>WayForward
>cute high school girls
>Japan
>Streets of Rage brawler
It has everything old Yea Forums would love, but watch neo-Yea Forums shit on it simply because /pol/ has taken over.
River City Girls
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muh
Maybe, but I'm not triggered by shit like this, even if it was done for brownie points.
My masculinity is not threatened by a fictional video game. It's one of the biggest things I actually disagree with /pol/ on.
This looks unironically better than most way forward crap because at least the gameplay here looks good for once.
>even if it was done for brownie points
Are you talking about this particular game, or in general?
>those skipping cheerleader enemies
cute!
too tanned, they need to be pale.
Is it true they have boyfriends?
Correct. Shantae (for example) should've evolved in to a brawler/Castle Crashers type of deal.
The main characters of the old games.
Misako's a bad girl
but she's a good girl
She's a bad good girl
They look autistic
In general.
I didn't stop buying gillete because of that cringey ad and I'm not going to not play what looks like a fun brawler because the girls are the heroes and the boys need saving.
Sometimes, ok a lot of times, the forced rhetoric hurts the product and you end up with a Ghostbusters or Captain Marvel scenario, but it's not some culture war that needs to be won by me acting all afraid of some SJW boogeyman coming for my penis and balls. Polling data has been consistent about shit like this anyways, it's only a minority population of coastal liberal idiots that really care that much. Even most Democrats think everyone running except Biden is "too far left" which is why despite being a boring old fart he's still leading. Same reason why the dems in the midterms that won were mostly centralists while the radical leftists actually lost.
Anyway, I digress, this game looks fine. I hope it's a lengthy game and not another Catgirl Without Salad/Swap Force 90 minute rush.
holy shit horrible taste
she's a hot girl
mmhmm mmhmmm my incel instincts are triggering
The virgin River City Girls vs the Chad Ane-san
but are the guys worth saving? Are they cute?
You can't even get a proper paizure from those tiny tits
enjoy your vacation, /pol/tard
Is she stuffing her bra?
ew, gross. I want to play as cute girls, not tranny chodes.
I fucking love delinquent girls.
Are their boyfriends fucking yakuza? That's awesome.
I'm not saying I would...
but
well you're not going to get cute girls in river shitty girls, you're gonna get cal arts girls.
>strong delinquent haircut
>tied up and ryona'd
MUH
Yea Forums has always been /pol/ as shit.
the only difference was that back then we weren't "visited" by so many redditors, so people kept it inside and only let it out jokinly as in "le funny habbo swastika raid", there wasnt any resistance back then on this board so people didnt need to hardline and let it all out.
I must've added and subsequently deleted dozens of literal nazis from SFTs we had back in the day around '08-'10.
ANYWAY; I'm still up for this game. But I have to see how much shit theyshoehon into the story.
If they play it straight: fuck yea day 1.
If they try to play around with it and give it a modern take in terms of story and characterization?: eh we'll see.
>Yea Forums shits on WayForward because /pol/ and not because they’re terrible at making games.
you were the one who brought up pol and politics. you are human trash.
Well they are awful at making games. They've never made anything good. No, not Contra 4 either. Definitely not any Shanty games. This will be no different.
>old Yea Forums didnt give a fuck about kunio
>suddenly nu/v/ spams threads about it because it has anime girls
Somehow both old and new Yea Forums are trash. Pottery
>Misako with black ahir
>Riki with black hair instead of purple or blue
I hope this is as good as the Scott Pilgrim beat em up. Sprite work looks great.
Data also shows that it only takes 10% of the population to effect cultural change. Doesn't matter if they're low in number if they have the power.
Scott pilgrim wasnt even good
If this is the person directing the game, then count me out.
Stay banned.
Maybe not that good in the mechanical sense, but the game was literally 100% soul
lern 2 separate the art from the artist
>West cuck artstyle
>garbage sprites
>game grumps are involved
>sjw devs
fuck off, anyone who buys river city girl is a cuck
>we should stop celebrating Columbus day because of other bad shit he did
you're literally using Library logic
>soul
Opinion discarded
It's the opposite of it, using the most popular western pixel artist of all time, the most popular chiptune artist of all time, it's about as design by committee soulless as it can get.
I want Kyouko to send me to the hospital
Wayforward must have a huge internet presence because I've never seen any discussion about kunio online til now. Occasionally a thread would pop up here with like five replies and then archive
Exactly
way forwards relevance at all is thanks to lonely, horny teenagers who will play anything for a bit of t&a.
What is Game Grumps involvement exactly?
To be fair, all the Kunio games after the GBA one were crap anyway, this is probably as good as Kunio is going to get in the post-Technos era.
>Super Dodgeball Brawlers on the Nintendo DS was so crappy, one of the original developers ended up forming his own doujin sequel to show ASW how it was done.
>The other Nintendo DS games were low-poly garbage.
>The Nintendo 3DS games are just Famicom nostalgia pandering with recycled sprites over ugly 3D backgrounds.
>>WayForward
shitty western weeb company
>sjw trannies shilling this shit multiple times a day
fuck off
Honestly neon grew on me but those shantae games i heard so much about are fucking terrible
Don't forget those shitty PS3 games
Shantae as a whole is just a mediocre monster world knock-off. Westone made some classic games like wonder boy 3 the dragon's trap (which got a solid remake recently), monster world 3, monster world 4 and recently the key staff worked on a revival project called monster boy which was literally the best platformer of the past 3 years. Way Forward has no originality of their own and lacks any strong design direction. It's not just them, it's anyone that has ever worked with them as the utterly generic and highly derivative and over-praised shovel knight will show you.
We shouldn't celebrate Columbus Day because Columbus did nothing worth celebrating.
kys anti-italian
cant you not separate the product from the creator?
kunio girls looks good but since im not interested in supporting cocksuckers like in your pic and liberal niggerlovers in general im going to pirate it.
Egoraptor apparently has a cameo in the game.
who cares about the commercial, why would you buy Gillette at all? you like paying mark up for the same razor you can get at a fraction of the cost?
Doesn't Kunio-kun franchise belongs to Technos? Why is WayForward fucking up the lore of this series? This shit isn't canon, right?
God damn that doesn't even make me angry, I just feel bad for him. He's trying to appease her so badly, gives me vietnam flashbacks of middle school.
>Super Dodgeball Brawlers on the Nintendo DS was so crappy, one of the original developers ended up forming his own doujin sequel to show ASW how it was done.
That's pretty funny. How they'd fuck up so bad in the first place?
I bet he has that gay ass colored streak in his hair too. Fuckin teenage girl.
Oh god here comes razor fags. Link me up cuz im out
I'm a simple man. I see cute female designs I-OH SHIT DID SHE JUST POWER BOMB THAT DUDE? DAMN!
>he posted it again
Lmao stop bruh. You dont know shit about the series
Technos is dead and ArcSys bought all of their stuff. They licensed it out to Wayforward just like they did with RCR Underground.
Columbus was a dog for the Spanish crown
what lore is being fucked up? Kunio and Riki have already been captured by the police in the past, and Kyoko and Misako have already been playable characters.
I don't know the exactly details, but Mitsuhiro Yoshida, who is one of the co-creators of the original River City Ransom alongside Hiroyuki Sekimoto, formed his own doujin group called Miracle Kidz after making the RCR EX on the GBA and made a doujin dodgeball game titled River City Dodge Ball All-Stars. It even comes with a ROM patch for Downtown Nekketsu Monogatari EX that adds tons of new content to the game.
mkidz.jp
I always assumed there was some fallout between Yoshida and Million, since he was supposed to be making Downtown Nekketsu Monogatari 2 as a WiiWare game, but Million then pulled the licensing from his group.
he's italian
>go in store
>look below the Gillette products
>buy one of those
>profit
>shilling this hard everyday
jesus christ they got you working overtime.
congrats I'll never buy this game now.
That whored himself out to the Spanish. Do you seriously know nothing about Columbus?
