Why is Nintendo so afraid of this?

They’re afraid of hiring that man

THERE’S A MAN WHO HAS ARTISTIC VISION

>put cartoonish video game character in a generic unreal engine world
>this is what mario would look like with GRAPHIX
>HIRE HIM NAO

that motion blur is disgusting
what is the appeal of that shit aside from turning it off when i play a game

HE'S USING UNREAL ENGINE

HIRE

>series about jumping on shit
>make demo reel in an empty field

HIRE THAT

Because gameplay.
But i bet there is a man out there, doing some small mario demo that absolutely demolishes anything nintendo ever did.

But will forever be just a demo that won't even get shilled.

Because that looks fucking awful for a Mario game. Just because the graphics are good does not make the aesthetics and atmosphere of the universe in which it takes place in good.

Not that hard to figure out.

>45 fps
kek

Because they still view vidya as kiddie/autist playtime and not art.

That would be high performing for the switch

>Sees a nintendo 64 game remade in unreal engine
uughh... ngghh..... URK
>*eye starts twitching*
>*starts grinding teeth*
>*clenches fist*
>*deeply inhales*
>*eyes dilate as if i am some primal animal about to pounce on an unsuspecting prey*
>*exhales steam from my nose*
NGGGHHnnn... URRRRGh.... N......
>i try to re articulate my thoughts in this moment*
>they turn to pure rage
N.......
>can no longer hold back
NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! HIRE THIS MAN!!!!!!!! HIRE HIM NOW!!!! HIRE HIRE HIRE!!!!!!!! NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN!!!!!!!!! NINTENDO.... HIRE.... hire him... phew....
>*hyperventilates*
Next time... think TWICE about STEALING NINTENDO'S INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
>i pull out my iPhone 10
>i quickly grab my fellow nintenbro's iPhone XR
>i channel all of my rage into my fingertips
>call 1-800-CALL-FBI on one phone
>dial 1-800-BING-BING the other
HELLO. I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A VIOLATION OF NINTENDO'S INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY. You see, some CRETIN has been using NINTENDO'S characters and universes create ILLEGAL vidya!
>two collective gasps are heard from both phones
>"Sir, we'll make this right."
>"SANKAU FOR REPORTU!!!! 10 NINTENDUU COINS DEPOSITED INTUUU YUR ACCUNTU!!!"
>i giggle as the nefarious scoundrels are taken into a court of law
>the judge rules in favor of our lord and savior nintendo
>all unreal engine devs are here on out put onto FBI watchlists to make sure they don't produce nintendo remakes
>InfernoPlus is taken behind the courthouse and executed on the spot for making an online multiplayer mario game that doesn't feel like shit to play unlike mario maker 2's online
>i fall asleep after a hard day at work, knowing i have saved the world.. and nintendo.... from that man...

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>Because that looks fucking awful for a Mario game.
Not as bad as virtually all post-gamecube 3D Mario Games. Yikes.

That's high performing for any console

someone post the video

Holy redditola!

this post made me say "yikes!" haha

You ruined your effort post with a wojak.

almost all first party titles run at 60fps on the Switch, your hyperbole just makes you look like a 12 year old

youtube.com/watch?v=C1Y_d_Lhp60&feature=youtu.be

only 50% of the switch's first party titles run at 60fps (mario odyssey)

Instead of begging Nintendo to actually invest in their games, you could just play rdr2.

>why won't modern AAA devs stop making realistic trash?
>why won't nintendo make realistic trash?

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Hardly, they have more life and aesthetic atmosphere than what OP posted by leagues and bounds and it's not even funny. That does not fit Mario, now Zelda or Metroid, sure it might fit a bit better, Mario, no.

NINTENDO

FIRE
THIS
TRANNY

Afraid of what? Putting Mario in real world circumstances? They did that with Odyssey (Giant life like T-Rex, going to a city and interacting with HUMANS) and it was the worst part about Odyssey and ruined it for me. The game was no longer about 'escaping to another world' but rather became about bringing the world to Mario. I want to feel like I'm in a different world, not stuck in my own. baka

Modern 3D Mario and the OP's artstyles are both completely soulless. The OP's is just a prettier brand of soullessness

The T-Rex was fine because it was at least in the Mario style. The human city bits were just jarring for Mario.

Not at all, but you keep believing that. That style will never be prettier than the styles we get. Mario isn't Red Dead or Cabela's Hunter games or whatever.

Where are the things to jump on

yeh it's cheap plastic looking garbage

Nowhere.

You actually just run around an open field doing nothing, then coming on the internet to talk about how pretty it is and what a cinematic masterpiece it was.

Yeah, that's Mario, its meant to be colorful and like you're playing with toys you dipshit, that's the entire fucking point. It'd be like if you tried making GTA looking like Mario, it does not fit in other styles. Get the fuck over it kiddo.

Frankly I’d be interested to see a Cell shaded game by Rockstar

>HD graphics based on the current art style
>it's cheap toy looking shit
>get actual textures
>HIRE THIS MAN!
Ok, what do we do, then
you guys aren't really making the middleground threshold obvious

This guy gets it.

I'm confused. At firts wojak wants Nintendo to hire the guy and then wojak reports him to Nintendo?

They just want something to bitch about.

