"YOU WANT ANOTHER VIDEO GAME? I JUST BOUGHT YOU ONE LAST YEAR!"

damn. get a room you too :)
and let me watch :)

Yes no

maybe

Someone post the pic of what they look like now

can you repeat the question

>I JUST BOUGHT YOU ONE LAST YEAR!"
But moooom. Last Year is a dead game and no one plays it anymore!

>tfw you have now plenty of money to buy all the games you want but don't have a mom anymore

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Buy a new mom!

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

>it's an all three of them episode

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Are your parents dead, murdered over your mother's jewelry in an alleyway, where you swore your vengeance against criminals?

AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG

Watching MitM as I was browsing this thread.Why was Stevie so based?

>It’s a Malcolm gets brain damage episode

>not just playing one game for years

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But it's national videogame day!

You're mom still buys you games?

It's very weird watching the series again as an adult and seeing Lois pretty much being in the right every time.

Pokemon Blellow when?

Reese is the true chad

is he gonna shove that up his asshole?

>and seeing Lois pretty much being in the right every time.
Her failure of family planning overshadows any time she's correct after

Is it bad that I always wanted to fuck her?

No. That's completely normal.
She's completely nude in the movie CHIPS

I find her hot desu, i like angry women.

That was like a 20 year old body double you doofus

She was my first milf fantasy

>mfw mom never bought me any video game until I was 13
>she then bought only one gameboy and tetris
>had to sneaky trade rent games from friends at school
>mom got eventually mad I was playing too much and broke the gameboy
>had to wait another 2 years until she bought another one
>she also broke it 6 months later
This is why I will always be thankful to emulators. At least I got to play all the games I missed in my childhood.

>yfw blellow is an actual colour that isn't green that we can't see but we can use optical illusions to trick ourselves into seeing it

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>tfw mom was an abusive cunt and you're finally free of her shenanigans

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>dude haha this show is so friggin relatable :3
Malcolm In The Middle is garbage
>LOL WE ARE LE POOR FAMILY HAHA

now this is a relatable post

>tfw mom and dad wouldn't buy me videogames anymore or give me allowance after I was 12 because they wanted me to pay attention to school
>ended up skipping lunch at school every day and saving my lunch money to buy gift cards from a pharmacy near my school so I could buy games on steam and pay for my wow subscription

I think it's actually provably my fault that I'm a 5'0'' malnourished brainlet

>5'0
Pics or you're a lying faggot.

Yeah, my mom was an abusive piece of shit too, but now that she's dead i'm actually starting to miss her a bit.
The problem with your parents is that they can fuck you up however they want, but you'll never be able to completely hate them, there's still that 1% of your brain that will love them no matter what.

Wonder if any parent bought their child a game system but never bought any games out of ignorance of how it works.

It's more of a love and hate kind of thing. I fucking hate my parents but wished they recognized my efforts somehow after I left home when I was 18. Didn't ask anything of them ever since. Fuck, they had me after they became poor and left nothing for me, I had to start from nothing. Fuck them.

this (You) isn't out of anger, but pity
don't spend it all in one place champ

>No one can beat sub-zero

>5'0''
oh no no no no...
You're... serious...?
Aha... hahaha...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS NIGGA FIVE FOOT TALL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
FIVE FEET NIGGA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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But I'm buying it with the money I made from my job/

this

thread

is

based

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Malcolm wasn't a genius. He just had the ego of Ted Bundy.

For your sake I hope you're a girl.

Didnt you miss the parts where he was essentially a human calculator

I skipped lunch for 6 years (12 to 18) and used the money to buy Magic the Gathering booster packs. I still ended up becoming a 6'3 lanklet. I'm sorry, but your genes seem to be working against you, bud.

anyone could be a human calculator if they wanted to. Just had self-aware autism.

NO

Reminder that the nerdy chick Malcolm was into that later on in the show had tits grew up to do a bunch of nude shit.

This is factually incorrect

Link pls

sauce

>That episode about an academic contest where every school participating tries to cheat and Malcolm rigs the whole thing to out-sabotage everyone
I dunno he did seem pretty smart

I can relate to this. My parents would only get my brother and I games on our birthday or Christmas and we didn't get an allowance either, just twenty bucks every week to cover school lunches. I'd always skip lunch and use the money to buy shit I wanted. Yugioh and Pokemon cards, that months issue of Shonen Jump, or whatever discount game I wanted at the time. I mainly remember getting Pokemon Emerald and a player's choice copy of Resident Evil 0 that way.

