Coworker invites you to his circle of friends to play with just gotta buy the game

>coworker invites you to his circle of friends to play with just gotta buy the game
>"oh sorry user we got a full group today next time!"
>theres never a next time

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Just do what I do and decline every invitation and make it look like you're an asshole. Then they will never invite you anywhere and you will never be disappointed again

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>Get into DOTA 2 in 2012 at a lan party with some of my brother's friends
>Proceed to become addicted to the game for years while never getting invites because they had their 5 stack in place already
>Play with turd worlders and become a bitter shit through years of dealing with shit heads
>Ruins my attitude and personality
>Only coming to terms with it now and trying to make a difference
Sucks.

Happens to all of us.

Usually I wait for a few invites before buying the game. Even free games I wait. I remember with league of legends, it took my dumb fuck friends 2 years to get me on that retarded game. Now I'm hooked while they have long left the game.

>friends are playing a new game
>"why aren't you playing this awesome new game with us user? come join us!"
>can't actually afford the game
>have to come up with some less embarrassing reason why i'm not playing with them

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That's what you get for being a faggot wojakposter. You should consider suicide.

>used to make online friends easily via runescape wow and source games
>look at my steam friendlist now
>3 friends

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You should leave lego legends and go play other games. I'm currently cutting dota out of my life. MOBAs are inherently designed in such a way that you invest emotion into playing them. Losing because of some dumb fuck mistake can honestly be annoying. Stretch that out across continous months or years playing and fatigue sets in. And then you lose the will to play anything else. You have this constant state of anxiety about going into matches. It's mentally unhealthy. MOBAs are cancer.

I had a 5 stack that dwindled down to 2 and then eventually solo queue. That's when the depression hits. It's not worth it man. I look back at that shit like a recovering heroin junkie.

>actually having coworkers
>actually spending time with them outside of work
who let the normgroid in?

>socializing
>outside of work

nigga

the main thing isnt even one mistake its one dumbfuck teammate
games are literally coinflip now because one manchild deciding hes not having fun and afking will cost you the entire game

I used to go at lengths blog posting to friends about every single shit match. It's no wonder they barely talk to me anymore. I look back in shame.

>try to be friends with coworkers
>be very nice with them
>go out of my way to help them
>even pay for their meal or movie ticket or something occasionally

>get removed from friends list
>ask a fellow coworker friend to find out why
>apparently i made a "creepy face"

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I've literally never seen this in any other genre of online game because people actually have the choice to disconnect and fuck off when they're not happy about being in a match.

>tumblr frog

>Used to work in a medium-sized grocery store
>Was culture among the employees to offer to buy eachother drinks every now and then
>It'd go round and people would take turns at buying drinks
>Usually just reserved for people doing physical work
>Eventually opt out and start declining offers because I hated my job and the prick manager I was working for so the idea of a single cent going into his wallet from this practise put me off it

>trying to buy affection from people you dont intend to inseminate
Unironically have dilation

But i did intend to do that

>invite friends to play games
>different game every time i offer
>they're not interested in anything i offer

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>have social problems
>"friends" don't try to point out anything I apparently do wrong, never mention anything
>they start to ghost me while I feel horrible and wonder if I had friends in the first place
>ask about it
>apparently everything is literally 100% my fault even though they made zero attempts to point out anything I was doing wrong at any point whatsoever
>they just go on at length about all the shit I failed at and offended people with
>say that they can be friends with me, but -I- have to put in the work for it
how can I fix problems I'm not being told about
and then afterwards you dogpile me with all this shit you refused to talk about in the first place and expect me to just say "oh okay I'm a piece of shit garbage friend please please accept me I did everything wrong I'm sorry" or something?
>try to work with therapy
>mention to one ex-friend that I'm really vulnerable emotionally and would be very happy if he just said "Hi" to me at some point here and there - not even conversation, I just wanted two letters, a tiny acknowledgement
>forgets about me for two weeks after this and says "lol sorry I was busy" while he was still socializing with everyone else during
is there even a way to win here? Any time to try to self-improve and ask for support it feels like I get fucking kneecapped and spit on

nice blog faggot, here's a 6

kinda like that one kid who goes "watch this" and tries to show off and immediately eats shit
you tried, user

>how can I fix problems I'm not being told about
do you lack self awareness or someshit? How do you not know what's aggravating them?

yeah it's always funny when that happens, i'm glad it happens to me too

ITT: actual unironic incels

Just be honest, all my friends know im a poorfag so when we play together, we go around that issue by playing CS 1.6, or Yugioh.... or Scrabble.

being a social moron doesn't make you an incel

you should play skribble with them

Apparently you lack basic reading skills because you didn't read the very first line of text the user said?
And shit, I've had friends that say absolutely nothing when you're pissing them off and hold it in until they fucking detonate. It's not hard to imagine.

>only play comfy singleplayer games mostly so I can play at any pace I want or have to worry about faggots
>always bugged to play online
No.

Fuck you Josh

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Even multiplayer games, Monster Hunter in particular, I prefer to play solo. A lot less stressful. I can take as much time as I want, don't need to worry about carting.

>talk to uni classmates about vidya in between lectures
>they're pretty chill people and seem like they have good taste
>get invited to play Titanfall 2 with them as a group not soon after it came out
>not 5 minutes into the game and all I hear is "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"DIE YOU FUCKING NIGGER" "AAAHHH NONONONONON" "YEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA"
>have to take my headset of because my ears are ringing like I sat through artillery

I thought powerlevels were a meme

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based

>decline every invitation and make it look like you're an asshole
>they keep inviting me
>double down on the faggotry just so they leave me alone
>ended up best buds with most, just fuck playing with them and their shit games
I really, really don't understand people but okay I guess.

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fpbp

don't underestimate the power of a gamer once he's in the zone

have sex incel

maybe you two are just literally retarded

>Friend calls randomly on discord during comfy singleplayer sessions

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fuck that shit

sounds like hes rising up user

>oh no nobody wants to hang out with me :(
>better make a thread on Yea Forums so we can circlejerk about how nobody wants to hang out with us lol :)

>not 5 minutes into the game and all I hear is "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW"DIE YOU FUCKING NIGGER" "AAAHHH NONONONONON" "YEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA"

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Sounds like fun. Adjust your volume and get the stick out, dumb faggot.

You kinda eclipse me on that front, my dude. But I mean, if you want to keep looking more retarded, feel free to continue replying.

What's your mmr?

>can never become comfortable because I turn into a massive overconfident asshole
>so I always make myself invisible, stay quiet and keep everyone at arm's length, trying to never leave an impression for anyone or form a connection with me

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sounds like xbox players in a nutshell

haha alright, my duuude. yeah my fronts are really eclipsed right now

Glad you've come to terms with it, user. :^)

shut up retard

>someone took a good picture and turn it into some gay weebshit for incels
Cringe

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weaboos are more obnoxious than bronies