This won't make him any less Italian. Are you having trouble following this conversation?
The lore for the Kunio-kun series was never consistent anyway. In Kunio-tachi no Banka, Riki has Kyoko as his sukeban girlfriend, while in the Downtown Nekketsu games he's dating a normie girl named Mami.
what are the odds of getting some misuzu fanart drawn by orangekisses?
you seem to
>every thread about a game is shilling
Not even OP but you sound upset.
The game is combining the fanbases of Wayforward and the Kunio games. With attractive girls in the trailer. It's not odd to see it have many threads.
why would i give money to people who despise me
why would i incite other people to give money to people who despise me
if game developers want to comment publicly on politics, i won't buy their games and i won't talk about their games
i might still think their games are good but why exactly would i help fund hateful people who hate me?
>Streets of Rage brawler
You mean belt scroller you faggot poser who knows nothing
politics that are hostile toward me, i should say
He's not even making sense any more.
>old Yea Forums didnt give a fuck about kunio
What did he mean by this
what is "hostile" about girls saving their boyfriends?
>gillette razor ive had for 20 years breaks
>buy cheap shit
>suddenly razor bumps and shit
see
All he did was say he hates trump.
He meant he exactly that. Kunio never got threads here. Please stop
>watch neo-Yea Forums shit on it simply because /pol/ has taken over
cute Japanese girls are exempt to the SJW/LGBTQP+ bullshit
Thank you for your service, now I know to pirate
yeah true, i read too much into it
day 1 pirate lol
get fuckled cuckle
a faggot hating trump and acting like a sperg to some broad is an overt hostile attack upon you?
I bet the guy that made salt and sanctuary and charlie murder could make a better River city game by himself
>It's a game about a bunch of teenage girls written by a 39-year old man (cringe).
Personally I cringe at the idea of a sequel/spinoff to an unlocalized beat-'em-up about Japanese delinquents written by a Californian leftist who probably never thrown a punch in his life.
Someone translate for those of us who's eyes glaze over looking at politics.
>why would i give money
I don't remember last time I paid for games.
He hates Trump and he tried to suck up to some girl who is disinterested in him. That's it.
Oh no. This will adversely affect how fun it will be to suplex cheerleaders.
>39 year old white male
>criiinge
I'm not political but that's the definition of being a cuck. The industry is definitely oversaturated with self hating white pussies for sure.
Which one would you rather get beaten up by Yea Forums?
It probably will.
The red head. I'm sure a concussion from a bat is less painful than getting more or less Wolverine'd by spiked brass knuckles.
I doubt it.
Misako. I'd want her to bruise me with her knuckles. Then I'd hug her.
>muh pole
Kys libtard
heh, i believed Riki ditched Mami for Kyoko.
it certainly would explain also the whole 'RYAN ditching CYNDI' in RCR:U.
>bruised
You'd have major lacerations all over your body
Both. At the same time.
There was more than one?
I-I would wish she would listen to my plea to do it without the knuckles.
Yeah, but Riki is a 2nd-year in Banka, while he's a 3rd-year in Monogatari. I'm guessing it's easy to assume that Banka is a prequel to Monogatari, but Monogatari is supposed to be the first time he and Kunio teamed-up together (they were enemies in the first Kunio-kun). Kishimoto, the original Kunio-kun creator, wrote Kunio-tachi no Banka as a direct sequel to Renegade while ignoring the other games.
>b-but pol!
Hang a noose around yourself and dangle from a fan, you contemptable shitposter.
Game looks good, and Wayforward rarely misses their mark.
Ain't happening. You're getting the brass beatdown, user.
Now she's going to do it with two of them.
>I doubt it.
I don't, these people have a tendency to make shitty games.
>muh old Yea Forums
>muh neo Yea Forums
>muh /pol/
go and be an hero, faggot. you don't deserve cute anime girls.
Kyouko looks like she enjoys CBT.
>they already have boyfriends
Wanna know why Technos went bankrupt? You don't pull shit like that unless you want to deliberately shoot yourself in the foot. You either reboot the franchise or adapt to the modern times. No one will buy this cuck shit, they're just setting themselves up for failure. I know they won't see any of my money.
>asha knockoff
Are you incapable of self inserting as Kunio or Riki or what?
2B and 9S
Incels can't project themselves as Chad's.
I guess I'm just a shitty game connoisseur because I respectably disagree.
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Wait, really? Is that what the Rule 63 designs were for?
I like meaty girls.
Why can't people just have fun with the projects they're working on? RCR but girls is an okay idea on paper, but oh no you have to be an embarrassed dumbass over it woe is you.
River City Ransom has terribIe gamepIay
Just try out the Scott PiIgrim game
Great graphics, great music
So fucking boring to pIay
Just give him a year or two, he's bound to get MeTooed.
>Just try out the Scott PiIgrim game
user...
>River City Ransom has terribIe gamepIay
>Just try out the Scott PiIgrim game
This is the best shitpost I've seen in a while. Thank God that you're only pretending to be retarded.
>It's 100% true that it's a game about a bunch of teenage girls written by a 39-year-old man (cringe).
What a piece of fucking shit. I actually feel bad for entering this thread and seeing this, this game looked pretty good.
The thing I'm tired of with western devs is how disingenuous they are.
The secret is to play it in Japanese where all the "HELLO FELLOW KIDS, LOOK HOW WITH IT WE ARE" shit is replaced with gyaru talk.
The logic of "separating the artist from the art" is only applicable when trying to make an objective review of a game. You can't say it's shit just because you don't like the creator, but that doesn't mean you have to financially support shitty people by buying their games.
So hey do we have stuff that matters like art and game footage or are we going to keep whining about inane shit?
Why wouldn't Yea Forums love this game, it combines cute anime girls and beating women. The perfect combination.
Awesome. Thank you.
>Streets of Rage brawler
>describing a game with a newer franchise
Fuck off back to R3ddit you stupid niggerfaggot poltard
Fuck off back to PedoEra, don't you have 12 year old girls to harass?
Can I play this game with my friends on any of today's current hardware that isn't a emulator?
>It has everything old Yea Forums would love
old Yea Forums wouldn't like it either, retard. they have boyfriends.
It's not made by Japan. If evil gaijin make it then it's bad.
Mizusu is so adorably dumb, cant help to feel a bit bad for that beatdown.
tho the roasting misako gives her is pretty good:
>Go punch another wall until you figure out how doors work.
check his twitter.
Stop trying so hard to fit in, faggot.
>japan
It looks more like one of those disgusting crossbreed america x japan settings
Oh no, Kyoko is fucking dead.
WayForward has been pretty based so far.
>No response
>no blatant yuri fanservice shit like the entire Shantae series
>can play as Kunio and Riki anyway presumably early in if you're that fucking insecure about playing as a female fighter
>actually sticks to lore and explains why Kyoko is in Misako's school
>also is using their actual names instead of the localized ones from RCR
>even going the distance with a physical release
This shit is like Phil Fish all over again where faggots absolutely cannot separate the developer from their work.
>This shit is like Phil Fish all over again
Minus the "being a big baby and just running away with his money rather than making his promised sequel" part.
The song is super gay. Here's a superior theme song: youtube.com
>>The Nintendo 3DS games are just Famicom nostalgia pandering with recycled sprites over ugly 3D backgrounds.
Rival Showdown is still good though
Was this game any good? The art style looks wild.
Where'd this come from?
It's an actual quote from when you beat the first boss.
>also is using their actual names instead of the localized ones from RCR
Except the school they went to in the Japanese games is called Nekketsu High School, not River City High School. It's a side-story anyway, so it doesn't matter.
because it never got games outside of japan
That was obvious, I meant where the photo came from.
I hope there is a full version of the song
screenshots of the offscreen footage that was uploaded.
