Don't mind me i'm just "pirating" this ham

don't mind me i'm just "pirating" this ham

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Lmao how can you defend this

based and hampilled

>MR WEINBURG, THE WORLD SUPPLY OF DIGITAL GOD OF WAR™ VIDEO GAME LICENSES HAS DROPPED BELOW 98%

t. seething buyfag

>Food analogy

That's not pirating, that's stealing. You gain a ham at the exoense of the store losing of a ham.

If he was pirating the ham than he would gain a ham (perhaps though a cloning device) and the store would not lose a ham.

LOL, is this one of those sweet threads where we pretend that theft and piracy are the same thing and not two distinctly different acts with completely different legal processes governing them!? LOL i love those threads. go denuvos!

Don't mind me just demoing this game

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Hey man. Stealing food is wrong, but you gotta do what you gotta do to survive. I don't condone your actions but I won't prosecute you either. You stay safe, it's a scary world out there.

shes a 10/10

I want to throat fuck this chick so bad. Too bad she'll be in prison for a couple years and come out a dyke.

She's also underage, think she's 16 or a high schooler at least. Also a really dumb bitch.

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Hey bros let me pirate your social security number :)

Dont worry its just a copy, you still have original :)

wouldn't be piracy if i let you do it. Thats just sharing silly.

Social security is a scam anyway. I'd happily rid of it bro.

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>stealing tangible and intangible objects is comparable

Whoa stealing my thoughts right there bro that's illegal.

false
only one of us is allowed to claim that number
meanwhile any number of people can claim a ham

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If you are a Christian, should you pirate things?
I mean, I like to say that it isn't actually theft, but there must be something wrong with it, spiritually.

Having a copy of my social security number is fine, I have given it to many financial and educational institutions, as well as my employer! There is nothing wrong with having a copy of it, just like there is nothing wrong with having a copy of a game, ham, or anything else.

However, identify theft is a completely different story. That is stealing, just like stealing a ham or game.

are you just baiting the jesus pirating fish meme?

>inb4 Jesus pirated food so pirating vidya is morally superior

So gimme a copy of you SSI bro :)

my thoughts are original though, even if they're the same as yours

no one is stealing your identity, they’re just making a copy

Fuck you, I would totally download a car.

I legit tried to type in a joke number but Yea Forums won't let me post it
there's a failsafe filter built in to keep retards from posting their SSI
420
420
6969

Yes it would so share

>only one of us is allowed to claim that number
Says who? The government? Same one telling you pirating is bad?

>Man this grocery store bought all the exclusive rights to HAM. Mother fucking HAM. No other grocery store sells it anymore and they jacked up the price.
>Bro that's fucked up.
>I know man I gotta steal one now that I have a huge craving for HAM.
>Bro no! They infected their hams with CHINESE worms bro.
>WHOA Chinese WORMS?????
>Yeah bro! I wouldn't. But you could steal it from the product line.
>Great idea bro!

>buy ham
>have to play lottery to get the good cut

Why would I? If you were to pirate a copy of my social security number that'd be fine though, just like it's fine for me to pirate a copy of a video game. Just don't steal my identity, that's wrong just like how.indint steal games. Stealing is bad, but pirating is fine, no one is hurt.

No identify theft typically entails using someone else's identify for financial gain. For example you use my identity to access my bank account and use my money, that's where the theft comes in.

>the government
well, yeah
you ever try to steal disability benefits from your grandparents?

google.co.jp/amp/s/www.engadget.com/amp/2017/09/22/eu-suppressed-study-piracy-no-sales-impact/
>this kills the buyfags

>no one is hurt
That man who lost his job is hurt

It's not pirating if you bring it back when you're done using it like I do. It's just difficult getting it back into the packaging.

>ham
lmao get better taste

I’m not taking your money, I’m just using your name to get the bank to give me a loan.

How does me pirating a game cause someone to lose their job?

>eat ham
>take a shit
>re-package my shit

I added value, and it is now a processed food.

>a study
lol yeah we got studies saying there are more then 2 genders

>Jesus pirates fish and bread by making copies that don't remove the original
>gets 2000 year long fellatio
>I pirate video games by making copies that don't remove the original
>HERETIC

>study
>actually just a questionnaire
lmao

Less sales = less money = less money to pay developers

Simple really

How shitty does your life have to be for you to fucking steal food from a grocery store?