I'm 5'7" and have major digestive issues these days.

This was similar to my experience. I remember saving up lunch money for weeks to get a video game.

I have wanted to fuck that woman since I was 8 years old.

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MAYBE

>godiwishthatwereme.jpg

found it.
xhamster.com/celebrities/tania-raymonde

>tfw no good stream for MitM

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>there's still that 1% of your brain that will love them no matter what.
Why do people keep perpetuating this meme? It's simply not true.

fuck that my dad can rot

worthless drunk fuck

with current trends buying one aaa video game every year since 2012 you get you 4 worthwhile games.

because it's true
there's still a part of you, deep inside your brain, that hopes for your shitty abusive parent to notice your worth and love you, no matter what they do to you

No,it means you are based

Nah, I guarantee when they die I won't think of them again.

I'm glad Cranston managed to balance his comedic side with more serious roles. Before Breaking Bad he was apparently denied some roles because they didn't think anyone would take him seriously.

>tfw mom bought me whatever I asked for as a kid and spoiled me lots
>this was her way of showing love to me since she was almost never around since she worked all of the time
>we weren't even wealthy, kind of poor actually, but this was all she thought she could do to make up for not being there

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Tania Raymonde

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moot...

>my thumbnail
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

>if you want a new game, just wait for birthday (january) or christmas

Sauce???

Who?

post yfw you realize you'll never get to bro out with frankie muniz and talk about mitm with him since his head injuries gave him amnesia and he has no recollection of ever being on the show

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bump

>I'm the tallest man in my family
>I'm 5'6"

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>You now remember what happened to Erik Per Sullivan

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Oh man I kinda had a similar situation like that, user. Growing up, my grandma and sometimes my brother would buy me video games. My dad rarely did because even though he wanted to buy me games, my mom stresssed him not to so I didn’t really play enough video games growing up. BUT

>2011
>sophomore in high school
>3DS was already out
>mom has never or wanted to buy me video games
>ask her to buy me 3DS anyway
>she says no
>get an idea
>tell her that school started charging me for lunch
>gave me $5 everyday

I was really skinny at that time and she was always concerned about my weight so I used that as an advantage

>raised $200 in over a month
>go on amazon and see that it’s half off
>feelsgoodman.png
>get it in the mail 3 days later
>tell mom it’s a gift from internet friend
>she gets suspicious
>contacts the school if they’re really charging me for food
>they weren’t
>mom was disappointed but was impressed with my dedication of raising money
>mom started using me as a personal bank to save up for her out of country trips

Even though my mom didn’t want to get me the 3DS, I bamboozled her into getting me one anyway >:)
Also, I don’t really think your short due to lack of eating. I ate well, plenty of veggies and even took vitamins and here I am age 24 and 5’1 so it’s probably your genes. Malnourishment yeah but I don’t think it affects your height.

im the tallest of everyone on my dad's side about 5'7"

I DON'T KNOW

The Jews did this youtube.com/watch?v=vVjhUSCSUmk

How I know you're under six foot

Your mom hit the wall pretty fast

>nearly every man in my family is a 6' giant
>even my dad
>I'm 5'7
>barely taller than my mom
Fuck this gay biology!

>can't beat Papu's fat fucking ass
I have achieved zen anger
F U C K

>Tfw Dewey was molested

>family is nothing but acadian coonass peoplelets
>mom 5'3 dad 5'6
>i was barely 5' until i hit like 16-17
>hit 6' eternally glad i broke free of manlet shackles
I am worried if I have a boy though he might be a manlet

>So mad I posted in the wrong thread
Forgive me. Malcolm in the Middle was kino

I don't know

LIFE IS UNFAIR SO I JUST STARE

I'm sorry, user.
Some people here have shitty parents and can't really sympathize with those that had decent ones but who are no longer there.

>Be 5'5
>Still heads taller than any family member
Fucking lets

CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION?

>Frankie Muniz was molested
>he doesn't remember any of it, but also doesn't remember anything before he lost his memory

my condolences, user
hope you're ok, friend. stay strong

Thay was more his delinquent side that everyone in the family had. Reese could had done it too.

YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOW

AND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG

Maybe its a good thing hes got amnesia.

Or maybe Reese got fondeled, he wasnt in anything afterwards

Dewey is only child.

The best episodes

Would you your mom?

Knowing that I was stucked with Pokémon Gold for at least 6 months made it an incredible experience. Now I'm bombarded with 20 games each week and they're all trash.