Excuses
check here: Kunio/Misako's school is still Nekketsu high, River City High (Reihou High) is Yamada's School.
tho i kinda understand where are you going there, it doesnt make much sense to have one school named one way and other the other way.
or its Nekketsu & Reihou or CrossTown & River City.
So what are the best beat em ups out right now? Preferably with cute girls?
Dialogue is kind of bad but at least the gameplay looks good.
WayForward's entire history is making pretty games that are total shit to play.
Fairy Bloom Freesia.
Phantom Breaker Battlegrounds is solid.
If rather if Yamada kept Slick as a nickname
AAAAAnnnnnd i guess i fudged it up a bit.
i always thought Nekketsu high was Crosstown High in RCR, but now i just checked and Crosstown is actually Hanazono High (Riki & Kyoko's school), not Nekketsu.
guess that would explain why Nekketsu High is still called Nekketsu High in RCGirls.
Phantom Breaker is garbage, what the fuck are you on?
it looks fun
The plot of River City Ransom differs a bit from Downtown Nekketsu Monogatari. In the American version, the rival gang takes over Alex and Ryan's school, but in the Japanese version you're actually fighting your way to the rival gang's turf.
Hasebe isn't Yamada's girlfriend in the Japanese version either, despite the fact that Roxi calls herself "Slick's girl" in the American version. It's implied Hasebe actually friend-zoned Yamada since part of the reason why Yamada turns on Kunio was because Hasebe has a crush on Kunio (they're not an item though).
Fight'N Rage
and? doesn't mean you cant wife them
Quit being a fag. That just means the official pairing porn is extra canonical, which makes it more hot.
i played through the NES game earlier today.it was a lot shorter than i thought, fuck this fight though.
If you shoved enough food in your mouth, you'd probably could have stomped them with just punch/kick skill.
They need to add Marian from the Double Dragon series as a blond girl so they could be the Powerpuff Girls.
i got most of the skills, didnt really focus on increasing my stats that much other than buying a bunch of corn for agility. but yeah, i just spammed the triple kick and got it eventually.
To be fair...
>graphics resemble Scott Pilgrim more than a Technos beat 'em up be it River City Ransom or Kunio-tachi no Banka
>Generic ass anime style instead of nuanced Kunio-tachi style or Chibi River City/Nekketsu High style
>Misako's hair isn't fucking blue anymore, among other things. She may as well be Juri Han with a haircut
>All this Wayforward-ing treatment of the Kunio-verse
>Misako's hair isn't fucking blue anymore, among other things. She may as well be Juri Han with a haircut
It wouldn't be the first time they changed her design. Misako from Kunio-tachi no Banka looks nothing like the moe soccer manager from Kunio's Soccer.
>>Misako's hair isn't fucking blue anymore, among other things. She may as well be Juri Han with a haircut
All the rest is a fair point but this may be because the blues would blend too much with the environment. Same reason the hair doesn't use pure black. Color balance based on palette used is very important when doing sprites.
but she still had blue hair in the DS games
Would you play a Twin Peaks game with Kunio characters?
I'mma play the balls off this.
Sherry > Lola > Rogredi > Annie > Oodorii > Dona
>Self-insertfags
That last thread was stupid.
Do we have any more like Fairy Bloom? I kinda miss making cuhrayzee combos with that game
>Christina Vee
1. This shows that Reddit Yea Forums crying about keeping politics out of video games is a load of shit since it's okay to attack people for the poltiics even if they don't inject it into the game
2. The fact you have the same image posted multiple times shows an orchestrated effort to shit on the game.
4. His mistake is not using private message since who the fuck wants to see that shit.
5. The mermaid is not wrong.
Stay mad reddit.
Also
>West cuck artstyle
>garbage sprites
Opinion disregarded
Who is mad about this? This looks cool
She's a terrible voice actor but her singing is decent.
The director posted something dumb on twitter so we have to hate it now.
I hate limited run physical releases. I'll wait for a giant discount if I ever buy this. I would be there day one without the LRG fuckery
Why would pol not like this? Are they trannies? Mary sues devoid of character and life?
So why is this bad again? I want to know what I should be angry about, but nothing there seems particularly rage worthy.
Why is Blossom wearing black nail polish and using a bat, and why is Buttercup using pink knuckles instead of green ones? Also, why do their boyfriends look like gay porn stars? Where the fuck is Bubbles?
So many things went wrong for the Powerpuff Girls.
I literally don't see any issue here
Fuck you, now I can't unsee this shit.
I learned that he suffers from tds and is a cuck
>and? doesn't mean you cant wife them
Why would I want to, normalfag?
>That just means the official pairing porn is extra canonical, which makes it more boring.
ftfy
The big issue is that he's spineless and desperate for approval from a girl that clearly doesn't give a fuck.
People have made Trump into their identity, it's fucking sad lmao
So what? What's that got to do with the game?
Misako acts tough but likes cute and wholesome things. Kyoko acts cute but is degenerate as fuck.
Nothing, but that wasn't the question.
The fact that he's a spineless faggot on twitter isn't an issue, because it doesn't have an effect on the game
He's the writer and the game's writing is bad. But the gameplay isn't affected, no.
It affects his writing and sense of character.
not the biggest kunio fan but will probably try it out
Unironically agree
There is no depth to these fucking games. They are fun once or twice drunk with friends or something but there is little depth and replayability to these games. I emulated the fuckin scott pilgrim game and it was boring as fuck
Double dragon is boring
Streets of rage is boring
Simpsons arcade game is boring
You have 2 moves and a jump, they are fucking boring games. In the first 5 seconds of all of these you do pretty much everything you will ever do in your entire playthrough
You don't need to beg for brownie points by spamming the same twitter screencap over and over again just to say the writing is bad
You can just fucking say it's bad, but that's not what you really care about, is it
I'm not the one posting it though, I'm just answering your questions because for some reason you keep asking questions with obvious answers and then asking different questions when I answer them for you.
I didn't post that and I have no idea what you're getting at
Castle Crashers was pretty fun though because you could unlock new skills, items, characters, level up, increase stats, etc.
>literally defending off-topic twitter screencap shitposting FOR FREE
That's more pathetic than anything the dev has done
The designs are too modern and it would be nicer if they stuck a little bit closer to the original designs or at least looked up more on japanese street fashion. these clothes look like what weeb girls where at cons or just out in general
>Listing wayforward as if it's a good thing
>Just say it's bad without ever posting any proof that it's bad.
fuck off, I hate it because the director is a basedboi beta male and the animator is a game grumps fangirl.
Ya castle crashers was decent because you kept experiencing new stuff as the game went on
But with most games in this genre the only change are the enemies
No new skills to master, no mechanics that open up the longer you play and understand them, no important decisions to make that evolve the way you think about the game
Its just
Okay there's a guy im gonna run up and hit punch until he dies. I know you can do this in a hyperbolic way with a lot if games but it feels especially valid in regards to this genre of beat em ups because they truly are that shallow often
Wayforward got a tranny to do the music for the shantae 5 opening. They're dead to me now.
>all that wayforward shilling
You're pathetic guys.
Why does this matter to you
>Literally have to rescue their boyfriend
What's this cuck emulator? Are you faggots that fucked up that you even have to get cucked in a game?
Game could've easily had something else, either younger sister/brother or each girl being the respective captain of a club and getting their classmates get kidnapped. But no, you have to rescue their boyfriend, i bet this game was made from basedboys and here's Yea Forums shilling for it.
Literally have sex, pay a hooker, ignore this threads.
I don't support degenerate supporters
Its fantasy you fucking losah, chill and have sex lol snoke a blunt or something
>WayForward
You lost me
>that you even have to get cucked in a game
The fuck are you talking about? I legitimately don't understand what you're trying to say here
This user gets it.
Do you know what fucking site you are on right now
The same site with /pol/ yes
How do you cope with the fact that there are OBJECTIVELY women on this planet who could break your arms
You can't prove a subjective claim in the first place, you idiot.