Aint paying 500+ dollars for fucking Sims 4, shit bag.

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You are causing me to lose money by affecting my taxes, credit score, and most likey causing me to pay for a loan I didn't take out. I am directly losing money I own for your financial gain, again that's where the theft comes in.

How does me pirating a game lead to less sales? A study was posted in this thread showing that's nonsense.

>copied food created by his father/himself to feed poor people
>same as being a cheap boy copying vidya for myself

but I never took your money, it’s just the bank and government’s shitty DRM. blame them

pretty shitty
you know why the most stolen goods in most grocery stores are always a form of canned food?

We should unionize pigs

Your actions caused me to have my money taken from me for your own financial gain. You can au semantics and twist your words anyway you want, that is theft.

Pirating a game does not cause anyone to lose anything.

This. Sims 3 is still almost 400 bucks on steam.

I work at a bank even if you deposit your own money into someone else’s account you can’t see how much is in that persons account. That’s definitely illegal.

What percentage of pirates do you honestly think would buy a game if they couldn't pirate it?

Legal where I live.

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Answer: Canada

A decent amount. I believe the problem is they know they can get it for free and refuse to purchase it because there of.
I got into an argument in college about this.

no, it was because the government and bank don’t like me pirating money and your identity, so they want to punish you for my intelligence. trust me.

If your going to risk fucking up your life, why not steal something much more valuable?

If I was absolutely forced to pay I would, but not for everything. I pirate everything though because if I can I am not going to feed the bank accounts of millionaires and billionaires and fuel their kikery and globalism.

People think it's immoral to pirate, I think it's immoral to finance jewish globalists decay of western society.

>*pirates a video game*
don't worry guys, i'm just PIRATING this video game

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>humor? no, I have to address his post as if it's a deeply held conviction and not some guy on a lark

lad

False.

Regardless no one loses anything with pirating or copying, no one is hurt. Pirating a social security number is fine as well but identify theft is wrong because people lose their money and are hurt. No one is hurt by the act of pirating your social security number, the hurt comes from them using it to steal their identity. Your analogy doesn't work anyway.

if you could pirate ham in the same way you pirate videogames you would both end world hunger and severely reduce our energy needs as a species because we would no longer need to spend so much on growing and harvesting animals

meanwhile in this dumbshit clown world we have to pay for the right to make copies of things because capitalism is nearing the end of its usefulness as we approach a post scarcity society

If I had a gf and wouldn't have to cope with vidya then I wouldn't be pirating anything (or pirating as much at the very least).

>he fell for it

but I never touched your money, or you.

Do you guys enjoy having literally the exact same thread over and over again? Do you enjoy opening it and typing out the same reply to the same bait? Is this what Yea Forums has become?

if you had a gf you would be using vidya to cope with that instead

One day CPY will be bringing Michelin star meals to a replicator near you

Maybe, but not as much for sure, so less piracy regardless.

Don't mind me, i'm just buying those games from G2A

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Keep playing semantics, it doesn't matter.

No one is hurt by having their social security number copies or pirated, no one is hurt by having their video game pirated, there's nothing wrong with pirating.

Because people that steal food probably want to eat the food to not lose their lives.
This is also why they buy shitty looking food, because "nobody will notice it"

I’m glad we’re in agreement.

How dare people pirate games or use g2a. Buy your games properly and make millionaires and billionaires even richer! That is your duty got, give your shekels to the rich!

I just searched for an image of that shit story about Jesus making copies of bread to compare it to piracy and instead i found it's already a meme. anyway that shit would be an equivalent of piracy not OPs retarded pic.

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Piracy might maybe hurt developers.
Having to deal with fuckers that use stolen credit cards definitively hurt developers.

Honestly I don't understand why anyone would argue neither side will change its ways no matter the other says.
If you're going to pirate just cut the shit and own what you're doing it's pathetic to claim it's anything but theft.

Yup, nothing wrong with pirating.

don't mind me just pirating this curry

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>pirating vidya helps me fight the good fight against the evil rich

This isn't a problem for good games, just trash mass market """AAA""" games
>If the have a chance to play the game before buying, they aren't going to buy it!

