You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a Zoomer

Never could learn how to butterfly

>First game was Red Version on GBC
>First console was a PS1 with Ape Escape

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My first game was Super Mario Land 1 on the original game boy.

I still play wolfenstein enemy territory every day

Jump
Slash
Defend
Repeat

I shit and then I cum....and it's beautiful!

>tfw learned to k-style simply by being an autist fuck spamming every move possible
it wasn't that hard but holy fuck did it wear down my wrists.

This was my first Star Wars game.

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My favorite SNES game was Paperboy

yesterday you said you'd call sears

If i become a zoomer, does that magically make me younger?

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I own original HOMM3 discs in the box with manual, and my Steam account is from 2004.

QUAD DAMAGE

Okay, but you still haven't proved you aren't one OP.

>mfw k styling faggots cant dodge shotguns

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You first

GunZ died a sad death, god I'd do anything to get it back

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this was the best feel

>not k styling with shotguns
user pls

Metal arms Glitch in the system was fun

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I have the disc for black and white, and the creature island expansion.

>Ahem
>Fuck Fortnite, Fuck Minecraft, Fuck Streaming, Fuck all social media, Fuck Itoddlers

I know what VHS, walkman and discman are.

>faggot who acts tough now
You killed idiots like yourself who were trying to learn kstyle. If they could double or triple bf you shotgun fags were fucked. Double revolvers shooting their fucking toes was how you were supposed to do it. Rockets sometimes worked to, but anyone worth their salt would just dodge'em. They were more of an oh shit mix up sorta weapon vs kstyle.

>look at me i have inferior tech am i cool?
You're Seattle hipster faggot

fucking kino

Mega Turrican is one of my Fave Games.

What a pain in the bee-hind.

I use my parents' money on 80's vinyls

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I own a vinyl record player, not one of the half arsed tabletop ones, a proper big one

This is one of my favorite SNES games

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I remember walking into electronics stores and seeing the labyrinth screensaver run on PC monitors.

This game was so fucking good. I miss late 90's and 2000's

The Best Buy near my hometown had one of those giant 3x3 big screen displays with a console in the back that you could play on. I vividly remember seeing the title screen of Super Metroid on a 20 foot combo display and immediately becoming enthralled by it.

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Damn right. Ever notice how in level 3, the first rock you destroy releases little bugs that make the same sound as the swarmers? What's up with that?

That game had real deepest lore, but nobody ever looked into it.

I still don't know what defines a zoomer.

That makes you a boomer

more good games game out in 2004 than all of the 2010's

The first games I played I had to type out in basic from the back of a magazine.

anyone younger than (You)

excuse my fuckin sleep deprived asshole typo

MY FELLOW AMERICANS ONCE AGAIN I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU...

Oh oh oh woah RUN AROUND oh oh woah oh woah...
You gonna change the world!

Don't say your heart is in a hurry
Give me
Give me
Sometime....

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
DAY AFTER DAY….

Hey, hey you you
I don't like your girlfriend
No way
No way
I think you could use a new one

Turn one
Trap hole
Man eater bug face down
Pass the run

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people born on/after 2000

I refuse to pay for digital distribution

For me, it's Terranigma. The best Quintet game.

t. sub-25 zoomer

My first game was football on the Atari 2600 and my favorite series is kirby. I hate current pokemon because they stopped advancing the quality of the games since Black and White 2 but never really bought or played a pokemon games since Gold and silver.
Also Moba's and Battle Royal games are shit.

young = zoomer
not too young = boomer
if he was born in the 21st century, he is a zoomer.

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My games were stored on these and cassettes.

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NOW SPREAD THE MAGIC POWDER TOWARDS THE SPOILT MILK, YOUR MAJESTY

It arguably goes down to like 1995-1997; the zoomer era starts with people who grew up with smart technology and were raised from the beginning deeply ingrained into social media and always being connected to the Internet. Along the same vein, they were also raised to think that youtube/twitch popularity is directly related to a games' worthiness to be played.

someone that only knows life from the 21st century

OoT is better than Majoras mask and I had to speedrun smash 64 every time I played it so i could have Captain Falcon.

Never knew he was saying "Falcon Punch" when you press B either, always thought he was just spouting gibberish and then yelled PAWNCH.

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>get dagger
>right-click
>laugh as retarded k-style idiots flail all around you as you have almost 99.9% invincibility frames at all times

I played a casper computer game on an orange floppy disk and to this day cannot find any videos of what it was called, also played some learning game about Ozzy the otter

a

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>It arguably goes down to like 1995-1997;
depends on where in the world you're born. Hence 2000 is a safer bet that we can all agree on for sure.

Anyone who was too young to remember 9/11.

I like videogames

g u n z z z . . .

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boomer is 25y+? or 30y?

also how rich you are

That hasn't mattered for a very long time, user. Even the poor have ipads and iphones for their kids, and I'm pretty sure that started being a big thing fairly shortly after 2008.

>Steam
>bragging about being the first to bend over and accept digital only
Only zoomers pay for digital distribution

>You have 10 seconds to prove you're not a Zoomer.
I actually know what clay fighters was, I liked the green blob guy and my brother liked the evil snowman dude.

Trash game that never got picked back up for a modern success. Too bad there are people out there who say they ""love"" it yet wont do anything for themselves to remake or work on it. Everyone who were the 1% of good players or think they were/still are pretty much just washed up people with no other goals, much like this fucking game.

That's not true.

Age of Sigmar > Warhammer Fantasy

shit, i haven't heard that in ages.