>why would i give money to people who despise me
don't listen to the other fags. Pirate this game if you want, do not give money to people you don't like
And /lgbt/
You realize that by giving this site traffic you are inadvertently supporting an lgbt board
How do you cope with the fact that there are OBJECTIVELY birds on this planet that can kill you?
See how relevant this is?
redesigns look trash as fuck artstyle looks trash as fuck music sounds trash as fuck what's the appeal?
I bet you could never beat Streets of Rage 2 on Mania mode without losing a life.
By knowing that there are very few of them. and many, many, many men who could break their arms just as easily.
Technically speaking /pol/ is literally on a different website
Not every fag on that board gets money from my clicks.
This is an instance where I decide not to support a game which translates to less money for the team, but also less for the sjws and trannies in them.
However little an effect it is, it's still much more effective than just not coming here at all.
Yeah and I also couldnt shove 3 oranges up my ass
It at least makes for far more interesting conversation than 'uunga boonga this bad, ooga booga no this good'.
If you can't elaborate then you may as well not say anything at all.
>Play River City: Rival Showdown
>Get to Yamada at the very end
>He has an attack called "Yamada Says", which would make more sense if he was named Simon like in RCR.
fuck off to the youtube comment section or reddit. stop trying so hard to be funny you faggot
Im not mad about video games starring birds
Does the existence of these women keep you up at night? I mean if a fictional representation of this is enough to upset you I dont know how you cope with the real thing
Yeah, but don't forget the boring beat em up gameplay. The awful theme song. And the shamelessly cliched anime tropes.
You would be if those birds got preachy
The girls get preachy in the game? I thought this game has a fairly light hearted and apolitical tone
>39 year old dude typing like a tween girl on tumblr
Major pedo vibes tbqh
Not really, there are many men whom could harm me too. and dangerous animlas of many varieties, and diseases, and car accidents. I wouldn't have time for much else if i worried over any little thing that could bring me harm. And i actually like the designs of these characters. I was simply answering your question.
> the animator is a game grumps fangirl
Wait but I literally don't even watch game grumps. I'm a fan of Arin on his own as an artist though if that's what you meant.
It's fine that you hate it but a fangirl of GG, hell nah
this best be a joke fag
He does give that kind of vibe.
it isn't
Personally, the old river city games were always frustrating because nothing ever felt consistent. It wasnt difficult so much as sometimes your attacks would land and sometimes they wouldn't. This installment has a pretty nice aesthetic. Hopefully they improved on gameplay and it's actually consistent in this one. Plus I mean, who isn't a sucker for cute tomboy chicks?
it better be
This game is going to be garbage but sell well because it panders to femenists. I refuse to buy any game that has girls tacked on.
Why couldn't they just make a sequel to river city that has a bunch of characters, including women?
Do you even understand how pathetic you sound?
how pathetic does he sound?
And people have made loving Trump into their identity. What's your point?
Like a whiny little child who has just realised the entire world doesn't revolve around himself
Like i said earlier, the game could've easily had another "damsel in distress" character instead of the boyfriends, you're playing as a GIRL to rescue your BOYFRIEND. What kind of man would help a girl to get fucked by another man instead of trying to fuck her by himself? a cuck.
Game is teaching you to help out on relationships that aren't your own, then they'll make another game where the "princess" wants to have an open relationship. Sounds crazy? Then why the fuck is it happening? Game developers are full of SJWs Basedfilled cucks and want people to behave like them, so they make their games with said behaviour, if you wanna know what's like to be a cuck and subconsciously become one, then go ahead play this game.
I don't care at all, since im not looking for a woman that could break my arms, i play exclusively female characters on all my games, even if the class/job is gender locked, them i make them wear slutty clothes but i never let anyone touch/fuck her if there's an option to, like in Mass Effect or AC.
I almost didn't play Fallout 4 because you start with a husband but that faggot gets instakilled.
I don't care if they make a strong or hypersexualized female character, heck i love chicks like Bayonetta and Samus, but the game isn't making me rescue her boyfriend.
Not him but both sides that do that should kill themselves
I mean does it matter? It's not like the girls are shoved in. They actually existed in universe before this game. They're just doing something different because every installment before this one has been the same shit over and over. Also how the fuck do you know we won't get to play as the guys in an update or after the main campaign or whatever
I dunno man he doesn't sound like a whiny little child to me just sounds like a guy who wanted an actual nekketsu sequel
Why even invoke /pol/ if you didn’t want to summon them, dumbass?
Excite for game though
We already know Kunio and Riki are unlockable anyways.
WayForward’s made plenty of good fucking games just none of y’all played them
Bloodrayne Betrayal is 2D CUHRAZY
>What kind of man would help a girl to get fucked by another man instead of trying to fuck her by himself? a cuck.
Have you ever been outside? Guys help other guys get laid all the fucking time. They're called wingmen.
>CUHRAZY
god you're a massive twat
>waaah why are they making this spinoff instead of something I specifically want
>what do you mean I sound like a child throwing a tantrum
Beat em ups are not widely praised for their length m8, you’ll be lucky to get an hour
Wait really? Source?
How the fuck is that calarts
the only thing about your quote that would sound childish is the waaah part which you yourself inserted
the fact that he's a leftist isn't the part that bugs me, it's the fact that he's fucking beta orbiter that bugs me
They did make plenty of Nekketsu sequels on modern hardware, but they were Famicom sprite recycling garbage.
Yeah, i've helped a few friends out and they've helped me out.
Male friends.
Not girls.
When i chick i fancied asked me for another man's number i'd just ignore her, why the fuck would i help her get fucked by someone else? Only thing that comes to mind are the degenerates that get off from that, They're called cucks.
Eat my ass thanks
i know i wouldn't really agree with the whole recycling garbage i love the sprites the way they are
>wingman
Just another term cucks use to bring themselves up. Just like they tell themselves they "allow their wife to fuck other men"
Obsessed
no thanks don't wanna get aids
>When i chick i fancied asked me for another man's number i'd just ignore her
What's that got to do with a video game with fictional characters?
I mean he works in the vidya industry so that's pretty standard sadly
Finally River City Ransom as it should be.
Probably, still won't change the facts about the game.
Apparently you can't read what im replying to.
user YOU HAVE TO LIKE IT BECAUSE DELINQUENT GIRLS CAN NEVER BE POORLY EXECUTED!!!!!!!! this is what wayforward shills actually believe
>made by westerners
No thanks. Latest Neptunia was made by westerners and they somehow managed to make it even shittier than the previous games which were already not that good.
So why is Yea Forums mad again? Is it because kunio is so Chad he reminds them of what they'll never be?
I can read, I'm just not sure how anything you're saying applies to a fucking video game
because the redesigns look like shit and the art style is stupid ass "Westerners try to be anime"
Holy shit, it's not muh progressive stronk woman main character pandering. It's fucking waifubait.
Because Yea Forums is retarded. Shocking, I know.
Yeah, no shit? It's Wayforward.
you say that but the writer behind the game is a basedboy beta orbiter
I mean it arguably looks better visually than older titles but I guess everyone has different opinions. Besides, as long as it's fun mechanically, who cares about looks?
>river city ransom
>writer
Who gives a shit about that?
Oh.
designs matter quite a lot honestly
Not as much as gameplay
But, DID YOU SEE HER JUST SLAM DUNK A CHEERLEADER!?
just because you skip past the dialogue doesn't mean it didn't exist.
Since reading isn't for you i'll try to explain.
I'm bitching about the game making you rescue the girls "boyfriends" when they could've easily use someone else that isn't a love interest when your main audience are young males. Heck there's evidence that males won't like playing a female character to save their love interest.
Even SJW shit like Horizon Zero Dawn didnt make Aloy go around trying to get a BF even though there were people, even a king interested in her, i appreciate that.
user said "wingmen" IRL help bros hook out, again, "Bros" as in males, i would not help out a girl that i liked to hook out with another man, why the fuck would i do that? If i have the chance i would be the one to fuck her, but there are people that get off watching their love interests get fucked by other people, those are called cucks and how the game developers are like that and they're doing this shit intentionally.