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Imagine being this braindead

literally why would I buy it if I can get it for free?

Ok fair enough that actually makes sense.

Pirating games just remove a potential consumer that most likely will be just a third worlder or kid that can't buy the thing anyway.
Buying a game that was bought initially with a stolen credit card leads to the developer having to deal with the fucking law and pay money.
One of the options literally steal money.

Don't pirate that fish, goy! Purchase it from your local megacorporation instead

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imagine being so stupid you think the entertainment industry's investors are more important than science, innovation, or technology
people like you will be killed en-mass one day

>updates
>workshop content
>multiplayer

I'm not fighting any good fight. I just live a comfortable middle class life making 40 an hour, and my financial priorities are my own, not millionaires and billionaires. I'd rather save myself thousands of dollars in entertainment media than give it to millionaires and billionaires. Only cucks would rather give millionaires and billionaires thousands of dollars when they have the ability to keep it themselves.

Piracy is bad for the users and the community as a whole.
It's the same reason porn is bad.
It's not that by itself its harming people that much, but the oversaturation means that players are less interested in individual games. If you can only afford a few games, you're invested in those games and try to figure everything out about them. When you have 1000 games and a backlog you're just rushing through them. You might put extra hours into a few, but you still aren't as invested in each game since they're all just disposable.

I think the saddest thing is that somebody made this image without a hint of irony.
>it's not pirating because of literal oceanic pirates, bro

porn is bad because it has genuine negative neurochemical effects, not because of whatever retarded shit you pulled out of your ass

That isn’t pirating that’s stealing. Sharing a Netflix account would be a better example of something more similar to pirating. Literally everybody does that but no one complains.

Except when it comes to the reduction in inherent value that we attach to women I see that as a good thing.

>it's the same reason porn is bad
AND done reading thank you your insight won't be considered.

>pirate updates
>free mods
>private servers

Nothing is more pathetic than finding a fraudulent moral stance on pirating. I couldn’t give a shit that you pirate but just be honest with yourself, you just don’t want to pay.

No the saddest part is that people defend the bank accounts of millionaires and billionaires instead of their own.

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are you upset?

Who is it

I've heard that multiple times but no one ever goes into details could you explain?

See the post above yours
Maybe if you actually did something with your sad little life and made a product that the masses would enjoy, you could be a millionaire too.
Sounds like you are very much just jealous, D E S U

based and rumpilled

there's not enough resources in the world for everyone to be a millionaire. but keep living in your delusional fantasy world where everyone can be super rich if they just try harder retardo.

buy your logic, you could say that being rich is the same as being a pirate because you have so many games you arent invested in each one. i have like 20 games i havent even played because i buy so many games, and i often do rush through one game just to finish it so i can move on to the next.
now, by your reasoning, i am having the same effect on the industry as a pirate because im not invested enough in the games i play, despite paying for them all.

So, both sides are assholes and don't deserve your money or respect
Got it

>there's not enough resources in the world for everyone to be a millionaire.
he never said there were

OK except I never said everyone at once could, fucking retard.
Are you saying it's literally impossible for you to accomplish such a thing?
Fuck off, Karl.

Sexual activity releases a shitload of dopamine
Not as much as something like cocaine or meth, but a lot.
Long-term overstimulation can basically cause the same problems as addiction to either, minus the drug-specific side affects.

Plus, iirc, fapping releases a shitload of chemicals beyond that, but I don't really know too much about that.

Where did it was about anything else other than me not wanting to pay? What part of me saying "I'd rather save myself thousands of dollars in entertainment media than give it to millionaires and billionaires" imply anything other than me not wanting to pay? Of course I don't want to pay, no one wants to pay for anything. And when I can get things without paying I will when the person I avoid paying are rich millionaires and billionaires. Imagine actually caring about the bank accounts of rich people more than your own, literal cuckold.

Nope, I am not jealous. I live a nice life making 40 dollars an hour, but I'm far from rich. I'd rather make myself richer, not the rich richer. I'd you're rather make the rich richer instead of yourself then go right ahead cuck.