Zoomer detected. Fantasy > End times = Age of Sigmar

yeah but in that 95-98 range you could easily have some kid that never had a smart phone or other new tech until 2012

Don't have a cow, man.

>tfw you finally mastered half step, half-half step, double butterfly and even triple butterfly
God i've never been this autistic over a game since GunZ.
Coincidentally it's the only game where i've ever hit "the zone"
I miss it bros...

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The people who bitch about K style are scrubs

nope

I've beaten SMRPG with my old friend from across the street probably 12 times
checkmate

secret of nevermore was pretty cash even tho rockets were hilariously broken

Yes it is

three year old me got PTSD from this.

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How the fuck were people even able to triple butterfly, I always thought that shit was a meme.

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This is my favourite game.

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Quake was good game

>UHHH 1V1 ME
>CLINK BANG BANG SWOOP SWWOOP CLANK BANG BANG
>(You) joined the match
>UHHHH WHO PLAYS ANYTHING ELSE THAN 1V1???
>duelster and swordblaze left the game

>TFW bloody roar is dead

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Easy.
I remember when video games were fun and creative.

>at least one person (12 year old) per match threatening to fuck someone's mother/sister/dad/whatever
Can't imagine the shit show that would create today

Used to fap to these

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>gunz.
was it good? I was an S4 person.

I still don't have a smart phone and I don't want one.

stop pushing your shitty meme, no one cares about your towers you fat fucks

bobba

Thought I was the only one on the planet who still doesn't have a phone.

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Fuck man, My sisters used to play this shit and i've been trying to find the name forever.

Chat rooms were great back then.

SO HERE I AM
DOIN EVERYTHING I CAN
HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM
PRETENDING I'M A SUPERMAN

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>official south park palace
good times

does not knowing what a zoomer count as proving it?

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GUST OF WIND DANCE

My greatest joy in life is printing out my favorite shots at the Pokemon Snap print out kiosk thing in Blockbuster. Also taking as many of those AOL discs that I could and throw them around for the fuck of it.

12 year old me finished this: before the age of internet and guides. But with the help of a magazine telling me WTF I should do with swirly balls thingy.
I'm still proud. But PTSD of The Machine.

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Dad introduced me to vidya with his NES, I played Sesame Street games until I was old enough to git gud at Mario and Duck Hunt
I remember the 64 commercials (Get N or get out)
I got an Ancient Mew from Pokemon the Movie

I masturbate to Nirvana Unplugged in New York

Alright

youtube.com/watch?v=CT49bhofsIc

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E.g.

>That feel when you never k-style'd and could beat people using the games original, buggy-ass mechanics

GUNZ was a fun game

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The flinch in your eyes shows your bluff

Why did you have to remind me

Now THIS is a real Boomer feel.
Fuck smartphones.

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OH FUCK. I forgot about this.

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Peak zoom.

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My first "gaming system" was a C64 and I remember getting yelled at for signing in to AOL when it was still pay by the minute.

Wario Land and Teleroboxer are the only good games on Virtual Boy.

gunz was fun as fuck

LOOKS LIKE ITS GONNA BE ANOTHA SCORTCHER!

HITOR

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Lol you guys are fags.

Why is there nothing like GunZ or S4 League in 2019? I bought Sunset Overdrive last night and played it for 9 hours straight after work. I haven't played a video game for that long in a decade.

DERE

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The first game I remember playing a lot was Indiana Jones Greatest Adventures on the SNES.

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>hot images of your favorite game girls
I really miss how things were. Fuck this era.

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cant find an image of the first one

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X-men for the sega genesis had me reset the computer

God I miss the days when you literally couldn't sell something without tits and ass

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Kstyle is for fags
Real man turtle

So?

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This was my first pc game as a kid, I remember how badass it felt playing with my sidewinder...

Now I'm a flightsim dork

Zoomers all have one thing in common.
They all spent their teens in this decade or they will be spending their teens in the 2020's.

From MW2 to Fortnite, that's what I define as Zoomer gaming culture.

How does this image make you feel?

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Since I had no internet I would just play around with the characters and make stupid comics

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the greatest freeware

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That's fucking ugly, I can't understand how people lived with such crap back then.

It's ugly, but it makes me feel. One might say it has SOUL

Damn dude, thats literally me.

I dunno why I dropped Nox after a few hours of play, maybe because I started as a warrior and was steamrolling through enemies.

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My first computer. I typed in some pretty good vidya to play on it.

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Is this the one that you could play games on audio cassettes?

Uhhh, Ur-Quan Masters... Wait, shit... That was the name of the remaster... Okay I admit I'm just a zoomer, you've caught me.

Yep, regular old tape recorder could be used as the storage medium.

archive.org/details/rainbowmagazine

These had 10-20 page listings of games in BASIC to type in on the regular..later the original barcode scanner tech when it was brand new.

Well basic and assembly that is.

Born in 86, I suppose that counts. I find Twitch/Youtube/social media related threads to be cancerous.

stay a while

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I still play it every now and then

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I play to have fun,

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Fuck I miss gunz sometimes

K-style was bullshit, I just wanted to be John Woo

In NFS Porsche Unleashed, if you drive through wrong side toll booths on Autobahnn a siren will ring. If you persist though, eventually the game will switch sides and now the sirens will sound when passing on the right side and not on the left.

META MINE SS/2 ADUKA ONLY OR KICK BIG $$$$$$$

step back fuckres

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b-but-but
We have le Oberwach XDDDXXDDDDXD