A Fem MC doesn't need a love interest, it actually cheapens her.
sure but designs matter a lot who wants to play a game as a character that's poorly designed
Why does it matter? Are you self inserting as the female characters? I honestly don't understand
If he's a chad why would he get kidnapped in the first place?
And why would a GIRL be the one rescuing him? Such a chad there user.
Fair enough, but just ignore the game if you don't like it, man. You'll be happier
>you can't be excite for a game without being a shill
>it's just not possible!
>delete this thread, I need more space for my off topic garbage
What went so wrong, Yea Forums?
just to clarify i'm not the original fag you replied to i don't care about this game i think it's shit and i don't plan on playing it i just browse these threads for the dumpster fire of each side
"Oh kunio, I thought I'd lost you forever! Let's fuck now that we're back together so I never go another day without your warm on my body"
Kunio is honestly galaxy brain for this one
Not self inserting at all, on the contrary, when i play a girl character i want her to be MY character, it's a fucked up mentality but she's supposed to be mine and she has to do/wear/learn whatever i want since im the one controlling her.
Like the other user said, it's an obssesion, but it's mine and i will deal with it, then comes a game developer that says "nah, she's not yours, she's X's girl and you have to help her out"
I obviously won't do it which means im not playing that game, but this is happening more and more and it probably has to do with the game developers being the spineless fucks that can't maintain their bitches properly and have to let other peoples fuck them and since they can't do anything about it, they want everyone else to feel the same way, so they make their games like this.
Crazy? Im probably am, but like i said before, won't change the facts this shit keeps happening and people are actually saying this is "normal".
I mean fair enough. More bumps for the thread. More of a chance we get regular threads after release at least for a bit. Only GGs brother. I just hope it turns out fun
>has interests
>voices opinion about interests
>no, user you're being a child, you're not allowed to have interests or opinions.
>now take all the corporate and minority/tranny cock up your ass and enjoy every second of it
not everyone is a soulless cunt or mentally deranged tranny, user.
It is normal, idiot. You're the one with severe autism here
>I'm bitching about the game making you rescue the girls "boyfriends" when they could've easily use someone else that isn't a love interest when your main audience are young males. Heck there's evidence that males won't like playing a female character to save their love interest.
I think there's even a name for that. The Steve Trevor Syndrome.
Sounds like she now knows her BF is a useless sack of shit and she can fuck black dudes and he can't say anything about it because she's wearing the pants on the relationship now.
yeah unlike 99% of Yea Forums even if the game looks like shit and i'm not interested in it at least the thread is talking about the game hopefully it ends up being good i'll probably end up playing it once it goes on sale
Lol, what a fucking loser. Guess I'll be skipping this one.
Why don't you self insert as the boyfriend? When you play as Kunio in other games, that slut is your girlfriend. What changes if she's the one saving you instead?
I'm picturing you playing a hypotetical Persona 6, you choose your girlfriend and everything's fine, then suddenly on the 5th dungeon you control your girlfriend trying to save your MC and you running to Yea Forums and literally seething about that section, you pathetic excuse for a man
whoops wrong thread sorry anons, had two tabs open
It isn't, name a few games from the 90/00s where Fem MC actually has to save the love interest instead of the world/city/town, there arent.
You're the one getting brainwashed.
Super Princess Peach
Is this ethical? Asking for a friend.
that game was aimed at girls while this game is aimed at guys
Kek user who said anything about black guys? Who hurt you, user?
I wouldn't bitch about it because i've already played the game as the male MC, i already know im the one controlling him and could self insert
This game isn't like that, heck if it was like you just said i wouldn't bitch about it. Why couldn't the game to that shit? I honestly like it, like they're both saving someone from their family or neighborhood and one of them gets kidnapped and you have to play like the other character to save yourself? Like in Metal Slug 3
i wanna play scott pilgrim
This is retarded because most games where you can play as a girl make you get a boyfriend or at least has guys hitting on you. You're the ultimate cuck
I wonder if itll get a physical release. I like having the cartridge and what not.
Imagine being this guy. Just imagine trying to play video games while only being able to self insert.
one of the 3ds games got a physical release in america with a kunio-kun key ring but i think it sold like shit so maybe a limited run release i think wayforward have worked with them before
IIRC everyone else gets kidnapped there, not just Mario and Peach have to save them ALL, not "Just her BF"
it's a limited run release, only way WF gets physical deals
That scenario can become a reality if you just go ahead and play one of the older games where both the guys and girls show up. I'm autistic like you, though not on the same level, but I know the girls are saving my player character from the other games so I don't find any issue here
Yeah, they give you the OPTION, it's up to YOU to choose it or stay single, which i said on a previous post i never did, this game doesn't give you an option, it's literally "go save your boyfriend", what the fuck, im a man, why would i have a boyfriend? Oh, it's because the game is forcing me. Better not play that shit.
The don't play it, and stop posting in threads about it. It really is that simple.
Or does or autism prevent you from doing that as well.
Then why don't they do it like the other games? Why does it have to be now the fem MC time to shine and save their boyfriends? Just when IRL this kind of feminism is getting out of control, game developers start doing this shit.
Im not against having a character with a relationship, im about the game forcing me to do it.
I play a lot of games and drop the ones where i couldn't self insert or get into it, not that much of a deal, even you probably do it.
all the people acting like it's not a big deal that they have boyfriends unironically would be screeching if the boyfriends were black
though to be fair, part of that screeching would also be because they changed an established character's race
what the fuck is the difference between rescuing your kidnapped girlfriend from thugs and rescuing your kidnapped boyfriend from thugs? do you also complain when male playable characters have loved ones because you're helping them get laid instead of you?
not being able to see other people, even fictional people, as fully developed human beings is textbook psychopathy
No he said he doesn't agree with adding "are you an american citizen" on to the census. I don't like anti-American retards shitting up the country any more than they already do, modern day "liberals" are ideological cocksuckers more than they have actual legitimate political views. Hating Trump is usually a big red flag because he's not done anything terribly egrigious or racist, but retards think he has, actual liberals dislike him, but they have reasons that extend beyond MUH BLUMPF.
If he can keep his shit eating retardation out of the game I might buy it, but I dunno.
Why do you keep ignoring the fact that the "boyfriend" they're saving is your dumb self insert from every other game in the series? If anything, you should be happy about experiencing a game where your delinquent girlfriend saves you. What the fuck is wrong with you man
I won't play it, it's one of the first things i pointed out, i didn't make this thread nor i've made threads about this, gave my opinion of how this kind of games with submissive behaviour are becoming normal and people start calling me out on it, i just gave some facts and opinions and i even said im obssesed and crazy, yet people still bitch and reply with this cuckness being normal.
You people are getting brainwashed and are ok with it, im not.
>even you probably do it
Sorry mate but no, I do not. This kind of autism is beyond me
They'd still have a boyfriend even if you didn't have to rescue them.
Just self insert as the bull and cuck their boyfriends you massive homo.
Do you see fictional people as real people? As fully developed human beings? That's textbook schizophrenia user.
There's a reason why it's a GAME, not real life.
Psst...
Hey, you!
Yes, you!
Did you know that in every single game you play, you're not getting laid yourself but instead helping some dude fuck a girl you're interested in? Your name is not Rex and you're not having a threesome with Pyra and Mythra. Your name isn't Adol and you're not leaving children all over the continent. You're not Joker and you don't live in Japan, all the girls that fell in love with him wouldn't even look at you if they saw you on the streets. Just wanted to let you know.
Have a nice day!
welp so much for that
I don't think you people understand Yea Forums males require only the purest of maidens.
So you never dropped a game because you didn't like it? You actually beat every game you've played? Because that's what i said, when i didn't self insert or get into the game, i'll just drop it, like Witcher 3 and i don't think it's a bad game at all, it's just not the game for me.