I don’t give the slightest shit about millionaires bank accounts, just stop pretending you’re helping the world by pirating you’re just a poor neet, accept it.

simply exercising, eating healthy and going outside fixes all that

have sex

so you're fundamentally defending a system which motivates people to work harder with riches while you agree that it's not possible for it to actually reward everyone with those riches

fucking retard

Christ nigga calm the fuck down you stupid ass newfag. This is just another meme thread.

Imagine hating somebody based off of nothing but their own success.
>where did I say it was about anything else other than me not wanting to pay?
The second you started spewing bullshit about not supporting the bourgeoisie

OK, and the vast majority of people will never do anything with their lives to WARRENT "riches" anyway
Here you are literally denouncing capitalism and calling anyone else a retard
Fucking kek

Uploaders are lazy with the updates generally, sometimes they don't do updates at all. A lot of the mods require a certain update version of the game, see point above. Also, some modders are fags and only do workshop releases. Private servers don't exist for every game, and they're all filled with brazillian wallhacking 12 year olds regardless. You don't know much about piracy, do you?

it's true despite your butthurt
Stallman was right

Who cares if it's a copy or not : it's wrong.
They want you to enjoy their stuff but they also want to receive money because creating it wasnt free.

just so long as he doesn't clone my debit card I guess

I'm not poor and I never claimed to be helping the world, just merely stating the fact that I care about my own finances more than a rich persons, because unlike you I am not a cuck.

I never said I hated rich people, just that I'd rather make myself richer instead of them because I am not a cuck who cares about rich people's bank accounts more than my own. I am very much pro-capitalism too by the way, but that doesn't mean I'd rather make the rich richer instead of myself. Cuck.

you know that, and i know that, but no one besides /fit/ and /out/ does that

>saving an images thumbnail
>posting it

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>still clinging to capitalism in 2019 after its obviously failed and western society is slowly crumbling because of lifelong brainwashing making you literally incapable of even considering another political system

i still kek

>ah shit my posts are getting btfo
>maybe if I use the word cuck a lot I'll garner the support of my fellow meme lords ex dee

Yes. And that's why you're not a real gamer.

Pretty hilarious that you arbitrarily choose video games as the medium in which you’re a “cuck” for investing money in. By your definition of cuck literally every citizen that owns anything is a cuck because it supports rich people anyway. You are kidding yourself, and you are also definitely a poor neet unless you post your bank account and yearly salary.

>over 135 replies
Yea Forums - smooth brains

My posts aren't getting btfo. You're literally putting words in my mouth I never said. And now you're completely dropping the argument because I'm not the person you're trying to paint me as and I keep calling you out on it. So again cuck, keep defending the bank accounts of rich people instead of your own.

Exactly. The only difference is that one scarcely cares what the fuck you do with your life and is advocating you getting free stuff otherwise while the other one explicitly wants to take your money.

That's cool, you don't have to make them richer.
However, you shouldn't be allowed to play their games.
What happens when you pirate an indie game, jackass? Are you telling me that you only pirate AAA titles made by millionaires and actually support the small devs who are barely scraping by?
Quite frankly if you claim you do, 99% you are full of shit.

It's quite simple. If you can realistically and easily get something for free with no consequences and the only person who loses out are already rich millionaires and billionaires, but you choose to make the rich richer instead of yourself, you're a cuck.

>get 95% of the content for free
>extra 5% may or may not be included
>pay full price to garuntee extra 5%
tough call
tough call

Hey man I'm just here to shitpost and have a good time I'm not here to actually argue piracy. I doubt op was too.

Amazing how this post came right after the one above it
Pirate threads are sinkholes of hypocrisy

Literally the only series I have ever pirated. How the fuck is it considered fine?

>mention porn
>incels start losing their minds

No, you're stealing it. Copy that ham faggot, dont steal it.

Imagine being a retard and downloading cracked games on your main PC

legitimate games aren't safe anymore, we're all fucked

People still can't comprehend digital property. 2019.
Companies tell you copying ones and zeroes is stealing, you mindlessly agree. They say it is part of fair commerce, you agree
Laughable

I don't play indie games, I'm not interested in 2d side scrolling trash. I don't play any games that aren't made by rich people actually.

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

Tim Sweeny paid for my copy. Thanks Tim.

