Defend this

No, he is definitely talking about their online service. Cloud gaming isn't mentioned until the 2nd paragraph
nintendo.co.jp/ir/pdf/2019/qa1906e.pdf

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>underpowered
>gimmick
>supposedly a handheld but too large and performs better docked
>dock scratches screen
>cheap, flimsy joycons
>library consisting of rehashes, shovelware, the worst versions of multiplats and kiddie games.
>insufferable, delusional community
>manchildren love it
>system of choice for trannies and the morbidly obese.
>smash tournaments known for being comprised of people with no concept of personal hygiene
>an embarrassment to be see playing in public
>horrible online, overpriced.
>console is overpriced, very low value in general
>often referred to as several derogatory names, some examples include “cucktendo shitch” or just “shitch”, “Fischer price tablet” or more rarely the “NINtENDO SWItCH” (the lowercase t’s representing the low testosterone of the typical Nintendo console owner)
I could go on but I think we’ve all seen enough to all agree that owning a Nintendo Switch is undesirable.

Dementia.

VR still isn't popular enough and online service is shit on everything but PC.

67 but yeah I agree
He’s literally older than my father

they literally dodged a bullet with VR, it's a money sink unfit for gaming

He has dementia which is why Nintendo has him in an honorary position instead of actually doing anything regarding games

except your dear n*ntendo has the worst online servers we've ever seen

Definitely
Yoshi basically runs the show now but miyamoto is still the icon

This. "VR" is just shoving screens right up againat your eyeballs. It's poorly conceived from the beginning and will never be what vr enthusiasts want it to be.

Why is the shitposting about Switch ramping up so much lately?

just wait for Yoshi to be arrested for taxes evasion, Nintendo will go bankrupt instantly

I wonder how Yoshi would run the company haha

Dont you have summer reading to do for your slow english class?

Success breeds jealousy.

Combination of sour grapes over Super Mario Maker 2, and asspain over Super Mario Royale getting taken down.

>469670432
lmao cope more, soiboy

Oh no they didn't fall behind they've fallen of a cliff. Sony are the ones behind with their online services.

Learn to post underage

A new exclusive was just released and it's been very well received.

>Sell waifu and allow uncesored games unlike snoy
I dont defend but at least nintendo is not a fucking SJW company.

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They haven't fallen behind because they aren't in the race in the first place. They do things at their own pace.

learn to cool yourself, you're seething right now

>has not fallen behind in online
anyone who had a wii aswell as another competent console/PC in 2006 would have to beg to differ

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>elderly Japanese man is delusional l

>literaly older than my father

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That and cyber sleuth is getting ported.

Pretty sure if you had a wii and ps3 you would prefer the wii's online lest you forget the psn downtime.

VR gaming is a meme so who gives a fuck about it?

>what did he mean by this?
>what went wrong?
>this is ______, say something nice to her!
>*blocks your path*
>who was in the wrong here?
>what the fuck was his problem?
>could someone give me a quick rundown?
>what are some games where ______?
>enemies can open doors
>this company is finished
>HAHAHAHAHA BTFO"
>how will they ever recover?
>is he, dare i say, /ourguy/?
>NEVER EVER
>find a flaw; protip: you can't
>HE
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>here's your controller, bro
>THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>you did buy her game, right?
>>buying games
>Apologize to him Yea Forums
>Explain yourselves
>Well?
>Defend this
>What's his name again?
>Why does this trigger Yea Forums so much?
>Yea Forums BTFO
>Would you?
>He did nothing wrong!
>Convince me to NOT buy this game
>Find a flaw
>Now that the dust has settled...
>How did we go from this...to THIS?
>JUST
>Hold me Yea Forumsros
>What was his endgame?
>What am I in for?
>Will this save the gaming industry?
>Can we get one of these threads going?
>LOL
>Keep it vidya
>Really makes you think
>Don't mind me, just pirating this _______
>WE
>*breathes in*
>*WHIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
>How do we fix _________?
>OH NO NO NO
>He/She killed millions.....
>Basedboy
>Nu-male
>E-celeb
>Comfy
>The absolute state of Yea Forums everybody
>Who is bestgirl and why is it ______?
>Why is she so perfect bros?
>This is your ______ for tonight
>Just played this, what did I think of it?
>What the fuck were they thinking?
>People fell for the ________ meme
>Was it kino?
>Redpill me on this Yea Forums
>Thanks for beta testing consolekeks
>.
>Choose your character
>See this, what do?
>Look at this nep!
>Name ONE GAME that does this
>are you going to buy her game?
>daily reminder
>S E E T H I N G
>Obsessed
>El goblino...
>if you kill him you'll become just like him
>the perfect game doesnt exi-
>so...this...is...the....power....of...
>I love Reisen!
>This
>...And that's a good thing!/And here's why

I can't wait for the day when this delusional out-of-touch fuck retires. Every game Miyamoto has his hands on now turns to shit because he needs to have some unique gimmicky shit with everything.

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>all evidence point to earth being anything but flat
>"guys earth is flat because I believe so"