Because those were other games, this is a new game where literally all the things you did in those games are thrown in the thrash, get you kidnapped without a chance to fight back by yourself and now the "strong women" have to save you.
Then what was the point of me becoming the badass in the other games? Again, it could've been ANYONE ELSE besides their BFs and i would be ok with it but no, they have to rise up the feminism.
>Streets of Rage brawler
Jesus Christ Yea Forums really is full of dumb zoomers
>So you never dropped a game because you didn't like it?
Did I say that? I just never dropped a game because I couldn't self insert
Yes both are fuckable and probably the best eye candy in this game, especially Kunio
>Western developer for a beat em up post-Scott Pilgrim
>female main protagonists
Expectations are currently extremely low but I'll keep an eye on it.
But that's what i said and what you probably misinterpreted, if i was wrong im sorry, but i drop games like flies, but the ones i like i try to 100% them and replay a lot of games i've beaten dozens of times.
>game grumps are involved
disgusting, i like way forward but no way am i supporting this game now
thanks for the warning though
well duh were incels, it's what we do
I mean pandering to the anime art style based on a Japanese game is that demographic in the first place.
>the "boyfriend" they're saving is your dumb self insert from every other game in the series?
Because the characters itself were already established.
Western developers seem to be the only ones who want to make actually new Kunio games instead of just rehashing Downtown Nekketsu Monogatari for the 80th time and put effort into them, so it's probably the best thing for the series right now until ArcSys actually decides to give a shit about the Technos library.
>Because the characters itself were already established
But that user doesn't care about that, he can self insert just fine if the guy is the one rescuing the girl, but not the other way around
>It has everything old Yea Forums would love, but watch neo-Yea Forums shit on it simply because /pol/ has taken over.
I thought you were memeing OP, but holy fuck this thread is trash. What happened to this place?
iv probably been playing video games for 5 hours a day the past 15 years most of the time, you start to lose count on sex partners after the first 15 of them. Then names start to not matter at that point, it's not even hard to have sex in this generation to be honest.
Butts when
Too bad they're filled with horrible design decisions thanks to the popularity of Scott Pilgrim and other mediocrities.
>Too bad they're filled with horrible design decisions thanks to the popularity of Scott Pilgrim
Sick meme dude.
Well I mean females and males are massively different in the first place, I wish I could spread my ass on instagram for free food and money.
I'm not buying the game because the females have a boyfriend, I can admit it's an insecurity complex or something like that. But the same goes as well as not fucking my friends whore girlfriends form highschool to now which is a double edged sword. Couples are a turn off, although I did fuck someones wife before.
Do those have to be preordered? How can I get one?
of course not, but they're a reasonable enough facsimile for the mind to fill in the rest and treat them roughly as you would treat another human.
if you can't empathize with real people in your real life then you won't be able to empathize with abstracted fake people, and you've already admitted to not empathizing with your friends or colleagues. that sort of naked contempt for others, not being able to imagine yourself in their situation, is quite the psychological problem, which is called "psychopathy"
>they could've easily use someone else that isn't a love interest
But then you wouldn't be playing Kunio's and Riki's girlfriends. Which is the point.
Unless you couldn't realize it, the audience is kind of people who idolizes Kyoko and Misako while self identifying with Kunio and RIki.
What I don't get is how the girls look totally fine, but the boyfriends look like they came straight from some tumblr fan artist page.
LR has open pre-orders now so as long as you get your order in before they launch you'll be fine.
RSG isn't open for pre-order yet, though.
Scott Pilgrim being mediocre is not a meme, it's the cold hard truth. Even Streets of Rage is better and those games were never as good as real arcade beat em ups.
God i hope we get to see nu riki and kunio's bare asses
The girls are designed to look cute to boys and the boys are designed to look cute to girls.
One of the ex- Technos guys was actually making a real Downtown Nekketsu Monogatari 2 as a Wiiware game, but then Million took away the license from him. It's such a shame too, since it looked promising.
Twitch, Youtubers, Musicians, Holywood stars, social media stars 90% of females hide their relationships because they know of the backlash and interests.
As for guys? King Huge Cock fucker 9000, what's females perspective on couples?
Thanks for the info.
>the game was intended for females
/thread
The girls are designed to look cute to incels and the boys are designed to look cute to fags.
ftfy
Million were shitheads and almost didn't want anyone doing anything BUT rehashing the first game. It was ridiculous. ArcSys buying the Technos library was probably for the better, but RCG is the first time they're making any actual effort to make a real fucking game with their newly acquired Technos IPs.
>the game was intended for females and faggots
.../thread
Pretty big words coming from you user, you're drawing conclusions on me from some things i said online on an anonymous board, don't even know what i do IRL for a living, funny thing i have to empathize with people to get them to confide in me and i'll help them out. That's why im capable of doing that IRL and not in a game, because it isn't real, but keep grasping straws user.
Kyoko and Misako could have had a 3rd friend like they usually do, some nerdy glasses girl and she got kidnapped, they asked their respective BFs to help them look out for them, bam you can play as either the girls or the 4 of them.
Did it had to undermine Kunio and Riki? Did it have to be a story about the women saving the men? That's why im seething.
I mean you can say that but the designs were done by women and they're already plenty popular with women if the reactions on twitter and other social media are indicative, which they are. The gays probably also like Kunio and Riki too but women and gays both want to fuck attractive dudes so there's crossover anyways.
>WayForward
I read the comment a third time, you meant the self insert is you during the first game but in the second game the self insert is you ok lmao yee
>Did it had to undermine Kunio and Riki? Did it have to be a story about the women saving the men?
I take it you've never heard of Kunio Tachi no Banka.
>Streets of Rage brawler
Thats where you lose me.
Its just not a fun genre.
>well, that's cool.
>anyway, good luck with the game
beta males can never win
Yea but normies on twitter and females don't play video games though.
Is not as simplistic as Streets of Rage.
That's besides the point though.
Explain
Why does everyone have to be white? Why not river city niggers? Where the boyfriends and tranny try to save the boyfriends?
I don't hate it because of the overall art style. I just really dislike the new look for Riki and hate Kunio's even more.
Why not River City Cactus fucking space alien Furry sharks? Where they try to save the boyfriends?
yes, user. you preach the truth! keep these harlots and walkers of the night out of my vidya!
>Did it had to undermine Kunio and Riki? Did it have to be a story about the women saving the men? That's why im seething.
You're really turning it on its head you know.
The fact that Kunio and Riki have got girlfriends that'd beat up the entire city for them, and succeed in doing it, is a special quality that is almost unique to them. It doesn't undermine them. It's the opposite.
You'd have to be very insecure to see it the complete other way around.
No user, i just read the plot in the Wiki so excuse me if im wrong, it says Kunio is framed and they were put on juvenile correction, escape and look for some lookalike that looks like the actual guilty one, their respective GFs help them out and you can play as any of them.
He's not getting undermined to make a chance to shine to another character, in fact it has more sense that this "The Badasses MCs from the last games were kidnapped and now 2 girls have to rescue them!"
That's nu-feminism user.
What is the problem with r63 River City Ransom?
It's literally the same shit, the same story, the same characters, except you see it from the perspective of the girlfriends instead of the boyfriends.
>Be Kunio
>Get caught off guard and nabbed
>Jerks try to rough us up. Just laugh it off.
>Jerks ask what's so funny.
>Tell them they better invest in a cup.
Beat dudes up, walk forward.
Thats the entire game, and they often have very little variance in enemy designs.
I'm sorry your masculinity has been undermined so badly by the neoliberal agenda that you can't even enjoy irony, quirkiness and fun.
>how dare you draw conclusions about my life based on what I said I do in my life
don't need to read your fuckin memoirs to see that someone who brags about acting like a prick is probably a prick. being physically unable to project yourself into a protagonist's shoes and empathize with their story without saying "Why should I help him? He's not even me!" is either childish or a serious mental condition.
and as for your other point, people usually care more about the well being of people with whom they share a loving relationship than that of random highschool friends. plenty of people I know would go on a rampage if their SO got kidnapped or hurt.