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>why would someome buy games when can have it fore free
>oh shit he came up with reasons shit shit shit
also
>implying being locked out of mods isn't being locked out 95% of games content

im just making a copy, im actually doing nothing wrong

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multiplayer was the best argument you had, mods and updates are scraps you may or may not miss out on, depending on who works on them

Regardless, they are reasons why people buy games they pirate. They're reasons I bought games I had pirated.

and it’s silly for people to pay full price for a small addition. it’s the ultimate example of diminishing returns, but I guess it’s no skin iff my nose.

depending on the game it can be pretty damn big

piracy has the potential to be worse than stealing, but hopefully that never happens

This is fine until you attempt to use it in exchange for goods and services that actually have value.

>don't mind me I'm just gonna pirate your gf's pussy real fast. Don't worry bro you'll still have your original back soon

Don't mind me I'm just pirating these notes.

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Pretending to be retarded is NOT trolling

>pirated copy is a shittier, abridged version of what you paid for

seething

But in reality pirated copies are generally more efficient than retail copies. A lot of them have the intrusive DRM disabled.

Okay but in 5 minutes I won't be seething and you'll still be a fucking idiot

PIRATE THIS IF YOU ARE SO GREAT

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oh shiiiit

how bad is your handwriting?

user don't lie you just want to fuck the ham.

not very good

the playerbase is mostly women and they don't give a fuck about incel shit like how much a video game costs

>he knows

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Why fuck the ham when I can fuck your mum instead.

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>user gets BTFO so hard there isn't even a buzzword response

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Wrong. You'll find something else to be just as butblasted about.

DELETE THIS RIGHT NIW

H-Hey guys, I made physical copies! Please buy one.

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That fucking sucks she's so young, because they're not going to throw the book at her and she won't learn a goddamn thing, like the rest of these niggers

butt then y do gamez take years to cum out?

what happened to birb?

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>this level of delusion
holy shit

>"Don't mind me, just pirating your virginity. Cmon it's just try before you buy"

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not remotely close example

If you believe that Jesus was capable of miracles you also believe that he is god and everything in the world belongs to him.

Ate too many cheetos

It is not according to US law because I listed my thoughts under copyright and thus my thoughts are mine but if you have the same thoughts they're also mine.

Stealing is wrong, but you need to define property, what is goods, and what is service and is the seller christian?

always try before you buy

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if she didn't like it then why are her nips hard and how come she's all wet

>man of shad

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>don’t mind me, I’m just making copies of your dank memes

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5-20% the real issue with piracy is that the people pirating a game not only avoid buying the game they pirated but they have less of a reason to buy and less time to play other games.

That's a terrible analogy.

Piracy may not be stealing but it is basically socialism and that’s why I don’t support it and why I’m surprised Yea Forums does.
>good thing exists
>others worked hard to create good thing
>you did not work to create good thing
>you can however still obtain good thing through labor and effort (labor leads to money leads to purchasing good thing)
>instead you decide you are entitled to good thing and obtain it for free
>if you are entitled to good thing then everyone must be
>good thing is now obtained endlessly by those who neither created it nor labored to obtain it

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You are not pirating its just a "surprise"Acquisition

>less money to pay developers
Gotta cut down that bloated marketing budget then?

Must I have a strong moral stance that I carry a soap box around all day for? Is that really the way everyone should live? Maybe I could just accept things about the world and be at peace?

Maybe.

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based, people here will still defend digital socialism though

Me pirating a game doesnt mean someone else ends up paying for my license.

I pirated this image, you can have it too if you'd like
right click and save image as
no need to thank me :)

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Piracy is good and beneficial for consumers, creators and the industry as a whole.

t. paypig with 500+ games on Steam account and decent collection of music CDs

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Think I will, fren. Black chicks who are into getting bleached is my bag :)

No, this is stupid. No dev says you can't mod their game. It's suicide for their studio. Like how GTA5 shit the bed then apologized about disallowing modding for, like, all of 3 days. The times other companies have gone after people has been directly related to theft of assets or blatantly ripping them off ("likeness").

The 2nd half of that comic has no basis in reality and paid version are better 99% of the time, even if you don't use the features they give (multiplayer, achievements, content updates, etc).