He didn’t kill paarthurnax

>he didn’t kill paarthurnax
Why?

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dragons r kewl

>killing best bro and the best chance for dragons to achieve their full potential
>killing him for failure of a guard captain to a dead empire
Nah, OP, the Blades' time is gone, it's time to accept the new direction of the world.

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Out of respect for my lad Charles Martinet. Also fuck the blades I'm the dragonborn you cunts don't command me to do shit.

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>implying I remember anything about this shit Bethesda “game”

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Cause Skyrim is shit.

Cause he is a dragonbro, just like odahviig, also
>doing what a woman tells you to do
Lmao

Why is the main story in Skyrim so poorly written when the side quest (barring the thieves guild and civil war) are not?

hes cute

Because it's probably the only memorable character from the shitiest that was Skyrim.

I tossed ol Dolph Cuntdgren off a mountain instead.

>Telling me to literally kill Mario.

Because he looks so goofy and cute when he's talking directly at you. Big silly snout and all.

>he follows the orders of the blades when it's supposed to be the other way around
What a disgrace of a dragonborn you are.

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Alright so hear me out. What if instead of killing Paarthurnax,ok?,we kill ELVES?

I want that sexy granddaddy cock!

I judge dragons by their actions.

Here we go!
Wahoo!
Okie dokie!

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Kill Delphine.

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lmao you dumb cunt he was told by some goddess to stop attacking humans and she told him to teach them how to use the dragon speech

if it weren't for the goddess, he would've killee everyone besides dragons

You gotta do it now
Look at those milkers

>literally mentors me and tells me how to save the world AND my ancestors that are being eaten in their afterlife
>some short fugly bitch lectures me on how he should die because he was bad thousands of years ago

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management

Because it was such a hackneyed and forced gamechoice that the only way to win was to not participate.

I thought that maybe if I didn't, he would dick me down like he would a proper dragon. But he didn't, because this game is shit.

>turn up fov
>sword becomes a dagger

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I want more cool armors.

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why kill such a valuable tool?

Because only Ulfric and his Thalmor masters would want you to destroy skyrim tower
As a true imperial I followed will of talos who forbid us to kill this guy

Because he might have actually reformed, and if he decides to start shit later I can just kick his ass anyway