>Female protags beat'em up
Does this game has clothes break and defeated/game over rape?
Not necessarily true. Double Dragon Neon and Wander of the Dragons. They just had it in with Yoshida for some reason.
Going by the demo, it's somewhat implied they merely *think* the guys are their boyfriends but haven't really bothered to check if they're ok with it.
They can and do, you ever have a hottie come up and wrap her arm around you while asking you for directions to the nearest bathroom? No? Didn't think so.
If that were the point (and that's an actual good point) it should've been done like that, with a different story of why they're the ones doing the rescuing and not the men.
Just a quick brainstorm, they get into trouble with something over their head, could it be the police/government or Mafia, something that isn't easily solved with punches.
Maybe there are some documents or files that are on an all girls school and someone has to sneak in, they ask their girlfriends to help them out and they do so. That's something im ok with in a game like this, and i came up with like 5 minutes of thinking. Boring? Maybe, unoriginal, of course, but i think it's better than "The men got their shit kicked in and now the women have to save them!"
From what i read it isn't, that game makes sense, this one doesn't.
I meant specifically with Kunio, but even those games are basically just rehashes of DD1 or 2 when you get down to it. DDN is great and all, but it's still a rehash.
girls with boyfriends are nothing but impure used up roasties. there is no place for them in this world.
How is that any different than any other type of game?
>river city thots
But i haven't acted like a prick, i just said i wouldn't help women to get other men, are you that fucked up mentally that have to help every woman that asks for you help?
You need to get out more user, you can't project yourself into everyone's shoes, that's crazy talk, on your close friends and SO? Of course, those relationships are the ones that you should treasure.
I don't need to know you user but if you think you need to empathize with everyone you meet it will wear you off emotionally, heck that's more of a child behaviour, children tend to be trusting to everyone because they do not get the concept of lying until they're about 6 to 7 years old, there are few people that are good at heart but what you're saying is delusional user.
Would this be the right thread to ask if River City Ransom Underground was any good?
I'm from /pol/ and I like this game.
>girls fighter, ok
>they have boyfriends
>no SJW hetero is the devil bullshit
>no SJW fuck white people bullshit
>no SJW political themes being pushed
>no SJW ugly aesthetic (ear coins, tatts, binders)
>it looks like a quality game not fucked into the ground by incompetent diversity hires
In fact I don't like RCR: Underground because it starts to feel like the SJW shit above:
>characters look like their homeless indie couch surf friends
>probably a lot of other shit I never noticed since: dropped
I would have liked to see them redesigned to be more delinquent esque just for this game.
Other types of games typically have more than a single mechanic.
>I wouldn't help out a fellow human being even if it takes no effort from me whatsoever
yes, that is immoral behavior. what the fuck does it matter if it's a man or a woman, the goal of life is to make the world better for your being in it, not pork the optimal number of women. if you aren't going to do a small amount of good when the opportunity presents itself, then what good are you really planning to do?
also I said "empathize", not "trust". I can see how people would benefit from lying, or stealing, or what have you, but like other functional people I can also consider what I would do in their situation. Not everyone deserves mercy, obviously, but fundamentally I would rather be overly trusting of my fellow man than overly cynical.
>yes, that is immoral behavior. what the fuck does it matter if it's a man or a woman, the goal of life is to make the world better for your being in it, not pork the optimal number of women
morals are invented concepts and don't exist you mongoloid. There is no real goal in life but what you make for it.
and there we have it, the insecure nihilist can't conceive of other people having meaning in their lives, who could have guessed
>that complete lack of social awareness
jessica was not interested in his game and he went on about it for 3 more paragraphs. god damn
shovel knight is pretty fun and shantae games are mostly very fun
deal w/ it nerd
Again, you're grasping straws, a good action is helping a girl fuck? Because i find that retarded, that's not "doing good" that's asinine.
I do not give away money to poor people on the streets, if i can i buy something like bread and hand it out, i help out the the people that come to me on my work, try to be as patient as i can within the time limit of each one and explain everything they have to do and why.
I help out in a lot of other ways that i don't have to post about because i don't need to show it to other people, if it makes me feel good i'll do it, if it doesn't then i won't.
This isn't me, yet again you're jumping into conclusions, trying to profile me with some posts just shows how much of an ass you are, do you study psychology or some other crappy psyche subject?
They all evolved out of the coin munchiest of coin muncher cabinets though. They're more about flashy music and effects. Good bosses and deeper mechanics (The Capcom D&D beat em ups) set some apart, including RCR's RPG mechanics but it was always the exception for these, not the rule.
>little variance
For the trash, kind of, but not the bosses. Beat em up bosses were always pretty imaginative and interesting.
"giving a phone number" is not "helping a girl fuck", it's "helping someone with something that doesn't affect you in virtually any way with a task you're in a position to help with". this all ties back to the point of the argument, which if you've forgotten is "there's nothing wrong with idealized girls in a video game beating up people, even if it's unrealistic", but you had some kind of problem with that notion
>morals are invented concepts and don't exist you mongoloid.
So the natural state of the universe is maximum entropy, however the nice thing about being alive is that we can agree on things that make the world better.
We all agree on either an imperial or metric system and those are used to construct many things in the world.
We could all agree on not fucking each other's SOs or wives and that can be used to construct many relationships in the world.
Some people are self centered reprobates though, and deserve their life.
>because /pol/ has taken over
Huh?
T/u/mblr trannies are seething about this game, not /pol/
i bet you like off model porn to you fucking cretin
>River City Girls? I think I'll stick to Fight 'N Rage.
I couldn't get past uglified SJW characters, fart attacks, and an hour long tutorial mode that was condescending as fuck like you never played a vidya in your life in a retro market wtf.
Also I got it for co-op but for some godforsaken reason devs always feel like co-op is some jewel at the end of an Indiana Jones temple you have to get through all their levels of deadly traps and shit just to put your friend in the game. I will never understand this as long as I live. WTF is wrong with drop in/out from the beginning of the game.
The people spamming that one twitter conversation in every thread and calling for the game's boycot, aren't tumblr.
That conversation is objectively a hilarious cringe bomb though. You don't have to be /pol/ to get that. Disclaimer: Yep, I'm as /pol/ as they come.
Anime Expo
It is, from the start i said i wouldn't help out a girl i fancied because i would be the one wanting to fuck her and if i wasn't insterested then i probably wouldn't help her either since i do not know her, maybe she's crazy, maybe she has a STD, you just want to feel good about yourself without thinking about the consequences, are you a millenial user?
And the argument isn't girls beating up guys being unrealistic, is the fact on why they do it, because the MCs of the other games, the "BADASSES" that literally got famous beating everyone up, got beaten up and now the GIRLS have to save them. They could've done dozens of different stories but chose the feminism one, the "Girls should be able to do it because men do it all the time" and that stupid fucking ideology that game developers are implanting in their games and faggots like you are getting brainwashed into thinking it's the normal thing to do.
Remember how Rockstar showed Trevor in GTA 5? He started the game killing Johnny from the GTA4 DLC, just to show how fucking crazy and violent he is and the game had to live up to said expectations and he did. This game is doing something like that but if they go through with it, it would mean the GFs are actually stronger than both the men, what's the point in having them? Oh yeah because they're forcing me because they're on a relationship.
Do you NOT see this as bullshit? Are you that blind?
>fart attacks, and an hour long tutorial mode that was condescending as fuck like you never played a vidya in your life in a retro market wtf.
So you never actually played the game then.
It is indeed an incredibly pathetic conversation. But the people spamming it and calling for the boycot are indeed not from tumblr, and are instead acting as if the game itself is some kind of attack on their identity or something.