Mario didn't used to look that bad. NES and SNES Mario was bursting with Soul. Nintendo making garbage looking crap is a relatively recent trend.

nintendo is about fun, real life is not fun faggot

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I don't think you understand how art and aesthetic choices are actually meant to translate at all. These are on the same level as original Mario concept art and has been for the last 35 years.

>I'm confused
so are they

The timeline is convoluted

Yeah, this is the Mario we want!

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>you can turn it off and this makes you believe that you've tricked the devs and that your game will run faster than the vanilla version
>you fel happy playing the game
>it was always a jewish mind-trick from the devs

>muh photorealism
go play dudebro game number #357
for that shit

>the contrast between styles
>the contrast between colors
>the contrast between literally everything
Pure dogshit, burn it.

This reminds me a lot of a dream I had ages ago where I was running through a big field like that really fast and the dishonored credits song was playing

HIRE

Mario: Dishonored, a deer has taken the power stars, can you chase it down and reclaim them?!
>Are there enemies other than the deer?
No.
>Can you do anything other than chase the deer?
No.
>Can you catch the deer?
No.
>OMG CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE THAT TELLS SUCH A GRIPPING HEARTWARMING STORY ON PAR WITH ENDGAME, SUCH LOVE, SUCH BEAUTY, SUCH GRAPHICS 100/10 - Normie #4398309

>implying the Super Mario movie wasn't absolutely kino
All your opinions have been invalidated for all eternity

Look at the butt. You can't tell me that you don't feel anything

Come on, I was fucking 6 when it released and I thought it was lame.

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Oh no, not his opinions on a mongolian finger painting board, what will he do being invalidated by an autist?! Tune in next time on user Shitposts Z!

You probably thought Citizen Kane was lame as well, you tastelet

This is the dumbest post in the thread, congratulations.

You wanted me to post this didn't you?

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Did you really just compare Citizen Kane to the fucking Mario Movie, my fucking god.

It's literally the Citizen Kane of video game movies, yes. This is undeniable fact.

After 15 years you idiots still love to take bait huh? Almost like we never evolved from fish.

Humans evolve from mice, not fishes you fucking idiot

You went from "mario needs hyper realism and bloom" to "mario brothers movie is on par with citizen kane". Actually kill yourself

dilate

cope-ulate

The man who made it is in very high demand and Nintendo cannot afford to hire him.

just gonna put this here youtube.com/watch?v=C1Y_d_Lhp60

I don't get it, what is this supposed to be?

jump on that deer's shapely behind haha

This they should have went with the original idea of Mario like humans in new donk city

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What are some actually good "HIRE" videos?
youtube.com/watch?v=TG6lVNJSe04&ab_channel=BlobVanDam

>dilate
dilate

>make something not quite good enough to warrant anyone's attention
>put Nintendo's characters in it
>people suddenly care
>Nintendo tells you to fuck off
Just because you played Nintendo doesn't entitle you to Miyamoto's ideas, faggots.

I'm going to have to disagree with you there. There was nothing 'Mario style' about it, it was a very realistic depiction of what T-Rex's are believed to have looked like. pic related (minus the mustache and hat that only appear when you take it over). If it had been a bit more cartoonie I would have been much happier about it, but it wasn't.

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THIS

He's making fun of the people that post "NINTENDO" to mock the youtube replies

It's a thick plotline.

Corporate boot-licker

Of course they could make that retard. They never would though because it looks fucking awful. Odyssey already pushed the contrasting art styles angle a little too far. Having Mario run around in the real world with a hyper realistic deer looks absolutely retarded.

yeah obviously, that doesn't clear anything up you dingbat

I mean, it would be interesting

>instead of real video games you can play a cutscene field

Actually play Odyssey before talking shit

Didn't they put in a realistic T-Rex for this purpose? To show they could?

they did it because the contrast is funny

NIGGER

Reminder that these posts are made by their Marketing Team to shame others who use their characters

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or its funny

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Everytime I see this shit I just start laughing. It's just so ridiculous, Mario running around in a field with a bunch of real animals. It's just so out of place it's great.

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I don't think there hardware can handle those graphics so they stick with cel shaded graphics.

It's like how borderlands game works.

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How the fuck do you run fast in a dream?. Every time i try to have a dream about having Flash speed i just flail around and barely can move

Because its bland and unappealing

Can someone post a video of this abomination in motion?

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>It's another nightmare episode where you're walking with a friend and all of sudden your legs feel like they're stuck in quicksand, while your friend keeps walking ahead until they're gone, and then everything turns dark and ominous

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1 guy doesn't have to manufacture 50+ parts, put them together, organise third parties to develop for it, market it, and hope it all costs less than the money he makes from it

Because it lowers the quality of their brand. They don't want their IPs in shitty ass asset flips.

It wasn't intentional, it was probably more like I was being pushed forward really quickly while walking if anything

youtube.com/watch?v=yWZxH2qSWu0

FUCK YOU

>Unreal Engine 4
>blatantly used Unigine Valley as a basis

Based

based

High framerate>motion blur
Also running with a deer in an open field doesn't seem fun gameplay-wise

NINTENDO!!!

I've honetsly never felt any fan game/fan remake made me go "Damn, X company should hire this person" because i find the majority to be just eh. I think the closest one was the weird 3d pokemon RPG fan game, and that had a shit ton of problems.