took a limb from a Hercules and attached it to a nerd. Would put a fucking pistol shrimp to shame.

I'm sure you expected people to come and say based but if nobody on your raid team needed it then doing that was just a cunt move.

>I won't come unless my GF/Friend/BF comes :^)
a true fucking classic.
>running icc
>invincible drops
>best bro in the world has been running it every single lockout on a dozen characters just to get a whiff of its ass
>guild leader asks who would like to bid to roll
>dead silence
>we're all shocked and stunned at his sudden faggotry
>after a minute I speak up to try and win it for my bro
>bro speaks up as well
>we put down every penny we have
>eventually other guild people join in
>I win by a landslide
>raid leader says I used cheat engine to change my number
>asks me to roll again
>win again
>asks me to roll again
>win again
>can hear his soi starting to boil over the vent
>asks me to roll one more time
>finally get a roll 1 point lower than his favorite e-girl (read: not even his gf or wife)
>gives it to her instantly and says I shouldn't cheat in the future and keeps my gold
>she doesn't even want it or like it, but she uses it 'for the achievement XD'
Haven't played WoW since.

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Lost 2 best friends because of the typical MMO thots. 2 years later one of them committed suicide because everyone he knew left him after the thot stole the guild's loot and ran off with it. The guild was ran by IRL people so it hit him hard knowing he's all alone.

I still feel nothing. I don't even come in contact with the other buddy of mine because I don't want to deal with this shit.

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>raiding in XIV with my friend
>we join my other friend and his gf
>other friend sets up the raid party in party finder to get some randoms to come so we can get our weekly drops
>sets it to lootmaster but nobody notices because we all enter asap(lootmaster lets the leader pick who gets loot, lootmaster is never used in randomly assembled parties)
>we beat the fight
>we see the loot and can't roll on it, realize it's set to lootmaster
>ask other friend what the hell is going on
>other friend says "i didn't want the randoms to get loot so i set it to lootmaster, what's the problem?"
>tell him the problem is we're fucking over four other people on their weekly drops by not giving them a chance
>he says "yea but my gf plays tank and none of them do?"
>tell him that doesn't fucking matter because this is a party finder group with randoms, not a static
>tell him if he wants guaranteed loot he should go find a static
>tell him "you better not fucking take that shit and you better let everyone roll on it or so help me i am never speaking to you again, you're being a scumbag"
>he sets it so everyone can roll on it and they don't get loot
>his gf is fucking pissed and so is he

tl;dr one of my friends tried swiping weekly drops from like four randoms who were none the wiser and thus would've locked them out of their chance to get drops from that fight for the week

I made the mistake of raiding with him later in the future and found out even more proof of why he's a fucking cunt

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