It's maybe not the worst in this thread, but some threads have just been totally fucking ruined from just how aggravated some people were because of it.
Are there people here actually angry that the objective of the game is to rescue the boyfriend's? That's pathetic and gay of them.
UNLESS the plot contradicts info and lore about the boys from past games OR people are angry about that shitty developer from , then what's there to be mad about? Getting saved by cute, strong, delinquent girls sounds like a dream come true.
Black nail polish on Kyouko is a really nice touch. That's not something you see on a lot of characters nowadays, and even less on non-goth characters.
Have sex in real life and you won't have to self-insert into games
>yfw when you're the actual misogynist from /pol/ and can see this guy's issues quite clearly
This game is one sliver of a digital dimension in a constantly expanding universe. It's not pushing any ideology, it's just an inverse of a repetitive formula in beat em ups. I have dropped and avoided plenty of video games for pushing SJW bullshit and I don't feel this is one of them.
This game is just a fun inverse, sure it's marketed to girls. It's not a AAA forcing politics down our throat at virtual gunpoint and making commercials mocking everyone. If it's a platform that gets more women into actual gaming, great.
>It is, from the start i said i wouldn't help out a girl i fancied because i would be the one wanting to fuck her
So, if a grandma in a store asks you for help with something from a high shelf, do you refuse because you don't want to fuck her? Is your sexuality that much in control of your nature to drive you to such extremes? Are you a cuck to your own dick? Are you a feckless joyless reprobate that can only interact with others in the nature of a transaction (i.e. grog no get fuck, grog no help)? That's worse than a male feminist bro.
>Do you NOT see this as bullshit? Are you that blind?
Oh I see the bullshit quite clearly, but acting like some beat em up spun to females in the corner is the devolution of the entire industry is now entering the realm of histrionics. It's not even like when they bullshit about reducing breast sizes and stuff in AAAs and lie about it, or pretend a BF5 is for "everyone" and fill it full of leftist bullshit while disparaging the regular audience. They're quite clearly setting out to make a game for women and invert the regular formula, and have done so. I don't feel disparaged, and I don't feel they're being hypocrites about their intent here.
looks ugly IMO
I'm surprised you guys aren't talking about Misuzu's new design. She's hot now.
Plus:
>Boys want a woman with meat on her bones, and I've got ALL OF THE MEAT.
Misuzu may not be the smartest character in the game, but if she's smart enough to know that boys like muscle women, then she's an instant genius.
>She's hot now.
I dunno, she looks like a typical anime drag queen. But still less ugly than she used to be.
Already did user, even with different types of women, best one was a Latina, 2nd one was a girl from Germany. Nowadays im bored of it and im trying to get in a relationship but im travelling soon so im just waiting until i get there.
Jesus user are you really that desperate to argue with me? I know i've repeated myself saying this but stop grasping at straws, there's an ideology and it's been shown in both the trailers and some of the screenshots of the game, you can find some of them in this same thread. I've helped multiple people that i don't want to fuck, but the user i replied literally said i should be helping out a girl who's looking to fuck, gotta work on that reading comprehension it will help you in the future. It's late already so im going to sleep now, take this as a win if it makes you feel better about yourself, take care.
I was wondering what the fuss was about, since I know Yea Forums wouldn't have a big issue with a game simply because cute girls are saving guys. Turns out it's yet another case of some pathetic fucking loser dev/writer acting like a retard in public and trying to kick the hornets nest for publicity, guess I won't have to feel bad for pirating it.
She looks absolutely nothing like an anime drag queen, she doesn't even have a manly face.
Meanwhile, what anime drag queens actually look like.
>But the people spamming it and calling for the boycot are indeed not from tumblr, and are instead acting as if the game itself is some kind of attack on their identity or something.
This is interesting to me because while I have loved beat em ups forever, I've never felt they were part of my identity. This game doesn't bother me in the slightest that way.
Now if they rewrite something existing like Lord of the Rings to have a black or female Gandalf, or the Little Mermaid to erase white culture, then I'm pissed.
Call me a racist or whatever if you like but it's still interesting that people really get pissed off when media that has assumed the level of cultural touchstones get replaced, and other media it's ok.
If the leftist saw of "whites have no culture" is true, it's because it was replaced by pop culture and that's why everyone gets so pissed if it is fucked with, more so than tearing down a mural of George Washington these days (which is also sad). Compounded by the fact that the shoe never goes on the other foot, pic related.
If you fail to see the similarity I don't know what else to say to you.
yeah, you seem really sane and not controlled by a vendetta
you got em good buddy
>The Chad Bogards
>The Virgin Higashi
It's literally just the makeup. Misuzu doesn't have a cleft chin, a square jaw, a 5 oclock shadow, a fake beauty mark, a butch face, pronounced cheekbones, or any of the other hallmarks of a drag queen. She still looks entirely like a woman, and especially they took great care to make her in game sprite really busty and emphasized her hips.
It's obfuscated by a thick level of edgelord dialogue, but the points are sane.
Well, this sprite looks better than the intro movie, but she still looks like a male design + tits and lipstick. Looks like some BnHA dude.
>Looks like some BnHA dude.
She literally looks like a buff version of Bakugo's mom with way too much makeup. I think you're being ridiculous.
Yea Forums always had shit taste in vidya. At least this is a constant.
Man hands.
They're right there.
In your screenshot.
Look at them.
I'm just here for the porn of the guys.
Next time don't ruin your own shill thread by making it about /pol/tards, you dumbass.
The entire Misuzu argument seems to be about how women aren't allowed to NOT be dainty and cute/beautiful.
Pre-order page when?
>comfy=upboat
>ruin=downboat
She's a fucking massive woman and is muscular as hell. What are you expecting? You don't get arms that size without having strong hands to lift shit.
They are. Just don't call them hot, when the design is obviously supposed to be a joke and make them look like a man.
Now this is hot.
I'm expecting you're gay.
I was not disappointed.
>Misuzu doesn't have a cleft chin, a square jaw, a 5 oclock shadow, a fake beauty mark, a butch face, pronounced cheekbones, or any of the other hallmarks of a drag queen.
Man hands are a hallmark of tranny/drag/
>Just don't call them hot
What are you, gay? Giant muscular women are hot.
They're also a hallmark of weightlifters and body builders. Of which Misuzu is almost explicitly a power lifter, except she has massive tits that would be impossible in real life, but because this is a fictional story, they take some liberties.
Yes, and Noi doesn't have a manface.
Neither does Misuzu.
We hit the wall of you failing to acknowledge the facts again. I don't see this conversation going anywhere, so let's just stop.
I guess you having eyesight problems is a fact, yes.
>Man hands
wew retard
man hands doesn't apply to fictional characters since their proportions are often exaggerated and unrealistic
do you think female fighting game characters like Chun Li has man hands too?
Wait a minute, that blonde girl...is that Riki's other girlfriend?
Yeah but Mami wasn't Riki's girlfriend in Kunio Tachi no Banka. That line seems to be making a joke of the continuity.
Pretty neat reference then.
>Japan
>black and white people are common enemies
>you pay for everything in dollars
It's Japanifornia.
or if they meant Japan as in Japan game, they're blatantly wrong since it's a western studio.
>Japanese beating up filthy gaijin
not seeing the issue
quite literally WF is trying to say, "WE WUZ ANIME N SHIIEEET"
and buying things from them, as foreigners are assimilated in their imaginary world
>HD non-pixelated UI on top of pixel art
STOP DOING THIS WAYFORWARD IT LOOKS SO UGLY
$100 both those guys are fat in real life
wayforward hasn't done a fun game in a while and river city ransom was pretty boring
NOOOOOOOOOO BUT THE CUTE GIRLS user YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT IT AND LOOK FORWARD TO ALL THE "YOU WILL BUY HER GAME" THREADS THAT ARE DEFINITELY NOT SHILLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gimme cutepie blonde riki’s gf back
Tomm Hulett is a skeleman.
They aren't.